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Sh*tty Mom

Author : Laurie Kilmartin,Karen Moline,Mary Ann Zoellner,Alicia Ybarbo
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 234 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2012-09-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781613123997

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Sh*tty Mom by Laurie Kilmartin,Karen Moline,Mary Ann Zoellner,Alicia Ybarbo Pdf

“Nearly criminally funny . . . carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill.” —Time Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend and When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby, as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us. “A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in.” —The Bump “As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms—comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist—blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor . . . The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they’re not alone.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Hilariously entertaining. A must-read survivor’s guide for every mother!”—Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts “A long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal . . . After a generation of supermoms one-upping each other in dead earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the emerging mass appeal of Sh*tty Mom is a welcome relief.” —The New York Observer

Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons

Author : Alicia Ybarbo,Mary Ann Zoellner,Erin Clune
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2016-04-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781613127193

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Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons by Alicia Ybarbo,Mary Ann Zoellner,Erin Clune Pdf

The authors of the New York Times–bestselling Sh*tty Mom are back with a hilarious guide presenting common parenting scenarios with advice for getting through the year the sh*tty mom way. Told in the same tongue-in-cheek voice as the original, this sequel is full of funny parenting tips and relatable stories for contemporary moms. Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons explores the occasions throughout the year that test every mother’s patience and inspire self-deprecating humor and that second glass of wine. With chapters organized by season, the book will teach you how to navigate the bumpy roads of motherhood, learn to laugh at the occasional parenting fail, and maybe even appreciate your own mother. Or not. Sample chapters for the sh*tty mom year include: Fall: “Yes, We All Have to Be Here: The Annual PTO Funsraiser” Winter: “Mom’s Real New Year’s Resolutions” Spring: “I’m Running Off with the Gardner: April Fools!” Summer: “Summer Reading Lists & Other Great Reasons Why You Don’t Home School” The Emmy Award–winning TODAY show producers and self-proclaimed sh*tty moms, Alicia Ybarbo and Mary Ann Zoellner, together with humorist Erin Clune, bring you the perfect book for mothers who don’t take themselves too seriously.

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

Author : Glenn Boozan
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2022-03-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781523517947

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There Are Moms Way Worse Than You by Glenn Boozan Pdf

A hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we’re all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you! A mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops. She’ll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him ’til he walks. Whenever you feel guilty that you haven’t cleaned the house: Sexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse. A koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will —yup— eat her newborn pups. These and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes “good parenting.” So, human mother, time to stop worrying about the job you're doing —because you’re a great mom.

Stuff Every Mom Should Know

Author : Heather Gibbs Flett,Whitney Moss
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-03-27
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781594745584

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Stuff Every Mom Should Know by Heather Gibbs Flett,Whitney Moss Pdf

This pocket-sized parenting guide for moms and moms-to-be is perfect for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift. This little handbook is filled with all the secrets and strategies a smart mother needs to know. Featuring tips for mastering quick and easy meals, suggestions for baby-proofing like an expert, advice on stocking your medicine cabinet, tricks to making a long wait fun, and much, much more, such as: • How to Swaddle a Baby • Fifteen Birthday-Party Survival Tips • The Truth about Potty Training • The Miracle of White Noise • Comebacks for Unsolicited Parenting Advice

Dead People Suck

Author : Laurie Kilmartin
Publisher : Rodale
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2018-02-13
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781635650006

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Dead People Suck by Laurie Kilmartin Pdf

An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Author : Nicole Knepper
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2013-04-02
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781101650943

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Moms Who Drink and Swear by Nicole Knepper Pdf

If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

The New Mom Code

Author : Amanda Tice
Publisher : Mandala Tree Press
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2022-01-18
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1954801270

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The New Mom Code by Amanda Tice Pdf

Forget everything society has taught you about becoming a mom. Successful curve model Amanda Tice is here to tell you what motherhood is really like. Standing exposed in a scant bikini in front of Heidi Klum's creative team, revealing a postpartum body she hardly recognized, Amanda faced the harsh realization that she would never be her "old self" again. In refreshingly honest, hilarious, and raw conversation, Amanda takes you through her clumsy journey into motherhood and shares how she learned to embrace her new self-stretch marks, rolls, and all. With journal prompts, exercises, and "Tice Advice," Amanda helps you Understand what really takes place postpartum-mentally and physically. Thrive through the first few years of motherhood. Learn how to love and embrace your new identity. This book will rewire your brain and rewrite your new mom code-because, Mama, you deserve to have it all (and more)!

