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Give the Bitch Her Chocolate

Ed Polish,Darren Wotz
Give the Bitch Her Chocolate Book PDF

Author : Ed Polish,Darren Wotz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2009-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580089746

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Give the Bitch Her Chocolate by Ed Polish,Darren Wotz Pdf

In the fifth installment of the best-selling BITCH series, each exuberantly vulgar dictum dishes on the delights of chocolate, coffee, and other intoxicating comestibles, and is thoughtfully paired with a fine vintage illustration. GIVE THE BITCH HER CHOCOLATE brings a particularly piquant imperiousness to the table, serving up a feast of edible and potable quoteables from diva-licious dames. These hedonistic heroines bring haute cuisine to a whole new level that's at least as high as their hairdos. GIVE THE BITCH HER CHOCOLATE is the ultimate validation for a favorite foodie, churlish chocoholic, or domestic dominatrix because bitchiness isn't just an attitude--it's a lifestyle.

Laugh with a Phrase or Truth

John P. Hunter III
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Author : John P. Hunter III
Publisher : John P. Hunter III
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2014-07-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Laugh with a Phrase or Truth by John P. Hunter III Pdf

This book is designed for people who are very open – minded, which is to say, people who are receptive to arguments or ideas. Phrases occur in our everyday ways of living, or in thoughts, which we would like to say but are refrained from saying because of embarrassment or it might be said in the wrong way, to offend, unintentionally. PHRASES are a word or a group of words forming a syntactic constituent with a single grammatical function. They can produce laughter, anger, or even bring across a point of view. However, one must understand that each individual has their own prospective of how these phrases may look for them. A right can be a wrong just as a wrong can be of a right. Reality is including all walks of life; not the inserting of what only sounds or looks good to a particular section of people. This would be like a person going swimming but yet doesn’t get wet. ALL kinds of people whether good or bad make up society. This book is limited of vulgarity

That's Queen Bitch to You!

Ed Polish,Darren Wotz
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Author : Ed Polish,Darren Wotz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : Women
ISBN : 1580087485

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That's Queen Bitch to You! by Ed Polish,Darren Wotz Pdf

The eagerly anticipated follow-up to YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING, this collection of feisty declarations tackles sex, love, betrayal, ambition, menopause, motherhood, pets, housework, diet, and hairstyles. Featuring vintage advertising images paired with bold and defiant affirmations, this fun little flipbook walks a thin line between vulgarity and hilarity with brazen humor and a daring dose of bitchiness.

The Chocolate Money

Ashley Prentice Norton
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Author : Ashley Prentice Norton
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 293 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780547840048

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After being raised in 1980s Chicago by a promiscuous mother, Bettina Ballentyne, the daughter of a chocolate heiress struggles to walk the line between self-preservation and self-destruction at an East Coast prep school.

Bitch

Elizabeth Wurtzel
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Author : Elizabeth Wurtzel
Publisher : Anchor
Page : 450 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2012-10-17
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9780307829887

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From the author of the bestselling Prozac Nation comes one of the most entertaining feminist manifestos ever written. In five brilliant extended essays, she links the lives of women as demanding and disparate as Amy Fisher, Hillary Clinton, Margaux Hemingway, and Nicole Brown Simpson. Wurtzel gives voice to those women whose lives have been misunderstood, who have been dismissed for their beauty, their madness, their youth. Bitch is a brilliant tract on the history of manipulative female behavior. By looking at women who derive their power from their sexuality, Wurtzel offers a trenchant cultural critique of contemporary gender relations. Beginning with Delilah, the first woman to supposedly bring a great man down (latter-day Delilahs include Yoko Ono, Pam Smart, Bess Myerson), Wurtzel finds many biblical counterparts to the men and women in today's headlines. She finds in the story of Amy Fisher the tragic plight of all Lolitas, our thirst for their brief and intense flame. She connects Hemingway's tragic suicide to those of Sylvia Plath, Edie Sedgwick, and Marilyn Monroe, women whose beauty was an end, ultimately, in itself. Wurtzel, writing about the wife/mistress dichotomy, explains how some women are anointed as wife material, while others are relegated to the role of mistress. She takes to task the double standard imposed on women, the cultural insistence on goodness and society's complete obsession with badness: what's a girl to do? Let's face it, if women were any real threat to male power, "Gennifer Flowers would be sitting behind the desk of the Oval Office," writes Wurtzel, "and Bill Clinton would be a lounge singer in the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock." Bitch tells a tale both celebratory and cautionary as Wurtzel catalogs some of the most infamous women in history, defending their outsize desires, describing their exquisite loneliness, championing their take-no-prisoners approach to life and to love. Whether writing about Courtney Love, Sally Hemings, Bathsheba, Kimba Wood, Sharon Stone, Princess Di--or waxing eloquent on the hideous success of The Rules, the evil that is The Bridges of Madison County, the twisted logic of You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again--Wurtzel is back with a bitchography that cuts to the core. In prose both blistering and brilliant, Bitch is a treatise on the nature of desperate sexual manipulation and a triumph of pussy power.

