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Bus Ride Reading Humor,

Author : Gene Poore
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 282 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2014-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781460237564

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Bus Ride Reading Humor, by Gene Poore Pdf

Bus Ride Reading brings to light the often humorous, sometimes tender, and persistently inquisitive qualities that make us fallibly, spiritual and wonderfully human. This is a quirky collection of short stories, poems, and essays which highlight the author's entertainingly off-beat sense of humor, insight, and talent with words. On topics ranging from day to day living to some of life's biggest philosophical questions, the author shares his thoughts, experiences, and imagination in a series of easily digestible pieces. Readers will be both amused and encouraged to think about their own perspectives on the issues presented.

Hey, I'm Marty. I Drive the Bus! Book II

Author : Martin Molinaro
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 154 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781452063690

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Hey, I'm Marty. I Drive the Bus! Book II by Martin Molinaro Pdf

Marty is a Professional Bus / Shuttle Driver and has been driving for many years. His occupation is one that puts him up front and personal with a special sector of our society; Bus Passengers. Over the years he has accumulated an assortment of short stories while driving a city transit bus; he wishes to share these stories with you. Many of these stories are serious while others are mind boggling, hilarious or just make you say, "Oh my gosh; what were they thinking." He has written this book using the following parameters: there are no swear words in this book (He doesn't need to use profanity to get his point across); he does not identify any ethnic backgrounds of the people in his stories (Marty wants people to view people without prejudice and bias) and lastly he was honest and told the truth to the best of his ability (By doing this he has found out that people don't like the truth and will go to extremes to avoid it.) Marty's' writings are unique because he writes like he talks. He does this so that he can relate to anybody who has ever told a story. The stories that he tells are inspirational, motivational and humorous. He has become a Master Story Teller and shares his stories with all who will listen. So get on board; Put your fare in the box; Grab a seat and be prepared for the ride of your life! "HEY, I'M MARTY. I DRIVE THE BUS!" BOOK I is currently being sold worldwide.

The Bus on Thursday

Author : Shirley Barrett
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2018-09-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781760637354

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The Bus on Thursday by Shirley Barrett Pdf

That's when I literally had thoughts of becoming a nun, because I thought, Well, I'm never going to have sex again. If I become a nun, I would at least have somewhere to live. It wasn't just the bad break-up that caused Eleanor's life to unravel. It was the cancer. And the demons that came with it. Freshly single and thoroughly traumatised from the ordeals of breast cancer, Eleanor Mellett starts a new job as a teacher in a remote mountain hamlet. It's certainly peaceful enough, almost too peaceful. But what's become of the previous teacher, the saintly Miss Barker, who has disappeared abruptly under mysterious circumstances? And what's with all those locks on the door? And what the hell is that bus doing idling outside her house late, late at night? Bridget Jones meets The Exorcist in Twin Peaks. Darkly funny, deeply unsettling and surprisingly poignant, Shirley Barrett's The Bus on Thursday is a strange and wild ride for all fans of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, David Lynch and Stephen King.

Adventures of Mr. Bill

Author : Bill Parrish
Publisher : Bill Parrish
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0979914507

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Adventures of Mr. Bill is a compilation of some of the funnier incidents experienced by the author as a school bus driver for the K-12 crowd. Mr. Bill discovered that opportunities for humor abound when in the presence of the younger generation.

Reading with Babies, Toddlers and Twos

Author : Susan Straub,KJ Dell’Antonia
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2013-05-07
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781402278174

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Reading with Babies, Toddlers and Twos by Susan Straub,KJ Dell’Antonia Pdf

It's never too early—or too late—to start sharing books with your baby! Reading is one of the first activities you can enjoy with your child, and Reading with Babies, Toddlers, and Twos gets you started. Instill a love for reading early by answering questions such as: Which books will a newborn baby enjoy? ?What do you buy after you've read Goodnight Moon? ?Are eBooks and apps appropriate for young children? Can I make up a story to tell my child? What are the best collections of fairy tales, fables, and other classic stories? A parenting resource to help with early learning and literacy, Straub, Dell'Antonia, and Payne use their decades of experience as parents, book reviewers, and children's librarians to bring you the very best in children's books, so you'll never run out of ideas for reading with your baby. "An accessible and enjoyable guide...this book is a 'go-to' resource."—Traci Lester, executive director, Reach Out and Read of Greater New York

