Freaky Florida Books 1 3

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
Page : 1033 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781957158105

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Freaky Florida Books 1-3 by Ward Parker Pdf

Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?

Author : Margaret Lashley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 286 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1949989038

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Moth Busters by Margaret Lashley Pdf

A Florida mystery adventure

Author : Mark Muncy and Kari Schultz
Publisher : Arcadia Publishing
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : History
ISBN : 9781467140355

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Freaky Florida: The Wonderhouse, the Devil’s Tree, the Shaman of Philippe Park and More by Mark Muncy and Kari Schultz Pdf

Every year, tens of millions of people flock to Florida for its sunny beaches and world-famous tourist attractions. Most never learn about the strange and unusual locations just off the beaten path. In the beautiful Florida Caverns, a second Rip Van Winkle was woken from one hundred years of sleep. The Green Swamp is home to murders, monsters and mysteries galore. A shining castle made of recycled material, built by an artist like no others, gleams within a Florida swamp. A spectral horse heralds tragedy and caused a notorious scandal in a central Florida city. Join Mark Muncy and Kari Schultz as they share tales of Florida's myths, monsters, massacres and legends and the hidden history behind them.

Author : Margaret Lashley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Conspiracies
ISBN : 1949989062

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Oral Robbers by Margaret Lashley Pdf

Florida. Where Weird goes to Die.What better place than the Sunshine State for dark souls to live out their golden years? After all, who would notice?Uh ... Bobbie and Grayson, of course.As a rogue physicist turned conspiracy chaser, Grayson's motto is, "Have sentience, will travel." As a broke, private-eye wannabe, Bobbie doesn't have much choice but to follow his sketchy command. But every road Grayson travels down leads to the bizarre, the unexplained, and taco-induced heartburn. Vampires. Zombiguanas. Ikigai smell. Cheesy moustaches.It's hard to decide which is scarier.But decide, Bobbie must. And before sundown, too. Because in the freaky parts of Florida she now investigates with Grayson, nothing is ever quite exactly as it seems ....The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!

Author : Tim Dorsey
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 397 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2009-10-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780061833021

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Florida Roadkill by Tim Dorsey Pdf

Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs . . . and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!

Author : Marie Force
Publisher : HTJB, Inc.
Page : 1010 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2022-03-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781952793936

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Miami Nights Series Boxed Set, Books 1-3 by Marie Force Pdf

From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Marie Force comes a steamy contemporary romance series about love, loss, family and the ties that bind us to one another... Book 1: How Much I Feel, After the tragic loss of her husband, Carmen has focused on starting her dream career. Babysitting a handsome, arrogant neurosurgeon isn’t how she imagined her first day at Miami-Dade General Hospital. Dr. Jason Northup isn’t going to mess up those plans, even if he makes Maria’s lady parts stand up and say hello. However, her heart—and other parts—don’t seem to care about those plans. Book 2: How Much I Care, After donating bone marrow to a young girl, Maria gets an email from the child’s grateful father, but everything is anonymous until the one-year mark. One email becomes another, until they are caught up in an unexpected friendship. The last thing Marie expected him to be was a gorgeous, famous ballplayer and now she’s falling for a man she’s never met. Book 3: How Much I Love, Wyatt Blake is a cardiothoracic surgeon who had a life-saving heart transplant at 17. The average life expectancy for a transplant patient is 11 years. Now 34, Wyatt feels he’s about six years past his expiration date when he meets Dee Giordino. She's sweet, kind, loving and drop-dead gorgeous. Wyatt doesn’t think it would be fair to drag someone else into his reality when his future is so uncertain. But Dee, she's different from the beginning, and maybe, just maybe, Wyatt might have to break all the rules for her... Fair or not. BONUS! This boxed set includes the Nochebuena holiday short story!

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2021-03-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 173455116X

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A Magic Touch by Ward Parker Pdf

Be careful what you touch.My name is Darla, and people think I'm weird. I know this because I'm a telepath.After my second husband bails without a word, I'm moving back to my hometown, San Marcos, Florida, one of the nation's oldest cities. I'm here to open a nearly 300-year-old inn, and, hopefully, begin a new life. It turns out the inn comes with ghosts and other supernatural features. And the paranormal in my genes is going haywire.My telepathy has always been hit or miss. But now, along with the arrival of my first hot flashes, I gain a new ability: psychometry. By touching an object, I can read the thoughts and emotions of other people who have touched it.Good thoughts as well as creepy thoughts. Sweet emotions as well as memories of murder.Yep, I help a detective investigate a murder. And not a bad-looking detective, I should add.Living in an ancient city and running an old inn, I'm constantly touching things filled with memories.And some of them could kill me.

