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Creative Cursing by Sarah Royal,Jillian Panarese Pdf
A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation. Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.
On Cussing: Bad Words and Creative Cursing by Katherine Dunn Pdf
F uck the Fuckity Fuckin’ Fucker. Readers of Katherine Dunn won’t be surprised that this was her father’s favorite sentence, or that, as a young girl, she heard it as a kind of profane poem, a secret song. For many of us, the language of Geek Love carries a similar staying power, born of Dunn’s agile use of language and her strange, beautiful diction. And as a true exegete of the expletive, she remained undividedly devoted to obscenity—both as scholar and practitioner. In On Cussing, Dunn sketches a brief history of swear words and creates something of a field guide to their types and usages, from the common threat (“I’ll squash you like a shithouse mouse”) to the portmanteau intensifier (“Fan-fucking-tastic”). But she also explores their physiology—the physical impact on the reader or listener—and makes an argument for how and when to cuss with maximum effect. Equal parts informative and hilarious, this volume will delight Dunn’s legion of fans, but it’s also a must-have for anyone looking to more successfully wield their expletives, be it in writing or in everyday speech.
In the vein of The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat comes a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language. Did you know that chimpanzees can swear? Or that we do most of our swearing in our first language? Have you ever noticed that swearing is an excellent painkiller? In delightfully fun and accessible language, backed by riveting historical case studies and the latest cutting-edge research, Dr. Emma Byrne explores the science behind swearing and why bad language might actually be good for us. Swearing, it turns out, is socially and emotionally essential. Not only has some form of swearing been around since the earliest humans began to communicate, but it has been shown to reduce physical pain, prevent violence, help stroke victims recover their language, and help people work together as a team. Swearing Is Good For You is a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language.
Have we always "sworn like sailors"? Has creative cursing developed because we can't just slug people when they make us angry? And if such verbal aggression is universal, why is it that some languages (Japanese, for instance) supposedly do not contain any nasty words? Throughout the twentieth century there seems to have been a dramatic escalation in the use and acceptance of offensive language in English, both verbally and in print. Today it seems almost commonplace to hear the "f" word in casual conversation, and even on television. Just how have we become such a bunch of cursers and what does it tell us about our language and ourselves? In Expletive Deleted, linguist Ruth Wajnryb offers an entertaining yet thoroughly researched, lighthearted look at this development, seeking to reveal the etymologies of various terms and discover how what was once considered unfit-for-company argot has become standard fare. Wajnryb steps outside the confines of English in her search for answers, exploring whether offensive words in English are mirrored in other languages and examining cultural differences in the usage of dirty words. For instance, why is it that in some languages you can get away with intimating that a person and his camel are more than just good friends, while pouring scorn on a mother's morals guarantees you a seat on the next flight out? An amusing and idiosyncratic look at the power of words to shock, offend, insult, amuse, exaggerate, let off steam, establish relationships, and communicate deep-felt emotions, Expletive Deleted is a must-read for anyone who loves language -- or has ever stubbed a toe.
T's Big Book of Cuss Word Alternatives by T. Cathers-Mitchell Pdf
This book is for all you motherfathers in need of creative ways to avoid swearing. Whether you are at work, or around children, this book will give you a plethora of fun ways to express yourself without cussing.
A New York Times bestseller One of the preeminent linguists of our time examines the realms of language that are considered shocking and taboo in order to understand what imbues curse words with such power--and why we love them so much. Profanity has always been a deliciously vibrant part of our lexicon, an integral part of being human. In fact, our ability to curse comes from a different part of the brain than other parts of speech--the urgency with which we say "f&*k!" is instead related to the instinct that tells us to flee from danger. Language evolves with time, and so does what we consider profane or unspeakable. Nine Nasty Words is a rollicking examination of profanity, explored from every angle: historical, sociological, political, linguistic. In a particularly coarse moment, when the public discourse is shaped in part by once-shocking words, nothing could be timelier.
The bestselling author of The Martian returns with an irresistible new near-future thriller—a heist story set on the moon. Jasmine Bashara never signed up to be a hero. She just wanted to get rich. Not crazy, eccentric-billionaire rich, like many of the visitors to her hometown of Artemis, humanity’s first and only lunar colony. Just rich enough to move out of her coffin-sized apartment and eat something better than flavored algae. Rich enough to pay off a debt she’s owed for a long time. So when a chance at a huge score finally comes her way, Jazz can’t say no. Sure, it requires her to graduate from small-time smuggler to full-on criminal mastermind. And it calls for a particular combination of cunning, technical skills, and large explosions—not to mention sheer brazen swagger. But Jazz has never run into a challenge her intellect can’t handle, and she figures she’s got the ‘swagger’ part down. The trouble is, engineering the perfect crime is just the start of Jazz’s problems. Because her little heist is about to land her in the middle of a conspiracy for control of Artemis itself. Trapped between competing forces, pursued by a killer and the law alike, even Jazz has to admit she’s in way over her head. She’ll have to hatch a truly spectacular scheme to have a chance at staying alive and saving her city. Jazz is no hero, but she is a very good criminal. That’ll have to do. Propelled by its heroine’s wisecracking voice, set in a city that’s at once stunningly imagined and intimately familiar, and brimming over with clever problem-solving and heist-y fun, Artemis is another irresistible brew of science, suspense, and humor from #1 bestselling author Andy Weir.
