Bad Valentines

Author : Steve Vernon
Publisher : Stark Raven Press
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2017-01-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Bad Valentines 2 by Steve Vernon Pdf

If you’ve ever had your heart broken - then this book is for you. If you enjoy the taste of strong meat – then this book is for you. If you’ve got a sense of weird that is honed as sharp as a cutthroat’s knife – then this book is for you. Here are six of the strangest love stories you have ever read. WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT STEVE VERNON: "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm "Steve Vernon is something of an anomaly in the world of horror literature. He's one of the freshest new voices in the genre although his career has spanned twenty years. Writing with a rare swagger and confidence, Steve Vernon can lead his readers through an entire gamut of emotions from outright fear and repulsion to pity and laughter." - Cemetery Dance "Armed with a bizarre sense of humor, a huge amount of originality, a flair for taking risks and a strong grasp of characterization - Steve's got the chops for sure." - Dark Discoveries "Steve Vernon was born to write. He's the real deal and we're lucky to have him." - Richard Chizmar My Mom thinks I'm pretty cool, too.

Author : Natasha Wing
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2000-12-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781101636688

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The Night Before Valentine's Day by Natasha Wing Pdf

It's the sweetest holiday of the year! Celebrate love and Valentine's Day with card-making, tasty treats, and more in this installment of Natasha Wing's best-selling series. Join in on all of the colorful fun, and then come along to school the next morning for a day of parties and games!

Author : L. G. O'Connor,Eva Moore,R. L. Merrill,Marie Booth,Erin St. Charles,Preslaysa Williams,Ceri Grenelle,Averil Daye,Deb Lee,Kilby Blades
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 442 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2019-01-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1795003065

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Worst Valentine's Day Ever by L. G. O'Connor,Eva Moore,R. L. Merrill,Marie Booth,Erin St. Charles,Preslaysa Williams,Ceri Grenelle,Averil Daye,Deb Lee,Kilby Blades Pdf

Eleven lovelorn singletons. Eleven tales of Cupid, catastrophe, and maybe more...These characters have had it with love--or, if not with that, with Valentine's Day. But no matter how they fight it, Cupid refuses to relent. From struggling singles to secret crushes to enemies turned much, much more, these lightning strikes of love will add a spark of hope to your holiday. Worst Valentine's Day Ever flips the script on lonely hearts who seem destined for Valentine's disaster. If you like laugh-out-loud rom-coms, terrible dates gone right, and gorgeous happily-ever-afters, then you'll love this adorable collection. It ain't all hearts and roses; but these tales of triumph will find your faith in Valentine's Day--and your faith in love--restored. The Worst Day Ever SeriesThe Worst Day Ever Series collects tales of hilarity, hope and survival for characters facing classically-stressful situations. From not-so-happy holidays to doomed-to-be-a-disaster predicaments, they find the love they need to get them through. This series is proud to feature characters from diverse backgrounds, #ownvoices authors, and a range of romantic themes: contemporary to paranormal, cis/hetero to LGBTQ+, sweet to steamy, body-positive, neurodiverse, interracial/multicultural, and more.

Author : Pamela DuMond,Pamela Sue DuMond
Publisher : Pamela DuMond
Page : 75 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2024-07-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Cupcakes, Signs, & Valentines: A Novella by Pamela DuMond,Pamela Sue DuMond Pdf

USA Today Best author featured on “ABC 20/20” brings you an Annie Graceland Cozy Novella! Annie Graceland: Cheesehead. Unwed. Hi-LAR-ious baker who speaks to 'The Dead!' I squeeze into my not-so-little red dress because I’m meeting my handsome detective boyfriend, Raphael Campillio, for Valentine’s dinner at a cute trattoria. When my cat, Theodore Von Pumpernickle pulls his ‘I’m a finicky eater’ act, I detour to the pet store to buy him something yummy. I’m in the cat food aisle staring at the ugliest cat carrier I’ve ever seen when I hear gunshots. A panicked, lost, black cat, is skittering toward the front door. I do what any sensible person would: I tackle the cat. I rip my dress. I lug that cat around in the ugliest carrier trying to find his owner. But the only guy that will help me is the ghost of the man who was just murdered… __ Cupcakes, Signs, & Valentines – A Novella was originally published as Trouble’s Crummy Valentine’s Day in “Year-Round Trouble" by Kalioka Press in 2020. Copyright © 2020 by Pamela DuMond. “Trouble” the cat character is the creative property of Carolyn Haines.