Giving You All I've Got 2

A'zayler
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Author : A'zayler
Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2017-02-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781648540561

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Life is what you make it, relationships are what you make them, LOVE is what you make it, which is why when dealing with any of the three, you must give it all you've got. In order to gain the most, you have to give the most. Though it isn't always easy, if done right, it's worth it. Uzoma has patiently loved and guided Joc through all of her pain and trials with little to no help coming from her end. Emotionally battered and bruised, in her mind, she has nothing left to give. That is until he helps her find herself. To find the exact same love and passion inside of herself that she's found in him is not only everything that she's wished for, but everything that she plans to keep. Uzoma Youngblood is worth it, their love is worth it, their life together, and everything that they've fought for... is worth it. Having been abandoned one time after the next, Zino is no longer open to the idea of letting anyone in. He fights back any emotion that arises in order to ensure that he's never left alone again. Little does he know, Lonnie Bruce has absolutely no plans to leave. No matter how hard he pushes, no matter how far he strays away, she remains there to reel him back in. After putting up one tireless effort after the other, Zino finally gives in, only to notice that the very thing he's been running from is the only thing he needs.

Chocolate Moon Café

Erzabet Bishop,Gina Kincade
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Author : Erzabet Bishop,Gina Kincade
Publisher : Naughty Nights Press LLC
Page : 83 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2020-03-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781773571485

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Chocolate Moon Café by Erzabet Bishop,Gina Kincade Pdf

Chocolate and a breath of magic… Emma Arden is the owner of The Chocolate Moon Café, where love and chocolate go hand-in-hand. She runs the enchanted café with her assistant, Ruby, and together they help lovers tie the knot with the assistance of a few spells and some delectable chocolate recipes. Anyone that is, except a certain Douglass wolf. A wolf with something to prove just might find the love that sets him free… Ben Douglass doesn’t believe in love at first bite. Quite the contrary. When he runs a scathing critique of The Chocolate Moon Cafe in his magazine, hell hath no fury like a witch scorned. When he visits the café at the insistence of his editor to prove his theory once and for all, will he end up wanting far more than what’s on the menu? Can a Douglass wolf and an Arden witch truly be fated to love each other for all eternity? Keywords: wolf shifter romance book, wolf romance novel, wolf shifters romance ebook, fantasy romance, HEA paranormal romance, curvy girl, paranormal fiction series, strong heroine, curvy girl romance novel, shifter mates, fated mates, instalove romance short, sexy shifter book, sexy paranormal romance book, steamy paranormal romance novel, steamy shifter mates, strangers to lovers, instant attraction, heat level, claiming bite, fated mates novella, fated mates, soul mates, one true mate, destined mates, pack fated mates series, shifter mates ebook series, paranormal romance series, shifter and human fated mate series complete, curvy heroine romance, curvy girl reads, bbw romance, alpha hero, shifters, instant love, PNR, pnr romance series, holiday romance, holiday, forbidden love, witch romance

Blood and Chocolate

Annette Curtis Klause
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Author : Annette Curtis Klause
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2007-08-14
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780375843167

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Vivian Gandillon relishes the change, the sweet, fierce ache that carries her from girl to wolf. At sixteen, she is beautiful and strong, and all the young wolves are on her tail. But Vivian still grieves for her dead father; her pack remains leaderless and in disarray, and she feels lost in the suburbs of Maryland. She longs for a normal life. But what is normal for a werewolf? Then Vivian falls in love with a human, a meat-boy. Aiden is kind and gentle, a welcome relief from the squabbling pack. He's fascinated by magic, and Vivian longs to reveal herself to him. Surely he would understand her and delight in the wonder of her dual nature, not fear her as an ordinary human would. Vivian's divided loyalties are strained further when a brutal murder threatens to expose the pack. Moving between two worlds, she does not seem to belong in either. What is she really--human or beast? Which tastes sweeter--blood or chocolate?

