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Agnes and the Hitman

Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Agnes and the Hitman Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2008-08-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429917989

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Agnes and the Hitman by Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer Pdf

Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love... Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.

Shane and the Hitwoman

Bob Mayer
Shane and the Hitwoman Book PDF

Author : Bob Mayer
Publisher : Coolgus
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2021-10-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621253678

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Shane and the Hitwoman by Bob Mayer Pdf

No one warned Shane or Agnes that it was going to be a red wedding. It's eight months after the first, bloody, wedding at Two Rivers and things have calmed down and seven weddings have been hosted without a problem. But no longer. Bring on an eclectic hitwoman, an amiable Duke, an icy Duchess, a lot of sharp swords, a crazed ex-Duchess, a computer hacker and a dog named Rhett, and you've got a recipe for an action-packed, hilarious novel about the perils and promises of commitment. Shane has no idea as he's hidden on a snowy hillside with his sniper rifle on a job for the Organization, how the mission connects to a pending wedding. The operation goes to hell and he's rescued by his back-up; a younger, diminutive operative named Phoebe, who is armed with a short, but very sharp sword and an even sharper tongue. A 'small, intimate wedding' is what was promised. But too late he learns that it involves fate of a small, but powerful European kingdom. At stake? Not just Shane's life and Two Rivers, but his future with Agnes and the Organization. For Phoebe, an up and comer in the Organization, it's her chance to show what's she capable of. But standing in the way is the crazed ex-wife of the Duke, a mountain of a man armed with a very big sword, and a traitor within the ranks of the Organization itself. Who will be left standing and what will their future look like?

The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes

Jennifer Crusie,Eileen Dreyer,Anne Stuart
The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Eileen Dreyer,Anne Stuart
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2007-06-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429995912

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The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes by Jennifer Crusie,Eileen Dreyer,Anne Stuart Pdf

You're invited to spend the weekend with three extraordinary sisters... When she was sixteen, Dee Fortune kidnapped her two younger sisters and ran from danger. Now twenty-nine, she's still trying to control her shape-shifting power—no easy task when Danny James shows up one Friday morning with his deadly smile and dangerous questions about the past. Lizzie is determined to save her family from financial ruin by turning straw into gold; now if she could only stop turning forks into bunnies. Then Elric, a sorcerer, appears one Friday—annoyed with the chaos Lizzie is creating in the universe and in his heart. . . . The youngest Miss Fortune, Mare, towers above her sisters but her telekinetic power is dwarfed by their gifts. She spends her days at Value Video!! and her nights contemplating the futility of her existence. But then a gorgeous Value Video!! VP and Mare's long lost love turn up. . .and they all turn up the heat on a weekend that no Fortune will soon forget!

Bet Me

Jennifer Crusie
Bet Me Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 422 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429903349

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Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie Pdf

The beloved New York Times bestselling novel, now with an exclusive letter from Jennifer Crusie in celebration of its tenth anniversary This is New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Jennifer Crusie's novel about long shots, risk management, true love, and great shoes. . . . Minerva Dobbs knows how to work the odds. Calvin Morrisey always plays to win. But when they face off, neither one is prepared. Because when real life meets true love, all bets are off. . . . Minerva Dobbs knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet, even if he is gorgeous and successful Calvin Morrisey. Cal knows commitment is impossible, especially with a woman as cranky as Min Dobbs, even if she does wear great shoes and keep him on his toes. When they say good-bye at the end of their evening, they cut their losses and agree never to see each other again. But fate has other plans, and it's not long before Min and Cal meet again. Soon they're dealing with a jealous ex-boyfriend, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, a determined psychologist, chaos theory, a freakishly intelligent cat, Chicken Marsala, and more risky propositions than either of them ever dreamed of. Including the biggest gamble of all---true love. Bet Me is the winner of a 2005 RITA Award.

Confessions of an Economic Hit Man

John Perkins
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man Book PDF

Author : John Perkins
Publisher : Berrett-Koehler Publishers
Page : 430 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2004-11-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781576755129

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Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins Pdf

Perkins, a former chief economist at a Boston strategic-consulting firm, confesses he was an "economic hit man" for 10 years, helping U.S. intelligence agencies and multinationals cajole and blackmail foreign leaders into serving U.S. foreign policy and awarding lucrative contracts to American business.

Don't Look Down

Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Don t Look Down Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429903356

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Don't Look Down by Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer Pdf

New York Times bestselling author Jennifer Crusie teams up with USA Today bestselling author Bob Mayer to write a sizzling, high-octane romantic adventure about a straight-talking woman and a straight-shooting man... Lucy Armstrong is a director of television commercials who's just been recruited to finish a four-day action movie shoot. But she arrives on the set to discover that the directing staff has quit, the make-up artist is suicidal, the stars are egomaniacs, the stunt director is her ex-husband, and the lead actor has just acquired as an advisor a Green Beret who has the aggravating habit of always being right. Green Beret Captain JT Wilder had thought that hiring on as a military consultant for a movie star was a good deal: easy money and easier starlets. Instead he has to babysit a bumbling comedian, dodge low-flying helicopters, and resist his attraction to a director who bears a distracting resemblance to Wonder Woman. Then the CIA calls and he realizes that somebody is taking "shooting a movie" much too literally. Full of suspense and humor, non-stop action and fast-paced dialogue, Don't Look Down is the perfect blend of male and female, adventure and romance, Mayer and Crusie.

