P Is For Pterodactyl

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P Is for Pterodactyl

Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
P Is for Pterodactyl Book PDF

Author : Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2018-11-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781492695332

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P Is for Pterodactyl by Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter Pdf

A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

No Reading Allowed

Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
No Reading Allowed Book PDF

Author : Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2020-11-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781728239262

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No Reading Allowed by Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter Pdf

A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

The Alphabet's Alphabet

Chris Harris
The Alphabet s Alphabet Book PDF

Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2020-09-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316266604

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The Alphabet's Alphabet by Chris Harris Pdf

For fans of P is for Pterodactyl comes this groundbreaking spin on the ABCs from an acclaimed bestselling author and artist duo! Here's a totally twisted take on the alphabet that invites readers to look at it in a whole new way: An A is an H that just won't stand up right, a B is a D with its belt on too tight, and a Z is an L in a tug-of-war fight! Twenty-six letters, unique from each other -- and yet, every letter looks just like one another! Kind of like...one big family. From two bestselling masters of wordplay and visual high jinks comes a mind-bending riddle of delightful doppelgängers and surprising disguises that reveal we're more alike than we may think. You'll never look at the alphabet the same way again!

All My Friends Are Dead

Avery Monsen,Jory John
All My Friends Are Dead Book PDF

Author : Avery Monsen,Jory John
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452135380

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All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen,Jory John Pdf

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

The Absolutely Awful Alphabet

Mordicai Gerstein
The Absolutely Awful Alphabet Book PDF

Author : Mordicai Gerstein
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2001-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0152163433

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The Absolutely Awful Alphabet by Mordicai Gerstein Pdf

An alliterative alphabet book presents mean and monstrous letters, from A (an awfully arrogant amphibian) to Z (a zig-zagging zoological zany).

Word Travelers and the Taj Mahal Mystery

Raj Haldar
Word Travelers and the Taj Mahal Mystery Book PDF

Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2021-10-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781728222066

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Word Travelers and the Taj Mahal Mystery by Raj Haldar Pdf

A new chapter book series from bestselling author Raj Haldar that explores etymology and world cultures using an exciting, action-packed mystery story! Eddie and Molly-Jean are next door neighbors and best friends. One Saturday, Eddie's mom sends him up to the attic to get his great-grandpa's most prized possession (a book, of course). Eddie and Molly-Jean are suddenly transported to India where they must use their word knowledge to solve a mystery and help a new friend save his school. This new series will follow the two best friends as they discover the hidden stories behind common words. Using their Awesome Enchanted Book and a healthy dose of imagination, the daring duo transport themselves to exotic locales, always encountering new adventures and learning how different cultures have contributed to the English language along the way. Content is vetted for language and reading level by Alycia Zimmerman, a Princeton graduate who has written for Netflix's Magic Schoolbus, a contributing teacher for Scholastic, and former 3rd grade teacher in NYC.

Can I Bring My Pterodactyl to School, Ms. Johnson?

Lois G. Grambling
Can I Bring My Pterodactyl to School Ms Johnson Book PDF

Author : Lois G. Grambling
Publisher : Charlesbridge
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2006-02-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781607340225

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Can I Bring My Pterodactyl to School, Ms. Johnson? by Lois G. Grambling Pdf

A child offers many creative reasons for why it would be a good idea to bring a pterodactyl to school.

Pterodactyl

Harold T. Rober
Pterodactyl Book PDF

Author : Harold T. Rober
Publisher : LernerClassroom
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2017
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781512429060

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Pterodactyl by Harold T. Rober Pdf

Introduces the Pterodactyl, describing its physical features and how they lived millions of years ago.

