The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Ian Allen
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098

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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Gordon Hideaki Nagai
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377

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The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

Dad Jokes for Kids

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes for Kids Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2020-05-05
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781728205274

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Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Hugh Murmie
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids

Hayden Fox
1000 Dad Jokes The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids Book PDF

Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2019-02-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1796685852

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1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids by Hayden Fox Pdf

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**

Stop the Dad Jokes!

Adrian Beck
Stop the Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Adrian Beck
Publisher : Random House Australia
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2021-07-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781761043086

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Stop the Dad Jokes! by Adrian Beck Pdf

A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Dad Jokes for New Dads

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes for New Dads Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2020-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781728205304

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Dad Jokes for New Dads by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.

Dad Jokes For Kids

Hayden Fox
Dad Jokes For Kids Book PDF

Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2020-06-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798652099244

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Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

The Inappropriate Baby Book

Jennifer Stinson
The Inappropriate Baby Book Book PDF

Author : Jennifer Stinson
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2002-09-02
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0740727230

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A real book for real parents, this title offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly "non"-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience.

Dad Jokes

Editors of Portable Press
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad Jokes by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Dad Jokes

Fanton Publishers
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Fanton Publishers
Publisher : Antony Mwau
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2019-01-06
Category : Art
ISBN : 195173727X

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Dad Jokes by Fanton Publishers Pdf

Strengthen the bond you have with your kids with the weird, corny and dorky jokes and puns in this book! If you are looking for a way to spice up your relationship with your kids, then this book has got you covered with its over 600 jokes and puns that will leave your kids (of different ages) laughing, grinning, confused and looking forward for more. With the collection of dad jokes in this book, you can be sure that you won't be short of options! For easy reading, I have categorized the jokes into different categories so you can be sure to find jokes that are appropriate for different situations. More precisely, you will find: Every day, typical and most random dad jokes Dorkiest dad jokes/pun Holiday dad jokes and pun Weirdest and worst jokes and pun by dads Over the top dad jokes Utterly embarrassing pun and jokes by dads And much, much more!

151 Dad Jokes

I Rolle King
151 Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : I Rolle King
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798607263119

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Help DAD expand his collection of cheesy, corny, terribly good jokes that will make the whole family laugh and cringe with this fully illustrated collection of the world's best (and worst!) punny dad jokes. This very embarrassing book of the ultimate, really good dad jokes makes a great gift for dad, granddad, or soon to be dad on Father's Day, Christmas Day, birthdays, or any day! With 151 good clean dad jokes, it's full of new jokes, classic old jokes, one-line puns, knee-slappers, and much more! Features 127 pages 6 x 9 inches Soft cover Give the whole family a dose of really funny dad jokes!

All New Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
All New Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788402033

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All New Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

Dad Jokes For Dads Who Desperately Need To Tell Better Jokes

Joke Stache
Dad Jokes For Dads Who Desperately Need To Tell Better Jokes Book PDF

Author : Joke Stache
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 78 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2021
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798588850834

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Dad Jokes For Dads Who Desperately Need To Tell Better Jokes by Joke Stache Pdf

Great for every dad who tells bad cringy jokes and would love to improve his jokes vocabulary, Dad jokes are great for almost every occasion.. They are cringy, they are slightly embarrassing but most importantly they come from your dad which makes them somewhat funny. Funny dad gift that is both entertaining and punny to give for a father who wants to improve his dad jokes game.. Hilariously bad yet brilliant puns and jokes that will attract alot of cringes and eye rolls. - 156 funny, punny, cringy jokes - Family friendly jokes - Lot's of laughs and eye rolls are guaranteed