Funny Stuff

Author : Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2015-03-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452140742

Get Book

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School... by Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud Pdf

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Author : Patrick Strait
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-02
Category : History
ISBN : 1681341867

Get Book

Funny Thing about Minnesota... by Patrick Strait Pdf

An insiders' look at the land of 10,000 laughs--how Minneapolis became a hotspot for comedy. It is a lively look back at the wild '80s scene and the creative legacy it wrought.

Author : Robert Gardiner
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2014-01-25
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781493159161

Get Book

More Funny Stuff by Robert Gardiner Pdf

With just a hint of Ogden Nash, this volume of light verse takes a sly, quirky look at the human scene, and finds in most of it a readily available source of mirth. For example. Foibles: Reflections of a Gossip. Aging: Just too Old to be a Good Liar. Naughty: On Julias Clothes. Strange predilections: The Dung Beetle. Critters: How to Make a Cow Eco-friendly. Vittles: Last Words to a Lobster. The joys of medicine: Ode to a Colonoscopy. Cheerful Nonsense: Ode to a Pair of Missing Pants. These poems are just a few of the 125 that comprise this new and witty compendium, designed, in the words of the sub-title, to jostle your chuckle-bone.

Author : Drew Hayden Taylor
Publisher : D & M Publishers
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2016-10-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781771621328

Get Book

Take Us to Your Chief by Drew Hayden Taylor Pdf

A forgotten Haudenosaunee social song beams into the cosmos like a homing beacon for interstellar visitors. A computer learns to feel sadness and grief from the history of atrocities committed against First Nations. A young Native man discovers the secret to time travel in ancient petroglyphs. Drawing inspiration from science fiction legends like Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury, Drew Hayden Taylor frames classic science-fiction tropes in an Aboriginal perspective. The nine stories in this collection span all traditional topics of science fiction--from peaceful aliens to hostile invaders; from space travel to time travel; from government conspiracies to connections across generations. Yet Taylor's First Nations perspective draws fresh parallels, likening the cultural implications of alien contact to those of the arrival of Europeans in the Americas, or highlighting the impossibility of remaining a "good Native" in such an unnatural situation as a space mission. Infused with Native stories and variously mysterious, magical and humorous, Take Us to Your Chief is the perfect mesh of nostalgically 1950s-esque science fiction with modern First Nations discourse.

Author : Michael J Fox
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780733626814

Get Book

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Future: Twists And Turns And Lessons Learned by Michael J Fox Pdf

In the tradition of TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE and THE LAST LECTURE comes an inspiring book of life lessons from Michael J Fox. Michael J Fox didn't finish high school, but he has gone on to receive honorary degrees from several universities and has achieved the highest accolades for his acting, as well as his writing. In his new book, he inspires and motivates his readers to work hard, achieve the most they can and maximise their abilities – all with his trademark optimism, warmth and humour. From moving to Los Angeles fresh from Canada, without a high school degree and learning to live on a wage to taking on roles in 'Family Ties' and the 'Back to the Future' movies and nearly crashing and burning and then learning to cope first with the death of his father and then with his own diagnosis of Parkinson's disease, MJF shares what he's learned about life, work, love, family and happiness and everything else along the way.

Author : Clyde Murdock
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
Page : 238 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1577483685

Get Book

Funny Stuff by Clyde Murdock Pdf

Clyde Murdock shares his collection of over 400 jokes clean enough to tell your grandmother.

Author : Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 45 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2017-03-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452160849

Get Book

A Funny Thing Happened at the Museum . . . by Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud Pdf

There's more to this museum than meets the eye! This is the wonderfully wacky world of celebrated international author-illustrator team Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the duo behind Junior Library Guild selections I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . , The Truth About My Unbelievable Summer . . . , and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School . . . . Notoriously (and delightfully) unreliable narrator Henry is late to a museum where his class is spending the day. But he has a plan: He'll just catch up in one of the exhibits. That's not possible in these halls! With volcanoes erupting, dinosaurs charging, and secret stairwells lurking, reuniting with his classmates becomes a quest of outrageous proportions. Young readers will revel in this entertaining book's over-the-top antics.

