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How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt by Bobby Rusher Pdf
In this side-splitting send-up of instructional manuals, Rusher shares his strategies and tips that readers will not learn from a golf pro. From its clever illustrations to its dead-on parody of traditional guides, this book proves that being bad at golf really is a laughing matter.
How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt by Bobby Rusher Pdf
In this side-splitting send-up of instructional manuals, Rusher shares his strategies and tips that readers will not learn from a golf pro. From its clever illustrations to its dead-on parody of traditional guides, this book proves that being bad at golf really is a laughing matter.
HOW TO LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT by Chuck Furjanic Pdf
The good, the bad, and the ugly are facts of life for golfers.In this book, you will be experiencing stories where good shots are plentiful: like hole in ones, bombastic drives, and long putts. Euphoric moments when US flags, rocks, Pepto Bismol, and beating your handicap make life and golf worthwhile.You will be experiencing bad shots like slices bouncing off trees, four, five, and even six putts and disappointment of not winning a convertible. Balls ricocheting off bunker rakes, putts rolling into the water hazard, and a ball proudly displayed in a university trophy case sporting a red scuff mark, a result of hitting a chimney.You will see truly ugly shots turning exasperation into exhilaration as Hooter's girls, fellow pros, and awestruck golfers look on in amazement!Stories of a fist full of dollars on the greens and for a few dollars more on the munis would even have avid golfers like Clint Eastwood reading this book!
When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever by Robert (Bobby Rusher) Runk Pdf
"WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER is the sequel to Bobby Rusher's HOW TO LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT, the hilarious and smash-hit "instruction manual" for "golfers who appreciate the simple pleasures of strange trajectories and the mysterious bounce, who can laugh at deep divots and the big banana." But Bobby's sequel is dedicated to those who have yet to grasp, and accept, the fundamental and unavoidable truth about the game of golf: THE BALL GOES WHERE YOU HIT IT!"
In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf
Fore! Calling all Swingers, Duffers, and Big Berthas! Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf takes a fresh, funny swing through the front and back nine. Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf is flush with fascinating facts about the origins of this royal and ancient sport. Since 1987, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has led the movement to stand up for those who sit down and read in the bathroom (and everywhere else for that matter). With more than 11 million books in print, the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series is the longest-running, most popular series of its kind in the world. Where else could you learn about the greatest animals on the greens (Tiger, Shark, Golden Bear), the world’s best courses (think St. Andrews), and the world’s most dangerous links (watch out for land mines!)? You may not be PGA material, or even know the difference between a pitching wedge and a spatula, but with Uncle John’s tips and trivia, you’ll have plenty to talk about while you hunt for your ball in the rough. Read all about… * Golfers’ nicknames * The best tournament finishes in history * The origins of caddies, the LPGA, and the PGA tour * Strange (but real) rules * And much more!
This hilarious book invites you to sit down and share dinner with the Morans, a family of ten children, and after dinner to share in the family’s pranks and crises. You will walk the streets of Carmel, Indiana, a quiet, small town, visit its shops, and meet its neighborly people. Along the way, you will learn what it was like growing up in a large family in a small town during the 1950s and 1960s. Whimsical and, at times, knee-slapping tales guide you through childhood, teen years, early adulthood, and beyond. You get a peek at family dynamics and the struggles of an insecure boy’s first encounters with romance. You also learn what it was like to be a journalist, a government economist, a parent, and a golf fanatic. The stories are warm, touching, and always funny. The people you meet, mostly based on the author’s siblings, are friendly and fun-loving. The situations, based on real events and family lore, will keep you laughing. The author helps you see life through humor’s prism.
Ranging from the irreverent to the hilarious and from the dramatic to the unbelievable, this title is packed with facts which will absorb golfers of all ages and handicaps.
The Indispensable Guide to Clean Humor and Wit by Mit Sorrels and Kevin Sorrels Pdf
Over the fifty years of his speaking career, Mit has compiled a collection of over 11,000 jokes, one liners, puns, and philosophical witticisms. This treasure of hilarity and advice, aids in making a point, has been specifically selected for public engagements and is non offensive or profane. Whether you are a public speaker, businessman, salesman, internet user or engaged in casual everyday communication, the appropriate use of good clean humor and wit can increase the affinity between you and another and bring about better communication and understanding. Indispensable Guide to Clean Humor and Wit is a quick reference text, categorized by topic, to help you successfully communicate your message, meet others and become friends through the use of laughter.
United States Military Academy. Association of Graduates
Author : United States Military Academy. Association of Graduates Publisher : Unknown Page : 956 pages File Size : 45,9 Mb Release : 1963 Category : Electronic ISBN : STANFORD:36105120901694
“There are two ways to win a golf tournament. The golfing way or the Taliban way, i.e. either shoot the lowest score or shoot the rest of the field dead. The second is easier, but that is not a choice for you and me. In life, you always have the power to choose which ball to play, and that makes all the difference.”Both golf and life must be productive and fun. This book is all about ‘How does one do it?’.After four decades on the golf course and six of life, I could describe both as a combination of great, good, bad and ugly. I believe it would be no different for most. I realise, while that won’t change too much, they can be fun, no matter what. It's all up to you.When you miss a three-foot putt or misjudge a chip, you tell yourself, “Oh shit, I should have done that rather than this.” And, when you play the same shot well the second time, you say, “Any fool can do it the second time.”Alas, we get just one chance to live. A lot of people do not get it right and wish they had lived differently. This book shares in a lighter vein, things that would make your golf and life more fun and more purposeful. Golf is not a hole in one place and life is not a sprint; both are full of intangibles. Neither is the fairway a level playing surface nor is life. Yet, some excel more often than others. Of those, some seem to enjoy the grind and some do not. And, that is not about talent alone.This book derives life’s lessons from golf. It covers varied aspects covered in five Parts and 19 Holes. It also includes brief, life-changing aspects of self-development and leadership, subjects on which I have written five books that continue to transform lives. While Part IV is on leadership, Part V deals with Kay El’s resolution to make a difference in society for the better, Ekla Chalo re. Paradoxically, this book is both hilarious and serious at the same time. Like the greens, the business end is serious, but the walk through the fairways is fun and energising. It guarantees a chuckle and helps you become a smarter and a happier version of yourself. You have just one life, make sure it is fun, no matter what.
In "Golf's Funniest Anecdotes", sports enthusiast Dick Crouser assembles 185 of the funniest anecdotes and stories from the world of golf including unforgettable tales from Chi Chi Rodriguez, Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods. With short, easy-to-read anecdotes for golf fans and anyone who likes a good laugh. Illustrations.