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Author : Dave Briner
Publisher : Geek Guide Books
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2011-04-20
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 9780983540878
Author : Dave Briner
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2011-03
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 1451580193
So you're a Geek, huh? Do you think, because you are a Geek, the Universe (or at least your little corner of it) is conspiring against you, making sure you can't GET LAID? Unfortunately, most Geeks are forced to endure some form of socially-imposed celibacy. But it doesn't have to be this way. Now is the time for ALL Geeks to fight back against TPTB...the selfish and arrogant Sexual bullies who do everything they can to make sure we don't get the 'Happy Ending' we deserve! We can no longer just sit back and let it happen (or continue to happen) to us! This book is a Geek's Guide to Get Laid! Dave Briner shows you how you can have Sex even if you're Fat, Ugly or Worse! It's a uniquely twisted, yet educational, 'HOW-TO' guide written specifically for Geeks...women and men who experience the world (and especially Sexual situations) in a non-traditional, intellectual and sometimes socially-awkward way. Dave uses a humorous, graphic and brutally honest approach to show you realistic ways to GET LAID without completely changing your personality, lying about who you are, playing stupid mind games or wasting a bunch of your time. The bottom-line: if a Fat Geek like Dave can GET LAID- then so can you...and yes...by someone other than yourself! Our rebellion begins today!
Author : Jennifer Basye Sander,Sheree Bykofsky
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 444 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2011-11-01
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781615643080
Includes tips about everything from agents to electronic publishing.
Author : Eric Smith
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2013-12-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594746611
You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensedStar Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from The Geek’s Guide to Dating. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from First Contact to The Fellowship of the Ring and beyond. Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations, The Geek’s Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper.
Author : Don Stewart,John Pfeiffer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2009-09-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440504396
What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea? How could Steve Jobs have helped Eisenhower? What does the moon landing have to do with the Hilton sisters? In less time than it takes to recite the preamble to the Constitution, most Americans can spout off all their U.S. history knowledge. (Hint: it starts with “In 1492” and ends with “sailed the ocean blue.”) That’s because most history books are as interesting as the phone book—and have the same number of pages. The average Joe (the guy who TiVo’d John Adams on HBO but won’t make Colonial Williamsburg his next vacation spot) needs a witty and edgy history book—and he has it, with with this guide. Hysterical authors—and self-described slackers—Don Stewart and John Pfeifer give readers the bare minimum on important events such as: The Civil War (the war that pitted brother vs. brother—about the bruthas) The expedition of Lewis and Clark (the ultimate road trip) The Boston Tea Party (not much of a party unless that tea was from Long Island) The assassination of JFK (one vacation that ended particularly badly) Combining current pop culture references and accessible historical information, this satirical book catches readers up on what they slept through in History 101.
Author : Omi M. Inouye
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2008-04-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1435713184
Are you dating a geek? Find out just how geeky he is in The Geek Test. Learn how to cope with his geekiness in sections such as: "Getting What You Want" and "How to Exercise Your Geek." Also, discover how to plot revenge, diagnose common geek ailments, and find the perfect gift for your geek. Take a deeper look into the world of geeks with My Life Among the berGeeks and My Life Among the Gamers. Read case studies, examine graphs, peruse the Geek Dictionary, and more in: A Girl's Guide to Dating a Geek. www.omionline.ca
Author : Garth Sundem
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2009-03-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307450357
TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT. Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain. In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination. • become a sudoku god • brew your own beer • build a laser beam • classify all living things • clone your pet • exorcise demons • find the world’s best corn mazes • grasp the theory of relativity • have sex on Second Life • injure a fish • join the Knights Templar • kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves • learn ludicrous emoticons • master the Ocarina of Time • pimp your cubicle • program a remote control • quote He-Man and Che Guevara • solve fiendish logic puzzles • touch Carl Sagan • unmask Linus Torvalds • visit Beaver Lick, Kentucky • win bar bets • write your name in Elvish Join us or die, you will. Begun, the Geek Wars have
Author : Anastasia Salter,Bridget Blodgett
Publisher : Springer
Page : 219 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2017-11-08
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9783319660776
This book examines changing representations of masculinity in geek media, during a time of transition in which “geek” has not only gone mainstream but also become a more contested space than ever, with continual clashes such as Gamergate, the Rabid and Sad Puppies’ attacks on the Hugo Awards, and battles at conventions over “fake geek girls.” Anastasia Salter and Bridget Blodgett critique both gendered depictions of geeks, including shows like Chuck and The Big Bang Theory, and aspirational geek heroes, ranging from the Winchester brothers of Supernatural to BBC’s Sherlock and the varied superheroes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Through this analysis, the authors argue that toxic masculinity is deeply embedded in geek culture, and that the identity of geek as victimized other must be redefined before geek culture and media can ever become an inclusive space.
