Why Are My Nuts In The Toilet Water And Other Questions Older Men Need Answered

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Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered

Author : Allen F. Mahon
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2015-11-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1519120745

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Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered by Allen F. Mahon Pdf

Author Allen F. Mahon takes a break from his serious writing to delve into some of the changes men deal with as they enter and navigate through their elder years. His whit and humor is as sharp as some of the subjects he attempts to explain. Mr. Mahon's take on the changes he is going through, as he moves through his sixties, is unique and a bit off beat. The title of this book should tip you off as to his approach to life. As he says in this book, "We just need to deal with all that aging throws at us with dignity, grace and a good sense of humor." If you are looking for a little laughter in your life, this is the book for you.

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

Author : Mary McHugh
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2009-03-17
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780740781551

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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man by Mary McHugh Pdf

Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book

Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2013-01-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781604333084

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The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book by Craig Yoe Pdf

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Dear Asshole

Author : Jillian Madison,Michelle Madison
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2011-08-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762442867

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Dear Asshole by Jillian Madison,Michelle Madison Pdf

Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 295 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2021-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781538724743

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Verity by Colleen Hoover Pdf

Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Why Trudeau is a Great Leader

Author : Henry Maple
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2019-12-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1913357406

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We tried to find some evidence - honestly we did. But in the end we had to publish a blank book! So feel free to use it for your own notes and journaling. Makes a wonderful, unique gift.

Good Old Days My Ass

Author : David A. Fryxell
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 275 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2012-10-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440322464

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Good Old Days My Ass by David A. Fryxell Pdf

Welcome to the Not-So-Glorious Days With the uncertain economy, lingering wars, and the ever-present threats of everything from bird flu to Bieber Fever, it's tempting to long for the "good old days." But just how good were they? Buckle up for a bumpy ride down memory lane (and try not to get trampled) as these 665 funny history facts and terrifying truths reveal the unfortunate reality of life during the eighteenth, nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. From patents that should still be pending to hairdos that attract vermin, these horrors will leave you thankful you didn't have to struggle to live through them. Brace yourself as the truth hits you like an ice-cold Victorian-era shower with enough pressure to knock you unconscious. Get ready to shudder with laughter (or horror) at these funny moments in history that are not to be forgotten.

How Not to Be Old (Even If You Are)

Author : Jill Orr
Publisher : Prospect Park Books
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2020-11-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781945551949

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How Not to Be Old (Even If You Are) by Jill Orr Pdf

A PEOPLE Magazine Editor's Pick! “The book brims with wisdom, heart and self-deprecating humor. Friend to every generation, Jill Orr writes with an easy, knowing style — you can practically sense her smile radiating through the page.” — Columbia Daily Tribune Old suggests you have life experience, but OLD means you won’t shut up about it. Old brings with it a more relaxed pace of life, while OLD is synonymous with slow driving (and even slower digestion). Old comes with a quiet confidence envied by youth, but OLD comes with bitterness and a rigidity that youth cannot rightfully stand. While growing old is a privilege, becoming OLD is optional. If you don’t mind being “Okay, Karen-ed” by Millennials and Gen Zs, that's totally your choice. But if want to update some of your long-held beliefs (and possibly your even-longer-held hairstyle) to become more relevant, How Not to Be Old will clue you in on how a slight adjustment in behavior and thinking will help you more fully connect with today’s world... and the people who will be in charge of your nursing home one day. A humorous how-to guide on aging gracefully... or not. Perfect gift for boomers, GenX, & millennials looking to find the funny in getting older.

It's Not the Size That Matters: Embracing Life with a Micropenis

Author : Katy Scott
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1973168081

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It's Not the Size That Matters: Embracing Life with a Micropenis by Katy Scott Pdf

If you ever find yourself saying, "Does Size Matter?" This book is ideal for those who face Encounters with a Less-Endowed Partner.It's a book for men with a tiny penis, they may make special orders for tiny condoms online, because even the smallest condoms available in stores are too baggy and just slip off.It's not a self help book. But for those who know what it's like living with a little willy, this is for them.It's also THE BEST SECRET SANTA BOOK!

Ask a Manager

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2018-05-01
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9780399181825

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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo

Author : Alex Smart
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1699369135

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Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo by Alex Smart Pdf

Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Never Trust a Fart

Author : Jason Herbert
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1687224099

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Never Trust a Fart by Jason Herbert Pdf

Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.

Bathroom Reads: Cheeky Facts, Briefs, and Wee Stories

Author : Publications International Ltd.
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2017-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1680228765

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Bathroom Reads: Cheeky Facts, Briefs, and Wee Stories by Publications International Ltd. Pdf

Filled with long articles, stories, quick anecdotes, quizzes, lists, and even a few jokes. A cheeky and irreverent look at every kind of subject: history, science, geography, animals, food, and lavatory lore! Everyone from young adults to seniors will learn a few new things in these pages, and have a few laughs along the way.

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (A Hunger Games Novel)

Author : Suzanne Collins
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 747 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-19
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781338635188

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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (A Hunger Games Novel) by Suzanne Collins Pdf

Ambition will fuel him. Competition will drive him. But power has its price. It is the morning of the reaping that will kick off the tenth annual Hunger Games. In the Capitol, eighteen-year-old Coriolanus Snow is preparing for his one shot at glory as a mentor in the Games. The once-mighty house of Snow has fallen on hard times, its fate hanging on the slender chance that Coriolanus will be able to outcharm, outwit, and outmaneuver his fellow students to mentor the winning tribute. The odds are against him. He's been given the humiliating assignment of mentoring the female tribute from District 12, the lowest of the low. Their fates are now completely intertwined - every choice Coriolanus makes could lead to favor or failure, triumph or ruin. Inside the arena, it will be a fight to the death. Outside the arena, Coriolanus starts to feel for his doomed tribute . . . and must weigh his need to follow the rules against his desire to survive no matter what it takes.