K is for Knifeball

Avery Monsen,Jory John
K is for Knifeball Book PDF

Author : Avery Monsen,Jory John
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 81 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452121260

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K is for Knifeball by Avery Monsen,Jory John Pdf

An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts

O is for Old School

James Tyler
O is for Old School Book PDF

Author : James Tyler
Publisher : Wide Eyed Editions
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786039323

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O is for Old School by James Tyler Pdf

O is for Old School takes you on an alphabetical journey through the most iconic words and phrases in hip-hop. You'll soon learn that for new parents these words have new meanings: now Peace comes at naptime, a Hood is worn on a head and when they Flow it’s going to get wet. This book is your chance to become the freshest parent in your playgroup; while your lil' one learns their ABCs like a G.

Pterodactyl Show and Tell

Thad Krasnesky
Pterodactyl Show and Tell Book PDF

Author : Thad Krasnesky
Publisher : Flashlight Press
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2018-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781936261574

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Pterodactyl Show and Tell by Thad Krasnesky Pdf

When a boy brings his pterodactyl to school for show-and-tell, hilarious havoc ensues. The creature's delightfully demented antics, the kids' expressions as they try to avoid the hungry pterodactyl, and the out-of-control imagination of the boy yield a wild and wacky romp. Kids who dig dinosaurs will devour this preposterous pterodactyl tale written in rhyming couplets and teeming with edgy school-age humor and giggle-inducing illustrations.

Grandpa Green

Lane Smith
Grandpa Green Book PDF

Author : Lane Smith
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2011-08-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781429962964

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Grandpa Green by Lane Smith Pdf

From the creator of the national bestseller It's a Book comes this Caldecott Honor Book, a timeless story of family history, legacy, and love. Grandpa Green wasn't always a gardener. He was a farmboy and a kid with chickenpox and a soldier and, most of all, an artist. In this captivating new picture book, readers follow Grandpa Green's great-grandson into a garden he created, a fantastic world where memories are handed down in the fanciful shapes of topiary trees and imagination recreates things forgotten. In his most enigmatic and beautiful work to date, Lane Smith explores aging, memory, and the bonds of family history and love; by turns touching and whimsical, it's a stunning picture book that parents and grandparents will be sharing with children for years to come. This title has Common Core connections. Grandpa Green is a Publishers Weekly Best Children's Picture Books title for 2011. One of School Library Journal's Best Picture Books of 2011.

The Worst Book Ever

Beth Bacon
The Worst Book Ever Book PDF

Author : Beth Bacon
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2018-04-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0999432443

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The Worst Book Ever by Beth Bacon Pdf

Most bad books are happy hanging out at rummage sales. Not this bad book. Its goal is to be featured on the Banned Books List. Problem is, no one seems to notice¿ until the book teams up with its boisterous readers. Together, the book and its readers shout, sing, and wiggle their way into the attention of a local librarian. Will the book see its cover on the library wall¿ or will it end up in the recycling bin? Full of bold, colorful graphics and laugh-out-loud humor, The Worst Book Ever is another high-lo book for reluctant readers by Beth Bacon. Uses meta-storytelling and interactivity to get kids laughing, wiggling, shouting¿and reading. Ideal for read-alouds, story time, as well as independent reading for beginning to intermediate reluctant readers.

Pterry the Pterodactyl

Erin Burke
Pterry the Pterodactyl Book PDF

Author : Erin Burke
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 25 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798728680659

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Pterry the Pterodactyl by Erin Burke Pdf

Join Pterry as she discovers that everyone has qualities and attributes that make them different, such as the silent P in Pterry. "Pterry the Pterodactyl" teaches children that although we are all different, our differences make us special. Differences should be celebrated as we are each "as unique as a shooting star." Perfect story to help children feel comfortable in their own skin, and appreciate the uniqueness in others.

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore

Matt Mogk
That s Not Your Mommy Anymore Book PDF

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569759677

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That's Not Your Mommy Anymore by Matt Mogk Pdf

A twisted children’s book parody that teaches kids what to do if mommy suddenly joins the legion of the undead. In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out—small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore . . . This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids. Praise for That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore “Younger kids might be a little frightened by the idea of a formerly loving mother who now wants to dine on human flesh, but older kids and grown ups will get a kick out of this tale.” —GeekDad, Wired.com