Bus! Stop!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018-03-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780425288795

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Bus! Stop! by Anonim Pdf

Few words are needed in this inventive and fun transportation adventure! "Bus! Stop!" a boy yells, as his bus pulls away one early morning. He must wait for the next bus. But the next one does NOT look like his bus at all. And neither does the next one, or the next. At first, the boy is annoyed. Then he is puzzled. Then intrigued. The other buses look much more interesting than his bus. Maybe he should try a different bus after all, and he's glad he does! Here is a book with few words and delightful illustrations that shows very young children that trying something a little different can be a lot of fun.

The Frightful Ride of Michael McMichael

Author : Bonny Becker
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2018-07-10
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780763681500

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The Frightful Ride of Michael McMichael by Bonny Becker Pdf

Bonny Becker and Mark Fearing join forces for a deliciously spooky story — with a twist ending that’ll leave readers hungry for more. When the Thirteen bus pulls up one dreary, stormy evening, something about it doesn’t seem quite right. The driver grins down with a mouthful of long, white teeth, and there’s barely any room to sit, but Michael McMichael is bringing his gran something very dear, so he gets on board despite his misgivings. But as they travel on and the rest of the passengers get off, Michael realizes there’s nothing normal about this bus — and the driver is getting creepier by the minute. Best-selling author Bonny Becker’s cleverly rhyming text will chill and thrill readers alongside Mark Fearing’s wonderfully funny illustrations, making this book perfect for Halloween story times — and lovers of things that go bump in the night.

Going Places

Author : Robert Burgin
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 605 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2013-01-08
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781610693851

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Going Places by Robert Burgin Pdf

Successfully navigate the rich world of travel narratives and identify fiction and nonfiction read-alikes with this detailed and expertly constructed guide. Just as savvy travelers make use of guidebooks to help navigate the hundreds of countries around the globe, smart librarians need a guidebook that makes sense of the world of travel narratives. Going Places: A Reader's Guide to Travel Narratives meets that demand, helping librarians assist patrons in finding the nonfiction books that most interest them. It will also serve to help users better understand the genre and their own reading interests. The book examines the subgenres of the travel narrative genre in its seven chapters, categorizing and describing approximately 600 titles according to genres and broad reading interests, and identifying hundreds of other fiction and nonfiction titles as read-alikes and related reads by shared key topics. The author has also identified award-winning titles and spotlighted further resources on travel lit, making this work an ideal guide for readers' advisors as well a book general readers will enjoy browsing.

Bugs on the Bus

Author : Paul Orshoski,D. J. Panec
Publisher : We Read Phonics - Level 2 (Qua
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1601153260

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Bugs on the Bus by Paul Orshoski,D. J. Panec Pdf

We Read Phonics makes it easy for parents to help their children improve phonics skills and read a decodable story. Each book combines a fun story with simple games for phonics and sight words. Bugs on the Bus - Jack is bringing a jar of bugs to school. Unfortunately, the jar breaks on the bus and all the bugs escape! The result is a very wild ride in this story filled with lots of humor and lots of flying bugs! LEVEL 2 - 90-110 word count, adds short "e", short "o", and short "u"

The Short Bus

Author : Jonathan Mooney
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2008-05-27
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0805088040

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The Short Bus by Jonathan Mooney Pdf

Labeled "dyslexic and profoundly learning disabled with attention and behavior problems," Jonathan Mooney was a short bus rider--a derogatory term used for kids in special education and a distinction that told the world he wasn't "normal." Along with other kids with special challenges, he grew up hearing himself denigrated daily. Ultimately, Mooney surprised skeptics by graduating with honors from Brown University. But he could never escape his past, so he hit the road. To free himself and to learn how others had moved beyond labels, he bought his own short bus and set out cross-country, looking for kids who had dreamed up magical, beautiful ways to overcome the obstacles that separated them from the so-called normal world.--From publisher description.

