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Midlife Bites

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2022-01-04
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780593158517

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A smart, personal, darkly funny examination of what it’s like to be a woman at the crossroads of a midlife crisis, from the New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “I inhaled this book in one sitting; it’s a must-read for anyone over forty. This should become the gift all girlfriends give one another.”—Zibby Owens, host of the award-winning podcast Moms Don’t Have Time to Read Books Jen Mann had what appeared to be the perfect life: a successful career as a bestselling author and award-winning blogger, a devoted husband, teenage kids who weren’t total jerks, and a badass minivan. So imagine her surprise when, at forty-seven years old, a midlife crisis kicked her straight in the ladybits. Midlife Bites offers Jen’s trademark wit and honesty when it comes to important conversations and observations about women in midlife. Here, readers will be able to come together and find anecdotes and practical ideas to help navigate through this major point in their lives. For women who may feel isolated or overlooked, this collection of original essays offers valuable insights, takeaways, and, most important, a productive way forward. Jen shares her own story as well as advice and wisdom from the online community she built, tackling everything that bites about midlife, where nothing is off-limits: raging hormones; sex (after forty); finding your purpose; learning to make new friends (yes, even as a grown-up); moving out of your comfort zone; having conversations that count, no more small talk; and how to deal with rogue chin hairs (and other nuisances). Jen Mann is leading the movement to create a new space where middle-aged women can share openly and honestly with one another. This no-BS collection of essays will help start the conversation and keep it going, because as women, we all have a right to be happy, fulfilled, and whole, no matter what stage of life.

Bitten in the Midlife

Author : Lia Davis,L.A. Boruff
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 335 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Bitten in the Midlife by Lia Davis,L.A. Boruff Pdf

Hailey Whitfield can’t take anymore run-ins with her ex. It’s time for a big change. She’s never considered moving away, but it’s her best plan yet. Bonus – her bestie lives next door! However, her new neighbor is… weird, to say the least. Extremely hot, but odd. So are his friends. But Hailey will take strange neighbors over facing her lying, cheat, deadbeat ex-fiancé all day, any day. Finding a job in a new town is more challenging than she realizes. With her savings depleted from the move, Hailey has to suck it up and take what she gets. After taking a job as a private nurse for an injured bounty hunter, things start to look up. Then a skip falls into her lap. Okay, sure. She was being nosy and reading an incoming fax intended for her patient. But with a little encouragement, Hailey takes on the task of tracking down the skip. It’s easy money. Right? Wrong. This skip is far more than Hailey bargained for. And her life is about to change in a very bloody and pointy kind of way. What a bite in the… Well, you know. With the help of her witchy best friend and her new, very pale neighbor, Hailey is going to collect her bounty. Or die trying. Fanged After Forty is a new witty spin-off from the bestselling series Witching After Forty by international bestselling authors Lia Davis and L.A. Boruff.

The Midlife Cyclist

Author : Phil Cavell
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2021-06-24
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781472961396

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The Midlife Cyclist by Phil Cavell Pdf

'I am blown away by the level of detail Phil Cavell brings to his work.' – Elinor Barker MBE, multiple world champion and Olympic gold medallist 'The Midlife Cyclist is a triumph' – Cycling Plus 'An amazing accomplishment... a simple-to-understand précis of your midlife as a cyclist – you won't want to put it down.' – Phil Liggett, TV cycling commentator 'Phil is eminently qualified to write The Midlife Cyclist. Well, he is certainly old enough.' – Fabian Cancellara, Tour de France rider and two-time Olympic champion Renowned cycling biomechanics pioneer, Phil Cavell, explores the growing trend of middle-aged and older cyclists seeking to achieve high-level performance. Using contributions from leading coaches, ex-professionals and pro-team doctors, he produces the ultimate manifesto for mature riders who want to stay healthy, avoid injury – and maximise their achievement levels. Time's arrow traditionally plots an incremental path into declining strength and speed for all of us. But we are different to every other generation of cyclists in human history. An ever-growing number of us are determined to scale the highest peaks of elite physical fitness into middle-age and beyond. Can the emerging medical and scientific research help us achieve the holy triumvirate of speed and health with age? The Midlife Cyclist offers a gold standard road-map for the mature cyclist who aims to train, perform and even race at the highest possible level.