Where'd I Go?: A Peek-A-Boo at What Moms Go Through

Author : Raquel Kelley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2022-05-03
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 195141277X

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Where'd I Go?: A Peek-A-Boo at What Moms Go Through by Raquel Kelley Pdf

This witty and fun lift-the-flap book reveals 'peek-a-boo' moments moms may barely remember, but they'll never forget! With lighthearted illustrations and amusing verse, Where'd I Go? is the perfect comical gift for new moms. The lift-the-flap board book format puts a spin on traditional baby board books, instead giving a candid look at parenthood, diapers and all. Decency flies out the window during labor and sanity swirls down the drain during potty training, while moms are around to live through it all. This humorous, yet introspective look at motherhood from producer and writer Raquel Kelley gives readers a chance to reflect on the triumphs and challenges of being a mom in an interactive, tactile format.

Your Sh*tty Family

Author : Uninspirational
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2017-09-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781683350279

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Your Sh*tty Family by Uninspirational Pdf

“A hysterical new collection of text exchanges from moms, dads, grandparents, and siblings that prove, well, relatives are shitty to one another.” —BroBible Your Sh*tty Family contains all the hilarity, confusion, and frustration of a visit home without the expensive plane tickets, the tiny twin bed, or any of the misery of actually having to spend time with your family. This book, based on the popular Instagram account of the same name, features actual text-message conversations between various family members. Your Sh*tty Family presents screenshots of these conversations that are relatable to anyone who has ever taught their parents to text. Topics range from hilarious misunderstandings of slang, to children who over-share, to siblings who mercilessly make fun of each other, all organized into outrageous categories such as Momster, Dadvice, Group Chats, and more!

Mom, Inc.

Author : Meg Mateo Ilasco
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 204 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2012-04-04
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781452101217

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Mom, Inc. by Meg Mateo Ilasco Pdf

Presents a practical guide for mothers who desire to run a business from home, and offers advice on how to start a blog, create a product, open an online shop, and more.

Parenting in the Present Moment

Author : Carla Naumburg
Publisher : Parallax Press
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2010-09-15
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781937006846

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Parenting in the Present Moment by Carla Naumburg Pdf

This generation of parents is overwhelmed with parenting advice; Carla Naumburg sets out to remind them that they have everything they need to raise healthy, happy children. Mindful parenting is about paying attention to what is going on with your children and yourself without judging it or freaking out about it or thinking everyone, including yourself and your child, should be doing something differently. In Parenting in the Present Moment, Naumburg shares what truly matters in parenting—connecting with children in ways that are meaningful to them and you, staying grounded amidst the craziness of parenting, and staying present for whatever life throws your way. With reassuring, compassionate storytelling, she weaves the most current theories—about healthy relationships, compassionate self-care, and mindfulness—throughout vignettes of her own chaotic childhood and parental struggles. She shows how mindfulness creates a solid foundation for any style of parenting, regardless of your cultural background, socio-economic status, or family structure. She also introduces the STAY model for tough times: Stop whatever it is you’re doing; Take a Breath; Attune to you thoughts and those of your child; and Yield to what is happening so you can respond from a place of connection and compassion. Parenting is an ongoing journey that constantly challenges every parent. Parenting in the Present Moment will help each family find its own way.

