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Democrats do the Dumbest Things

Bill Crawford
Democrats do the Dumbest Things Book PDF

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2011-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429972580

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If you think you've heard every dumb thing they've said or done...think again! Outrageous indulgent, and downright dumb. That's right, we're talking aout the words and deeds committed by politicians, our favorite and least favorite people in the whole world. In this hilarious collections, it's he Democrats who step up to the mike, open their mouths, and insert their collective feet. Democrats do the dumbest things. Just ask any Republican who might wonder how Senator Ted Kennedy, whose legacy may have as much to do with his partying as with his party affiliation, kept his pants on long enough to serve the public. When Ted was photographed atop a twenty-two year old woman on a speed boat, a fellow senator quipped, "Well Teddy, I see you've changed your position on offshore drilling." You'll howl with laughter and wince in pain at the musguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable Democrats including Hillary Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Rev. Al B. Sharpton, Ed Koch, Gary Hart, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Jerry Brown, Lyndon Johnson, and of course, Bill Clinton. Find out the latest from presidential campaign 2000--namely what are Al Gore and local Democratic "loonies" doing to keep the "dumb hall of fame" from running out of members? Highlights include: After the Chicago Bulls won their sixth NBA championship in 1998 Vice President Al Gore gushed, "I tell you that Michael Jackson is unbelievable isn't he?" John F. Kennedy had this to say about aging: "There are two naked girls in the room, but I'm sitting here reading The Wall Street Journal. Does that mean I'm getting old?" Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry once said, "Outside of the killing, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." These funny, edgy examinations of crazy political antics are sure to be as controversial as they are entertaining. Democrats will hate them. Republicans will love them. And everyone will want to read more.

Republicans Do the Dumbest Things

Bill Crawford
Republicans Do the Dumbest Things Book PDF

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2000-05-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580631730

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Bill Crawford follows up his hit books Rock Stars do the Dumbest Things and Movie Stars do the Dumbest Things with a volume that reinforces what we've known all along - Republicans do the Dumbest Things. From George Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister to Ronald Reagan's announcement of nuclear war, Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the first book to celebrate and catalogue the hilarious heritage of the GOP. This collection includes all the misguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable GOP members, including Bob Dole, Helen Chenoweth, Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, David Duke, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Rudolph Giuliani, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Richard Nixon, and Dan Quayle. Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the perfect book for Election 2000, a funny, edgy examination of Republican antics this is sure to be as controversial as it is entertaining. Democrats will love it. Republicans will hate it. And everyone will want it.

The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said

Ted Reuter
The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said Book PDF

Author : Ted Reuter
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2005-07-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0756795052

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The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said by Ted Reuter Pdf

A collection of quotes by Democratic politicians over the past decades. For ex.: We crossed paths. Are there pictures of us dancing on a bar together? No. I don't have that,Ó Sen. John Kerry on his run-ins with George W. Bush, a Yale classmate. Being pres. is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you, & nobody's listening,Ó Bill Clinton. Flip the book over & you will find a similar collect. of quotes by Repub. For ex.: What does an actor know about politics?,Ó Ronald Reagan, criticizing Ed Asner for opposing Amer. foreign policy. You can't be pres. of the U.S. if you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial & the Civil War & all that stuff.Ó George Bush, to empl. of an insur. co. during the 1992 NH pres. primary.

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Ted Rueter
449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said Book PDF

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2009-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740789656

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449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said by Ted Rueter Pdf

Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it. --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste. According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good.; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond.

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Ted Rueter
449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said Book PDF

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2004-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740743538

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449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said by Ted Rueter Pdf

Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said and 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good."; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond. The Dems fair little better in 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated; "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people." Rueter snags them all and provides two wonderful collections of quotations that will truly go down in history.

Stupid Things Democrats Say

Political Pain Press
Stupid Things Democrats Say Book PDF

Author : Political Pain Press
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2018-12-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 179209227X

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Stupid Things Democrats Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!

185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Ted Rueter
185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said Book PDF

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 145 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2011-02-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449409425

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185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said by Ted Rueter Pdf

Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton Me: "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America." --Al Gore

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Anonim
449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said Book PDF

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Electronic
ISBN : OCLC:1091202419

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"Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." —Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good." Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Strom Thurmond.

Rock Stars Do The Dumbest Things

Margaret Moser,Bill Crawford
Rock Stars Do The Dumbest Things Book PDF

Author : Margaret Moser,Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
Page : 305 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Music
ISBN : 9781429978385

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Rock Stars Do The Dumbest Things by Margaret Moser,Bill Crawford Pdf

Aerosmith. Elvis Presley. Michael Jackson. Nine Inch Nails. Ozzy Osbourne. U2. What do all of these artists have in common? They're rich and rowdy rock 'n' roll renegades whose wild stunts, dumb quotes, and out-of-control lifestyles are featured in Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things. --Where else will you find an explanation (goodness knows, we need one) of the Spice Girls' fourteen and one-half minutes of fame straight from the mouths of babes--Baby Spice, that is? "We're like a religious cult." --Or where will you learn Izzy Stradlin's (of Guns N' Roses) deep thoughts on the virtues of vomiting out of a bus going sixty-five miles an hour? --And how live octopuses end up in a bathtub with Led Zepplin's female playmates? Whether you're a Metallica or Madonna fan, you'll get plenty of jaw-dropping facts and anecdotes, along with biographical and career highlights of over eighty-eight raunchy rock 'n' rollers. From current starts like Marilyn Manson and Courtney Love, to classic rockers like the Rolling Stones and the Eagles, Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things is proof that rock music is still crazy after all these years.

