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Earth, Air, Fire and Custard

Tom Holt
Earth Air Fire and Custard Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 325 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233330

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Earth, Air, Fire and Custard by Tom Holt Pdf

A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. “Tom Holt may be the most imaginative satirist to land on our shores since Douglas Adams.” — Christopher Moore, New York Times bestselling author J.W. Wells seemed to be a respectable establishment, but the company now paying Paul Carpenter's salary is, in fact, a deeply sinister organization with a mighty peculiar management team. Paul thought he was getting the hang of it – particularly when he fell head over heels for his strangely alluring colleague, Sophie – but death is never far away when you work at J.W. Wells. Our love-struck hero is about to discover that custard is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And that it really stings. The J.W. Wells & Co. Series: The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Other titles from Tom Holt: Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side Holt Writing as K. J. Parker: Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City How To Rule An Empire and Get Away With It A Practical Guide to Conquering the World

Snow White And The Seven Samurai

Tom Holt
Snow White And The Seven Samurai Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2009-11-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780748113743

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Snow White And The Seven Samurai by Tom Holt Pdf

'When Tom Holt's on form, the world seems a much cheerier place' - SFX 'Frantically wacky and wilfully confusing ... gratifyingly clever and very amusing' - MAIL ON SUNDAY Once upon a time (or last Thursday, as it's known in this matrix) everything was fine: Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall, Jack and Jill went about their lawful business, the Big Bad Wolf did what big bad wolves do, and the wicked queen plotted murder most foul. But the humans hacked, cried havoc, shut down the wicked queen's system (mirrors 3.1) and corrupted her database - and suddenly everything was not fine at all. But at least we know that they'll all live happily ever after. Don't we? Computers and fairy tales collide to hilarious effect in the latest sparkling cocktail of mayhem, wit and wonder from the master of comic fantasy. Books by Tom Holt: Walled Orchard Series Goatsong The Walled Orchard J.W. Wells & Co. Series The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages YouSpace Series Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug Novels Expecting Someone Taller Who's Afraid of Beowulf Flying Dutch Ye Gods! Overtime Here Comes the Sun Grailblazers Faust Among Equals Odds and Gods Djinn Rummy My Hero Paint your Dragon Open Sesame Wish you Were Here Alexander at World's End Only Human Snow White and the Seven Samurai Olympiad Valhalla Nothing But Blue Skies Falling Sideways Little People Song for Nero Meadowland Barking Blonde Bombshell The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side

You Don't Have to be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps

Tom Holt
You Don t Have to be Evil to Work Here But it Helps Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2009-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780748113521

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You Don't Have to be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps by Tom Holt Pdf

Colin Hollinghead is a young man going nowhere fast. Working for his dad might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but starting at the bottom in the widget-making industry has somehow lost its appeal. And now the business is in trouble. At least his father has a plan to turn things round - a new work force that will improve profit margins and secure the company's future for eternity. The deal looks great on paper, but they do say that the devil is in the detail - and the old rogue certainly seems to be involved in some capacity. Colin needs help. Perhaps his new friend from J.W. Wells & Co. (Practical and Effective Magicians, Sorcerers and Supernatural Consultants) can help. Sparkling with wit and oozing charm, Tom Holt's new comic caper will delight his readers and prove once and for all that going to work can actually be hell.

Fantasy Fiction

Frances Sinclair
Fantasy Fiction Book PDF

Author : Frances Sinclair
Publisher : School Library Association
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Children's literature, English
ISBN : 9781903446461

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Fantasy Fiction by Frances Sinclair Pdf

Handbook of fantasy fiction for teachers, librarians, parents and guardians and children themselves in which to find many titles of fantasy fiction that they like, or may be tempted, to read. Includes groups such as classic fantasy, comic fantasy, Arthurian, dark fantasy, animals and dragons.