Author : Axis
Publisher : David C Cook
Page : 8 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2018-08-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780830777082

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A Parent's Guide to Valentine's Day by Axis Pdf

The romance holiday can be a lot less exciting than movies and our daydreams make it out to be. But with our guidance on romance, relationships, sex, and true love, teens don’t have to fall prey to the disappointment, pressure, or sadness. Parent Guides are your one-stop shop for biblical guidance on teen culture, trends, and struggles. In 15 pages or fewer, each guide tackles issues your teens are facing right now—things like doubts, the latest apps and video games, mental health, technological pitfalls, and more. Using Scripture as their backbone, these Parent Guides offer compassionate insight to teens’ world, thoughts, and feelings, as well as discussion questions and practical advice for impactful discipleship.

Author : Steve Vernon
Publisher : Steve Vernon
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2016-10-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Tales From The Tangled Wood by Steve Vernon Pdf

Here are six new stories to SERIOUSLY creep you out! The Hunter's Heart - a dark retelling of the Snow White legend, told from the hunter's point of view. The Other Side Of The Moon Is A Lonely Midnight Shadow - an eerie werewolf tale, set in a strange steampunk kind of wilderness. The Bridge - in a post-apocalyptic wasteland the last motorcyclist meets a very strange obstacle. Something In The Pine Resin - she was only a ship's figurehead, wasn't she? A Wriggle of Maggot - he brought something home from the war, something to be passed down. A Hole Full of Nothing - the hard and brutal tale of a teenage fight club, based on a true story.

Author : Steve Vernon
Publisher : Steve Vernon
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2017-02-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Do-Overs and Detours by Steve Vernon Pdf

Detours are amazing creatures. A detour can shortcut your existence or it can lead you down a forever long road that will linger far into the distant reaches of eternity. It is these unexpected tangents that people stumble across nearly every day that will haunt you in a frighteningly familiar fashion. Wander into a laundromat and find a kind of a time machine. Indulge yourself in a particularly nasty game of baseball. Hitch a ride on a freight train with the piggyback man or entomb yourself in a trailer walled with books or take a ride on a bus that is going nowhere fast or just lean over an empty ocean and wait for the very first mermaid you see. Detour around an overturned trailer of chickens and find a chance to do it all over again. Take a taxi ride with a very hungry passenger or just walk in the park and watch a juggler balancing severed heads. Reality will take you only so far and after that there is nothing to rely on but faith and fear. I offer you eighteen eerie tales of fantasy, horror, science fiction and all around strangeness that will take you to the edge of the map and then nudge you just a little bit further. "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." – Bookgasm

Author : Solski, Ruth
Publisher : On The Mark Press
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2024-07-01
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781771581998

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Celebrate Valentines Day Gr. K-3 by Solski, Ruth Pdf

Valentine's Day is a great occasion to celebrate good emotions and kindness. This truly integrated resource provides skill development in phonics, reading, writing, science & critical and creative thinking as well as emotional issues. The teacher guide includes Valentine's Day poems, information, and suggestions for additional activities. 106 pages

Author : Steve Vernon
Publisher : Stark Raven Press
Page : 425 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2017-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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GYPSY BLOOD by Steve Vernon Pdf

Half-Gypsy, Carnival carries his dead Poppa inside him as a perpetual adviser as he works as fortune-teller and occult troubleshooter, banishing demons and succubi with a carefree confidence born only of youth. His life journey takes a distinctly different turn when he meets Maya, an alluring female vampire. This novel details a dark version of the modern world, in which demons appear unbidden and where having a talent and using it successfully can mean either life or death. GYPSY BLOOD is a fast-paced, dark, funny and terrifying novel - like nothing that you have ever read before. The whole thing rolls like an avalanche of skateboards building to a climactic battle royal e between Carnival, a two-timing lady vampire, a she-demon with a mother complex, a social-climbing blood god, the collective spirit of the city and a mercenary mariachi band in a rickshaw. This is a fantasy for those folks who HATE fantasy! "If you have got a taste for over-the-top stories in the campy mode of the EVIL DEAD movies, then this is definitely a book that you should look into." - The Goreletter "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - BOOKGASM "Gypsy Blood is for fans of dark fantasy who think they've seen it all. Where else are you going to find a novel that opens with life and death battle with a succubus, rolls into a vampire's palm reading session, which segues into a bathtub summoning ceremony and climaxes with a non-stop showdown between a blood demon, a city incarnate, and a mercenary band of mariachi armed with a homemade propane-powered kamikaze rickshaw and assorted armaments?" - Hellnotes "True originality is rare but you will find it every time that Steve Vernon puts his fingers on the keyboard." - Jeff Strand (author of PRESSURE)