I'd Rather Eat Chocolate

Joan Sewell
I d Rather Eat Chocolate Book PDF

Author : Joan Sewell
Publisher : Harmony
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2007-01-23
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9780767927215

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“If I had a choice between having sex and reading a good book, the book wins. I notice I put in the adjective ‘good’—and that leaves me wondering if I’m not trying to put a better face on things. I still want people to read this and think, ‘Well, of course. If it’s a good book.’ But my boyfriend—the man I would eventually marry—would take even bad sex over a good book.” --From I’d Rather Eat Chocolate Joan is hardly ever in the mood. Kip is always in the mood. Does that sound like any couple you know? Joan Sewell is a funny, brave new writer who dares to reveal that sex in her house does not look anything like the sex you see in movies. When she learns that her husband, Kip, would have sex five or six times a week if he could have as much sex as he wanted (compared to her once or twice a month), Joan decides she’d better pluck up her sex drive before she ends up on the fast track to divorce court. I’d Rather Eat Chocolate is the witty, provocative chronicle of her search for a lift to her libido and what happens when none of the expert advice works. First she tries sexy underwear—until her husband realizes she is cheating on her thongs by wearing cotton panties. Then she reads that for stressed-out wives, a husband who does housework is the ultimate aphrodisiac—until she realizes that she is actually the slob in the relationship and the mess hasn’t decreased Kip’s sex drive any. When she reads John Gray’s advice to women to offer “quickies” if their husbands want sex and they are not in the mood, Joan realizes that this is the ultimate male trump card so she can never again say no to sex. Her fantasies begin to involve smothering John Gray with a pillow. Joan Sewell is scrappy, fearless, and hilarious, the “I Love Lucy” of low libido. Her memoir is laugh-out-loud funny. But it has a serious vein, too. How Joan and Kip work it out, and what they do when they “do it,” will give every woman hope that she can be true to herself and have a happy marriage.

Rats, Bats and Vats

Dave Freer,Eric Flint
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Author : Dave Freer,Eric Flint
Publisher : Baen Publishing Enterprises
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2000-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781618242495

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Rats, Bats and Vats by Dave Freer,Eric Flint Pdf

ALIENS: BEWARE OF LOW-FLYING AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY Chip Connolly was a conscripted grunt in trouble. Here he was, stuck behind enemy lines with a bunch of cyber-uplifted rats and bats. Rats with human speech, but with rat values. Rats that knew what was worth fighting for: sex, food and strong drink. True, they were holed up on a ruined wine-farm with enough brandy to swim in. Trouble was, there wasnt much food. And with shrew-metabolism the rats had to eat. He was next on the menu. The bats were no help: they were crazy revolutionaries planning to throw off the yoke of human enslavementwith high explosive. As if that wasnt bad enough, there was the girl theyd rescued. Rich. Beautiful. With a passionate crush on her heroic rescuer. She came with added extras: a screwball Alien tutor, and a cyber-uplifted pet galagoa tiny little lemurlike-critter with a big mouth and delusions about being the worlds greatest lover. So: hed volunteered for a suicide mission. Of course things only got worse. The whole crew decided to come along. Seven rats, five bats, a galago, two humans, a sea-urchin-like alien and an elderly vineyard tractor without brakes . . . against several million inimical aliens. He was going to die. Mind you, not dying could be even more terrible. That girl might get him. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

Trick or Treat

Lesley Glaister
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Author : Lesley Glaister
Publisher : Orion
Page : 184 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781471912962

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All Nell's life, Olive Owen has lived next door but one. And all her life, Nell has hated her. Even at school Olive had sparkled indecently, turning heads. Nell has a son, her pleasure and her shame, though now she lives alone. Nell is sharp in all the places Olive is round. When Wolfe moves into the house in between them, their quiet street is transformed. A lonely, spirited eight-year-old boy, he knocks on their doors at Halloween and invites them to his bonfire party. As the fireworks flare, he finds himself in the middle of an ancient conflict, grudges bared and burning with a fury he could never have imagined. 'A perfect, black little tale' Observer

CHOCOLATE'S LOVE LETTER CHRONICLES

LABRETTA SIMMONS
CHOCOLATE S LOVE LETTER CHRONICLES Book PDF

Author : LABRETTA SIMMONS
Publisher : Labretta Simmons
Page : 199 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2024-06-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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CHOCOLATE'S LOVE LETTER CHRONICLES by LABRETTA SIMMONS Pdf

