Bagpipe The Farting Cat

Author : Joelle O’Neill
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2023-11-10
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781788483858

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Bagpipe, The Farting Cat by Joelle O’Neill Pdf

Embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with Bagpipe the cat, the infamous feline with an uncontrollable flatulence problem! In this charming children’s tale, Bagpipe’s odorous predicament leads him on a quest to find a place where his farts will be accepted. From the farmhouse to the cow shed, pigpen, stables, and chicken coop, Bagpipe’s stenchy emissions drive away all the farmyard animals. Determined to find his rightful home, Bagpipe’s journey takes him far and wide, venturing through the vast expanse of the Sahara Desert and even venturing into the depths of outer space. Along the way, young readers will be captivated by the beautifully illustrated pages and fall in love with the endearing characters. As Bagpipe’s misadventures unfold, children’s imaginations will soar, their laughter bubbling over as they follow the cat’s action-packed escapades. Will Bagpipe ever find a place where he belongs, despite his pungent predicament? Discover the hilarious and heartwarming conclusion that will leave readers of all ages giggling with delight.

Author : Joelle O'Neill
Publisher : Austin Macauley
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2023-11-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1788483847

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Bagpipe, The Farting Cat by Joelle O'Neill Pdf

Embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with Bagpipe the cat, the infamous feline with an uncontrollable flatulence problem! In this charming children's tale, Bagpipe's odorous predicament leads him on a quest to find a place where his farts will be accepted. From the farmhouse to the cow shed, pigpen, stables, and chicken coop, Bagpipe's stenchy emissions drive away all the farmyard animals. Determined to find his rightful home, Bagpipe's journey takes him far and wide, venturing through the vast expanse of the Sahara Desert and even venturing into the depths of outer space. Along the way, young readers will be captivated by the beautifully illustrated pages and fall in love with the endearing characters. As Bagpipe's misadventures unfold, children's imaginations will soar, their laughter bubbling over as they follow the cat's action-packed escapades. Will Bagpipe ever find a place where he belongs, despite his pungent predicament? Discover the hilarious and heartwarming conclusion that will leave readers of all ages giggling with delight.

Author : Alan Dapre
Publisher : Kelpies
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2017
Category : Bagpipe
ISBN : 1782503552

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Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Brawsome Bagpipes by Alan Dapre Pdf

A fun-packed and quirky series featuring hilarious twists and fun wordplay with illustrations reminiscent of Quentin Blake When Porridge was a wee kitten he toppled into a tin of tartan paint -- which is easy to do and not so easy to say. Now he lives by Loch Loch with the quirky McFun family: Gadget Grandad, Groovy Gran, Dino Dad, Mini Mum and the twins, Roaring Ross and Invisible Isla. Everyone has a super secret -- or two-- and Porridge is always there to lend a helping paw when things go awry. If there's a fishy biscuit in it for him... And things do often go awry in the McFun family. It's a good job Porridge has nine lives! -------------- Porridge the Tartan Cat (it's a long story involving a tin of tartan paint!) has discovered Gadget Grandad is not your average snoringly boring grandad after all! He's a super-duper secret spy -- and he needs help from Porridge (the cat, not the gloopy breakfast) and the twins Isla and Ross to defeat his arch enemy Fergus McFungus. McFungus has stolen the secret secret recipe for disaster. Can Porridge and the twins help their shark-surfing, shed-racing, space traveling grandad stop him and save the world? Maybe with the help of some brawsome bagpipes... -------------------- In this zany new series for young readers, Porridge purrfectly CAT-a-logs the family's hilarious adventures from a cat's-eye perspective. With wacky twists, silly word play and meow-nificent illustrations in every chapter, readers won't even want to paws for breath.

Author : Jonathan Harnum
Publisher : Questions Ink. Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Music
ISBN : 0970751281

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Basic Music Theory by Jonathan Harnum Pdf

Basic Music Theory takes you through the sometimes confusing world of written music with a clear, concise style that is at times funny and always friendly. The book is written by an experienced teacher using methods refined over more than ten years in his private teaching studio and in schools. --from publisher description.