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 902 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 1897
Category : Education
ISBN : HARVARD:32044102795416

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American Primary Teacher by Anonim Pdf

Author : Walter Scott
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 578 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 1833
Category : Electronic
ISBN : HARVARD:HN3LGN

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Waverley Novels: St. Valentines day by Walter Scott Pdf

Author : Marcus Stuart
Publisher : Marcus Stuart
Page : 46 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2015-01-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Wimpy Kid Jokes About Love & Valentines! by Marcus Stuart Pdf

Q: What do Star Wars characters say to each other on Valentine's Day? A: You’re the obi-one for me! Kids love to hear and tell jokes with friends and family. Just Kidding About Love & Valentines! LOL Jokes, Riddles, Fun Trivia and Quotes on Love provides hours of fun reading, riddles, jokes, Valentines trivia and most importantly laughter. The perfect gift idea for any child to further inspire reading and laughter with friends and family. Unlike most children’s joke books, Just Kidding books contain a wealth of other interesting facts, trivia and information to engage old and young readers alike. This book includes: - over 100 Valentine’s jokes and riddles - Valentine’s knock-knock jokes - Curious Valentine’s Superstitions & Traditions - Valentine’s Day Trivia created by the Just Kidding Kid Team - Crazy Kissing Facts & Trivia created by the Just Kidding Kid Team - Top Valentine’s Phobias - Historical and Cultural Facts about Valentine's Day - Great quotes on Love created by the Just Kidding Kid Team Sections are organized into categories for easy access and reference. Recommended for ages 7 – 12 and big kids (adults) who don’t take themselves too seriously!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : On The Mark Press
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2024-07-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781770726055

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Bouquet of Valentines Gr. 2 by Anonim Pdf

Author : Steve Vernon
Publisher : Steve Vernon
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2018-04-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Sea Tales by Steve Vernon Pdf

Let's face it... About seventy-five percent of the world is covered in water - and of that water nearly ninety-seven percent of it can be found in the sea. Maritimers will tell you that there is a story for every wave that has ever washed upon the shoreline. Here are seven of them. "In the Dark and the Deep" offers a very haunting yarn of World War 2 convoy duty and a sailor who made and kept a terrible bargain. "Harry's Mermaid" introduces you to a group of homeless men who catch something that MIGHT be a mermaid. If that doesn't tell you enough about this story just try and imagine what Steinbeck's CANNERY ROW would read like if it had been written by HP Lovecraft. "I Know Why The Waters of the Sea Taste of Salt" is a tale of an Okinawa-based Japanese Air Force suicide pilot and his encounter with a sea monster - of sorts. "Finbar's Story" is a dark fantasy tale of the deeper currents that eddy and flow within the deep quiet currents of a man's cold heart. "The Woman Who Lost Her Tooth From Laughing Too Loudly At The Sea" is a quiet little fable of salt water, tears and regret. "Between You-Know-Who and the Deep Dark Blue" is a story of the last bargain on earth. This collection begins with a bargain and ends with a bargain - which sounds like a heck of a bargain to me.

Author : Charlee James
Publisher : Tule Publishing
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2022-02-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781956387506

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Fourteen Days of Valentines by Charlee James Pdf

She’s looking for closure, but he wants an opening… For three years, contractor Savannah Chapman has carried on her late fiancé’s tradition of anonymously donating toys and cards to the Caring Heart Kids' Club during the two weeks leading up to Valentine's Day. But knowing she needs to move forward with her life, she decides this will be her last year playing Cupid—until her identity is discovered by a volunteer. Suddenly he’s convincing her to honor a past contracting bid and tempting her to feel things she knows she shouldn’t. Adam Kelly, a child psychiatrist and club volunteer, is an expert at helping others while always ignoring his own heart. But when he meets the beautiful and kind-hearted Savannah and learns what drives her, hurts from his own past resurface. He strikes a deal with Savannah: if she’ll complete the club’s much-needed expansion, he’ll take over her secret Valentine duties so she can move forward guilt-free. Will the club be the glue Savannah and Adam can use to build a new life together, or will the past tear them apart?