In Your Dreams

Tom Holt
In Your Dreams Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 480 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233170

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In Your Dreams by Tom Holt Pdf

Ever been offered a promotion that seems too good to be true? The kind where you snap their arm off to accept, then wonder why all your long-serving colleagues look secretly relieved, as if they're off some strange and unpleasant hook? It's the kind of trick that deeply sinister companies like J.W. Wells & Co. pull all the time. Especially with employees who are too busy mooning over the office intern to think about what they're getting into. And it's why, right about now, Paul Carpenter is wishing he'd paid much less attention to the gorgeous Melze, and rather more to a little bit of job description small-print referring to "pest" control.

Sequels

Janet G. Husband,Jonathan F. Husband
Sequels Book PDF

Author : Janet G. Husband,Jonathan F. Husband
Publisher : American Library Association
Page : 793 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2009-07-30
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9780838909676

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Sequels by Janet G. Husband,Jonathan F. Husband Pdf

A guide to series fiction lists popular series, identifies novels by character, and offers guidance on the order in which to read unnumbered series.

The Portable Door

Tom Holt
The Portable Door Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233293

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The Portable Door by Tom Holt Pdf

THE PORTABLE DOOR is the first novel set in the magical offices of J. W. Wells. Now a majorly fantastical movie starring Sam Neill, Christoph Waltz, and Miranda Otto. “Tom Holt may be the most imaginative satirist to land on our shores since Douglas Adams.” — Christopher Moore, New York Times bestselling author Starting a new job is always stressful (especially when you don't want one), but when Paul Carpenter arrives at the office of J. W. Wells he has no idea what trouble lies in store. He is about to discover that the apparently respectable establishment now paying his salary is a front for a deeply sinister organization. It seems that half the time his bosses are away with the fairies. But they're not, of course. They're away with the goblins. The J.W. Wells & Co. Series: The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Other titles from Tom Holt: Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side Holt Writing as K. J. Parker: Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City How To Rule An Empire and Get Away With It A Practical Guide to Conquering the World

The Mammoth Book of New Comic Fantasy

Mike Ashley
The Mammoth Book of New Comic Fantasy Book PDF

Author : Mike Ashley
Publisher : Robinson
Page : 429 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781472112132

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The Mammoth Book of New Comic Fantasy by Mike Ashley Pdf

Mike Ashley is back with an all-new edition of one of the bestselling Mammoth Books ever, from the funniest writers in the field, including Neil Gaiman, Tom Holt, and Terry Jones. The thirty- five off-the-wall comic fantasies featured in Ashley's new collection are a mix of specially written stories and hard-to-find gems: a computer salesman in fairyland, a vampire football match, a psychotic Father Christmas, and a wizard allergic to magic. Ashley expertly turns fantasy and horror fiction on its head and magic into mayhem. This is huge fun for all comic fantasy fans.

Djinn Rummy

Tom Holt
Djinn Rummy Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 206 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233088

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Djinn Rummy by Tom Holt Pdf

When Kayaguchiya Integrated Circuits III, a genie, is released from the aspirin bottle he's been stuck in for 14 years, there's bound to be trouble. Jane had wanted to end her life in peace, but now she's got a genie, things look up -- until the apocalypse rears its ugly head.

Saevus Corax Gets Away With Murder

K. J. Parker
Saevus Corax Gets Away With Murder Book PDF

Author : K. J. Parker
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 297 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2023-12-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316668989

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Saevus Corax Gets Away With Murder by K. J. Parker Pdf

From one of the most original voices in fantasy comes a twisted tale of murder, betrayal, and battlefield salvage. For more from K. J. Parker, check out: Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled CityHow to Rule an Empire and Get Away With It A Practical Guide to Conquering the World The Two of SwordsThe Two of Swords: Volume OneThe Two of Swords Volume TwoThe Two of Swords: Volume Three The Fencer TrilogyColours in the SteelThe Belly of the BowThe Proof House The Scavenger TrilogyShadowPatternMemory Engineer TrilogyDevices and DesiresEvil for EvilThe Escapement The CompanyThe Folding KnifeThe HammerSharps

