Funkin Weird The Record Book 5

Author : Winnie Winkle
Publisher : J. S. Netwal
Page : 430 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2022-07-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798985961010

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Funkin' Weird: The Record, Book 5 by Winnie Winkle Pdf

Book 5 of this funny, paranormal urban fantasy series keeps you laughing and makes you think! Winnie's powerhouse narration style and plots full of twists and turns make every page jump. ~~~ 5.0 out of 5 stars Twisty, satisfying and heartbreaking. Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2022 Verified Purchase I originally got into this series because of the clever blurb and the image of Poseidon in a Speedo. I haven't looked back, or been disappointed! In "Funkin' Weird" the world has just made a turn of cosmic proportions and the magical and non-magical elements are seeking balance--with the added complication of a new race. No one knows how this will go but the races are vying for the top spot! My mind was blown by the twisty way the plot unfolded and in no way could I have anticipated the way it manifested. With snarky humor and amazing insights into the nature of the universe as well as wonderful inner dialog from the main characters, Winnie Winkle delivers. Not to mention Titanic sex scenes, and Funkin' Weird drinks! I can't recommend this series enough! ~~~ Down is up, lore is lie, and when the titans aren’t busy boinkin’ they’re getting buzzed. It’s shading weird around here. What's really cookin' my logistical noodle is the immortals. They're dying. Not the most accurate branding, right? I've got a handful of puzzle pieces that don't fit, and a sense of doom that won't quit. What happens when an immortal dies? I wish I knew. As the Keeper, I’m trying to hold the magical and human worlds aligned. I’ve got a symbiotic book, a partner, and dumb luck. The upheaval in Olympus is tinder for a witch war. My lover’s a god who thinks gaming the system is fine, my bestie is a witch ready to toss the Olympians out on their butts, and I’ve got to save a new magical race that can’t find their behinds with both hands and a flashlight. Then the real deal showed up ready to burn the world to the ground. I’m screwed, and it’s only Wednesday.

Author : Winnie Winkle
Publisher : J. S. Netwal
Page : 243 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2022-12-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798985961041

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Bongo & Delilah Crash Cassadaga by Winnie Winkle Pdf

First Contact is about to get fugly. It’s time to rock out a plan to recruit more humans, so Bongo, Delilah, and Billy Bob, their little green pal from Hepcurtia, take their First Contact show on the road. With humans receiving advanced tech and space travel and the Heps getting a much needed new set of eyes on their planet-sized problem, Team Billy is riding a win. Too bad a gang of fuglies–AKA the Overlaws–want to steal their alien transport. And kill them. Or kidnap Billy Bob. Possibly all three. Evil is fluid. After Delilah saves their butts, the plan morphs into “hunker down in Cassadaga,” a sleepy Florida psychic town sporting a ghost and a pile of FBI hotties. But it doesn’t take a clairvoyant to know the Overlaws aren’t hitting the snooze button. No rules. Tons of guns. With these guys, violence is always option one. Team Billy is almost out of time to fly their latest batch of Earth volunteers to the Hepcurtian homeworld, expose old and new secrets, thwart greed, and slurp that sweet, sweet moonshine. Can they sober up and win the moment? With Delilah behind the wheel and Billy in the back, the sky is no longer the limit. Tune in to the second careening caper! --- Reviews are in for Book 1, and readers LOVE it! D. Antonio 5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Reviewed in the United States on October 27, 2022 Verified Purchase Check your brain at the door, remove all breakables from the area and make sure you won’t disturb anyone; then kick back and enjoy this fun filled laugh out loud romp. I giggle snorted my way through this tale of accountants, rednecks and aliens. ET has nothing on Blleburbk. And amidst all the laughter there is a really important story about sustainability and acceptance. I adored this book and can’t wait for future adventures. Leslie Moore 5.0 out of 5 stars Alien Glamour Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2022 This tasty start to a new series has it all. Glitz, glam, a deeply satisfying friendship , a stern warning and an alien in drag. I found that this delightfully chaotic, eyebrow lifting, adventure bent my mind in all the right ways. Aliens need to recruit the people of earth and found the right partners in a couple of snarky ladies on vacation with a flexible view of life! Couldn't put it down! Jennifer T. Conaway 5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, fun, fun! Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2022 There is nothing not to like about this book. It is a fun romp through a very entertaining situation. Don't take it too seriously, folks--this is definitely a book to be read for pure laugh out loud enjoyment! I am looking forward to the next installments to see where this madcap tale travels! And when you are done, follow the author and check out her other books. You'll never regret it!

