A Doublewide Texas Christmas

Author : Jessie Jones,Nicholas Hope,Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
Page : 67 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2018-06-18
Category : Drama
ISBN : 9780822237938

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A Doublewide, Texas Christmas by Jessie Jones,Nicholas Hope,Jamie Wooten Pdf

In this outrageously funny comedy, it’s Christmas-time in the newest—and tiniest—town in Texas. And it’s beginning to look a lot like trouble in Doublewide. Not only are the trailer park residents dealing with the stress of the holiday season, but they’ve just discovered that Doublewide is being doubled-crossed by the County. With their official incorporation papers in jeopardy, this band of eccentric Texans throw themselves into taking on the “Big Guys.” Determined to bolster their legitimacy, they first set their sights on the County-wide “Battle of The Mangers” competition. They conspire to win this smackdown with their “Nativity At The Alamo” entry…by any means possible. In addition to that shaky undertaking and trying almost single-handedly to keep the new town afloat, Mayor Joveeta Crumpler has to wrangle her celebrity-obsessed mother, her beleaguered brother who’s being bullied by a pack of vengeful raccoons, and her demoralized best friend who’s at the end of her rope from dating every loser this side of the Rio Grande. To make matters worse, Joveeta finds herself increasingly wary of the newest resident, Patsy Price. Patsy, fresh out of the local mental institution, clearly has her own devious agenda and the County competition over in Fayro is just the place for her to settle an old score. By the time this full-tilt rocket ride of lunacy climaxes in a what-else-can-go-wrong live television presentation, you’ll have doubled your Christmas spirit. So spend the Yuletide in Doublewide and let this hilarious Jones Hope Wooten Comedy make your Christmas merry and bright…because there’s no place like a good ol’ Texas-sized mobile home for the holidays!

Author : Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
Page : 67 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-09
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780822241973

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Honky Tonk Hissy Fit by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten Pdf

In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler is the only one suspicious enough to sound the alarm, but no one is listening. Her mother, Caprice, is too self-involved with her “career” as a local celebrity to sense the growing threat, or to even realize that grumpy old Haywood Sloggett is increasingly drawn to her—and Sloggett is fighting those romantic feelings tooth and nail. Caprice is also hell-bent on keeping her neighbor and rival, Big Ethel Satterwhite, from horning in on her domain—the Stagger Inn bar. Big Ethel has her hands full trying to teach the town’s good-ol’-boy police chief, Baby Crumpler, how to dirty-dance for a countywide competition. But Baby’s got as much chance of winning as Georgia Dean Rudd has of not jinxing her relationship with Nash Sloggett—she’s twisting herself into knots trying to dodge his constant marriage proposals. And as the danger to the town grows, Joveeta can’t even count on the usually reliable and sweet health fanatic Lark Barken—because she’s currently under the spell of a demon she’s only recently discovered: caffeine. But as the tentacles of the corporation envelope them all, can the citizens of this little Texas town put aside their problems and unite behind Joveeta to fight “the big guys” and turn the tide in Doublewide? A heap of hilarity with a whole lot of heart—and a stand-alone play in its own right—HONKY TONK HISSY FIT is the third comedy in the trilogy that begins with Doublewide, Texas and continues with A Doublewide, Texas Christmas. By the triumphant finale of this ferociously funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy (Could there be a double wedding in Doublewide?), you’ll be throwing fits, alright—fits of laughter that’ll make your sides ache!

Author : Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-13
Category : Drama
ISBN : 9780822233633

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Doublewide, Texas by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten Pdf

THE STORY: In this hilarious, fast-paced comedy, the inhabitants of one of the smallest trailer parks in Texas—four doublewides and a shed—are thrown for a loop when they realize the nearby town of Tugaloo is determined to annex them. And it’s not as if they don’t already have enough to deal with. Joveeta Crumpler has had it up to here, having been passed over again for a promotion at work. On top of this, she has an ongoing battle to keep her feisty mother, Caprice, out of the local bar and worries that her good-ol’-boy brother, Baby Crumpler, is taking his participation in a womanless beauty pageant way too seriously. Joveeta’s big-hearted best friend, Georgia Dean Rudd, is struggling to keep her diner and finances afloat, but she just can’t curb her impulse to take in every stray cat, possum, and armadillo that wanders by. Then there’s Big Ethel Satterwhite, who’s nobody’s fool. But tough as she is, she’s continually frustrated by her clients at Stairway To Heaven Retirement Village as well as her mule-headed husband, O.C., who shows far more affection for his BarcaLounger than he does for Big Ethel. And all the residents are plagued by Haywood Sloggett, the curmudgeon from across the road, who loathes their “trailer-trash” ways, especially their keeping a life-size illuminated nativity scene up year ’round. But these friends, enemies, and neighbors realize they’ll have to work together to defeat the encroaching annexation if they—and their way of life—have a snowball’s chance to survive being swallowed up by “the big guys.” The rollicking mayhem of this flat-out funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy escalates as the residents attempt to secede from Texas, discover a traitor in their midst, and turn the tables in a surprising and side-splitting finale. So grab your Stetson and come on over to Doublewide, Texas, where life is double the fun, double the joy, and where audiences double over with laughter!

