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The Inappropriate Baby Book

Author : Jennifer Stinson
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2002-09-02
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0740727230

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A real book for real parents, this title offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly "non"-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience.

Go the F**k to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453271025

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Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

My Mom's Having a Baby!

Author : Dori Hillestad Butler
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2007-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1417785829

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My Mom's Having a Baby! by Dori Hillestad Butler Pdf

Told through the voice of the excited big sister, an informative look at how babies come about traces the embryo's development, explains conception, and shows the process of her mother going into labor.

The Amazing True Story of How Babies Are Made

Author : Fiona Katauskas
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2015-08-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781460704417

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The Amazing True Story of How Babies Are Made by Fiona Katauskas Pdf

THE GO-TO BOOK FOR PARENTS WANTING HELP WITH THAT TALK ... SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2016 CHILDREN'S BOOK COUNCIL BOOK OF THE YEAR AWARDS It's one of the most amazing stories ever told -- and it's true! Funny, frank and embarrassment-free, THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF HOW BABIES ARE MADE gives a fresh take on the incredible tale of where we all come from. REVIEWS: 'If you're looking for a book for children that's accessible but honest, sex positive and inclusive, THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF HOW BABIES ARE MADE is pretty much perfect.' -- Child Magazine 'Common sense, facts, the delightful humour and illustrations will enable this book to be universally accessible and a joy to be shared. A must buy for all parents.' -- Buzzword Books 'Highly recommended ... a necessary addition to every parent library' -- ReadPlus.com.au 'It's the inclusive nature of the book as well as its light touches of humour that make it a worthy update of a perennially interesting subject' -- Sydney Morning Herald 'terrific, funny and explicit-in-a-good-way ... Destined to become a classic.' -- Weekend West

Inappropriate

Author : Vi Keeland
Publisher : C. Scott Publishing
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2020-01-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781951045050

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Inappropriate by Vi Keeland Pdf

A new, sexy standalone novel from #1 New York Times Bestseller, Vi Keeland. Terminated for inappropriate behavior. I couldn’t believe the letter in my hands. Nine years. Nine damn years I’d worked my butt off for one of the largest companies in America, and I was fired with a form letter when I returned home from a week in Aruba. All because of a video taken when I was on vacation with my friends—a private video made on my private time. Or so I thought… Pissed off, I cracked open a bottle of wine and wrote my own letter to the gazillionaire CEO telling him what I thought of his company and its practices. I didn’t think he’d actually respond. I certainly never thought I’d suddenly become pen pals with the rich jerk. Eventually, he realized I’d been wronged and made sure I got my job back. Only…it wasn’t the only thing Grant Lexington wanted to do for me. But there was no way I was getting involved with my boss’s boss’s boss. Even if he was ridiculously gorgeous, confident, and charming. It would be completely wrong, inappropriate even. Sort of like the video that got me into trouble to begin with. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But sometimes it’s twice as fun.

It's Not the Stork!

Author : Robie H. Harris
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2011-08-09
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780763658632

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It's Not the Stork! by Robie H. Harris Pdf

From the expert team behind IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL and IT'S SO AMAZING! comes a book for younger children about their bodies — a resource that parents, teachers, librarians, health care providers, and clergy can use with ease and confidence. Young children are curious about almost everything, especially their bodies. And young children are not afraid to ask questions. What makes me a girl? What makes me a boy? Why are some parts of girls' and boys' bodies the same and why are some parts different? How was I made? Where do babies come from? Is it true that a stork brings babies to mommies and daddies? IT'S NOT THE STORK! helps answer these endless and perfectly normal questions that preschool, kindergarten, and early elementary school children ask about how they began. Through lively, comfortable language and sensitive, engaging artwork, Robie H. Harris and Michael Emberley address readers in a reassuring way, mindful of a child's healthy desire for straightforward information. Two irresistible cartoon characters, a curious bird and a squeamish bee, provide comic relief and give voice to the full range of emotions and reactions children may experience while learning about their amazing bodies. Vetted and approved by science, health, and child development experts, the information is up-to-date, age-appropriate, and scientifically accurate, and always aimed at helping kids feel proud, knowledgeable, and comfortable about their own bodies, about how they were born, and about the family they are part of.

If I Ran the Zoo

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385379380

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If I Ran the Zoo by Dr. Seuss Pdf

Animals abound in Dr. Seuss’s Caldecott Honor–winning picture book If I Ran the Zoo. Gerald McGrew imagines the myriad of animals he’d have in his very own zoo, and the adventures he’ll have to go on in order to gather them all. Featuring everything from a lion with ten feet to a Fizza-ma-Wizza-ma-Dill, this is a classic Seussian crowd-pleaser. In fact, one of Gerald’s creatures has even become a part of the language: the Nerd!