Democrats Are Dumb

Mark W. Stephens
Democrats Are Dumb Book PDF

Author : Mark W. Stephens
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 78 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2010-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1432756451

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With tongue in cheek -- but not too firmly -- the author offers a simple, but humorous review of the current political landscape and harmlessly detonates the landmines the Democratic Party has left lying around in its attempt to indoctrinate us and our children in "Socialist Think." Khrushchev said, ..".without firing a shot." To elect more Democrats was a Communist plot. Stephens, a highly decorated veteran of the Houston Police Department, takes his own witty potshots at everyone from Nancy Pelosi to Al Gore to Barack Obama himself. Barack Obama likes to say, if we're nice to terrorists...they'll just go away. In a clever, nursery rhyme-like style, he exposes the lie of global warming, deflates the Democrats' urge for larger government and even larger taxes to support it, and muses a la Ogden Nash on the effect of broken political promises. The consequences can be quite ominous when a President refuses to keep his promises. Democrats Are Dumb, A Children's Guide, is designed to open dialogue between parents and children - and anybody else, for that matter - about our current political leaders. How is it, for example, that since 2006 the Democrats have had a majority in the House and the Senate and now a Democratic president, but they've still been unable to get anything done?

The Dumbest Things Ever Said

Steven Price
The Dumbest Things Ever Said Book PDF

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781493029433

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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Ted Rueter
449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said Book PDF

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2009-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740789694

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449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said by Ted Rueter Pdf

"Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. In 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated, "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people." Rueter snags them all and provides two wonderful collections of quotations that will truly go down in history.

Too Dumb for Democracy?

David Moscrop
Too Dumb for Democracy Book PDF

Author : David Moscrop
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : POLITICAL SCIENCE
ISBN : 1773100416

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Too Dumb for Democracy? by David Moscrop Pdf

Bad decisions down to a science. D'oh-mocracy at its finest. Brexit. Trump. Ford Nation. In this timely book, David Moscrop asks why we make irrational political decisions and whether our stone-age brains can process democracy in the information age. In an era overshadowed by income inequality, environmental catastrophes, terrorism at home and abroad, and the decline of democracy, Moscrop argues that the political decision-making process has never been more important. In fact, our survival may depend on it. Drawing on both political science and psychology, Moscrop examines how our brains, our environment, the media, and institutions influence decision-making. Making good decisions is not impossible, Moscrop argues, but the psychological and political odds are sometimes stacked against us. In this readable and provocative investigation of our often-flawed decisions, Moscrop explains what's going wrong in today's political landscape and how individuals, societies, and institutions can work together to set things right.

Sh*t Politicians Say

Jesse Ventura
Sh t Politicians Say Book PDF

Author : Jesse Ventura
Publisher : Skyhorse
Page : 215 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2016-07-12
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781510714182

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Sh*t Politicians Say by Jesse Ventura Pdf

From the moment a Founding Father first asked for a vote, politicians have been saying dumb stuff. From George Washington to George Bush (both of them!) right on to present-day pundits like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, political leaders can always be counted on to say funny, exasperating, and nonsensical things, often unintentionally. In Sh*t Politicians Say, Jesse Ventura shares the most entertaining and disturbing “thoughts” from his political brethren, including these winners: “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” —Donald Trump “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” —Ronald Reagan “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger “I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” —Dan Quayle “A zebra does not change its spots.” —Al Gore “People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.” —Richard Nixon “Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.” —former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” —George W. Bush From bigoted statements to outright lies . . . flip-flopping to just TMI, Sh*t Politicians Say will provide readers with a welcome respite from the presidential campaigns.

What's the Matter with Kansas?

Thomas Frank
What s the Matter with Kansas Book PDF

Author : Thomas Frank
Publisher : Picador
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781429900324

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What's the Matter with Kansas? by Thomas Frank Pdf

One of "our most insightful social observers"* cracks the great political mystery of our time: how conservatism, once a marker of class privilege, became the creed of millions of ordinary Americans With his acclaimed wit and acuity, Thomas Frank turns his eye on what he calls the "thirty-year backlash"—the populist revolt against a supposedly liberal establishment. The high point of that backlash is the Republican Party's success in building the most unnatural of alliances: between blue-collar Midwesterners and Wall Street business interests, workers and bosses, populists and right-wingers. In asking "what 's the matter with Kansas?"—how a place famous for its radicalism became one of the most conservative states in the union—Frank, a native Kansan and onetime Republican, seeks to answer some broader American riddles: Why do so many of us vote against our economic interests? Where's the outrage at corporate manipulators? And whatever happened to middle-American progressivism? The questions are urgent as well as provocative. Frank answers them by examining pop conservatism—the bestsellers, the radio talk shows, the vicious political combat—and showing how our long culture wars have left us with an electorate far more concerned with their leaders' "values" and down-home qualities than with their stands on hard questions of policy. A brilliant analysis—and funny to boot—What's the Matter with Kansas? presents a critical assessment of who we are, while telling a remarkable story of how a group of frat boys, lawyers, and CEOs came to convince a nation that they spoke on behalf of the People. *Los Angeles Times