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Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876165

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Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2014-02-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1496066030

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Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat & Dog Jokes and these funny Cat & Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!", "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!"and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats, dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog and jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys and kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments...

Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2014-02-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876202

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Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this Just Really Big Jerk book now...

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 127 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2014-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876172

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Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks) by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Dog Humor/Cat Humor

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1496066316

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Dog Humor/Cat Humor by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and cats. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these soggy, lazy, fickle, pesky and perky jerks as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs

Author : J. R. Fitzgerald
Publisher : Ruff Poetry Collection, A
Page : 39 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2021-01-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953951031

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The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs by J. R. Fitzgerald Pdf

A FUNNY DOG INTRODUCTIONPARENTS, TEACHERS, AND ALL READERS WILL ENJOY the simple words and basic rhymes to inspire and entertain beginning readers. DOGS DO MANY INTERESTING, AWKWARD, AND UNUSUAL THINGS: They lick, flip, hang their tongues out and shout, Hooowwwllllllll!!!!! Some dogs jump through fire, hula-hoops and poop, pee, and smile with glee. Others lather their master with luscious wet kisses and furry, spongy hugs of love as doves fly in the park, a lark is singing, couples are bringing picnic baskets. Dogs hover, their lovers, or love her or him without thinking of sin. Some live behind pins, with big fat grins upside-down and around. I HAVE SEEN MANY DOGS, then-now, and probably later. Is that a UFO crater? Some dogs live in incubators like babies-oh yes! Babies. Dogs love babies, mommies and daddies cradle puppies in rollerblade rollers, collars; some dogs bark louder and holler. Many dogs jump, walk over stumps, while others, hump trees, and slobber and sneeze-snotty big puffy dog snot all over the veterinarian's car-lot. THERE GOES ANOTHER BLACK AND WHITE SPOT ON A DALMATIAN at ladder 49, Fireman Station. Look! there goes another dog playing a puppy dog game on a Poopy PlayStation. Whatta' crazy dog congregation, praying for dog food conservation. What? that's whack. I better get back on track. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS HEAVILY POPULATED DOG NATION? Somebody change that cable Dog Station. Some dogs are Cop Dogs and smell drugs, give cops hugs, and other brave dogs, find ticking time bombs. I'd hate that job. I give that dog, PROPS. Wow! OH YES! SOME DOGS LOVE HUNTING FOR BIRDS, unheard in the city, but hound dogs like dazzling ducks and swim in the water like-otters. Other dogs chase sheep and cows, how? Easy, humans train them, tame them, domesticate them, like ten thousand years ago, who knows? Dogs are freakin' amazing. show them how to play poker and they might just go Dog Crazy!!!!THIS COLLECTION SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE'S BOOKSHELF and digital library and a great gift for any special occasion: Holidays, Birthdays, and Graduations.

Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2014-08-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016550

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Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

Dogs Cats Kids Etc (Black and White Version)

Author : Michael Verrett
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 70 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2010-03-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780557377671

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Dogs Cats Kids Etc (Black and White Version) by Michael Verrett Pdf

(black and white version) Over 50 imagines depicting the humorous antics and the crazy cartoon world of dogs, cats, and kids

The Cow and the Cat

Author : Betty Misheiker
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-01-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 147741097X

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The Cow and the Cat by Betty Misheiker Pdf

This poem tells a funny tale about a very strange cow that says "Meouw" instead of "Moo". No one understands what has happened except for Granny Schwartz who's wisdom solves the mystery.

My Cat Knows Karate

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2018-10-26
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0369301439

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My Cat Knows Karate by Kenn Nesbitt Pdf

Kenn Nesbitt returns with another round of the ridiculous rhymes, wacky wordplay, and preposterous punchlines that kids love to read. My Cat Knows Karate includes seventy new poems about goofy gadgets, kooky characters, funny families, absurd situations, and much, much more.

My Cat Knows Karate

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2018-10-27
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0369326482

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My Cat Knows Karate by Kenn Nesbitt Pdf

Kenn Nesbitt returns with another round of the ridiculous rhymes, wacky wordplay, and preposterous punchlines that kids love to read. My Cat Knows Karate includes seventy new poems about goofy gadgets, kooky characters, funny families, absurd situations, and much, much more.

I Could Pee on This Too

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2016-08-16
Category : Pets
ISBN : 1452132941

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I Could Pee on This Too by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

A hilarious follow-up to the international bestseller I Could Pee on This More insights into the world according to cats: There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up. • An entertaining look into the minds of cats, broken up into poems about "Our People," "Our Home," "Our Thoughts," and "Our Rules." • With endearing photographs showing a variety of cats ruling over their home kingdom • Francesco Marciuliano is the author of bestsellers I Could Pee on This, I Could Chew on This, I Knead My Mommy, and You Need More Sleep "Silly and cute, this little book will put big smirks on the faces of cat lovers young and old." — Publisher's Weekly If cats could talk.or type.this is what they would tell us • A perfect coffee table, bathroom or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a funny gift for those who love — or put up with — their cat roommates

As Good as Gold: A Dog's Life in Poems, Large Print Edition

Author : Patricia Furstenberg
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 162 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2018-06-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1983189952

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As Good as Gold: A Dog's Life in Poems, Large Print Edition by Patricia Furstenberg Pdf

LARGE PRINT Edition and Dyslexia-Friendly As engaging as a tail wag."There is something truly magical about this wonderful collection. Having read each poem, I love how every word celebrates our canine companions from the tip of their wet noses to the wag of their tails." (Susan Day, Editor and Author)"A super sweet and poignant book of poetry about what a pup thinks of his world. As a cat lover I especially was tickled by his relationship to the cat. Any dog lover would adore this book. The photos were appealing. Haikus at the end were tiny diamonds." (Kathryn Meyer Griffith, long time author)Celebrating the simple things in life as seen through the eyes of our old time favorite furry friends, "As Good as Gold" is a volume of poetry revealing the talent and humor we always knew our dogs possessed.Dogs are full of questions, yet they are famed sellers of innocence especially when it comes to explaining their mishaps and often foolish effervescence through such pondering as "Why IS a Cat Not Like a Dog", "As Brown as Chocolate", "Silver Stars and Puppy Tail" or, best yet, "Dog or Book?"A book with an enormous heart for readers of all ages, it includes 35 poems and haiku accompanied by just as many colorful, expressive portraits of our canine friends. The poems are grouped in: Questions, Colors, Musings and Haiku. * Ideal to boost you up by reading one poem at a time, * Great conversational piece to have around on a rainy day, * Fantastic tool to discuss colors in nature and everyday questions with your little ones, * A gentle way to introduce children to animals' feelings, * Amazing picture to cheer you up.* An ideal gift for any animal lovers, cat lover too!

101 Cat and Dog Jokes

Author : Katy Hall,Lisa Eisenberg,H. L. Schwadron
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0590433369

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101 Cat and Dog Jokes by Katy Hall,Lisa Eisenberg,H. L. Schwadron Pdf

An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!

I'm a Dog, You're a Cat

Author : Marla Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS
ISBN : 0983096805

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I'm a Dog, You're a Cat by Marla Press Pdf

I'm a dog, you're a cat, love lessons from our furry friends is a short, delightfully humorous book filled with skillfully crafted watercolor illustrations that highlight the sometimes quirky personality traits of felines and canines and how they mirror those of humans; especially as it relates to their interpersonal relationships. Dog and cat owners who are in relationships will understand and appreciate the correlations and conclusions drawn from this unique comparison. How wonderful it would be if we were able to discover a new insight that helped us all communicate more effectively with the special people in our lives!