Swearing Coloring Book for Adults by Swearing Coloring Swearing Coloring Book for Adults Pdf
Stress-Relieving Sweary Coloring Book Get FREE BONUS pages at www.fckyeahcoloring.com and preview the book! Do you have an annoyingly loud neighbor? Coworkers who don't know theirshit? Or a boss you really want to stick your middle finger to? Let it all out with this wonderful sweary coloring book! Designed for your swearing relaxation, this coloring book is filledwith classic swears such as "SHIT", "Fuck Face" and "Asshole" These naughty words are surrounded by beautiful flowers and fairies forhilarious contrast. Grab Your Copy Now to Blow Off Steam and Restore Your Peace of MindImmediately! Here's what you're going to get from this unbelievable book: 25 swear words perfect for your boss...or someone else! Carefully prepared by 2 Professional Art Studios! Printed and Published by Amazon and its printing house! Special, one-time promotion price: ONLY $5.38 instead of$14.99! Includes Free Bonus Pages inside: www.fckyeahcoloring.com Here are the swear words in this badass swearing book: Asshole Dickhead Douchewaffle Fuck You Cunt Licker Asswad Son of a Bitch Bullshit Cock Muncher Bitch Ass Jacker Fuck Face Bastard Nut Wanker Fuck This Shit! Fart Lord Jizz Harder Douchebag Motherfucker Shitface Tramp Biscuit Earwax Zombie Shit Fuckwit Every page is designed to help you relax, contrasting disgusting swearsand sayings with a beautiful menagerie of sweet animals, fairies andflowers. Simply choose your favorite coloring tools and start with theillustration that moves you! Order Now to begin your sweary journey!
Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant by Sarah Royal,Jillian Hofer Pdf
A Shakespearean insult generator that creates tart-tongued and totally humorous bawdy combinations and clever comebacks. Some occasions call for foul language, but why resort to the common F-word? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . . Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including: Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece! Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut! Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom! Thou Churlish Dull-Eyed Hag And more!
Creative Cussin' (The Redneck Edition) by Sarah Royal,Jillian Panarese Pdf
This "Creative Cursing" follow-up is a redneck-inspired curse-word generator of creative swearing and fun verbal abuse. Turn to any two pages at random in the one-of-a-kind novelty flip book format for a fresh new insult.
I Wish People Would Just Fuck Off by Curse Crew Press Pdf
A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!
"Written as a satire on the comic devices cartoonists use, [this] book quickly became a textbook for art students. Walker researched cartoons around the world to collect this international set of cartoon symbols. The names he invented for them now appear in dictionaries."--Page 4 of cover
REALLY BAD ADULT COLORING BOOK - EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE Cursing is something everyone does, but not everyone is using the same cuss words. Some are more vulgar and creative than others... while some people like to go a different direction and go with clean and less offensive curse words. We say, screw that! If you want a collection of some of the most offensive swear words ever created, that is exactly what you are going to find in this color booklet that will make a lasting impression on anyone who sees it. This is a book it has over 45 individual coloring pages not only loaded with nasty curse words, but also with unique mandala designs as well. It's also important to note that each individual coloring page has a blank backside so you won't have to worry about ink or pen bleeding through. No matter if you are purchasing this book for a friend, coworker, family member or even for yourself... you are guaranteed to have a great time coloring in these pages, passing them out to friends or even leaving them around the office. Everyone will surely get a kick out of it... or at the very least be extremely offended. Some of the most popular pages within this book include: Dickhead Whore Douche Bag Slut Cock Smoker Bastard Prick and many more that we couldn't list here... Many of us have filthy mouthes, but we are sure you've never said or even heard some of the horrible cuss words found inside this book. This coloring booklet is a can't miss and will quickly go viral among your friends, family and co-workers -- if you dare to show it to anyone else! SIZE: 8.5x11 PAPER: Black and White Coloring Pages FEATURES: 45 Single-Sided Designs with d104 PAGES: 97 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Order your copy today!
If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish by Lita Epstein Pdf
You don’t have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks* of the world Yiddish. It’s the most colorful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck who got promoted over you? Meigulgl zol er vern in a henglaykhter, by tog zol er hengen, un by nakht zol er brenen. (He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.) That soccer mom kibitzing on her cell phone and tying up traffic? Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit keyn kinder. (She should have stones and not children.) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish is the perfect glossary of Yiddish insults and curses, from the short and sweet to the whole megillah (Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter: He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.) Complete with hundreds of the most creative insults for the putzes** and kvetchers *** of the world, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. *Idiots **More idiots ***Complainer; a pain in the tuchas**** **** One’s rear end