Bitten in the Midlife

Author : L a Boruff,Lia Davis
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2021-09-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798479830761

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Bitten in the Midlife by L a Boruff,Lia Davis Pdf

Jilted at the altar a month before her fortieth birthday. Poor Hailey. Midlife really does have a crisis. Or is it that midlife is the crisis? Either way, it sucks. Hailey Whitfield can't take anymore run-ins with her ex. It's time for a big change. She's never considered moving away, but it's her best plan yet. Bonus - her bestie lives next door! However, her new neighbor is... weird, to say the least. Extremely hot, but odd. So are his friends. But Hailey will take strange neighbors over facing her lying, cheat, deadbeat ex-fiancé all day, any day. Finding a job in a new town is more challenging than she realizes. With her savings depleted from the move, Hailey has to suck it up and take what she gets. After taking a job as a private nurse for an injured bounty hunter, things start to look up. Then a skip falls into her lap. Okay, sure. She was being nosy and reading an incoming fax intended for her patient. But with a little encouragement, Hailey takes on the task of tracking down the skip. It's easy money. Right? Wrong. This skip is far more than Hailey bargained for. And her life is about to change in a very bloody and pointy kind of way. What a bite in the... Well, you know. With the help of her witchy best friend and her new, very pale neighbor, Hailey is going to collect her bounty. Or die trying. Fanged After Forty is a new witty spin-off from the bestselling series Witching After Forty by international bestselling authors Lia Davis and L.A. Boruff.

Midlife Wolf Bite

Author : Carissa Andrews
Publisher : Carissa Andrews
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2022-03-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Midlife Wolf Bite by Carissa Andrews Pdf

Midlife can bite me. I could have lived out the rest of my days blissfully ignorant of the underground supernatural world. After all, being over forty, getting a divorce, and starting over is nuts enough. But instead, I was bitten by a dying Alpha, and now I'm inadvertently thrust into the middle of his divided werewolf pack & their civil war. It's basically me and my ex, but with more death and mayhem, if that's even possible. With new powers emerging & the urge to shift imminent, I'm being forced to make some tough decisions. Like, do I even want to be a werewolf? Not that there's much of a choice there. To make matters worse, I'm falling for the pack's sexy Omega. Totally not planned, let me tell you. This entire fiasco is putting me and my two kids in harm's way and if there's one thing this middle-aged mom won't stand for - it's any more jerks screwing with their lives. Time for everyone to fall in line. There's a new Alpha in charge and she's got her big girl panties on. . •• ★ •• . Fans of KF Breene, Shannon Mayer, and Victoria Dannan, get ready for an enchanting blend of paranormal fantasy and women's empowerment! Midlife Wolf Bite captures the essence of a sassy midlife heroine, weaving humor, suspense, and heart-pounding romance into every page. This book is tailor-made for women over forty who crave thrilling supernatural adventures and relatable characters who defy age stereotypes. Don't miss out on this captivating entry in Carissa Andrews' Accidental Alpha series. Click the BUY NOW button and join Ella as she delves headfirst into a world of werewolf romance and paranormal suspense. Indulge your craving for supernatural passion and embark on an unforgettable journey today!

Next of Twin

Author : L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Next of Twin by L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke Pdf

Mae and Lela Cable are identical twins. Mirror twins, to be exact. They've lived a normal life...until now. Their moonshine-swilling, antique-hoarding, geriatric Aunt Bertha insists that they're descendants of Appalachian witches. What in the world are they supposed to do with that? Lela works as a doula and has a knack for medicinal herbs. She's the adventurous sister who enjoys the single life. Timid Mae pampers her house plants and is a recently divorced mom who has spent her entire adult life giving in to the desires of her family and ignoring herself. Can someone say self-care needed, stat? When the twins decide on a whim to travel cross-country to meet a dying, long-lost relative in the Great Smoky Mountains, they quickly realize that their entire lives were filled with curtains that hid the truth. Even their parents’ cause of death was a lie. Now they’re sick with mysterious symptoms, water is attacking Mae as she walks through the airport, and Lela is attracting animals like she’s in the middle of an animated princess movie. Say what? What was that Aunt Bertha had said? Appalachian witches. Trying to understand and harness their powers is the least of the twins’ worries. Just as they decide to stay a while in their ancestral Tennessee home, they discover someone wants them out of town, like yesterday. But why… and who? Can they overcome their fears and hesitations in time to prevent something terrible from happening? Wears Valley Witches is a hilarious Paranormal Cozy Mystery series that will keep you on your toes as you learn about the Appalachian witches and their quirky magic.