Wild Ride

Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Wild Ride Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2010-03-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429991062

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Wild Ride by Jennifer Crusie,Bob Mayer Pdf

The New York Times bestselling duo of Crusie and Mayer team up again with a hilarious paranormal novel that shows why the wildest ride at the Dreamland Amusement Park isn't the roller coaster Mary Alice Brannigan doesn't believe in the supernatural. Nor does she expect to find that Dreamland, the decaying amusement park she's been hired to restore, is a prison for the five Untouchables, the most powerful demons in the history of the world. Plus, there's a guy she's falling hard for, and there's something about him that's not quite right. But rocky romances and demented demons aren't the only problems in Dreamland: Mab's also coping with a crooked politician, a supernatural raven, a secret government agency, an inexperienced sorceress, an unsettling inheritance, and some mind-boggling revelations from her past. As her personal demons wreck her newfound relationship and real demons wreck the park, Mab faces down immortal evil and discovers what everybody who's ever been to an amusement park knows: The end of the ride is always the wildest.

Faking It

Jennifer Crusie
Faking It Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 454 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2011-03-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429903332

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Faking It by Jennifer Crusie Pdf

From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Jennifer Crusie comes Faking It, a deliciously sassy novel of intrigue, seduction, blackmail, art forgery, split personalities, and really great sex. Meet the Goodnights, a respectable family who run a respectable art gallery—and have for generations. There's Gwen, the matriarch, who likes to escape reality; Eve, the oldest daughter, who has a slight identity problem (she has two); Nadine, the granddaughter, who's ready to follow in the family footsteps as soon as she can find a set that isn't leading off a cliff. And last, Matilda, the youngest daughter, who has inherited the secret locked down in the basement of the Goodnight Gallery, a secret she's willing to do almost anything to keep, even break into a house in the dead of night to steal back her past. Meet the Dempseys, or at least meet Davy, a reformed con man who's just been ripped off for a cool three million by his financial manager, who then gallantly turned it over to Clea Lewis, the most beautiful sociopath Davy ever slept with. Davy wants the money back, but more than that, he'll do anything to keep Clea from winning, including break into her house in the dead of night to steal back his future. One collision in a closet later, Tilda and Davy reluctantly join forces to combat Clea, suspicious art collectors, a disgruntled heir, and an exasperated hit man, all the while coping with a mutant dachshund, a jukebox stuck in the sixties, questionable sex, and the growing realization that they can't turn their backs on the people they were meant to be . . . or the people they were born to love.

Maybe This Time

Jennifer Crusie
Maybe This Time Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2010-08-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429930977

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Maybe This Time by Jennifer Crusie Pdf

The New York Times bestselling author of Bet Me, Tell Me Lies and Welcome to Temptation delivers her long-awaited novel Andie Miller is ready to move on in life. She wants to marry her fiancé and leave behind everything in her past, especially her ex-husband, North Archer. But when Andie tries to gain closure with him, he asks one final favor of her before they go their separate ways forever. A very distant cousin of his has died and left North as the guardian of two orphans who have driven out three nannies already, and things are getting worse. He needs a very special person to take care of the situation and he knows Andie can handle anything. When Andie meets the two children she quickly realizes things are much worse than she feared. The place is a mess, the children, Carter and Alice, aren't your average delinquents, and the creepy old house where they live is being run by the worst housekeeper since Mrs. Danvers. What's worse, Andie's fiancé thinks this is all a plan by North to get Andie back, and he may be right. Andie's dreams have been haunted by North since she arrived at the old house. And that's not the only haunting. What follows is a hilarious adventure in exorcism, including a self-doubting parapsychologist, an annoyed medium, her Tarot-card reading mother, an avenging ex-mother-inlaw, and, of course, her jealous fiancé. And just when she thinks things couldn't get more complicated, North shows up on the doorstep making her wonder if maybe this time things could be different between them. If Andie can just get rid of all the guests and ghosts, she's pretty sure she can save the kids, and herself, from the past. But fate might just have another thing in mind...

Mr. Watson's Chickens

Jarrett Dapier
Mr Watson s Chickens Book PDF

Author : Jarrett Dapier
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 49 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2021-10-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452177366

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Mr. Watson's Chickens by Jarrett Dapier Pdf