Happily and Madly

Author : Alexis Bass
Publisher : Tor Teen
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2019-05-21
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781250195920

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Happily and Madly by Alexis Bass Pdf

Alexis Bass' Happily and Madly is a mature, twisty, compulsively readable YA suspense novel about a young girl who embraces a fate bound in love and mystery. Maris Brown has been told two things about her destiny: 1. She will fall happily and madly in love. 2. She could be dead before she turns eighteen. The summer before that fateful birthday, Maris is in the wealthy beach town of Cross Cove with her estranged father and his new family--and the infamous Duvals. Since the youngest member of the Duval family, Edison, is back from college and back in the arms of Maris’s new stepsister, her summer looks to be a long string of lazy days on the Duval's lush beach. But Edison is hiding something. And the more Maris learns about him, the more she’s given signs that she should stay as far away from him as possible. As wrong as it is, Maris is drawn to him. Around Edison, she feels truly alive and she's not willing to give that up. Even if it means a collision course with destiny. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

I Hope This Finds You Well

Author : Kate Baer
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11-09
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9780063137981

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I Hope This Finds You Well by Kate Baer Pdf

The author of the #1 New York Times bestseller What Kind of Woman returns with a collection of erasure poems created from notes she received from followers, supporters and detractors—an artform that reclaims the vitriol from online trolls and inspires readers to transform what is ugly or painful in their own lives into something beautiful. “I'm sure you could benefit from jumping on a treadmill” “Women WANT a male leader . . . It’s honest to god the basic human playbook” These are some of the thousands of messages that Kate Baer has received online. Like countless other writers—particularly women—with profiles on the internet, as Kate’s online presence grew, so did the darker messages crowding her inbox. These missives from strangers have ranged from “advice” and opinions to outright harassment. At first, these messages resulted in an immediate delete and block. Until, on a whim, Kate decided to transform the cruelty into art, using it to create fresh and intriguing poems. These pieces, along with ones made from notes of gratitude and love, as well as from the words of public figures, have become some of her most beloved work. I Hope This Finds You Well is drawn from those works: a book of poetry birthed in the darkness of the internet that offers light and hope. By cleverly building on the harsh negativity and hate women often receive—and combining it with heartwarming messages of support, gratitude, and connection, Kate Baer offers us a lesson in empowerment, showing how we too can turn bitterness into beauty.

Archer's Voice

Author : Mia Sheridan
Publisher : Forever
Page : 407 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781538727379

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Archer's Voice by Mia Sheridan Pdf

From New York Times bestselling author Mia Sheridan comes an emotional, slow burn romance about a woman desperate to hide and the man who sees through her walls, perfect for fans of Colleen Hoover and Lucy Score. I wanted to lose myself in the small town of Pelion, Maine. To forget everything I had left behind. The sound of rain. The blood. The coldness of a gun against my skin. For six months, each breath has been a reminder that I survived--and my dad didn't. I'm almost safe again. But the moment I meet Archer Hale, my entire world tilts on its axis . . . and never rights itself again. Until I trespass into his strange, silent, and isolated world, Archer communicates with no one. Yet in his whiskey-colored eyes, something intangible happens between us. There's so much more to him than just his beauty, his presence, or the ways his hands communicate with me. On me. But this town is mired in secrets and betrayals, and Archer is the explosive center of it all. So much passion. And so much hurt. But it's only in Archer's silence that we might just find what we need to heal . . . and live. Includes an exclusive extended epilogue from Archer's POV! A Goodread's "Top Romance Novel of All Time" A New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestseller

Today's Moms

Author : Mary Ann Zoellner,Alicia Ybarbo
Publisher : William Morrow Paperbacks
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2009-04-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0061721859

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Today's Moms by Mary Ann Zoellner,Alicia Ybarbo Pdf

Two producers of Today share their experiences and wisdom on baby's first year, along with priceless advice and anecdotes from the anchors and experts on America's number-one morning show. Being a new mother can be extremely nerve-racking and exhausting, and many moms find parenting advice, comfort, and humor on the Today show. Now all that advice and more is collected in Today's Moms, a one-stop guide to everything a new mother needs to know about her baby's first year, from the best breastfeeding products to reclaiming fun and intimacy with her partner after the baby. Full of behind-the-scenes stories with moms and experts, Today's Moms provides the most up-to-date news and information with easy, entertaining ways to help mothers keep their sanity. And it's all medically reviewed by NBC medical experts Dr. Nancy Snyderman and Dr. Tanya Benenson. Contributors include Meredith Vieira, Ann Curry, Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Kathie Lee Gifford, and many others. Written in a friendly and accessible tone, with straightforward, honest advice and expert information, Today's Moms will help all moms feel more confident about their first year of motherhood.