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Crap

Author : Wendy A. Woloson
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
Page : 405 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2020-10-05
Category : History
ISBN : 9780226664491

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Crap by Wendy A. Woloson Pdf

Crap. We all have it. Filling drawers. Overflowing bins and baskets. Proudly displayed or stuffed in boxes in basements and garages. Big and small. Metal, fabric, and a whole lot of plastic. So much crap. Abundant cheap stuff is about as American as it gets. And it turns out these seemingly unimportant consumer goods offer unique insights into ourselves—our values and our desires. In Crap: A History of Cheap Stuff in America, Wendy A. Woloson takes seriously the history of objects that are often cynically-made and easy to dismiss: things not made to last; things we don't really need; things we often don't even really want. Woloson does not mock these ordinary, everyday possessions but seeks to understand them as a way to understand aspects of ourselves, socially, culturally, and economically: Why do we—as individuals and as a culture—possess these things? Where do they come from? Why do we want them? And what is the true cost of owning them? Woloson tells the history of crap from the late eighteenth century up through today, exploring its many categories: gadgets, knickknacks, novelty goods, mass-produced collectibles, giftware, variety store merchandise. As Woloson shows, not all crap is crappy in the same way—bric-a-brac is crappy in a different way from, say, advertising giveaways, which are differently crappy from commemorative plates. Taking on the full brilliant and depressing array of crappy material goods, the book explores the overlooked corners of the American market and mindset, revealing the complexity of our relationship with commodity culture over time. By studying crap rather than finely made material objects, Woloson shows us a new way to truly understand ourselves, our national character, and our collective psyche. For all its problems, and despite its disposability, our crap is us.

Crap

Author : Erin E. Conley,Karen Macklin,Jake Miller
Publisher : Zest Books
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2009-04-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780979017353

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Crap by Erin E. Conley,Karen Macklin,Jake Miller Pdf

Crap teaches which types of crap are useful (and which aren't), how to avoid crap when possible, deal with it when it can’t be avoided, and how you can flush it out of your life. You'll learn how to break the crap-cycle once and for all with quotes from noted crap-coping experts like Homer Simpson and Kurt Vonnegut, and even get a few little-known biological and scientific facts about--yeah, you guessed it--literal crap.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2015-06-16
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781501122996

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Oh Crap! Potty Training by Jamie Glowacki Pdf

From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Crap Taxidermy

Author : Kat Su
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781607748205

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Crap Taxidermy by Kat Su Pdf

A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY "Stuff Your Own Mouse" lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you'll ever see.

The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness

Author : Sean Tejaratchi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 544 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2019-10-31
Category : Anxiety in art
ISBN : 1627310851

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The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness by Sean Tejaratchi Pdf

Unhappiness stalks us all, from that first painful slap in the delivery room to the final sorrow of a graveside service. Rather than attempt to alleviate or rise above life's trauma, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness instead enthusiastically catalogues popular culture s attempts to illustrate, channel and finally exploit our anxieties. Between a brief introduction and the end credits, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness is pure vintage 20th century imagery, carefully collected from old catalogues, advertising, obscure books, and found ephemera.

Crap Lyrics

Author : Johnny Sharp
Publisher : Anova Books
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2009-05-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1906032599

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Crap Lyrics by Johnny Sharp Pdf

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Predicting the Next Decision From the Dice in an Casino Crap Game

Author : Joe Newton
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2024-01-04
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9798887937724

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Predicting the Next Decision From the Dice in an Casino Crap Game by Joe Newton Pdf

Nobody knows craps like "Mr. Joe." In this groundbreaking book, he shows you how to walk away from a crap table a winner. His knowledge about the random numbers game we call craps is astonishing.

Crap

Author : Terry Arthur
Publisher : Bloomsbury Continuum
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Humor
ISBN : IND:30000124203294

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Crap by Terry Arthur Pdf

An essential read for anyone who has ever questioned the purpose and spin of bureaucrats and politicians in Britain today. This completely new edition of Terry Arthur's 95 Per Cent is Crap is as humorous and insightful as ever.

The Crap Chronicles

Author : Rod Zchitski
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2005-06-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781456725471

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The Crap Chronicles by Rod Zchitski Pdf

A ''...Day in the life'' or should I say a ''...Shit in the day'' of our writer, the book chronicles the days events into a succsinct package. These are slice of life ''snippets'', while performing the duty on the throne, that the author has accumulated over the years. Some are more poignant than others, some are cruel, some are sweet while others are vicious, while all are nasty to begin with anyway, ha ha! But they''re almost always funny! Some have a political undertone while others are specific to the job in hand or should I say, more precisely, the job on the bowl. A subtitle used in these ''e-mails from the edge'' on almost every page is SOS., very apropos, don''t you agree?

