My Dad Loves To Toot

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My Dad Loves to Toot

Author : Tootin' Tom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2021-05-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798505320389

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My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom Pdf

New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

My Dad Thinks He's Funny

Author : Katrina Germein,Tom Jellett
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2013-04-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780763665227

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My Dad Thinks He's Funny by Katrina Germein,Tom Jellett Pdf

A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Dad And Me Setting Farts Free

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2021-04-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798745521416

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Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by Jane Bexley Pdf

New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Almost Everybody Farts

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484

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Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley Pdf

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Inappropriate Baby Book

Author : Jennifer Stinson
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2002-09-02
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0740727230

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The Inappropriate Baby Book by Jennifer Stinson Pdf

A real book for real parents, this title offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly "non"-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience.

Daddy's Gotta Poop

Author : Taylor Vader
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2021-12-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798985379617

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Daddy's Gotta Poop by Taylor Vader Pdf

Does your daddy disappear to the bathroom any time things get chaotic at home? Or maybe when he's asked to do certain chores, he is nowhere to be found? If so, this is the book for you! Sit back and enjoy the story of one little girl and her daddy who has developed the sudden urge to poop at all of the most inconvenient times.

My Dad Is Amazing

Author : Sabrina Moyle
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2018-04-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781683352723

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My Dad Is Amazing by Sabrina Moyle Pdf

A joyful tribute to fathers from the bestselling creators of Hello!Lucky! and authors of My Mom is Magical and You Are Fantastic!. Is your dad cooler than a million popsicles? Tougher than a rhino wrestler? Cuddlier than a ton of bunnies? Celebrate all the things that make Dad amazing with this joyful book!

Daddy Fartypants

Author : Emer Stamp
Publisher : Orchard Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-04-04
Category : Bears
ISBN : 140835635X

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Daddy Fartypants by Emer Stamp Pdf

Daddy Fartypants was a very windy bear. It didn't matter where he was. Or what he was doing... And the worst thing? Daddy Fartypants always blames someone else. But that all changes when he meets Little Bear's lovely (and very windy) new teacher... Full of fun, farts and family ... look no further for the book to share with Dad! Emer Stamp is the creator of the bestselling The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig and winner of the 2019 LOLLIES book awards.


Author : Leslie Patricelli
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2018-09-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781536208016

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Tooth by Leslie Patricelli Pdf

Ouch. Baby’s mouth feels funny. Something is happening, and it’s not just that a puddle of drool keeps escaping. There it is — a new tooth! And where there’s one, there are soon to be more. From discovering what’s good to bite (and what’s not) to mastering the art of the toothbrush, Baby’s dental adventure is sure to give little teething buddies something to chew on.

Felix the Farting Elf

Author : Erik Anderson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2020-12-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798577581961

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Felix the Farting Elf by Erik Anderson Pdf

Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Girls Don't Fart Okay!!

Author : Lisa Regan
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2016-11
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 1488902801

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Girls Don't Fart Okay!! by Lisa Regan Pdf

So Ethan asked among his friends, 'Does everyone get wind?' Marty laughed, Fizz looked confused, and Sam just quietly grinned. But Little Trixie took offence. 'Girls don't fart -okay?! Only boys make bottom noise. We girls aren't built that way.' The boys just didn't believe her, and set themselves a test. To see if girls pass wind or not -that would be their quest. And so begins the hilarious, stinky tale about a smelly little boy named Ethan and his rag-tag group of friends who are on the hunt to catch a girl that farts. Filled with funny scenes filled with farting unicorns, mermaids and more, this title is sure to delight both boys and girls alike!

The Toot Fairy

Author : Janet Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953499007

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The Toot Fairy by Janet Adams Pdf

Everyone knows about the Tooth Fairy, but not everyone knows about the Toot Fairy. This fun book explains how toots are made and delivered all over the world. Plus, now you have a cute fairy to blame as the need arises.

I Love My Daddy

Author : Sebastien Braun
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2004-04-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780060543112

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I Love My Daddy by Sebastien Braun Pdf

Sometimes daddies are loud and playful. Other times they are quiet and compassionate. And they are always loving. Sebastien Braun's appealing text and charming illustrations follow a day in the life of a bear and his bear cub in this celebration of the bond between father and child.

Lay Down Daddy Games

Author : Jim Manduca
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2018-02-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1983636339

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Lay Down Daddy Games by Jim Manduca Pdf

Being a dad isn't easy - between work, spending time with the kids, the gym that you clearly always go to, and keeping your wife happy, a guy can barely find the time to have a little lie-down now and again. Never fear. The following pages present what I like to think of as one of the most revolutionary advancements in fathering technology: the floor. You walk on it, you put furniture on it, you pay to keep the pipes underneath it running... but have you ever gone swimming in it? Climbed it? Fished in it? Of course you haven't - and that's why you're missing out on a world of mutual enjoyment for you and your kids: one where they experience fun and games they've never seen... and daddy gets a precious few minutes of horizontal time. Use with caution; these may improve your life greatly. You're welcome.