Author : Tom Hodgkinson
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2007-06-07
Category : Philosophy
ISBN : 9780141928548

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How to be Idle by Tom Hodgkinson Pdf

How to be Idle is Tom Hodgkinson's entertaining guide to reclaiming your right to be idle. As Oscar Wilde said, doing nothing is hard work. The Protestant work ethic has most of us in its thrall, and the idlers of this world have the odds stacked against them. But here, at last, is a book that can help. From Tom Hodgkinson, editor of the Idler, comes How to be Idle, an antidote to the work-obsessed culture which puts so many obstacles between ourselves and our dreams. Hodgkinson presents us with a laid-back argument for a new contract between routine and chaos, an argument for experiencing life to the full and living in the moment. Ranging across a host of issues that may affect the modern idler - sleep, the world of work, pleasure and hedonism, relationships, bohemian living, revolution - he draws on the writings of such well-known apologists for idleness as Dr Johnson, Oscar Wilde, Robert Louis Stevenson and Nietzsche. His message is clear: take control of your life and reclaim your right to be idle. 'Well written, funny and with a scholarly knowledge of the literature of laziness, it is both a book to be enjoyed at leisure and to change lives' Sunday Times 'In his life and in this book the author is 100 per cent on the side of the angels' Literary Review 'The book is so stuffed with wisdom and so stuffed with good jokes that I raced through it like a speed freak' Independent on Sunday Tom Hodgkinson is the founder and editor of The Idler and the author of How to be Idle, How to be Free, The Idle Parent and Brave Old World. In spring 2011 he founded The Idler Academy in London, a bookshop, coffeehouse and cultural centre which hosts literary events and offers courses in academic and practical subjects - from Latin to embroidery. Its motto is 'Liberty through Education'. Find out more at www.idler.co.uk.

Author : Sam Maggs
Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2023-01-31
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781506723884

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Critical Role: The Mighty Nein Origins--Nott the Brave by Sam Maggs Pdf

When you become that which you fear most, how do you carry on? Veth Brenatto doesn’t have an exciting life, but she likes it that way. Unlike her childhood, it’s safe. Predictable. And her husband and son love her almost as fiercely as she loves them. But Veth’s cozy existence is turned on its head when she and her family are captured by raiders. In order to save them, Veth will commit an atrocity that will sever her from all that she loves––maybe forever––and lead her to become Nott the Brave of the Mighty Nein. Celebrated writer Sam Maggs (Captain Marvel, The Unstoppable Wasp) is joined by Critical Role cast members Matthew Mercer and Sam Riegel, with the expert art of William Kirkby (Rat Queens) and colors by Eren Angliolini (Justice League: Last Ride), with letters from Ariana Maher (Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins) for a heartbreaking look at a halfling’s end and a goblin’s beginning.

Author : Shelley Sackier
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2019-02-05
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780062453495

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The Antidote by Shelley Sackier Pdf

From the author of The Freemason’s Daughter comes a lush romantic fantasy perfect for fans of Everless! In the world of healers, there is no room for magic. Fee knows this, just as certainly as she knows that her magic must be kept secret. But the crown prince Xavi, Fee’s best friend and only source of comfort, is sick. So sick, that Fee can barely contain the magic lying dormant inside her. She could use it, just a little, to heal him. But magic comes at a deadly cost—and attracts those who would seek to snuff it out forever. A wisp of a spell later, Fee finds herself caught in a whirl of secret motivations and dark pasts, where no one is who—or what—they appear to be. And saving her best friend means delving deeper into the tempting and treacherous world whose call she’s long resisted—uncovering a secret that will change everything. Laini Taylor meets Sara Holland in this lavish fantasy from lauded historical romance author Shelley Sackier!