Crap Cars

Author : Richard Porter
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2005-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781582346380

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Crap Cars by Richard Porter Pdf

Offers a window into the vanity and silliness of almost every decade as expressed by the ultimate status symbol of the car, showcasing the cheapest, tackiest, and most mechanically inept vehicles built from the 1960s to the 1990s.

Crap at My Parents' House

Author : Joel Dovev
Publisher : ABRAMS
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2011-09-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781613121849

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Crap at My Parents' House by Joel Dovev Pdf

An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.

Who Writes This Crap?

Author : Joel Stickley,Luke Wright
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2008-08-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780141920818

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Who Writes This Crap? by Joel Stickley,Luke Wright Pdf

Do you ever wonder who's responsible for the rubbish that you read every day? In Who Writes this Crap, Stickley and Wright take the most ridiculous examples of junk mail, packaging, emails and advertising and rewrite them in side-splitting new ways. Whether it’s a smoothie label, a newspaper headline or an unsolicited email from a Nigerian prince, this fun and irreverent satire will change the way you read forever.

Diary of a Crap Housewife

Author : Jessica Rowe
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2019-04-01
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781760870959

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Diary of a Crap Housewife by Jessica Rowe Pdf

Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels of the household do fall off? 'Warning: this ain't no recipe book! But Jess's real, raw and often roaringly funny tales will nourish your soul. You'll devour it! And ask for seconds!' - Sarah Harris 'J-Ro's exuberance for this wonderful, sometimes messy and at times chaotic journey through life jumps joyfully out of each page. She's honest. She's disorganised. And she's got a heart of gold. Viva la Crap Housewife!' - Samantha Armytage Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off, and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels fall off? In this fabulously funny, down-to-earth book, Diary of a Crap Housewife, Jessica Rowe writes honestly about her talent (or lack thereof) for cooking, about what's really important when it comes to mothering and family, and about her many and varied views, musings and commonsense advice on other crap housewife matters. As an added bonus, there are thirteen crap housewife recipes included, from Jessica's old favourite, spag bol, to a fresh and tasty Waldorf salad, and all so simple you can't go wrong. Being a crap housewife is a badge Jessica wears with pride, and it's a title she invites other women to embrace. The idea of crap lies in the real-life messes, hiccups, disasters and bad meals that many of us dish up and deal with every day. This mum is tired of the photos of perfectly packed school lunches, posts about gourmet family dinners eaten together at the table, and tales of neat, tidy and obedient children with smoothly brushed hair. It's time to reset the bar. Make expectations realistic. Strive to be kind, loving, smart and funny. Perfection is not required. 'Jess Rowe may be a crap housewife but she is a great writer and an even better friend. And she's right: I can be a bit of a smart arse.' - Joe Hildebrand 'This woman has enriched my life. And if you read this book your life will be enriched with honesty and love too!' - Denise Drysdale

Fact Or Crap Quiz Book

Author : Imagination Entertainment Limited,Imagination International Corporation
Publisher : Imagination Entertainment Limited
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2007-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1934524034

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Fact Or Crap Quiz Book by Imagination Entertainment Limited,Imagination International Corporation Pdf

The armadillo is the only animal to suffer from leprosy: Fact or Crap? This work offers knowledge about the world we live.

Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler

Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2019-06-04
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781982109745

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Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler by Jamie Glowacki Pdf

Real-world, from-the-trenches toddler parenting advice from the author of the bestselling Oh Crap! Potty Training. Toddlers—commonly defined as children aged between two and five years old—can be a horribly misunderstood bunch. What most parents view as bad behavior is in fact just curious behavior. Toddlerdom is the age of individuation, seeking control, and above all, learning how the world works. But this misunderstanding between parents and child can lead to power struggles, tantrums, and even diminished growth and creativity. The recent push of early intellectualism coupled with a desire to “make childhood magical” has created a strange paradox—we have three-year-olds with math and Mandarin tutors who don’t know how to dress themselves and are sitting in their own poop. We are pushing the toddler mind beyond its limit but simultaneously keeping them far below their own natural capabilities. In the frank, funny, and totally authentic Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler, social worker Jamie Glowacki helps parents work through what she considers the five essential components of raising toddlers: —Engaging the toddler mind —Working with the toddler body —Understanding and dealing with the toddler behavior —Creating a good toddler environment —You, the parent Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler is about doing more with less—and bringing real childhood back from the brink of over-scheduled, over-stimulated, helicopter parenting. With her signature down-and-dirty, friend-to-friend advice, Jamie is here to help you experience the joy of parenting again and giving your child—and yourself—the freedom to let them grow at their own pace and become who they are.