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Damn You Autocorrect! 2

Author : Lyndsey Saul
Publisher : Random House
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780753541999

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Damn You Autocorrect! 2 by Lyndsey Saul Pdf

You'll cringe, you laugh ... and you'll triple check all of your texts! (at least for a few days ...) The second collection of humorous typos and autocorrect mishaps people have sent to one another on their smart phones.

Dear Asshole

Author : Jillian Madison,Michelle Madison
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2011-08-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762442867

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Dear Asshole by Jillian Madison,Michelle Madison Pdf

Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Texts From Last Night

Author : Lauren Leto,Ben Bator
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 151 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2010-01-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101196588

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Texts From Last Night by Lauren Leto,Ben Bator Pdf

In the tradition of The Truth About Chuck Norris, PostSecret, and I Can Has Cheezburger?, Texts from Last Night celebrates the funniest and most outrageous text messages from the instantly popular website There are few forms of communication that are more entertaining, appalling, and laugh-out-loud hilarious than the text message--especially when it's received in the wee hours of the morning from a friend who has had one too many shots of tequila. Texts from Last Night is a celebration of the best, worst, and weirdest text messages that have ever been sent, such as: •Before i could say "i'm not the kind of girl," i was •I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti •The ticket read "found nude in a tree" Texts from Last Night is chock full of LOL and WTF moments and will make any thumb-typer :) in recognition. Read Ben Bator and Lauren Leto's post on the Penguin Blog.

Moon Knight by Brian Michael Bendis & Alex Maleev - Volume 2

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Marvel
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2012-05-30
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 0785151710

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Moon Knight by Brian Michael Bendis & Alex Maleev - Volume 2 by Anonim Pdf

Not everyone is thrilled that Marc Spector is using his alter ego Moon Knight as fodder for a television show ... especially Marc's ex Marlene! Then, Moon Knight throws down with the Kingpin of Los Angeles! And the Battle for LA's soul claims a life - one that will be felt throughout the Marvel Universe, all the way to Avengers Tower! Award-winning team Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev continue the adventures of Marvel's Psyche-Splitting Superstar! COLLECTING: Moon Knight 8-12

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781451666182

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Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh Pdf

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

The New Sultan

Author : Soner Cagaptay
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2017-04-30
Category : History
ISBN : 9781786722362

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The New Sultan by Soner Cagaptay Pdf

In a world of rising tensions between Russia and the United States, the Middle East and Europe, Sunnis and Shiites, Islamism and liberalism, Turkey is at the epicentre. And at the heart of Turkey is its right-wing populist president, Recep Tayyip Erdo?an. Since 2002, Erdo?an has consolidated his hold on domestic politics while using military and diplomatic means to solidify Turkey as a regional power. His crackdown has been brutal and consistent - scores of journalists arrested, academics officially banned from leaving the country, university deans fired and many of the highest-ranking military officers arrested. In some senses, the nefarious and failed 2016 coup has given Erdo?an the licence to make good on his repeated promise to bring order and stability under a 'strongman'. Here, leading Turkish expert Soner Cagaptay will look at Erdo?an's roots in Turkish history, what he believes in and how he has cemented his rule, as well as what this means for the world. The book will also unpick the 'threats' Erdogan has worked to combat - from the liberal Turks to the Gulen movement, from coup plotters to Kurdish nationalists - all of which have culminated in the crisis of modern Turkey.

Furiously Happy

Author : Jenny Lawson
Publisher : Flatiron Books
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2015-09-22
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781250077011

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In Furiously Happy, #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos. "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Furiously Happy is about "taking those moments when things are fine and making them amazing, because those moments are what make us who we are, and they're the same moments we take into battle with us when our brains declare war on our very existence. It's the difference between "surviving life" and "living life". It's the difference between "taking a shower" and "teaching your monkey butler how to shampoo your hair." It's the difference between being "sane" and being "furiously happy." Lawson is beloved around the world for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are - the beautiful and the flawed - and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Because as Jenny's mom says, "Maybe 'crazy' isn't so bad after all." Sometimes crazy is just right.