The Simplest Baby Book in the World

Author : Stephen Gross,S. M. Gross
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2021-11-16
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1736894706

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The Simplest Baby Book in the World by Stephen Gross,S. M. Gross Pdf

The Simplest Baby Book in the World is the illustrated grab-and-do guide that helps today's moms and dads gain confidence in their ability to be great parents. It makes raising a baby easier by curating and distilling down to their essentials the best-of-the-best advice on topics like sleep training, feeding and safety from doctors, nurses, parents and nannies. You will quickly and easily find simple solutions and have proven techniques at your fingertips when you need them most whether it's 2 a.m. or 2 p.m.

What Makes a Baby

Author : Cory Silverberg
Publisher : Seven Stories Press
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2013-05-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1609804864

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What Makes a Baby by Cory Silverberg Pdf

Geared to readers from preschool to age eight, What Makes a Baby is a book for every kind of family and every kind of kid. It is a twenty-first century children’s picture book about conception, gestation, and birth, which reflects the reality of our modern time by being inclusive of all kinds of kids, adults, and families, regardless of how many people were involved, their orientation, gender and other identity, or family composition. Just as important, the story doesn’t gender people or body parts, so most parents and families will find that it leaves room for them to educate their child without having to erase their own experience. Written by a certified sexuality educator, Cory Silverberg, and illustrated by award-winning Canadian artist Fiona Smyth, What Makes a Baby is as fun to look at as it is useful to read.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Author : Jesse Andrews
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 312 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2012-03-15
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781613123065

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl by Jesse Andrews Pdf

The New York Times bestseller that inspired the Sundance Grand Jury Prize-winning film. The funniest book you’ll ever read about death. It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucks. But on the first day of his senior year, Greg Gaines thinks he’s figured it out. The answer to the basic existential question: How is it possible to exist in a place that sucks so bad? His strategy: remain at the periphery at all times. Keep an insanely low profile. Make mediocre films with the one person who is even sort of his friend, Earl. This plan works for exactly eight hours. Then Greg’s mom forces him to become friends with a girl who has cancer. This brings about the destruction of Greg’s entire life. “Mr. Andrews’ often hilarious teen dialogue is utterly convincing, and his characters are compelling. Greg’s random sense of humor, terrible self-esteem and general lack of self-awareness all ring true. Like many YA authors, Mr. Andrews blends humor and pathos with true skill, but he steers clear of tricky resolutions and overt life lessons, favoring incremental understanding and growth.” —Pittsburgh Post-Gazette “One need only look at the chapter titles (‘Let’s Just Get This Embarrassing Chapter Out of the Way’) to know that this is one funny book.” —Booklist (starred review) “Though this novel begs inevitable thematic comparisons to John Green’s The Fault in Our Stars, it stands on its own in inventiveness, humor and heart.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

It's Perfectly Normal

Author : Robie H. Harris
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2021-05-18
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781536216127

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It's Perfectly Normal by Robie H. Harris Pdf

Fully and fearlessly updated, this vital new edition of the acclaimed book on sex, sexuality, bodies, and puberty deserves a spot in every family’s library. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, It’s Perfectly Normal has been a trusted resource on sexuality for more than twenty-five years. Rigorously vetted by experts, this is the most ambitiously updated edition yet, featuring to-the-minute information and language accompanied by new and refreshed art. Updates include: * A shift to gender-neutral vocabulary throughout * An expansion on LGBTQIA topics, gender identity, sex, and sexuality—making this a sexual health book for all readers * Coverage of recent advances in methods of sexual safety and contraception with corresponding illustrations * A revised section on abortion, including developments in the shifting politics and legislation as well as an accurate, honest overview * A sensitive and detailed expansion on the topics of sexual abuse, the importance of consent, and destigmatizing HIV/AIDS * A modern understanding of social media and the internet that tackles rapidly changing technology to highlight its benefits and pitfalls and ways to stay safe online Inclusive and accessible, this newest edition of It’s Perfectly Normal provides young people with the knowledge and vocabulary they need to understand their bodies, relationships, and identities in order to make responsible decisions and stay healthy.

The Very Inappropriate Word

Author : Jim Tobin
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781466844735

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The Very Inappropriate Word by Jim Tobin Pdf

Michael loves interesting words (hard words like ELASTIC, little words like VAST, and big words like SMITHEREENS) and is always on the lookout for words to collect. Then one day, he picks up a new word. A bad word. An inappropriate word. At least, that's what his friend says. But Michael kind of likes the word. He thinks he might try it out. At school. Bad idea.

I'm Glad I'm a Boy!

Author : Whitney Darrow
Publisher : Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing
Page : 41 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 1970-01-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0671665286

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I'm Glad I'm a Boy! by Whitney Darrow Pdf

The author's concepts of what boys and girls are: "Boys are handsome. Girls are beautiful. Boys are doctors. Girls are nurses. Boys are pilots. Girls are stewardesses."

Bad Little Children's Books

Author : Arthur C. Gackley
Publisher : Harry N. Abrams
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2016-09-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1419722263

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Bad Little Children's Books by Arthur C. Gackley Pdf

A posthumously published collection of Arthur C. Gackley's most questionable parody-driven book covers.

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178039

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Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.