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F in Exams

Richard Benson
F in Exams Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 129 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2014-01-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452138572

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F in Exams by Richard Benson Pdf

F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F for Effort

Richard Benson
F for Effort Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2012-06-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452119267

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F for Effort by Richard Benson Pdf

From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. F for Effort features hilarious gems from elementary school (“two halves make a whale”), middle school (Q: What does “germinate” mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). These 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

Richard Benson
F in Exams Complete Failure Edition Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2016-03-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781452154459

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F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition by Richard Benson Pdf

The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F in Exams Joke Book

Richard Benson
F in Exams Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2015-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781783726684

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F in Exams Joke Book by Richard Benson Pdf

‘... you won’t know whether to laugh or cry’ DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework... those were the best days of your life! It’s time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes and ridiculous exam answers, showcasing the very best (and worst) in school humour.

F in Exams Pop Quiz

Richard Benson
F in Exams Pop Quiz Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 129 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2015-04-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452150314

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F in Exams Pop Quiz by Richard Benson Pdf

Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! A new collection of real—and really hilarious—wrong answers. This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn’t “lightsabers,” nor do we salt the roads when it snows “to make them taste better.” But where’s the fun in that? From the same wellspring of failure as the million-selling F in Exams series, this special pop quiz collection will amuse and entertain anyone preparing to face down a test paper as well as those just glad to be far away from a classroom.

F this Test

Richard Benson
F this Test Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 129 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452133355

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F this Test by Richard Benson Pdf

From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Jenny Lawson
Let s Pretend This Never Happened Book PDF

Author : Jenny Lawson
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2012-04-17
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781101573082

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson Pdf

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

F in English

Richard Benson
F in English Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2012-11-01
Category : English language
ISBN : 1849533245

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F in English by Richard Benson Pdf

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

F in Exams

Richard Benson
F in Exams Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2020-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787839496

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F in Exams by Richard Benson Pdf

Another year, another set of exams and another round of well-meaning students to provide us with our textbook mix of wisdom and wisecracks. Bursting with yet more crazy and creative thinking, this book showcases an all-new selection of test paper answers, from hilarious misunderstandings to breathtaking ingenuity.

F in School

Richard Benson
F in School Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 89 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2013-11-04
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781783720217

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F in School by Richard Benson Pdf

Ahh, glorious school days... It’s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new collection of hilarious exam answers, along with schoolyard jokes, amusing doodles, silly excuses, spelling slip-ups and loads more!

"Dance First. Think Later"

Kathryn Petras,Ross Petras
Dance First Think Later Book PDF

Author : Kathryn Petras,Ross Petras
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 365 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2021-09-21
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781523516841

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"Dance First. Think Later" by Kathryn Petras,Ross Petras Pdf

Timeless in their wisdom, thought-provoking in their message, surprising in their truth and memorable in their originality, the right words can give direction, inspiration, and sometimes a tangible boost onto the right path. For example, Steve Jobs once read “Stay hungry Stay foolish” on the back cover of The Whole Earth Catalog, and those four words came to guide his life. Created by Kathryn and Ross Petras, connoisseurs of quotes, whose books and calendars have over 56 million copies in print, "Dance First. Think Later." is a collection of the greatest life wisdom from an unexpected group of speakers, doers, and thinkers. There are 618 rules to live by—funny, sly, declarative, thoughtful, offhanded, clever, and always profound: “Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you, because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.” —Roald Dahl “If everything is under control, you are going too slow.” —Mario Andretti “Never make a credit decision on a beach.”—Victor J. Boschini “Dance first. Think later. It’s the natural order.”—Samuel Beckett “The only time to eat diet food is while waiting for the steak to cook.” —Julia Child “What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight; build it anyway.” —Mother Teresa And: “Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”—Oscar Wilde

Fahrenheit 451

Ray Bradbury
Fahrenheit 451 Book PDF

Author : Ray Bradbury
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2003-09-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780743247221

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Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury Pdf

Set in the future when "firemen" burn books forbidden by the totalitarian "brave new world" regime.

F in Science

Richard Benson
F in Science Book PDF

Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2012-11-07
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781783720378

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F in Science by Richard Benson Pdf

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.

Go See the Principal

Gerry Brooks
Go See the Principal Book PDF

Author : Gerry Brooks
Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2020-04-07
Category : Education
ISBN : 0306873826

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Go See the Principal by Gerry Brooks Pdf

From an elementary school principal and popular YouTube personality, inspiration and humor for educators to tackle the challenges they face day-in and day-out Gerry Brooks is an elementary school principal turned YouTube celebrity who entertains K-12 teachers, administrators, and parents across the country. He tells jokes with the kind of mocking humor that gets a laugh, yet can be safely shared in school. After all, even great schools have bad days -- when lesson plans fall through, disgruntled parents complain, kids throw temper tantrums because they have to use the same spoon for their applesauce and mashed potatoes, and of course, dealing with...The Horror! The Horror!...dreaded assessments. Ranging from practical topics like social media use in the classroom and parent-teacher conferences to more lighthearted sections such as "Pickup and Dropoff: An Exercise in Humanity" and "School Supplies: Yes, We Really Need All That Stuff," Go See the Principal offers comic relief, inspiration, and advice to those who need it the most.

P Is for Pterodactyl

Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
P Is for Pterodactyl Book PDF

Author : Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2018-11-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781492695332

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P Is for Pterodactyl by Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter Pdf

A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!