Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2018-05-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780762491766

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Fart Dictionary by Scott Sorensen Pdf

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Author : Scott A. Sorensen,Carl Wiens
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : LITERARY CRITICISM
ISBN : 0762491965

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Fart Dictionary by Scott A. Sorensen,Carl Wiens Pdf

Author : Donald Wetzel
Publisher : McGraw-Hill/Contemporary
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 1985
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0809251248

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The Dictionary of F*rts by Donald Wetzel Pdf

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798554499067

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Freddie The Farting Snowman by Jane Bexley Pdf

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Author : Rip Van Ripperton
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2021-10-26
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781510768239

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Fart-o-Pedia by Rip Van Ripperton Pdf

An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.

Author : Donald Wetzel
Publisher : McGraw-Hill/Contemporary
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 1986
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0809248840

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The Unabridged Dictionary of F*rts by Donald Wetzel Pdf

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2021-04-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798745521416

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Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by Jane Bexley Pdf

New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2020-11-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798571030588

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Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by Jane Bexley Pdf

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Author : Benjamin Bart
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2013-04-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782431411

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The History of Farting by Benjamin Bart Pdf

This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.

Author : V. Allen
Publisher : Springer
Page : 239 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2010-05-24
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9780230109063

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On Farting by V. Allen Pdf

This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2021-08-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798459027686

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Monster Farts by Jane Bexley Pdf

Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2016-02-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1530042739

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The Big Book of Farts by James Carlisle Pdf

Full of fun, fascinating fart facts "The Big Book of Farts" is the complete guide to all things flatulent - Because a fart is always funny!! At Last, Everything you ever wanted to know about FARTS, contained in one wonderfully quirky illustrated book!!! WARNING!!! This book is not for not for the overly uptight ... It contains the words BUTT, ASS, BACKSIDE, BUM, BOTTOM, FANNY & HEINE, so if these humble words offend then you best move on NOW!!!! BUTT... if you are ready for a hilarious and informative trip through the magical word of the bottom belch, then read on!!! You will learn 100's of fun fart facts as well as finding out all about the great farts of history, farting in the arts, the different varieties of farts, fart jokes, fart limericks, 100's of different words for a fart.... the fun fart festival goes on and on... Endless fun for kids from 8 to 80...

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2021-01-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798701849219

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Larry The Farting Leprechaun by Jane Bexley Pdf

Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Author : Felix Fartbaum Jnr
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2015-12-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1944230041

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The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book (for Boys and Daring Girls ) by Felix Fartbaum Jnr Pdf

Farts! Like it or not kids love books about farting and author Felix Fartbaum brings an hilarious new approach to the subject of noxious gas eruptions that children of all ages will just love! The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book is so much more than a list of fart noises and names for different fart types! As it name suggests this is a book that contains lots of help for kids so that they can use their own toxic odors to go out and prank the world! Take a look at the fun inside the book: Why Write A Fart Book? ( About Felix Fartbaum Jnr) Foods That Help Percolate The LOUDEST & STINKIEST Farts Understanding Fart SOS Your Fart Prank Ranking Guide Fart Dare #1- Kindergarten: "Pull MY Finger Revisited!" Fart Dare #2 - Fart Bombing Your Family At Peak Hour Fart Dare #3 - The Who Dunnit? Challenge Fart Dare #4 - SBD Sneak Up Fart Dare #5 - There Is Strength In Numbers FART WORD DICTIONARY While this book is fairly and squarely aimed at self reading kids in the 7-11 years category, children of all ages will enjoy sharing the hilarious tales troubles and dares of Felix Fartbaum when the book is read with an adult. Hit the orange Buy Now Button and start reading the fartabulous, fartastic adventures of Felix Fartbaum Jnr!"

Author : Nick Sherrington
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2014-01-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 149975647X

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Fart by Nick Sherrington Pdf

For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...