Funny Short Stories For Seniors And The Elderly

Author : Christian Stahl
Publisher : Midealuck Publishing
Page : 251 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2023-03-06
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9781739249168

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100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by Christian Stahl Pdf

Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism. Many elderlies tend to view nursing homes as a boring and stressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.

Author : Charlie Miller
Publisher : Lak Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2022-11-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1648450938

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100 Uplifting Short Stories for Seniors by Charlie Miller Pdf

Packed with 100 uplifting short stories in large print font size, this book is perfect for the elderly and senior citizens. The primary goal of this collection is to engage the reader with delightful and stimulating stories. Many stories herein may cause people to laugh out loud. And that's precisely the point-because a laugh a day keeps the doctor away! Research has shown that reminiscing and good storytelling have many positive effects on seniors, in particular, elevating their moods and sense of well-being while also reducing their agitation. In this book you'll find: - 100 heart-warming true stories on a variety of subjects like altruism, heroism and justice in the world. - Stories specifically written to keep the reader's mind engaged and even crack up a laugh! - Large print font size and short paragraphs to make it easy to read. All 100 uplifting stories here for the elderly are told in a simple, humorous style. They're fun and informative at the same time, making this book the perfect present for an exceptional senior or two in your life. Be inspired, enjoy, and lighten up!

Author : Christian Stahl
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2023-03-29
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 1447773861

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Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by Christian Stahl Pdf

Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism.Manyelderliestend to viewnursing homes as a boring andstressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.

Author : Christian Stahl
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2023-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1739249178

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100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by Christian Stahl Pdf

This book contains 100 humorous stories written for seniors, including true stories, wedding anniversary humor, anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and good-hearted essays about the elderly

Author : Midealuck Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2023-11-12
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 1304917843

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Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever by Midealuck Publishing Pdf

An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Jones, you're in great shape," said the doctor. "How do you do it?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me." Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Jones in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said. "I don't think that's anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing into the fridge at night." Good stories and funny jokes never go away. However, times have changed, and when someone smiles at you, it doesn't have to be pity, but it probably is. Why not march towards the sunset, and have a little fun along the way, whether it's with grandma in bed (pun intended) or with a funny book. The Doctor said a lot of nonsense, but he was probably right in saying that laughter is the best medicine. So why not chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older, a little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.

Author : Bill Rendly
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2023-11-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798223158950

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100 Funny Short Stories For Seniors by Bill Rendly Pdf

Dive into this delightful collection of amusing tales, each inspired by actual events that are almost too incredible to be true. Perfectly crafted for seniors, these 100 short stories offer a light-hearted escape, brimming with wit and humor. From quirky mishaps to laugh-out-loud moments, the stories are short enough to enjoy in one sitting but memorable enough to ponder over long after. This book is an excellent gift for anyone who loves a good chuckle, particularly those who appreciate the unique blend of wisdom and whimsy that comes with life's experience. It's a testament to the saying that truth can be stranger - and more amusing - than fiction. Ideal for senior readers, this anthology is sure to bring a smile to your face and a giggle to your day.

Author : Elina Ellis
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2019-02-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781529008104

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The Truth About Old People by Elina Ellis Pdf

A Children's Book of the Year in The Telegraph and an Empathy Lab Read for Empathy book 2020. A very funny and lovable picture book tribute to grandparents and older people. When you're small, everybody bigger than you seems really old. But does being older have to mean being boring, or slow, or quiet? NO! Elina Ellis' wonderful illustrations reveal that the age you are makes no difference to how amazing you can be. From the winner of the Macmillan Prize for Illustration 2017, The Truth About Old People is an instant favourite with children and grown-ups that tackles ageism without being preachy. Elina has a great talent for characterful illustration: you'll feel like you've known this family all your life.

Author : Ellis Jonatha
Publisher : short stories
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2023-12-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798223947578

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100 Heartwarming and Humorous Short Stories for Seniors by Ellis Jonatha Pdf

100 Easy-to-Read Heartwarming and Humorous Short Stories for Seniors.' This curated collection celebrates the beauty of aging gracefully, offering a tapestry of heartwarming tales that navigate the rich landscapes of senior experiences. Each story is a gem, sparkling with humor and resonating with the warmth of shared moments. From endearing anecdotes capturing resilience to hilarious escapades that will leave you in stitches, this book is a treasure trove of feel-good narratives. Perfect for leisurely reading or as a thoughtful gift, this carefully crafted selection strikes a balance between heartwarming stories and delightful humor. Join us in celebrating the golden years through these 100 short stories, where each page is a timeless reminder of life's precious moments. Embrace the power of laughter and love with a collection that celebrates the extraordinary journey of growing old with grace and a smile

Author : Marvellous Sampson
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2023-09-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798862283556

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Funny Stories For The Elderly by Marvellous Sampson Pdf

Laughter is the best medicine. It's a saying all of us have come across. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone, and it can help you both physically and mentally. It helps you relax and relieve stress, all the while boosting your immune system by releasing endorphins. Laughter also helps prevent potential heart diseases, as you laugh your blood flow increases which in turn improves the function of your blood vessels. But the best part is, it brings you joy. This book right here wants to help with that. Funny Stories for the Elderly is an entertaining collection of short stories that aims to make you smile. All the better if you burst out laughing.

Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2004-08-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780736931458

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Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps by Karen O'Connor Pdf

Speaker and author Karen O'Connor urges her post-fifty friends to "laugh and love all the way home to the Father's house." With humor and wisdom, Karen shares personal and gathered stories about the blessings of surviving and surpassing middle-age. Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps overflows with candor and helps the boomin' baby boomer market celebrate with: funny stories of the antics and adventures of getting older "conversations with God" for a deeper prayer life hopeful words for the tough times For those who have already traded in their wimp status for a more courageous existence or those still wondering about the future, this delightful read affirms that the latter decades are filled with God's promises and joys.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 1996
Category : New Age movement
ISBN : 0911560025

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The Urantia Book by Anonim Pdf

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Page : 452 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2010-09-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781423141082

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It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini Pdf

Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Author : Andrea Partee,Sandra King,Sharon Crock
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2013-06-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1484991680

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Aging With Humor and Grace by Andrea Partee,Sandra King,Sharon Crock Pdf

In the first of Partee's funny books for women, the award winning Aging with Humor and Grace may just be a cross between Erma Bombeck and Chicken Soup for the Soul. This humorous book isn't just about aging, it's about living life. Partee's entertaining anecdotes will make you laugh whether she's describing the application of eye makeup with glasses on or what to do with your extra chin. Her funny stories include how to conquer restless leg syndrome; the drawback of starting an exercise program after a ten year hiatus and admitting to ridiculous fears and phobias. While written especially for middle aged women, it's not just about new wrinkles. It's about family and relationships as well. You'll find funny short stories about parenting, family life and the drawback of raising kids to be honest. And embarrassing moments abound whether she's falling off her high heels in front of her ex-husband's wife, discovering hair growing in the wrong places or sharing the tough way she lost 40 pounds.Andrea's authentic, honest and hilarious sense of humor is like listening to your best friend (or wishing you had one like this) over a cup of freshly brewed coffee in the kitchen or a glass of wine outside on a summer evening.More Rave Reviews…~ “A great work of fiction.” --An ex husband~ “This is a book everyone should buy.” - -Her creditors~ “Filled with funny stories, I wish she'd had this sense of humor when I raised the rent.” --Her landlord~ “I especially enjoyed the section on eyesight and the stupidity of texting while driving.” -- Used car salesman~ “With a sense of humor all her own, this funny lady may be just what you need to laugh out loud.” --Anonymous Readers Favorite Says…If you are looking for an inspirational book about gracefully coping with the less than appealing aspects of aging, Andrea Partee's "Aging with Humor and Grace" isn't that tale. Instead Partee provides hilarious insight into the pitfalls of aging in a self-deprecating way to which we can all relate...or will eventually be able to relate. You don't have to be a woman of a certain age to enjoy her witty, and often embarrassing take on wayward hair growth, bodily functions, pregnancy and child-rearing among dozens of other frighteningly funny topics. Partee's book is aptly named because she deals with embarrassment, insecurity and tragedy with both humor and grace. Subtly touting the grace that comes from the ability to laugh at oneself, "Aging with Humor and Grace" is a refreshing take on a genre typically focused on how to reverse the clock and make your fifty year old bum look twenty again. Written in a fast-paced, acerbic manner, this book allows women to laugh about the inevitability of aging in an effort to accept what comes. Instead of pretending as though she has found the secret to aging gracefully, Partee simply provides her funny take on the things we are often afraid to talk about in public. When the time comes for you to cope with the hazards of aging, skip the self-help section and pass by the plastic surgeon's guide to aging gracefully and go straight to the humor section where Partee will happily guide you down the road to aging gracefully and hilariously. - - Natasha Jackson for Readers' FavoriteScroll up and click the “look inside” feature or buy this treasure now.

Author : Jason Earley
Publisher : LifeRich Publishing
Page : 262 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781489733900

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Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist by Jason Earley Pdf

This book is about Man's pointless quest for truth, his goal to establish footing in the hereafter - for eternity. This book is about Man's right to dominate and exploit the lower animals and my firm belief that as I speak, there are dozens of carnivorous intelligent species perfectly willing to place Man on the menu - a privilege bestowed to them by their omnipotent, omniscient god and contained within the text of their god-inspired dogma, On this day, we will be granted an epiphany - that a monotheist served over rice will provide a well balanced diet of protein, B vitamins and riboflavin. From that point on - Galileo, Issac Newton, Aristotle and Frederick Nietzsche will be sustenance and everything that Man has created over the past two thousand years will be marginalized by the simple fact that we are delicious.

Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0736922474

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The Golden Years Ain't for Wimps by Karen O'Connor Pdf

You'll enjoy reading and sharing these short stories that highlight the joy of bsing alive, the funny situations we get ourselves into, and the faith that makes life worthwhile (back cover).