Interrupting Chicken meets Click, Clack, Moo in this zany classic-in-the-making! With rollicking rhythms, nonsensical refrains, and too many chickens to count, this modern classic will inspire unstoppable giggles and endless rereads. Bawka-bawka! Mr. Watson has 456 chickens in the sink, on the bed, in the bread box. When his partner, Mr. Nelson, threatens to leave, Mr. Watson takes his chickens to town to sell only for them to escape! Young readers will follow Mr. Watson all around town as he gathers up his chickens. But, when they're all rounded up, does he have the heart to sell them? Does a different fate await these chickens? This quirky, irresistible book is full of read-aloud fun with its onomatopoeia, rollicking rhythm, and familiar refrains and ends with a touch of sweetness. It has all the makings of a classic, with a farm theme, hilarious refrains, and a familiar narrative structure that unfolds in threes. Librarians, teachers, and parents looking for a new book that feels traditional will love sharing this book with children. A JOY TO REREAD: This is a very classic-feeling storybook. Paired with its funny farm setting and hilarious refrains, this book is sure to inspire countless rereads and endless giggles. PERFECT READ-ALOUD: This book is full of nonsensical sounds and repetition that make it fun to read out loud and invite audience participation. It's a perfect choice for classroom events and laptime reads. LIKE CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM, WITH CHICKENS!: With its bouncy refrains and rollicking rhythms, this book will remind readers of classic bestsellers like Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! and Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. REALISTIC RELATIONSHIP UNUSUAL IN PICTURE BOOKS: This book features a gay couple at its center, but doesn't call specific attention to it. It simply portrays a healthy relationship between two men (and their chickens!). WRITTEN BY A NEW TALENT WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS KIDS: This is Jarret Dapier's first book! He's a popular, award-winning teen librarian who works with kids, knows what they like, and is well-versed in the rhythms of the classic children's book—and he has many more stories up his sleeves. DELIGHTFUL, DETAILED DRAWINGS OF OVER 400 CHICKENS!: With hundreds of chickens to find and scenes crammed with action and detail, the pages of this book are chock-full of things to look at. Young readers will spend hours poring over each spread. Perfect for: parents, families looking for LGBTQIA+ stories, fans of funny books

Tell Me Lies

Jennifer Crusie
Tell Me Lies Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Page : 387 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2010-03-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429986052

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Tell Me Lies by Jennifer Crusie Pdf

Maddie Faraday's life would be perfect--if it weren't for her cheating husband her suspicious daughter her gossipy mother her secretive best friend her nosy neighbors, and that guy she lost her virginity to twenty years ago... In Tell Me Lies, Jennifer Cruise dishes up a funny, sexy, suspenseful novel about small-town secrets, big-time betrayals and the redemptive power of love, laughter and chocolate brownies.

Dogs and Goddesses

Jennifer Crusie,Anne Stuart,Lani Diane Rich
Dogs and Goddesses Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Crusie,Anne Stuart,Lani Diane Rich
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2009-02-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429991261

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Dogs and Goddesses by Jennifer Crusie,Anne Stuart,Lani Diane Rich Pdf

Abby has just arrived in Summerville, Ohio, with her placid Newfoundland, Bowser. She's reluctantly inherited her grandmother's coffee shop, but it's not long before she's brewing up trouble in the form of magical baked goods and steaming up her life with an exasperating college professor. And then there's Daisy, a web code writer, and her hyperactive Jack Russell, Bailey. Her tightly-wound world spins out of control when she discovers the chaos within and meets a mysterious dog trainer whose teaching style is definitely hands-on. Finally there's Shar, professor of ancient history at Summerville College, who wakes up one morning to find her neurotic dachshund, Wolfie, snarling at an implacable god sitting at her kitchen table, the first thing in her life she hasn't been able to footnote. What on earth is going on in this unearthly little town? It's up to Abby, Daisy, and Shar to find out before an ancient goddess takes over Southern Ohio, and they all end up in the apocalyptic doghouse...

Hitman-Baker-Casketmaker

Klecko
Hitman Baker Casketmaker Book PDF

Author : Klecko
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2019-03-05
Category : American poetry
ISBN : 0578426293

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Hitman-Baker-Casketmaker by Klecko Pdf

For the first time, master bread maker Klecko reveals the circumstances behind the 2018 demise of St. Agnes Baking Company, just days before the Twin Cities hosted Super Bowl LII at U.S. bank stadium. The 30-year old bakery was scheduled to be a primary vendor for the event. An ICE investigation involving undocumented bakery employees shut them down.

"G" is for Gumshoe

Sue Grafton
G is for Gumshoe Book PDF

Author : Sue Grafton
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2007-11-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780312946203

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"G" is for Gumshoe by Sue Grafton Pdf

Originally published by Henry Holt in 1990.

Miss Cheney's Charade

Emily Hendrickson
Miss Cheney s Charade Book PDF

Author : Emily Hendrickson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : False personation
ISBN : 0709082738

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Miss Cheney's Charade by Emily Hendrickson Pdf

Proper Emma Cheney finds an invitation sent to her brother too fascinating to resist--a chance to see a mummy from exotic Egypt unwrapped. It is simply too enticing. She's longed for adventure, and surely this is the closest she'll get. Dressed in her absent brother's clothes, she boldly enters Sir Peter Dancy's home to attend the viewing, sure she can escape detection. Sir Peter immediately suspects the deception, but teases Emma into believing he doesn't see through her disguise. Emma plunges into a web of subterfuge while coping with the challenge of her charade. The danger of scandal threatens as her love for Sir Peter grows. Can Sir Peter succeed in convincing Emma she's the woman he loves?