Author : Tina Leonard,Leah Vale,Linda Warren
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781459216891

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Christmas, Texas Style by Tina Leonard,Leah Vale,Linda Warren Pdf

Four Texas Babies by Tina Leonard To save his parents' ranch from falling into the wrong hands, Sam Johnston must marry. A quickie wedding to Lily Bartholomew brings more than he bargained for—including some shocking news about his new in-laws. But the biggest shock of all is that the baby on the way is actually four babies, set to arrive just in time for Christmas! A Texan Under the Mistletoe by Leah Vale Lori Beth Whittaker comes home looking for tradition—and discovers that for the first time ever, the Hooper Creek Christmas festival has been cancelled. She's determined the festival will go on, but one man stands in her way-Jackson Hooper, her former high school sweetheart and the man she left behind! Merry Texmas by Linda Warren Mariel Todd-Crandall and Grayson Crandall love their daughter, but since their divorce, it's hard to find time to spend with Chloe. But Chloe's sick of being ignored, and she knows her parents still love each other. So this Christmas she has a special plan, including a very special tree, that's going to make Mom and Dad see that Christmas—and every day—should be spent as a family.

Author : Carolyn Brown
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2010-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781402258817

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Honky Tonk Christmas by Carolyn Brown Pdf

One cowboy, one bar, one hell of a holiday! Praise for Carolyn Brown's country music romances: "You won't want to miss this boot scootin' contemporary full of sexy cowboys and sassy women."—The Romance Studio (My Give a Damn's Busted) She means business... Sharlene Waverly is determined to have the "new and improved" Honky Tonk up and running before the holiday. For that, she'll need Holt Jackson, the best darn carpenter in the state. But his warm, whisky-colored eyes make her insides melt, and before she knows it, she's sharing her darkest secrets and talking about the nightmares... He's determined to keep things professional... Holt Jackson needs the job at the Honky Tonk, but is completely unprepared to handle the beautiful new bar owner he's working for. Sharlene and Holt try like crazy to deny the sparks flying between them, but their love may just be the best Christmas present either one of them ever got. Praise for I Love This Bar: "Heart...sass...a lot of sparks and romance...country music. What more can I say? I really had fun with this book."—Red-Headed Book Child "Guaranteed to leave you countrified and satisfied!"—Love Romance Passion

Author : Gary B. Boyd
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 331 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2018-01-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781546225317

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East Texas Proud by Gary B. Boyd Pdf

This is a story that is raw and real. Fiercely independent, in true Texas fashion, Stark Wiseman struggles to hold his family heritage together against forces that seem bent on destroying what his grandfather and father had created. The unexpected death of his daughter seems to be the final assault on his resolvethe proverbial straw that breaks the camels back. But Stark fights on against insurmountable odds, determined to preserve his family heritage. The only thing that sustains him is his East Texas pride.

Author : Anthea Piscarik
Publisher : Dudley Court Press, LLC
Page : 179 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781945401046

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Unearthing Christmas by Anthea Piscarik Pdf

Unearthing Christmas offers a glimpse into a world before technology became the driving force in everyday existence. Fourteen-year-old Peggy cannot imagine a life without IPads, IPhones, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Lori, a teenager with a personal mission, has no knowledge beyond 1955. She reenters the world through time and space to stop Peggy from stealing a treasured possession. Their meeting ground is a bomb shelter decorated for Christmas, and completely preserved in a span of 60 years! Lori and Peggy enter a fate-filled journey leading to self-awareness, understanding, and ultimately, forgiveness. The story goes beyond an exploration of time periods. "Unearthing Christmas" allows readers to examine and reflect upon their choices, at any age.