Author : Harris O'Malley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2015-10-20
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 0996487115
Ever wish dating came with an instruction manual? Now it does. New Game + is the book that every geeky guy wishes he had. If you've been struggling with dating, then it's time to start again and get it right this time. Whether you're looking for that one special relationship, something more casual or simply want to get better at meeting incredible women, dating and relationship expert Harris O'Malley (AKA Dr. NerdLove) shows you the way, from the first "hello" to the knock out kiss. New Game + helps you break through the anxiety of meeting new amazing women, helps demystify the rules of relationships, teaches you what to say and when, and helps you generate the chemistry that makes you irresistible. No tricks. No cheesy gimmicks. No creepy manipulative tactics. New Game + is your guide to becoming the man you always wished you could be.
Author : Heather Rutman
Publisher : Running Press
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2012-05-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762444878
In the world of dating and hook-ups, women know that there are no guarantees and there's not always a "happily ever after"—but there is a hell of a lot of fun to be had! Based on the blog of the same name, The Girl's Guide to Depravity is a sassy handbook comprised of fifty-five rules, several how-to's, charts, graphs, quizzes, and more for all modern women trying to navigate the world's topsy-turvy dating scene. This no-holds-barred guide is perfect for young women who aren't ashamed of their sexuality, are fed up with all the boring, conventional relationship rules, and desire to avoid all the touchy-feely bullshit in the hopes of becoming happily depraved. A thirteen-episode tie-in TV show premiered on Cinemax in February 2012, and both the show and book promise to be shocking, fearless, fun, therapeutic—and wildly entertaining!
Author : Robert Stephens
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 1999-09-08
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9780684843438
The Geek Squad demystifies software forever and comes to the rescue of computer users who are tired of paying and waiting for technical assistance. 15 illustrations.
Author : Michael Belote
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 188 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2012-08-29
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781300020226
Rise of the Time Lords: A Geek's Guide to Christianity is the debut novel by popular blogger and professional engineer Michael Belote. In it, Belote shares the Gospel for the Geeks: how we can learn about the Trinity from a Pringles can, heaven from Doctor Who, grace from air conditioners, and the nature of man from Schrodinger's cat.
Author : Nick Casanova
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2008-06-23
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780595608249
Have you ever wanted to lash out at someone but lacked the appropriate putdown? The Machiavellian's Guide to Insults takes a humorous approach to dealing with such annoying personalities as the drama queen, the wealth flaunter, the self-proclaimed brain, the temperamental twit, and the talkaholic. Recommended insults range from the subtle and seemingly unintended to the outright declaration of war. Both have a place in your arsenal. Had Machiavelli written a book on insults, this is the book he would have written. He would have suggested calmly wounding your enemy with a tailor made barb without coming across as if you've been wounded yourself. Often the best putdown is a comment which seems on the surface to be well intentioned. And ham-handed attempts to relate or sympathize can be the most effective ways of underlining your opponent's weaknesses. These are far more humiliating than any angry outburst could ever be. Learn how to eviscerate the proud homeowner, the would-be tough guy, the bully, the boastful parent, the second guesser, and many others. Machiavelli would also have suggested having these insults ready beforehand, since, despite the old clich, revenge tastes best when it is a dish served piping hot.
Author : Rickford Grant
Publisher : No Starch Press
Page : 500 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781593272579
Provides information on using the latest Ubuntu release, covering such topics as installation, customizing the GNOME panel, installing applications, using printers and scanners, connecting to the Internet, using multimedia, and security.
Author : Megan O'Russell
Publisher : Ink Worlds Press
Page : 774 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020-12-23
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Not all wizards were born to be heroes. Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. #2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. #3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. #4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things. This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams: How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny Praise for How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days “This is a magical, fast-paced, fantasy packed—with a lovely dose of modern day teen—ride.” – Tonja “How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days by Megan O'Russell is the funniest book for teens/middle grade I have read in so long!” – M.W. “Megan O'Russell's heart-stopping magical adventures get better and better and I can't wait for her next one!” – Sherry Author Interview Why did you choose to write a fantasy book that heavily involves a cell phone? Phones are a huge part of everyday life. Smart phone are these tiny pieces of massive technology we use everyday without really thinking about how astounding they are. But what if phones could be used for more than just scrolling through social media? What if an entire magical library could be hidden in your pocket? I wanted modern convenience to meet magic in a new way. What does Bryant Adams bring to the world of wizards that readers haven’t seen before? Bryant Adams is not your standard hero. He is not the chosen one, and the world may be doomed if he’s in charge of saving us all. Bryant is a geek—the nerdy sidekick of the coolest kid in high school—who’s trying really hard to survive being a wizard but is too terrified to talk to the girl of his dreams. He’s just a boy trying to get through his teen years without too much emotional damage…and then magic happens. Who would enjoy this book? If you like humor with a touch of snark, romance with a hint of wit, and magic that might destroy the world as we know it, Bryant Adams is the wizard for you.