Author : Winnie Winkle
Publisher : J. S. Netwal
Page : 238 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2023-02-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798985961065

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Bongo & Delilah Ain't Saints by Winnie Winkle Pdf

Are you ready for a hilarious, out-of-this-world road trip with a twist? Earth needs allies, and fast! Bongo and Delilah suspect Billy Bob, the hitchhiking alien they’re helping, hasn’t been entirely honest about the reasons for his visit to Earth. The situation turns from troublesome to worse when they discover his planet embroiled in a civil war with the dolphin-like Wrothics, and that a third planet’s forces are on a collision course with Earth. With the stakes much higher than they expected, the cultural misunderstandings and political red tape make the race against doomsday a tough assignment. Now, they must save not one, but two planets before it’s too late. Good thing they brought plenty of hooch! Success depends on how fast they act and how much booze they consume. Make sure you don’t miss the continuing adventures of Bongo, Delilah, and Billy Bob as hilarity ensues in this action-packed sci-fi comedy escapade that keeps you on the edge of your seat and laughing out loud as the trio careens into their next space, snark, and booze filled adventure!

Author : Winnie Winkle
Publisher : J. S. Netwal
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2022-10-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798985961027

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Bongo & Delilah Break Daytona by Winnie Winkle Pdf

When you mess up your ecosystem to the point you’re on the menu, it’s time to call in the calvary. Specifically, Earth. Blleburbk arrives outside a Pennsylvania bar and hops in the back of a pink pickup. Bongo, whose husband decided he wanted to live (and poop, apparently) in the woods, left her. Since a timberland apron life is not Bongo’s goal, it’s a good thing her bestie, Delilah, surprised her with a Florida road trip. One slight issue: they end up as ground zero for Earth’s first contact. Now they’re helping Blleburbk, renamed Billy Bob by Delilah, who’s halfway to stealing their hearts. He has to find Earth volunteers without blowing his cover, and Delilah has the solution. A few quarts of makeup later, Billy Bob is ready to debut as a drag queen. An attack by a super creepy dude puts them on the run, and Billy Bob is running out of time. Help, in the form of an Elton John impersonator, a shrimp boat captain, and the queen of the Crazy Cute, Vivian Vavoom, may not be enough as Mr. Creepy finds them, and this time, he’s not farking around. Can they get it together and meet the mother ship? Will Billy make it out alive or be so much dissection fodder? Tune in for their first redonkulous caper. It’s Space~Snark~Booze time!

Author : Winnie Winkle
Publisher : J. S. Netwal
Page : 401 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2021-06-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781732905061

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Boogie Beach: The Record, Book 1 by Winnie Winkle Pdf

A funny, paranormal urban fantasy book that keeps you laughing and makes you think! Winnie's powerhouse narration style and plots full of twists and turns make every page jump. 5.0 out of 5 stars Thrilled to find such a well written and interesting book! Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2022 Verified Purchase Beautifully written with a fresh take on an interaction with the pantheon. It grabbed me and wrenched emotions from me one after another. Loved it! And the best part is that there are more books in the series to read. Now please excuse me as I dive into the next one. ~~~ Two bars, one magical and one human, lie in the exact same space. That should work. It’d better; I run those joints and we’re under attack. I live a pretty weird life—as in gods in speedos, powerful witches with little patience for mere humans, and shifters whose vibrations make my guts quake. Plus, an oceanside bar and a magical book run my existence. Beach life and eccentric are besties. The record picked me, Cleopatra O’Keefe, to be the next Keeper. I took over the book and started chronicling the intersection and occasional asininity of the human and magical worlds. That’s when eccentric plunked its butt on the deck next to mine and we careened into the world of funky oddities seasoned with occasional mayhem. I’ve juggled the two worlds for almost twenty years, but my pier is under attack from the one entity feared by gods and magicals alike. Between slinging drinks, writing the history, and trying to keep the worlds in balance, I’m discovering that the Keeper’s job has way more depth than the magicals told me. Who’s lying? Which bits are truth? I’m at a crossroads and it’s time to make a choice. Toe the line and live, or save the world and die? Typical Tuesday.

Author : Tara Westover
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 406 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2018-02-20
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781443452502

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Educated by Tara Westover Pdf

For readers of The Glass Castle and Wild, a stunning new memoir about family, loss and the struggle for a better future #1 International Bestseller Tara Westover was seventeen when she first set foot in a classroom. Instead of traditional lessons, she grew up learning how to stew herbs into medicine, scavenging in the family scrap yard and helping her family prepare for the apocalypse. She had no birth certificate and no medical records and had never been enrolled in school. Westover’s mother proved a marvel at concocting folk remedies for many ailments. As Tara developed her own coping mechanisms, little by little, she started to realize that what her family was offering didn’t have to be her only education. Her first day of university was her first day in school—ever—and she would eventually win an esteemed fellowship from Cambridge and graduate with a PhD in intellectual history and political thought.

Author : George Clinton,Ben Greenman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2014
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781476751085

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Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You? by George Clinton,Ben Greenman Pdf

Traces the funk music legend's rise from a 1950s barbershop quartet to an influential multigenre artist, discussing his pivotal artistic and business achievements with Parliament-Funkadelic. 75,000 first printing.