Author : Viz,Viz Magazine
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : English language
ISBN : 1907232907

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Roger's Profanisaurus by Viz,Viz Magazine Pdf

From the playground to the boardroom, this lexicon of bad language makes, arguably, a more important contribution to the everyday vocabulary of the British Isles than the Oxford dictionary. Now, with over 10,000 entries, this edition features the latest in expletives, sexual obscenities and lavatorial euphemisms.

Author : Marie Borroff
Publisher : Yale University Press
Page : 296 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2003-01-01
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 0300096127

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Traditions and Renewals by Marie Borroff Pdf

Marie Borroff is a literary critic, poet and philologist as well as mediaevalist, with a particular interest in the powers and effects of poetic language. In this collection of essays she explores problems of central importance in the poetry of Chaucer and his nameless contemporary, the Gawain - or Pearl - poet. The work should be useful in the study of late-Middle English literature.

Author : Muhammad M. Al-Akili
Publisher : Pearl Publishing House (PA)
Page : 566 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 1992
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : IND:30000029834474

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Ibn Seerïn's Dictionary of Dreams According to Islãmic Inner Traditions by Muhammad M. Al-Akili Pdf

Author : Roger Mellie
Publisher : Macmillan Pub Limited
Page : 247 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0752215078

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Roger's Profanisaurus by Roger Mellie Pdf

No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'? Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'? Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break? You need Roger's Profanisaurus - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children). Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words. New vastly expanded edition. Completely revised and updated. An entertaining glossary of vulgarity, expletives, colourful obscenity and downright filth; Ideal for use in the home and office

Author : Riccardo Zipoli
Publisher : Leiden University Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2015
Category : LANGUAGE ARTS & DISCIPLINES
ISBN : 9087282273

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Irreverent Persia by Riccardo Zipoli Pdf

Poetry expressing criticism of social, political and cultural life is a vital integral part of Persian literary history. Its principal genres - invective, satire and burlesque - have been very popular with authors in every age. Despite the rich uninterrupted tradition, such texts have been little studied and rarely translated. Their irreverent tones range from subtle irony to crude direct insults, at times involving the use of outrageous and obscene terms. This anthology includes both major and minor poets from the origins of Persian poetry (10th century) up to the age of Jâmi (15th century), traditionally considered the last great classical Persian poet. In addition to their historical and linguistic interest, many of these poems deserve to be read for their technical and aesthetic accomplishments, setting them among the masterpieces of Persian literature.

Author : Tobias Smollett
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 250 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 1819
Category : Electronic
ISBN : BL:A0026776291

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The Expedition of Humphry Clinker by Tobias Smollett Pdf

Author : Charles Stross
Publisher : Tordotcom
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250267016

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Dead Lies Dreaming by Charles Stross Pdf

When magic and superpowers emerge in the masses, Wendy Deere is contracted by the government to bag and snag supervillains in Hugo Award-winning author Charles Stross' Dead Lies Dreaming: A Laundry Files Novel. As Wendy hunts down Imp—the cyberpunk head of a band calling themselves “The Lost Boys”— she is dragged into the schemes of louche billionaire Rupert de Montfort Bigge. Rupert has discovered that the sole surviving copy of the long-lost concordance to the one true Necronomicon is up for underground auction in London. He hires Imp’s sister, Eve, to procure it by any means necessary, and in the process, he encounters Wendy Deere. In a tale of corruption, assassination, thievery, and magic, Wendy Deere must navigate rotting mansions that lead to distant pasts, evil tycoons, corrupt government officials, lethal curses, and her own moral qualms in order to make it out of this chase alive. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Walter S. Gibson
Publisher : Univ of California Press
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2006-02
Category : Art
ISBN : 9780520245211

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Pieter Bruegel and the Art of Laughter by Walter S. Gibson Pdf

In this delightfully engaging book, Walter S. Gibson takes a new look at Bruegel, arguing that the artist was no erudite philosopher, but a man very much in the world, and that a significant part of his art is best appreciated in the context of humour.