Best Old Folks Jokes Ever

Author : Midealuck Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2023-11-12
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 1304917843

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Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever by Midealuck Publishing Pdf

An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Jones, you're in great shape," said the doctor. "How do you do it?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me." Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Jones in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said. "I don't think that's anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing into the fridge at night." Good stories and funny jokes never go away. However, times have changed, and when someone smiles at you, it doesn't have to be pity, but it probably is. Why not march towards the sunset, and have a little fun along the way, whether it's with grandma in bed (pun intended) or with a funny book. The Doctor said a lot of nonsense, but he was probably right in saying that laughter is the best medicine. So why not chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older, a little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.

Author : Chantelle Grace
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2021-07-06
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781424562916

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Best Old Folks Jokes Ever by Chantelle Grace Pdf

I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it will come back to me. Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it’s not really funny because, quite honestly, you don’t know if your neck will ever work properly again). When you need to find humor in the not-so marvelous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That’s literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.

Author : Publications International Ltd. Staff
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2010-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1450817173

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Old Jokes for Old Folks by Publications International Ltd. Staff Pdf

A book of jokes, quips, puns, riddles, quotes, and humorous asides that helps the aging process get just a little bit easier. Written by our terrific team of comedy writers, filled with amusing new jokes and all-time classics. Delightful illustrations complement the text, adding an extra dimension to the hilarity

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780736934954

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Jolly Jokes for Older Folks by Bob Phillips Pdf

Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.

Author : Martha Bolton
Publisher : Broadstreet Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2018-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1424557771

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Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks by Martha Bolton Pdf

"Seniors will enjoy hilarious jokes and silly puns about aging, retirement, grandkids, driving, health, smartphones, and other relatable topics."--Amazon.com.

Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 172 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2019-12-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1674932979

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Joke Book for Seniors by Juicy Quotes Pdf

This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!

Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1543988776

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The Best Joke Book Ever by Wayne Brindle Pdf

If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440583094

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The Best Joke Book (Period) by William Donohue Pdf

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Author : Tal D. Bonham,Jack Gulledge
Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Aged
ISBN : 0805463658

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The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes by Tal D. Bonham,Jack Gulledge Pdf

For speakers, preachers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, this series is a treasure! All jokes are conveniently listed by subject for quick reference and preparation on the run.

Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2016-10-25
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781501150791

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Die Laughing by William Novak Pdf

From the co-creator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a laugh-out-loud collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more, making this the perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2014-08-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781629142951

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Gut Busters and Belly Laughs by Steven D. Price Pdf

Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 1996
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0883659670

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The World's All-Time Best Collection of Good Clean Jokes by Bob Phillips Pdf

A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2013-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780736948500

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The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes by Bob Phillips Pdf

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

Author : Jacob Maxwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2022-11-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1649920482

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The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes by Jacob Maxwell Pdf