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Author : Julia Garstecki
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2022
Category : Pets
ISBN : 1623107040
"Through an engaging design that brings the jokes to life with fun facts and critical thinking questions, Furry, Funny Jokes about Pets will have readers laughing and learning"--
Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2018-11-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780359230587
Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Author : Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher : Reader's Digest
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2012-02-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1606523570
Laughter The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets contains all kinds of anecdotes, antics, jokes, quotes and cartoons about our feathered and furry friends who unconditionally love and amuse us. People are funny, but so are the animals we love-and our day-to-day relationships with them can be even more entertaining. Dogs and cats obviously rule the comedic roost, but parrots, parakeets, and other talking birds are often an endless source of amusement as well. Even our connection to bunnies, hamsters, and the occasional white rat can evoke a good laugh. The 500-plus pet anecdotes, cartoons, and quotes in Laughter Is The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets have been collected from more than eight decades' worth of Reader's Digest magazines and are guaranteed to cheer up your day. You'll meet the woman whose dog trembled at the "Beware of Dog" sign in their front yard until she told him, "Relax! It's you!"; the vet whose advice to a woman whose cat had swallowed lots of unpopped popcorn was, "first, keep him out of the sun"; the mother-in-law who concealed her way-too-plump piglet's weight loss pills in ice cream; and much more. Our furry or fine feathered friends not only warm our hearts but also amuse us (and our joke writers, too) with their antics-one reason, no doubt, the market for this book is so vast: At the minimum, 40 percent of American households own at least one pet.
Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Kids
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1426336888
Even MORE pet puns, witty captions, internet memes, and laugh-out-loud, real-world anecdotes make this collection of hilarious animal pictures and stories the perfect package for jokesters and animal lovers alike. This silly snack-size book is back to bring you more strange facts, comical tales, trippy tongue twisters, and adorable photos, featuring all kinds of our furry, scaly, feathery, and slimy friends. Get the scoop on famous critter comedians; delight in the hijinks of a runaway "unicorn;" discover a social media maven who also happens to be a dog; or bust a gut laughing at bizarre animal behaviors from sneezing monkeys to ninja frogs.
Author : Felicia Lowenstein Niven
Publisher : Enslow Publishing, LLC
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2014-07-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780766059580
Why don't dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet. Readers will check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in this hilarious book. They'll also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book.
Author : Michael J. Pellowski
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781402750687
A book of fun and silly jokes and riddles.
Author : Johnny Riddle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2020-06-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953106137
Author : Judy Helm Wright
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2015-08-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1515315533
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." Roger Caras Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will. Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal. So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet--read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the "Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners" found here. Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can't wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is. Here are a few to start you giggling.... Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan! Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that? A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish! Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? A. It is the one on the range. Q. Can you name four members of the cat family? A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens. Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses? A. Because they hold the reins. I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners. You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like. People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two. P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings. P.P.S If you are mourning the loss of a beloved pet, then you will want to join our community of kind, thoughtful people who have respect for all at www.deathofmypet.com When a beloved pet has died, is aging, ill, or will soon pass your feelings of grief can be overwhelming. You don't need to face this alone. Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach is available for personal coaching and guidance, pet tribute books and therapeutic resources for those mourning the loss of a pet companion. Please check out our pet loss support group at www.deathofmypet.com and receive comfort and understanding from other pet families. P.P.S. You will always be glad you did take the steps to join other kindred spirits in Animal Human Connection. Blessings, Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach.
Author : Texas Pet Company
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2024-01-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9798876608536
Unleash the Laughter with "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers"! Welcome to the ultimate canine comedy show, where tails wag and laughter is the best medicine! Introducing our side-splitting sensation, "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers" - the paw-fect remedy for dog lovers and anyone in need of a hearty chuckle! What's Inside: Prepare yourself for a dog-gone good time as this rib-tickling collection of jokes, puns, and hilarious anecdotes takes you on a whimsical journey through the wacky world of woofs and witticisms. From bark-out-loud puns to tail-wagging punchlines, our furry friends are here to prove that laughter truly is the best medicine - especially when served with a side of slobbery kisses. 102 jokes about dogs that are paw-sitively hilarious! Why Fetch this Book: Tail-Wagger Approved: Tested on the most discerning critics - our four-legged friends. The verdict? Paws up for endless giggles! Instant Mood Boost: Feeling ruff? Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and let the joy wash over you like a happy puppy wave. Puptastic Gift Idea: The paw-fect present for dog lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a pick-me-up. It's a treat for the soul and a feast for the funny bone! Warning: Be prepared for uncontrollable laughter, occasional snorts, and maybe even a belly rub or two. May cause happiness overload and a sudden desire to adopt every furry friend in sight. Don't let the opportunity slip through your paws - grab your copy now and embark on a laughter-filled journey that's guaranteed to leave you howling for more! It's not just a book; it's tail-wagging entertainment!
Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
Page : 51 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2015-02-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
Page : 51 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2015-02-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Author : Doreen Gonzales
Publisher : Enslow Publishing, LLC
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2014-07-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780766059924
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss. This book features jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about house cats and wild cats. Readers also learn how to make a limerick book of their own.
Author : Scholastic
Publisher : Scholastic UK
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2017-09-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781407165639
Packed with over 300 awesome animal jokes to get your friends screaming with laughter. Full of entertaining elephants, funny fish, potty penguins, daft dogs and much, much more! Q. What do you call a dog magician? A. A labracadabrador. Q. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? A. They use their wing mirrors. Q. Why don't you see penguins in Great Britain? A. Because they're afraid of Wales!
Author : Whee Winn
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0310769523
Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids includes hilarious jokes for kids for endless hours of entertainment at a can't-be-beat price.
Author : Mark White
Publisher : Archway Publishing
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2022-04-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781665722148
Bartenders not only make fabulous drinks, but also can be great listeners, confidants, and a sounding board to bounce jokes off of. Mark White, a popular bartender for over twenty years, shares a collection of clean jokes, related morals, and practical delivery tips designed to help the joke-teller communicate key life lessons in memorable ways to audiences of all ages and, most importantly, garner laughs. Many of the jokes are tailored for speakers who want to open a presentation with a key message while others are created to generate laughs around a campfire, entertain passengers on road trips, and charm guests at a dinner party. His jokes humorously reflect on such diverse subjects as pompous Scotch drinkers, dumb blondes, crazy Uber drivers, football game refreshments, and much more. 50 Hilarious Long Story Jokes is a collection of jokes, related morals, and delivery tips shared by a popular, seasoned bartender.