Dog Humor Cat Humor

Author : David Lewman,John McNamee
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 135 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2023-06-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781523525140

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Cat Jokes vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes vs. Cat Jokes by David Lewman,John McNamee Pdf

In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 1988
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0945912013

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It's Raining Cats and Dogs by Anonim Pdf

A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.

Author : Katy Hall,Lisa Eisenberg,H. L. Schwadron
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0590433369

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101 Cat and Dog Jokes by Katy Hall,Lisa Eisenberg,H. L. Schwadron Pdf

An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!

Author : Bob Zahn
Publisher : Spectacle Lane Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2003-05-15
Category : American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN : 0930753240

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The Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Bob Zahn Pdf

In more than 100 hilarious and insightful cartoons, Bob Zahn takes on the issue of which makes a better pet--a cat or a dog. He dodges the answer, but gives owners of both plenty to feel good and laugh about.

Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1992
Category : Cats
ISBN : OCLC:1023729798

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102 Cat and Dog Jokes by Michael Pellowski Pdf

A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."

Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2024-07-14
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1958388424

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Cat Jokes Vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes Vs. Cat Jokes by David Lewman Pdf

In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs--for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head--with a twist or two that may give you...paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs--What do you call an insect in a cat's bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What's the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don't just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2013-07-30
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781452131801

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I Could Chew on This by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2018-11-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780359230587

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Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals by Mrs. Barberelli Pdf

Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Author : Katy Hall
Publisher : Turtleback
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 1990-01-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0606044957

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101 Cat and Dog Jokes by Katy Hall Pdf

An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!

Author : Simon Tofield
Publisher : Canongate Books
Page : 127 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786897015

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Simon's Cat: It's a Dog's Life by Simon Tofield Pdf

While patrolling his territory, Simon’s Cat dips into the lives of the many dogs in his neighbourhood, including crazy poodles, a lovestruck bulldog and a pack of mischievous puppies. With characteristic style and wit, Simon Tofield’s brilliantly observed illustrations capture the comical capers of different dog breeds, and some a-meow-sing encounters with their feline counterparts.

Author : Missy Dizick,Mary Bly
Publisher : Fontana Press
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 1985-01
Category : American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN : 0006369499

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Dogs are Better Than Cats by Missy Dizick,Mary Bly Pdf

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2014-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876165

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Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

Author : Bradley Trevor Greive
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 424 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2012-06-05
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780740794056

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats by Bradley Trevor Greive Pdf

From a New York Times bestselling author, a humorous look at the advantages of being a dog parent, with photos from an award-winning photographer. Some pairings are just meant to be: peanut butter and chocolate, yin and yang, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. So it was only a matter of time before the stars in the universe lined up and suggested the collaboration between New York Times bestselling author Bradley Trevor Greive and award-winning photographer Rachael Hale. Greive and Hale explain once and for all Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats. Now, before all you cat lovers find your fur standing on end, Greive is quick to stress that he is simply “prodog, not anticat. The purpose of this book is not to criticize cats or their owners, but to champion the many exceptional virtues unique to dogs.” What are these unique attributes that make canine companions superior to their feline fiends? (Oops, we meant friends.) Consider the following: * Dogs are social. Cats are sociopaths. * Dogs match up to people. People must match up to cats. * Dogs teach us patience. Cats test our patience. * Dogs give and give. Cats are the gift that keeps on grifting. The bottom line is this: Dogs want love. Cats want fish. Although Greive admits that there is something to be said for “soft, warm, and sleepy” (a.k.a. cats) as captured in Hale's cuddly feline photographs, he concludes that dogs would be the only ones with character enough to admit this fact, thereby once again positioning themselves as the superior pet, confidant, admirer, and friend.

Author : The New Yorker Magazine
Publisher : Random House
Page : 692 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-01
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780679644781

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The Big New Yorker Book of Cats by The New Yorker Magazine Pdf

Look what The New Yorker dragged in! It’s the purr-fect gathering of talent celebrating our feline companions. This bountiful collection, beautifully illustrated in full color, features articles, fiction, humor, poems, cartoons, cover art, drafts, and drawings from the magazine’s archives. Among the contributors are Margaret Atwood, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Roald Dahl, Wolcott Gibbs, Robert Graves, Emily Hahn, Ted Hughes, Jamaica Kincaid, Steven Millhauser, Haruki Murakami, Amy Ozols, Robert Pinsky, Jean Rhys, James Thurber, John Updike, Sylvia Townsend Warner, and E. B. White. Including a Foreword by Anthony Lane, this gorgeous keepsake will be a treasured gift for all cat lovers. Praise for The Big New Yorker Book of Cats “The Book of Cats comes a year after The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs—a publishing slight that, though it stings, I’ll forgive, as the latest anthology was worth the wait. . . . Two standout articles feature real-life obsessives of ages past who reveal today’s Caturnet devotees—with their GIFs and Tumblrs and hastily aggregated listicles—for what they truly are: amateurs. . . . Eat your heart out, Cute Overload.”—The New York Times Book Review “A beautiful hardcover.”—Jenny McCarthy, People “This irresistible anthology of articles, poems, essays, fiction, cartoons, and covers pulled from the New Yorker is a veritable treasure trove for cat lovers. Just dive right in; with stories from the likes of John Updike, Maeve Brennan, Roald Dalhl, and Haruki Murakami interwoven with hilariously wry cartoons, one can’t help but be enthralled. A must-have.”—Modern Cat “A shiny, well-fed tome . . . The anthology embodies the cat’s defining characteristic: its cluster of opposites, rolled together into a giant hairball of cultural attitudes—something, perhaps, at once uncomfortably and assuringly reflective of our own chronically conflicted selves.”—Brain Pickings “This gorgeous book has earned a permanent spot on my coffee table. It is an absolute joy to read and browse through, and I know it will bring me hours and hours of pleasure for years to come. And it makes a purr-fect gift for the special cat lovers in your life.”—The Conscious Cat “[A] sumptuous volume.”—The Dallas Morning News

Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Sphere
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 1978
Category : Cats
ISBN : 0708816622

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The Official Cat Lovers-dog Lovers Joke Book by Larry Wilde Pdf