Monsters Matchmaking

Author : L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2023-09-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Monsters Matchmaking by L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore Pdf

The magical dating service knows best… Right? We can only hope. Andromeda is sick of being used in relationships. She's smart and talented, and scares more men than a vasectomy without anesthesia. Working for one of the top PR firms around, she gets to see how terrible people are on a daily basis, and she’s over it. Now that she’s over forty, she was all but ready to give up on love. As a last ditch, she agrees to give an exclusive dating agency a chance, but only because her best friend recommends it to her. What’s the worst that could happen? Another failed, short-term relationship won’t kill her. Probably. Bran de Clare, Monster King. His people have long been trapped in another dimension, but Bran is determined to find a place for them in the modern world, and do whatever it takes to fix the violent and cruel reputation that has plagued his kind since their banishment. Both Andromeda and Bran soon realize factions in both of their worlds want to destroy any hope of a peaceful reunion of the so-called monsters to the human world. The human scientists will do anything to keep the knowledge of magic a secret. Monster rebels work against Bran day and night in an attempt to take over the worlds. Both of them. Bran and Andromeda must overcome their vast differences to come together and save their worlds. If they happen to fall in love along the way? Alls the better, but neither see that happening any time soon.

Cloaked Magic

Author : L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 698 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Cloaked Magic by L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore Pdf

This collection includes all of the books in the Midlife Mage series. Teacher and hidden witch, Ceri, has already had a rough day when she’s summoned to a party packed with psychic vampires. She was supposed to be on a boring date with safe and sturdy Nick, not dragging him along so the vampires could stare at him like… well, lunch. Oh, but it gets worse. She returns home to see her teenage son’s girlfriend has been replaced by a fetch. Welcome to a day in the life of Ceri Gault, witch extraordinaire. After staying as far away as possible from the supernatural, Ceri finds herself unable to escape any longer when a death omen brings trouble to her door. Now, she and her children are exposed to magical beings who live disguised among humanity Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Except everyone else is going to burn. Ceri’s just going to light the fire, sit back, and enjoy the show. **Includes all the books in Midlife Mage**

Twinnin' Ain't Easy

Author : L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Twinnin' Ain't Easy by L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke Pdf

Things are topsy-turvy in Wears Valley, and Lela and Mae must get to the bottom of it all before someone ends up dead… or worse. After barely saving their Aunt Bertha’s life, Lela and Mae know their time is limited to find the attacker. But magical happenings start making local headlines. They can’t help but get involved, and in the process, they discover a whole community of witchy friends who are just as stumped as the twins are about magic suddenly appearing in the mountains again. And now there are any number of suspects. Could it be the handsome nurse, George? Lela says no, but Mae isn’t convinced. Lela suspects Mae’s new professor friend. He seems all stuffy and reserved at first, but Mae soon discovers just how hot things can be under the surface. Bertha is just glad to be alive, and together with her and Harriet, the twins discover more about their heritage, their bond as twins, and their future.

Uncaged

Author : L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Uncaged by L.A. Boruff,Daphne Moore Pdf

Ceridwen Gault—disaster witch extraordinaire. And right now, an involuntary guest in another dimension. Offering herself as a sacrifice to free her daughter from a kidnapping should have been a no-brainer, and it was. Only now Ceri finds herself trapped in a prison dimension, trapped with a magical asshat who is just as desperate to free himself as she is to be out of there. One problem: he actually deserves to be there. Second? There’s a bunch of other people trapped there who don’t deserve to be. Ceri doesn’t want to free he-who-definitely-should-not-be-her-problem. He thinks she’s capable of breaking the magic keeping him there, which should make her feel special but really only makes her feel even more trapped. Now her choice is simple: will she do whatever it takes to save herself and the innocents in this place, or will she choose the greater good by not unleashing an ancient power that could destroy everything she loves in her world?