Author : Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2004-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0743247639

Get Book

The Funny Thing Is... by Ellen DeGeneres Pdf

An indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read—or wants to fool people into thinking they do—The Funny Thing Is... is sure to make you laugh. Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book. After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a work that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, The Funny Thing Is... contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche and offers innovative features including: -More than 50,000 simple, short words arranged in sentences that form paragraphs. -Thousands of observations on everyday life—from terrible fashion trends to how to handle seating arrangements for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem. -All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

Author : Jeanne Robertson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 1998-08-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0927577038

Get Book

Don't Let the Funny Stuff Get Away by Jeanne Robertson Pdf

Author : Wanda Gág
Publisher : Coward McCann
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 1929
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015010698044

Get Book

The Funny Thing by Wanda Gág Pdf

The Funny Thing is an "aminal" who eats nothing but dolls until the good little man of the mountains gets him to taste the jum jills.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1600910769

Get Book

The Funny Things They Say! by Anonim Pdf

Author : The Estate of Rebecca Farnworth
Publisher : Random House
Page : 370 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2010-08-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781407071503

Get Book

A Funny Thing About Love by The Estate of Rebecca Farnworth Pdf

The funny thing about love is that just when you think you've got it sorted, it turns round and bites you on the behind. Which is exactly what's happened to Carmen Miller. Her ex husband's girlfriend is pregnant, her career as a comedy agent is going down the pan, she's made a fool of herself with fellow agent Will Hunter, a man she's fancied for ages, and to cap it all she has to move out of her flat. Surely things can't get any worse. Moving down to Brighton to write the TV comedy series that she's always dreamed about, Carmen meets the divine Daniel. A man so gorgeous, she doesn't even mind that he's got long hair. It seems that Carmen's life is on the up again. Until, that is... love bites again. Looks like Carmen's back where she started. But could it be that love isn't the problem? Maybe she's just been choosing the wrong men.

Author : Pat Stewart
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 366 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2000-04
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780595094240

Get Book

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Beirut by Pat Stewart Pdf

It's hard to coach a team when your players don't show up. Mafi muscula. Hard to make air flights without reservations. Mafi muscula. Can't tape ankles without tape. Hey! Why isn't Darrin here from the States yet? Mafi Muscula. Can't understand these Hungarian menu forms...we could starve. Mafi muscula. We're almost out of tea. Muscula! In Arabic, mafi muscula means "no problem." But a better definition is probably: "no problem for ME, big problem for YOU." Saudi Arabia is where mafi musculas start, but they don't end there. From Saudi it's on to a training camp near Budapest then onward to Beruit for the basketball championships of the Eighth Pan Arab Games. Some funny things happen along the way. And there, too. These are recounted through the eyes of an American coach. They sometimes happen on the court., but more often off. Some are pretty peculiar and that's the kind of questions they raise. For example: —Was Bruce Springsteen born in Saudi Arabia? —Do you know how to properly kiss your players? —Why are Homer's underpants radioactive? —Is Martin as dead as he thinks? —Is Adel as dead as Coach tells his mom he is? —How to get a lunatic asylum airborne? —When must camels kill you? And more.

Author : Mike the Cop
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2016-02-09
Category : Detective and mystery stories
ISBN : 1523977701

Get Book

You Can't Make This Stuff Up by Mike the Cop Pdf

One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.

Author : Frank Frazetta
Publisher : Yoe Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN : 1613771673

Get Book

Frazetta Funny Stuff by Frank Frazetta Pdf

Frank Frazetta! He's been rightfully called The Grand Master of Fantasy Art! But, it's little known that Frazetta also conquered other worlds in the Golden Age of Comics, as shown in his Donald Duck-ish funny animal and hilarious hillbilly comic book stories. Even those aware of this wonderful Frazetta art don't know the extent -- this book is a whopping 256, large-format pages! Did we mention ferocious, terrifying wolves and swampland creatures in the plethora of animal stories illustrations as only Frazetta could draw them? There's also lions and tigers and bears -- oh my! -- before Frazetta's famous paintings captured the same subjects. But wait, there's more! You'll see the roots of the Frazetta Girl in the sexy Kathy teenage girl adventures and the hot Daisy Mae-look-alike, Clarabelle, in the hillbilly hi-jinks stories of her beau, Looey Lazybones (Holy Li'l Abner!). The introduction is by famed cartoon director Ralph Bakshi, who closely worked with Frazetta when they co-produced the animated feature film, Fire and Ice. Bakshi shares rare insights, anecdotes, photos, and Frazetta drawings, and created a special painting of Frazetta and himself as funny animals for this beautiful hardcover, full-color coffee table book! Frazetta -- Funny Stuff is edited and designed by Eisner award-winner Craig Yoe. As with the entire line of Yoe Books, the reproduction techniques employed strive to preserve the look and feel of expensive vintage comics. Painstakingly remastered, enjoy the closest possible recreation of reading these comics when first released.