Author : Kris Needs
Publisher : Omnibus Press
Page : 376 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2014-06-16
Category : Music
ISBN : 9781783230372

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George Clinton & The Cosmic Odyssey of the P-Funk Empire by Kris Needs Pdf

The first in-depth biography of one of music's most fascinating, colourful and innovative characters. This book is the most comprehensive history yet of the life, music and cultural significance of the last of the great black music pioneers and the era which spawned him. Clinton stands alongside James Brown, Jimi Hendrix and Sly Stone as one of the most influential black artists of all time who, along with his vast P-Funk army took black funk into the US charts and sold out stadiums by the mid 1970s with his mind-blowing shows and legendary Mothership extravaganzas. The book contains first hand interview material with Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Jerome Bigfoot Brailey, Junie Morrison, Bobby Gillespie, Afrika Bambaataa, Jalal Nuriddin (Last Poets), Juan Atkins, John Sinclair, Rob Tyner (MC5), Ed Sanders (The Fugs), Chip Monck ("The Voice of Woodstock ) plus other P-Funk associates and friends. The book presents an insiders' view of the rise of Parliament and Funkadelic from the doowop era and LSD-crazed early shows through to P-Funk s huge rise, the era of the Mothership and beyond.

Author : Ben Greenman
Publisher : Melville House Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Celebrities
ISBN : 1933633700

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Please Step Back by Ben Greenman Pdf

A swirling 1960s saga of the rise and fall of a true American icon. Rock Foxx is a rock star. But he is not just any rock star - Rock is an outrageous showman whose unprecedented mixed-race, mixed-gender band creates a new, socially conscious kind of music. Then, at the height of his fame, Rock suddenly disappears. In the hands of New Yorker editor Ben Greenman, this pseudo-bio of a fascinating character becomes both highly literary and immensely entertaining, a tale about rock'n'roll and about a complicated but key moment in American history.

Author : Kent Russell
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2016-02-09
Category : Literary Collections
ISBN : 9780804170444

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I Am Sorry to Think I Have Raised a Timid Son by Kent Russell Pdf

With a chirp, a smirk, and a nod, Kent Russell crisscrosses the country, seeking immersive experiences and revelations on society’s ragged edge. He pitches a tent among the Insane Clown Posse’s fans, known as Juggalos, treks to the end of the continent to find out how a legendary hockey enforcer is preparing for his own death, and explores the Amish obsession with baseball as well as his own obsession with horror, blood, and guts. Between these reports from the world at large, Russell introduces us to his raging and inimitable forebears—above all, his large-living, volatile, hard-as-nails dad. I Am Sorry to Think I Have Raised a Timid Son is a haunting and howling portrait of America—and American manhood—and the introduction of a ferociously brilliant new voice navigating the junctures between savagery and civilization within himself.

Author : Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2009-03-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780307531780

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The Illustrated Mum by Jacqueline Wilson Pdf

Covered from head to toe with one-of-a-kind tattoos, Marigold is the brightest, most beautiful mother in the world. At least, that’s what Dolphin thinks—she just wishes Marigold wouldn’t stay out quite so late or have mood spells every now and again. Dolphin’s older sister, Star, loves Marigold too, but she’s tired of looking after her. So when Star’s dad shows up out of the blue and offers to let the girls stay with him, Star jumps at the opportunity. But Dolphin can’t bear to leave Marigold alone. Now it’s just the two of them, and Dolphin is about to be in over her head. . . .

Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1564 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 1978-07
Category : Copyright
ISBN : MINN:30000011042474

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Catalog of Copyright Entries, Fourth Series by Library of Congress. Copyright Office Pdf

Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1566 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 1978
Category : Copyright
ISBN : UIUC:30112113402249

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Catalog of Copyright Entries, Third Series by Library of Congress. Copyright Office Pdf

Includes index.

Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1370 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 1978
Category : Copyright
ISBN : STANFORD:36105119498256

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Catalog of Copyright Entries by Library of Congress. Copyright Office Pdf

Author : Ben Greenman
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04-11
Category : Music
ISBN : 9781250128362

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Dig If You Will the Picture by Ben Greenman Pdf

Named one of the best music books of 2017 by The Wall Street Journal A unique and kaleidoscopic look into the life, legacy, and electricity of the pop legend Prince and his wideranging impact on our culture Ben Greenman, New York Times bestselling author, contributing writer to the New Yorker, and owner of thousands of recordings of Prince and Prince-related songs, knows intimately that there has never been a rock star as vibrant, mercurial, willfully contrary, experimental, or prolific as Prince. Uniting a diverse audience while remaining singularly himself, Prince was a tireless artist, a musical virtuoso and chameleon, and a pop-culture prophet who shattered traditional ideas of race and gender, rewrote the rules of identity, and redefined the role of sex in pop music. A polymath in his own right who collaborated with George Clinton and Questlove on their celebrated memoirs, Greenman has been listening to and writing about Prince since the mid-eighties. Here, with the passion of an obsessive fan and the skills of a critic, journalist, and novelist, he mines his encyclopedic knowledge of Prince’s music to tell both his story and the story of the paradigm-shifting ideas that he communicated to his millions of fans around the world. Greenman's take on Prince is the autobiography of a generation and its ideas. Asking a series of questions—not only “Who was Prince?” but “Who wasn’t he?” and “Who are we?”—Dig if You Will the Picture is a fitting tribute to an extraordinary talent.