Sight-Reading for the Contemporary Guitarist

Author : Tom Dempsey
Publisher : Alfred Music
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2005-05-03
Category : Music
ISBN : 1457420031

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Sight-Reading for the Contemporary Guitarist by Tom Dempsey Pdf

Using this innovative approach developed by Tom Dempsey will make sight-reading second nature. Start right away with cold-reading exercises that focus on each single string, and soon you'll explore harmonic and rhythmic patterns, multi-position reading, odd time signatures, chord charts, and more. Uniquely organized by key with fingerings for all major scales, this book explores beyond reading basic standard music notation and gives you the power to play whatever you see.

Best Books for Kids Who (Think They) Hate to Read

Author : Laura Backes
Publisher : Crown
Page : 401 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2012-01-04
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780307809179

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Best Books for Kids Who (Think They) Hate to Read by Laura Backes Pdf

Get Your Child Hooked on Books! Reading can become a favorite part of any child's life—even children who think they hate to read. And, with the help of this unique book, it's easy to put your reluctant reader on the path to becoming an enthusiastic reader. Inside are 125 books that are certain to ignite your child's interest in reading. You'll find a variety of titles with real kid appeal—the best of the best for children of all reading levels. These books will captivate your child's interest and create a passion you never thought possible. So, for the love of reading and your child, come inside, explore all 125 books, and discover: ·Complete descriptions and synopses ·The appeal of each book to reluctant readers ·Suggested audience and reading levels ·Recommended readings if your child enjoys a particular book ·And much, much more! By developing a love of reading and an emotional connection to books and ideas, your child can develop and maintain a high level of interest in reading—and get a head start on life. "An excellent resource for parents and educators interested in promoting literacy among children, with practical tips on how to make reading a fun, educational, and rewarding experience for children of all ages." —Stephen Green, Ph.D., child development specialist, Texas A&M University

Nimoshom and His Bus

Author : Penny M. Thomas
Publisher : Portage & Main Press
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2017-12-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781553797333

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Nimoshom and His Bus by Penny M. Thomas Pdf

In this warm and joyful picture book highly recommended by Debbie Reese, children learn Cree from Nimoshom, their school bus driver. Based on the author’s memories of her grandfather, Nimoshom is not your average bus driver. He loves to drive the school bus, tell silly stories, and share his language with the kids who ride his bus. Nimoshom and His Bus introduces readers to common Cree words and phrases alongside the common childhood experience of riding the school bus. A Cree word list is included in the back of the book.

National Chrome

Author : Jean Kazmierczak
Publisher : Publishamerica Incorporated
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2007-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1424178835

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National Chrome by Jean Kazmierczak Pdf

The interior of a school bus is a world of its own. This book of humorous short stories opens the window to this world. Parents will enjoy reading this book to their young children and all school bus drivers will respond by saying, aHey, that happened to me!a If you can appreciate a profession where no two days are ever exactly the same, then you should become a school bus driver. The diverse personalities of as many as seventy-two young passengers seated behind you can create both challenging and rewarding situations. At the same time you also have to safely drive that big yellow bus. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I have enjoyed writing it.

Funny Things I Heard at the Bus Stop

Author : Angela Giroux
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 252 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2014-02-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1495367665

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Funny Things I Heard at the Bus Stop by Angela Giroux Pdf

Funny Things I Heard at the Bus Stop: Volume 1 became a #1 Best Seller in the short story collections category in February 2012 with funny stories for pre-teens. Then Volume 2 was published that had stories for younger kids. Along the way, Globlins in the Garden was published as a separate book. After Volume 3 came out with six more stories for all ages, there were now sixteen stories over all three volumes. Now, I've combined all 4 volumes into one BIG story book! The Complete Collection has 16 stories in it and so no matter if you have younger kids not in school yet, or elementary schoolers that are looking for something whimsical and fun to read for their school reading, or at bedtime (or something that YOU can read to them at bedtime), this volume has it all! The stories in this collection should ignite the imagination of any child (and parent) and are wonderful for bedtime - or any time! Come along on our magical journey and experience the whimsical and fantastical with your children.