The Two of Swords: Volume Two

K. J. Parker
The Two of Swords Volume Two Book PDF

Author : K. J. Parker
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 382 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2017-11-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316253482

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The Two of Swords: Volume Two by K. J. Parker Pdf

The second volume in The Two of Swords trilogy by World Fantasy Award-winning author K. J. Parker. "Why are we fighting this war? Because evil must be resisted, and sooner or later there comes a time when men of principle have to make a stand. Because war is good for business and it's better to die on our feet than live on our knees. Because they started it. But at this stage in the proceedings," he added, with a slightly lop-sided grin, "mostly from force of habit." A soldier with a gift for archery. A woman who kills without care. Two brothers, both unbeatable generals, now fighting for opposing armies. No-one in the vast and once glorious United Empire remains untouched by the rift between East and West, and the war has been fought for as long as anyone can remember. Some still survive who know how it was started, but no-one knows how it will end. The Two of Swords is the story of a war on a grand scale, told through the eyes of its soldiers, politicians, victims and heroes.

The Two of Swords: Part Sixteen

K. J. Parker
The Two of Swords Part Sixteen Book PDF

Author : K. J. Parker
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2017-09-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316271950

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The Two of Swords: Part Sixteen by K. J. Parker Pdf

"Why are we fighting this war? Because evil must be resisted, and sooner or later there comes a time when men of principle have to make a stand. Because war is good for business and it's better to die on our feet than live on our knees. Because they started it. But at this stage in the proceedings," he added, with a slightly lop-sided grin, "mostly from force of habit." A soldier with a gift for archery. A woman who kills without care. Two brothers, both unbeatable generals, now fighting for opposing armies. No one in the vast and once glorious United Empire remains untouched by the rift between East and West, and the war has been fought for as long as anyone can remember. Some still survive who know how it was started, but no one knows how it will end. This serial novel from the World Fantasy Award winning K. J. Parker is the story of a war on a grand scale, told through the eyes of its soldiers, politicians, victims and heroes. The first three parts of The Two of Swords will arrive in April 2015, with further installments to be released monthly. This is the sixteenth installment in the Two of Swords serialization.

Nothing But Blue Skies

Tom Holt
Nothing But Blue Skies Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 233 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233361

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Nothing But Blue Skies by Tom Holt Pdf

There are many reasons why British summers are either non-existent or, alternatively, held on a Thursday. Many of these reasons are either scientific, mad, or both-but all of them are wrong, especially the scientific ones. The real reason why it rains perpetually from January 1st to December 31st is, of course, irritable Chinese Water Dragons. Karen is one such legendary creature. Ancient, noble, nearly indestructible and, for a number of wildly improbable reasons, working as a real estate agent, Karen is irritable quite a lot of the time. But now things have changed, and Karen's no longer irritable. She's furious.

Flying Dutch

Tom Holt
Flying Dutch Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2012-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316233163

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Flying Dutch by Tom Holt Pdf

Mild-mannered accountant Jane Doland must track down Vanderdecker, a magically immortal Dutch sea captain who, along with his crew, has been circling the globe for four hundred years.

The Portable Door

Tom Holt
The Portable Door Book PDF

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 330 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2008-09-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780748108848

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The Portable Door by Tom Holt Pdf

Now a major film starring Sam Neill, Sophie Wilde, Patrick Gibson, Christoph Waltz and Miranda Otto. Starting a new job is always stressful (especially when you don't want one), but when Paul Carpenter arrives at the office of J. W. Wells he has no idea what trouble lies in store. He is about to discover that the apparently respectable establishment now paying his salary is a front for a deeply sinister organisation. It seems that half the time his bosses are away with the fairies. But they're not, of course. They're away with the goblins. 'A definite must for all fans of comic fantasy' - ENIGMA The J.W. Wells & Co. Series: The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages Other recent titles from Tom Holt: Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side Holt Writing as K. J. Parker: Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City How To Rule An Empire and Get Away With It A Practical Guide to Conquering the World