Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat

Author : Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2015-07-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781466865242

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Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? by Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella Pdf

The unstoppable, irreverent mother-daughter team presents a new collection of funny stories and true confessions that every woman can relate to. From identity theft to the hazards of bicycling to college reunions and eating on the beach, Lisa and Francesca tackle the quirks, absurdities, and wonders of everyday life with wit and warmth. As Lisa says, "More and more, especially in the summertime when I'm sitting on the beach, I'm learning not to sweat it. To go back to the child that I used to be. To see myself through the loving eyes of my parents. To eat on the beach. And not to worry about whether every little thing makes me look fat. In fact, not to worry at all." So put aside your worries and join Lisa and Francesca as they navigate their way through the crazy world we live in, laughing along the way.

Author : Claire Mysko,Magali Amadeï
Publisher : Health Communications, Inc.
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2009-10
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9780757307928

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Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat? by Claire Mysko,Magali Amadeï Pdf

How to deal with your raging hormones.

Author : David Weber,John Ringo
Publisher : Baen Books
Page : 279 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780743498814

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We Few by David Weber,John Ringo Pdf

Left stranded on the barbarian planet Marduk with a group of Royal Marines, Prince Roger MacClintock and his followers set out to recapture an interstellar empire from enemies who have branded Roger a traitor and outlaw.

Author : Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2010-10-26
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1429941812

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My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space by Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella Pdf

Critics and readers loved Lisa Scottoline's first collection of true-life stories, which only encouraged her—now she's back with these all-new, exciting adventures. She's farther down the road now, and the scenery has changed—ex-husbands Thing One and Thing Two are in her rear-view mirror, daughter Francesca has moved into an apartment, and Lisa's finding the silver lining in her empty nest, which has lots more room for her shoes. And some things have stayed the same—Mother Mary is still the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, who won't part with her recipe for tomato sauce or her thirty-year old bra. In this book Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets—which sound a lot like yours, if you understand that three generations of women is the formula for spontaneous combustion. Inspired by her weekly column entitled, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this is a book you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing.

Author : Lisa Scottoline
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2009-11-24
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781429968706

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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by Lisa Scottoline Pdf

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection, you'll laugh about: • Being caught braless in the emergency room • Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls • A man's most important body part • Interrupting as an art form • A religion men and women can worship • Real estate ads as porn • Spanx are public enemy number one • And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

Author : Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2016-07-12
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781466865259

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I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places by Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella Pdf

Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo.

Author : Jesse Paxon Tillson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 1896
Category : Autographs
ISBN : STANFORD:36105118260251

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The Dramatic Works of a New Author ... Individual American Sentiments by Jesse Paxon Tillson Pdf

Author : Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 560 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2015-11-10
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781250100047

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Truly Funny Stories Vol. 3 by Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella Pdf

The collections from beloved mother-daughter writing duo Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are among the best reviewed humor books published today and have been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Here for the first time in a fabulous eBook bundle are two of their witty and warm collections. Have a Nice Guilt Trip This collection of warm and witty stories from Lisa and Francesca will strike a chord with every woman. With twenty-something Francesca navigating New York City, Lisa holding down the fort in the suburbs, and Mother Mary making frequent and always entertaining appearances, there are plenty of opportunities for family-induced guilt, fighting, laughter, and love. Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? From identity theft to the hazards of bicycling to college reunions and eating on the beach, Lisa and Francesca tackle the quirks, absurdities, and wonders of everyday life with wit and warmth. So put aside your worries and join Lisa and Francesca as they navigate their way through the crazy world we live in, laughing along the way.

Author : Jesse Paxon Tillson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 1896
Category : Electronic
ISBN : HARVARD:HX56XL

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The Dramatic Works of a New Author by Jesse Paxon Tillson Pdf

Author : Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2012-11-13
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781250025074

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Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim by Lisa Scottoline,Francesca Serritella Pdf

Love and guilt are thick in the Scottoline/Serritella household, and Lisa and Francesca's mother-daughter-turned-best-friends bond will strike a familiar note to many. But now that Lisa is a suburban empty nester and Francesca is an independent twentysomething in the big city, they have to learn how to stay close while living apart. How does a mother's love translate across state lines and over any semblance of personal boundaries? You'll laugh out loud as they face off over the proper technique for packing dishes, the importance of bringing a coat in the summertime, and the dos and don'ts of dating at any age. Add feisty octogenarian Mother Mary to the mix, and you have a Molotov cocktail of estrogen, opinions, and fun. These stories will make you laugh, cry, and call your mother, daughter, and all your girlfriends.

Author : Lisa Scottoline
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 448 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2015-04-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781466874619

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Every Fifteen Minutes by Lisa Scottoline Pdf

Dr. Eric Parrish is the Chief of the Psychiatric Unit at Havemeyer General Hospital outside of Philadelphia. Recently separated from his wife Alice, he is doing his best as a single Dad to his seven-year-old daughter Hannah. His work seems to be going better than his home life, however. His unit at the hospital has just been named number two in the country, and Eric has a devoted staff of doctors and nurses who are as caring as Eric is. But when he takes on a new patient, Eric's entire world begins to crumble. Seventeen-year-old Max has a terminally ill grandmother and is having trouble handling it. That, plus his OCD and violent thoughts about a girl he likes makes Max a high risk patient. Max can't turn off the mental rituals he needs to perform every fifteen minutes that keep him calm. With the pressure mounting, Max just might reach the breaking point. When the girl is found murdered, Max is nowhere to be found. Worried about Max, Eric goes looking for him and puts himself in danger of being seen as a "person of interest" himself. Next, one of his own staff turns on him in a trumped up charge of sexual harassment. Is this chaos all random? Or is someone systematically trying to destroy Eric's life? New York Times best selling author Lisa Scottoline's visceral thriller, Every Fifteen Minutes, brings you into the grip of a true sociopath and shows you how, in the quest to survive such ruthlessness, every minute counts.

Author : Danica Lo
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2006-05-09
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 9780060891787

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How Not to Look Fat by Danica Lo Pdf

A lifestyle columnist offers innovative solutions on how to maximize one's slimming potential through a variety of fashion tips and tricks that help one look thinner in all situations.

Author : Charla Krupp
Publisher : Springboard Press
Page : 410 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2014-08-21
Category : FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS
ISBN : 1599959216

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How to Never Look Fat Again by Charla Krupp Pdf

The new style guide from the bestselling author of "How Not to Look Old" offers tips and tricks on how to look 10 pounds lighter, 10 years younger, and 10 times sexier every day, all year--without dieting. (Fashion/Grooming)

Author : John Dann MacDonald
Publisher : Random House Value Publishing
Page : 706 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 1985
Category : Fiction
ISBN : IND:30000053367409

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Five Complete Travis McGee Novels by John Dann MacDonald Pdf

A tan and sandy silence -- The dreadful lemon sky -- The empty copper sea -- The green ripper -- Free fall in crimson.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 696 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Travel
ISBN : PSU:000054869523

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Travel & Leisure by Anonim Pdf