Author : Jessie Jones,Nicholas Hope,Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2019-12-17
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 0822224828

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The Red Velvet Cake War by Jessie Jones,Nicholas Hope,Jamie Wooten Pdf

THE STORY: In this riotously funny Southern-fried comedy, the three Verdeen cousins--Gaynelle, Peaches and Jimmie Wyvette--could not have picked a worse time to throw their family reunion. Their outrageous antics have delighted local gossips in the s

Author : Betsy Kelso,David Nehls
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Drama
ISBN : 0822221373

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The Great American Trailer Park Musical by Betsy Kelso,David Nehls Pdf

THE STORY: There's a new tenant at Armadillo Acres--and she's wreaking havoc all over Florida's most exclusive trailer park. When Pippi, the stripper on the run, comes between the Dr. Phil-loving, agoraphobic Jeannie and her tollbooth collector husb

Author : George Lee Miller
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 308 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2019-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781734156423

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Not Forgotten by George Lee Miller Pdf

A boy in a Davy Crockett outfit discovers a dead woman in the San Antonio River. Her death is ruled accidental drowning. Two months later, the dead woman is forgotten by everyone but her mother. She's convinced it was murder and turns to former Marine and rookie private investigator Nick Fischer for justice. Nick follows the trail to the grandson of one of the richest oilmen in Texas, a dirty cop, and a popular local attorney running for governor. Somewhere in the mix lies a secret they will kill to keep. Anyone else would quit, but Nick made a promise to keep going until justice is served.

Author : E. B. White,Charles Strouse,Joseph Robinette
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0871292580

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Charlotte's Web by E. B. White,Charles Strouse,Joseph Robinette Pdf

Author : Robert Harling
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1988
Category : Drama
ISBN : 0822210789

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Steel Magnolias by Robert Harling Pdf

THE STORY: The action is set in Truvy's beauty salon in Chinquapin, Louisiana, where all the ladies who are anybody come to have their hair done. Helped by her eager new assistant, Annelle (who is not sure whether or not she is still married), th

Author : Janice Thompson
Publisher : Revell
Page : 374 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2014-11-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781441223098

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That's Amore (Weddings by Bella Book #4) by Janice Thompson Pdf

Bella's back--in a big way! Bella Neeley is a busy woman these days. Not only is she juggling two young kids, her hunky husband, and her always-entertaining family--she has another baby on the way. To top it off, she and D.J. are busy opening a second Club Wed location, this time a historic building in beautiful Splendora, Texas. When D.J. suggests they start off the new Club Wed facility with a bang--by getting married again--Bella isn't sure if she can handle planning another wedding. Still, who could say no to such a sweet man? But nothing's simple in relationships or building restoration! When Splendora's mayor shows up to contest Bella's facility, she's faced with the prospect that her long-awaited expansion of Club Wed may be destined to fail before it even gets off the ground. Determined to find out why the mayor seems to have a vendetta against her and D.J., Bella will have to enlist the help of the fabulous Splendora sisters. Whew! What's a girl got to do to get a break around here? Janice Thompson pulls out all the stops to bring you one more fun and frenzied romp with Bella. Pull up a chair and get ready for a Texas-sized dose of laughter.

Author : Charlaine Harris
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 305 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2003-04-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780441010516

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Club Dead by Charlaine Harris Pdf

Bon Temps’s psychic waitress takes a dangerous road trip in the third novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling Sookie Stackhouse series—the inspiration for the HBO® original series True Blood. There’s only one vampire Sookie Stackhouse is involved with (at least voluntarily) and it’s Bill Compton. But recently he’s been a little distant—in another state, distant. Then his sinister and sexy boss Eric Northman tells Sookie where she might find him. Next thing she knows, she’s off to Jackson, Mississippi, to mingle with the under-underworld at Club Dead, a dangerous little haunt where the elite of vampire society can go to chill out and suck down some Type-O. But when Sookie finally finds Bill—caught in an act of serious betrayal—she’s not sure whether to save him...or sharpen some stakes.

Author : Ann V. Millard,Jorge Chapa
Publisher : University of Texas Press
Page : 316 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2013-09-17
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9780292749580

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Apple Pie and Enchiladas by Ann V. Millard,Jorge Chapa Pdf

The sudden influx of significant numbers of Latinos to the rural Midwest stems from the recruitment of workers by food processing plants and small factories springing up in rural areas. Mostly they work at back-breaking jobs that local residents are not willing to take because of the low wages and few benefits. The region has become the scene of dramatic change involving major issues facing our country—the intertwining of ethnic differences, prejudice, and poverty; the social impact of a low-wage workforce resulting from corporate transformations; and public policy questions dealing with economic development, taxation, and welfare payments. In this thorough multidisciplinary study, the authors explore both sides of this ethnic divide and provide the first volume to focus comprehensively on Latinos in the region by linking demographic and qualitative analysis to describe what brings Latinos to the area and how they are being accommodated in their new communities. The fact is that many Midwestern communities would be losing population and facing a dearth of workers if not for Latino newcomers. This finding adds another layer of social and economic complexity to the region's changing place in the global economy. The authors look at how Latinos fit into an already fractured social landscape with tensions among townspeople, farmers, and others. The authors also reveal the optimism that lies in the opposition of many Anglos to ethnic prejudice and racism.