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Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame

Andy Herald
Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Book PDF

Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2021-04-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781681888064

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Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Hugh Murmie
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Dad Jokes

Editors of Portable Press
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad Jokes by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377

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Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1788401026

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Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Bad Dad Jokes

Willow Creek Press
Bad Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Willow Creek Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 1682348334

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The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

Thomas Nowak
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135

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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by Thomas Nowak Pdf

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Dad Jokes for New Dads

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes for New Dads Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2020-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781728205304

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Dad Jokes for New Dads by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.

All New Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
All New Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788402033

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All New Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Ian Allen
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098

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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Pdf

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)

Editors of Cider Mill Press,
The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition Book PDF

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2024-06-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400252244

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The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) by Editors of Cider Mill Press, Pdf

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Vol. 2)

Abigail F. Brown
World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 Book PDF

Author : Abigail F. Brown
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781604339024

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World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Vol. 2) by Abigail F. Brown Pdf

Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.

The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3

Lisa Swerling,Ralph Lazar
The World s Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3 Book PDF

Author : Lisa Swerling,Ralph Lazar
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 215 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-29
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781524859374

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The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3 by Lisa Swerling,Ralph Lazar Pdf

This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Gordon Hideaki Nagai
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai Pdf

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Super Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Super Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 107 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2019-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781728200187

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Super Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"