Author : Margaret Lashley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2021-12-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1949989488

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Ape Shift by Margaret Lashley Pdf

Author : Lashley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 246 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2019-05-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194998902X

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Dr. Prepper by Lashley Pdf

I Want to Believe-But I Mean, Really? All Bobbie Drex wanted was something normal-a new career as a private investigator. But after signing up with Nick Grayson to complete her internship, nothing normal has happened since. In fact, when Grayson gets a call about a possible alien invasion going down in Plant City, Florida, normal packs its bags and books a flight for another planet. Man pudding. Zombies. Wayne's World wannabees. Not to mention the whole "living with a stranger in an RV" thing. The horrors! Bobbie needs her license. Grayson holds the key-to both that and the visions that have plagued her since a ricochet bullet struck her between the eyes. If Bobbie's going to survive in Grayson's bizarre new world, she's going to have to learn fast. Good thing she's packing a Glock-and enough snark to qualify as a lethal backup weapon. The weirdness of The X-Files, the humor of The Dresden Files, and the insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form The Drex Files-a delicious, semi-dark comic mystery mashup. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series! Get your copy now!

Author : Tony DiTerlizzi,Holly Black
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2023-02-21
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781665930048

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The Wyrm King by Tony DiTerlizzi,Holly Black Pdf

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the #1 New York Times bestselling Spiderwick Chronicles and get ready for the series soon to be streaming on Disney+ with this eighth and final installment in the fantastical adventures featuring updated text. The Wyrm King was previously published under the series title Beyond the Spiderwick Chronicles. Nick and Laurie thought their worries were behind them when they drove all the giants into the sea. But now, the Grace kids have come to tell them they may have more trouble coming their way! It turns out the giants control the population of Hydra, a dragon-like creature that is creating sinkholes all over Florida. But with the mermaids refusing to return the giants to the shore, the nixies still missing and the threat of a destroyed Florida drawing closer, the kids have to take matters in their own hands. Will Nick and Laurie be able to stop the destruction they unwittingly caused with the help of the Field Guide?

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
Page : 261 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2020-07-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781957158051

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Gnome Coming by Ward Parker Pdf

They’re coming for you. Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They’re displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of “accidental” human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women’s Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too. Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2019-12-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781957158020

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Snowbirds of Prey by Ward Parker Pdf

A new kind of paranormal mystery with some very old monsters. Book 1 of a complete series. Everyone retires to Florida. Even supernaturals. Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve. A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents will be staked on sight. Missy has to play detective with a little help from her magick. She and a cute local reporter try to prove that the murderer doesn’t live at Squid Tower—and not get themselves killed in the process. Snowbirds of Prey kicks off the Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries, a complete, clean, cozy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you’re a fan of paranormal women’s fiction and like mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today. The Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries: Snowbirds of Prey Invasive Species Fate Is a Witch Gnome Coming Going Batty Dirty Old Manatee Gazillions of Reptilians Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2020-04-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781957158044

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Fate Is a Witch by Ward Parker Pdf

Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you. After a failed marriage and burnout from her hospital nursing career, Missy Mindle has started over in midlife. She’s now a home-health nurse to elderly vampires and werewolves in Florida. And she’s also improving her craft as a witch. But suddenly she has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him? Oh, and don’t forget the hordes of ghouls and Hemingway lookalikes. Who will stop them? Missy gets plenty of unsolicited advice from a 400-year-old ghost. And also from the Fates. The three ancient Greek goddesses happen to live in a trailer park nearby. They know whether she’ll survive or not, but that’s the one thing they’re not saying. Fate Is a Witch is the third book of Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Author : Margaret Lashley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2020-04-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1949989100

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Moth Busters, Dr. Prepper, Oral Robbers by Margaret Lashley Pdf

Florida. Why is it Always Florida?740 Pages of Weird, Wacky, Escapist Fun!Get set for three unforgettably hilarious romps through the rural backroads of the state that's become synonymous with strange!Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson's a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.Like Christopher Moore? Carl Hiassen? Tim Dorsey? You'll probably love Oral Robbers, too! The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 264 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2020-07-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1734551135

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Gnome Coming by Ward Parker Pdf

They're coming for youCan you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental" human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women's Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too.Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women's fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.