Keep Your Twin Up

Author : L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Keep Your Twin Up by L.A. Boruff,Lorraine Cooke Pdf

Something is stirring deep within the twins’ unearthed cauldron…and no, it’s not Bertha’s homemade moonshine. Lela and Mae finally found their tribe. After their magic trickles over to other granny witch descendants in the Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, now they have a coven and a home. Little do they know that the same magical source that supplies them with their powers can also make them deathly ill. Now they’re struggling to offload their magic and share it with volunteers within their coven…even the men. Men with shiny, new magical powers? Surely nothing could go awry. In the midst of the twins’ magical conundrums, a ghost from their family’s Scottish past keeps popping out of the cauldron like a genie from a lamp. She’s returned to issue a warning: the coins that Lela and Mae found on their family’s ancestral farm can’t be used by them, or anyone else, lest they be cursed for eternity. What’s the worst that could happen? Eternal curses? Pfft. Why not? When the coins go missing, the twins find themselves in a race against time to recover them before they are doomed to the same, unfortunate fate as their ancestor. Meanwhile, Lela is intrigued by the professor’s dark and handsome brother, Joseph, who also just happens to have an adorable four-year-old daughter named Eleanor. When an accident sends Eleanor directly to the ER, can Lela use her powers to save her? Or will her true identity push her new love interest away?

Sisterhood of the Stones

Author : L.A. Boruff,Lia Davis,Lacey Carter
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 537 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Sisterhood of the Stones by L.A. Boruff,Lia Davis,Lacey Carter Pdf

Sisterhood of the Stones is a delightfully funny complete paranormal series about three women thrown together by cursed stones: Citrine, Sapphire, and Onyx. The series is light on the paranormal, light on the romance, and heavy on the hilarious. The legend of the stones claims that there was a pirate and a witch who shared an undying love, but something went wrong. What? It's unclear. Fast forward a few years and Cami, Delilah, and Dr. Ember Thorn must work together to solve the unanswered mystery of Renegade Remington and the love of his life, Ariyah, or be cursed by the stones forever. Along the way, if they're open to it and very lucky, perhaps the ladies might find the loves of their lives, lasting friendship, and oh yeah, one very lovable pig. Citrine Wishes: It's inappropriate to wish for your ex-husband to be run over by a truck. Sapphire Omens: If you wish you knew what people thought of you, to be frank, you’re a fool. Onyx Interruptions: Time stops for no man, but with a little luck and a little onyx, it’ll stop for a woman.

Primetime of Life: Volume 1

Author : L.A. Boruff
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 463 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Primetime of Life: Volume 1 by L.A. Boruff Pdf

Turning forty is less Witches of Eastwick and more Black Widow. Go figure. I've always known I was adopted. It never mattered much...until my birth mother died. I inherited a new power from the mysterious woman. But now she’s dead and I, despite the fact that I have exactly zero training, I’m the next time-traveling assassin. Don’t get excited. The job sounds glamorous, but it comes with a huge learning curve and plenty of mishaps. Then there’s having to actually assassinate people. That part sucks. It could be worse. I could still be working retail.

Witching After Forty Volume One

Author : Lia Davis,L.A. Boruff
Publisher : Davis Raynes Publishing Group, LLC
Page : 477 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2023-01-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Witching After Forty Volume One by Lia Davis,L.A. Boruff Pdf

Witching After Forty follows the misadventures of Ava Harper – a forty-something necromancer with a light witchy side that you wouldn’t expect from someone who can raise the dead. Join Ava as she learns how to start over after losing the love of her life, in this new paranormal women’s fiction series with a touch of cozy mystery, magic, and a whole lot of mayhem. This Volume includes: A Ghoulish Midlife Cookies for Satan (Christmas novella) I’m With Cupid (Valentine novella) A Cursed Midlife A Girlfriend for Mr. Snoozerton (Novella)

Bloom In Blood

Author : L.A. Boruff
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 139 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2024-03-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Bloom In Blood by L.A. Boruff Pdf

At thirty-seven, the worst possible thing happened. Now, at forty-two, Riley has nearly given up. Five years ago, my world was turned upside down when my husband and sons disappeared without a trace. I mourned, I searched, and when I got no answers, I began to prepare. Nobody will catch me vulnerable again. I was wrong to think my life couldn’t get any crazier. Now there are two vampires at my door telling me my missing family wasn’t human...and neither am I. I have a chance to regain everything I’ve lost. But first, I have to find the truth about my heritage, all while fighting the overwhelming attraction I have for my missing husband’s best friends. No matter what, my mourning is done. My life is in my control again. And I will burn the world to the ground to get my family back.