Damn You, Autocorrect!

Author : Jillian Madison
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2011-03-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781401303884

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Damn You, Autocorrect! by Jillian Madison Pdf

Sh#@ Your Phone Says "Damn You, Autocorrect!" If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone. Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.

Damn You Autocorrect! 2

Author : Lyndsey Saul
Publisher : Random House
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780753549919

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Damn You Autocorrect! 2 by Lyndsey Saul Pdf

It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.

Textastrophe

Author : Matt Andrews
Publisher : Random House
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780753550779

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Prank text messaging. You knew it was going to happen someday. It was inevitable, almost destined. From corkboards at your local supermarket to Craigslist, people confidently post their phone numbers everywhere in the hope it will lead to more business. Textastrophe explores the relationships one can have with these uninhibited strangers: frustrated, good-humoured, and everything in between, the conversations posted on the site are always hysterical.

The Deal

Author : Elle Kennedy
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2023-11-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780349440835

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The Deal by Elle Kennedy Pdf

New York Times bestseller Elle Kennedy brings you the first in the sexy Off-Campus series that everyone is talking about. She's about to make a deal with the college bad boy . . . Hannah Wells has finally found someone who turns her on. But while she might be confident in every other area of her life, she's carting around a full set of baggage when it comes to sex and seduction. If she wants to get her crush's attention, she'll have to step out of her comfort zone and make him take notice . . . even if it means tutoring the annoying, childish, cocky captain of the hockey team in exchange for a pretend date . . . and it's going to be oh so good All Garrett Graham has ever wanted is to play professional hockey after graduation, but his plummeting GPA is threatening everything he's worked so hard for. If helping a sarcastic brunette make another guy jealous will help him secure his position on the team, he's all for it. But when one unexpected kiss leads to the wildest sex of both their lives, it doesn't take long for Garrett to realize that pretend isn't going to cut it. Now he just has to convince Hannah that the man she wants looks a lot like him. Praise for Elle Kennedy: 'Delicious, complicated and drama-filled . . . I read it in one sitting, and you will, too' L. J. Shen, USA Today bestselling author 'A deliciously sexy story with a wallop of emotions that sneaks up on you' Vi Keeland, No.1 New York Times bestselling author 'Elle Kennedy delivers another sexy and addictive read, and my latest personal favourite from her!' Tijan, New York Times bestselling author

When Parents Text

Author : Lauren Kaelin,Sophia Fraioli
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2011-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781742695433

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When Parents Text by Lauren Kaelin,Sophia Fraioli Pdf

A collection of insanely funny texts between parents and their (mostly grown-up) kids.

Mastering Emacs

Author : Mickey Petersen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2015-05-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1320673910

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Haskell Programming from First Principles

Author : Christopher Allen,Julie Moronuki
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2016-07-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194538803X

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Haskell Programming from First Principles by Christopher Allen,Julie Moronuki Pdf

Haskell Programming makes Haskell as clear, painless, and practical as it can be, whether you're a beginner or an experienced hacker. Learning Haskell from the ground up is easier and works better. With our exercise-driven approach, you'll build on previous chapters such that by the time you reach the notorious Monad, it'll seem trivial.

Just a Bit Twisted

Author : Alessandra Hazard
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2014-12-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1505321174

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Just a Bit Twisted by Alessandra Hazard Pdf

Professor Derek Rutledge is hated and feared by all of his students. Strict, reserved and ruthless, he doesn't tolerate mistakes and has little patience for his students.Shawn Wyatt is a twenty-year-old struggling to provide for his younger sisters after the death of their parents. On the verge of losing his scholarship, Shawn becomes desperate enough to go to Professor Rutledge.Everyone says Rutledge doesn't have a heart. Everyone says he's a ruthless bastard. Shawn finds out that everyone is right.He strikes a deal with Rutledge, but unexpectedly, the deal turns into something so much more.Something all-consuming and addictive.Something neither of them wants.