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Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Fawcett
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 1988-10-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780449215296
A cherished family reunion sets the stage of Erma Bombeck's predictably hilarious recollections of raising a family. Her conclusion: you can't live with them, you can't live without them...or can you...?
Author : Dalton
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 1987-10-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 5551195139
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1987-09-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 5550696509
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2013-01-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453290101
The hilarious #1 New York Times bestseller: Erma Bombeck’s take on marriage and family life is “fun from cover to cover” (Hartford Courant). Ever since she was a child, Er ma Bombeck has been an expert worrier, and married life has only honed that skill. She gets anxious about running out of ball bearings; about snakes sneaking in through the pipes; about making meaningful conversation on New Year’s Eve. Married life, she realizes, is an unpredictable saga even when you know exactly how loud your husband snores every night—and she wouldn’t have it any other way. In this crisp collection of essays, Bombeck shows off the irresistible style that made her one of America’s favorite humorists for more than three decades. When she sharpens her wit, no family member is sacred and no self-help fad is safe. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 183 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2013-01-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453290071
The #1 New York Times bestseller about one woman’s doomed quest for self-improvement by a writer “blessed with the comic equivalent of perfect pitch” (The Boston Globe). As far as Erma can tell, her life is going well. Her children speak to her, her husband smiles at her, and she’s capable of looking in a mirror without screaming. But her friends know better. No matter how happy Erma thinks she is, she’s in need of help, and the only way to fulfillment is a ten-foot stack of self-improvement books. From Sensual Needlepoint to Fear of Buying, Erma will try them all. One book recommends bringing roleplay into the bedroom, so she dresses up in her son’s football pads. She tries to meditate but gets stuck in the lotus position. She spends more time in the kitchen but only succeeds in melting her son’s retainer. No matter how hard she tries to improve her family life, her schemes keep backfiring. As she soon learns, you may not always be able to fix what’s not broken—but with enough self-help books, you can break anything you want. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Fawcett
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2011-02-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307778246
"America's irrepressible doyenne of domestic satire." THE BOSTON GLOBE Madcap, bittersweet humor in classic Erma Bombeck-style. You'll laugh until it hurts and love it! "Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet, he's treading water. What do you mean you're a participle in the school play and you need a costume? Those rotten kids. If only they'd let me wake up in my own way. Why do they have to line up along my bed and stare at me like Moby Dick just washed up onto a beach somewhere?"
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Fawcett
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 1995-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780345471727
“[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 1993-05-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0517105284
Author : D a Young
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2019-07-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1080794492
Book Two picks up directly where book one leaves off in 1994. When Ransom Lawson met Willamina "Billy" Stanton on a deserted highway outside of Chatham, New Mexico, neither knew they were meeting their eternal soul mate. But is love enough to permanently bind two people from two vastly different lifestyles? Coming in second to a motorcycle club and the unpredictable dangers that life presents is more than Ransom thinks Billy can handle. She deserves better and he tells her so. After his heart-wrenching rejection, Billy returns west to resume her "old life" to focus on her studies, where she thrives as a theater major at a local university in Northern California.Ransom's life is too entrenched in the MC headed by his father and current club Prez, Slade Lawson. Though Ransom is the youngest of Slade's twin sons, he's grooming Ransom to one day take over as the leader of the Immortals. But does Ransom want that responsibility especially when the honor is the birthright of his older twin brother Harley, the weak, impressionable son with the darkened soul?Will Ransom and Billy find their way back to one another with all the obstacles they face, or are the pressures to conform to their family expectations end them for good? Will Harley, Pitch, and Digger see the error in their vile ways? Is Slade ready to put his hound dog tendencies behind him? And if so, is it too late for him and Claudia? Or has an unexpected attraction she has to another sealed their marriage's fate? The gangs all back with a couple of newcomers added into the mix.BOOKS MUST BE READ IN ORDER.IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF MULTILAYERED STORY ARCS FEATURING MULTIPLE CHARACTERS, THEN THIS MAY NOT BE THE STORY/ SERIES FOR YOU.PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMERS BELOW.MUST BE 18+ TO READ. WARNINGS: CONTAINS A CLIFFHANGER. SERIES TOLD IN THREE PARTS.THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY/EXPLICIT LOVE SCENES, STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT, AND COARSE LANGUAGE!!! IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Author : Lisa Gardner
Publisher : Bantam
Page : 450 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2004-09-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780553900873
Twenty years ago, Melanie Stokes was abandoned in a Boston hospital, then adopted by a wealthy young couple. Gifted with loving parents, a doting brother, and an indulgent uncle, Melanie has always considered herself lucky. Until the first cryptic, threatening note arrives: “You Get What You Deserve.” Melanie has no memory of her life before the adoption. Now someone wants her to remember it all—even the darkest nightmare the Stokes family ever faced: the murder of their first daughter. As Melanie pursues every lead and chases every shadow in search of her real identity, two seemingly unrelated events from her past will come together in a dangerous explosion of truth. BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt from Lisa Gardner's Love You More.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Harpercollins
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Animal behavior
ISBN : 0060177888
Identifying the likenesses between animals in the wild and human beings, another humorous reflection of the ridiculous side of life pokes fun at nutrition, talk shows, childbirth, and more. 500,000 first printing. $300,000 ad/promo.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Harpercollins
Page : 174 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Medical
ISBN : 0060161701
The story of children fighting and surviving cancer is a tale of innocent courage and remarkable strength of character in the face of a seemingly implacable foe
Author : Lynn Viehl
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 270 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2008-07-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781440638992
View our feature on Lynn Viehl’s Twilight Fall.Immortal Darkyn Lord Valentin Jaus and landscape artist Liling Harper are two lost souls. Brought together by fate, bound together by passion, Valentin and Liling find solace in each other’s arms. But the ties that bind them are deeper—and more dangerous—than either of them can possibly imagine…
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 427 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2013-01-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453290095
New York Times Bestseller: This anthology of Erma Bombeck’s most memorable and humorous essays is a tribute to one of America’s sharpest wits. When she began writing her regular newspaper column in 1965, Erma Bombeck’s goal was to make housewives laugh. Thirty years later, she had published more than four thousand columns, and earned countless laughs—from housewives, presidents, and everyone in between. With grace, good humor, and razor-sharp prose, she gently skewered every aspect of the American family. This collection holds the best of her columns—not just her famous quips, but also the heartbreaking observations that gave her writing such weight. In 1969, Erma wrote: “screaming kids, unpaid bills, green leftovers, husbands behind newspapers, basketballs in the bathroom. They’re real . . . they’re warm . . . they’re the only bit of normalcy left in this cockeyed world, and I’m going to cling to it like life itself.” With what Publishers Weekly calls her “infectious sense of human absurdity,” Erma Bombeck’s writing remains a timeless examination of the still-cockeyed world. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.
Author : Erma Bombeck
Publisher : Galahad Books
Page : 632 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 1996-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 088365959X
The grass is always greener over the septic tank; If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?; Aunt Erma's cope book; Motherhood: the second oldest profession.