A YOUNG GEATANO AKA G$ MONEY FOUND HIMSELF IN A VULNERABLE STATE DURING HIS INCARCERATION AT ONE OF THE NOTORIOUS JAILS IN NEW YORK CALLED RICKERS ISLAND. HIS HEART, MIND, BODY AND SOUL WAS CAPTIVATED WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A WOMAN SO BEAUTIFUL, WITH SKIN SMOOTH AS THE FINEST CHOCOLATE MONEY CAN’T BUY, THE BODY OF AN EMPRESS QUEEN, AND THE FACE OF ROYALTY. INCARCERATION HAD HIS BODY BUT NOT HIS MIND. ONLY THE CHOCOLATE VIXEN HAD HIS THOUGHTS. AS HIS IMAGINATION WONDERS? WHAT WILL G$ MONEY’S OBSSESSION OVER AN OLDER WOMAN LEAD TO? HIS DESIRES FOR HER BECOME STRONGER MINUTE BY MINUTE AND DAY BY DAY. EVENSO, HE LET HIS GUARD DOWN AND NOW HE WILL BE TAKEN INTO A PLACE OF HEART- BURNING PASSION, ECSTACY, AND INTENSE EROTIC FANTASIES. A SENSATIONAL, RAW COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES AND POETRY THAT WILL BRING OUT THE FREAK IN ANYONE AND WILL LEAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR WHILE ON A JOURNEY OF LOVE AND LUST.

Skinny Bastard

Rory Freedman,Kim Barnouin
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Author : Rory Freedman,Kim Barnouin
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2009-04-28
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9780786748891

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Skinny Bastard by Rory Freedman,Kim Barnouin Pdf

For every Skinny Bitch, there's a kick-ass man just as eager to take control of his weight and health. The New York Times bestselling authors now share their tips for turning Dad bods into Skinny Bastards. What's good for the bitch is good for the bastard. Hundreds of thousands of women have been inspired to "use their head" and get real about the food they eat after reading the best-selling manifesto Skinny Bitch. But it turns out some men have been reading over their girlfriends' shoulders. Professional athletes such as Milwaukee Brewers' Prince Fielder and the Dallas Mavericks' Jerry Stackhouse have adopted a whole new eating plan because of the book. Now authors Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin think it's time for the guys to have a book of their own. In Skinny Bastard, they'll explain why the macho "meat and potatoes" diet is total crap, why having a gut is un-cool (and a turn-off), and how to get buff on the right foods. Eating well shouldn't be a "girlie" thing-and the Bitches will whip any man into shape with their straight-talk, sound guidance, and locker room language.

The Crystal Warriors Series Bundle

Maree Anderson
The Crystal Warriors Series Bundle Book PDF

Author : Maree Anderson
Publisher : Maree Anderson
Page : 449 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2013-03-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780992249809

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The Crystal Warriors Series Bundle by Maree Anderson Pdf

Three full-length paranormal romances by Maree Anderson. The Crystal Warriors Series Bundle is approximately 234,000 words and contains: The Crystal Warrior (Book One, Chalcedony & Wulf's story), Ruby’s Dream (Book Two, Ruby and Kyan's story), Jade’s Choice (Book Three, Jade and Malach's story). THE CRYSTAL WARRIOR, Book One: When career-focused dancer Chalcedony (Chalcey) accidentally breaks a wulfenite crystal, she’s confronted by a man dressed like an ad for We Love Leather. Wulf has finally escaped from a centuries-long hell and he wants Chalcedony more than anything he’s wanted in his entire life. Before either of them realize what’s at stake, Chalcey is bonded to Wulf and his life is in her hands. And when the Crystal Guardian’s curse threatens everything she’s worked for, Chalcey must figure out how to save Wulf before it’s too late. (Winner: Romance Writers of New Zealand Clendon Award for full-length romantic manuscript) RUBY'S DREAM, Book Two: Ruby’s plus-sized, boyfriend-less, and turning thirty. But things are looking up when her BFF gives her a piece of kyanite crystal, and Ruby encounters the most beautiful man she’s ever seen. Wow, best birthday present ever! Pity a veritable Adonis like Kyan couldn’t possibly be attracted to someone like her. Kyan can’t figure what makes Ruby tick and seducing her proves to be a big mistake because now he wants more than Ruby’s prepared to give. They both think they’ve got plenty of time to sort through this mess… and then the Crystal Guardian intervenes, and time runs out for them both. JADE'S CHOICE, Book Three: Jade’s so desperate to provide for her chronically ill sister that she decides to sell herself. Her first “client” turns out to be the Crystal Guardian, who promptly locks Jade in a motel room with Malach, the Crystal Warrior destined to be her life-mate. Malach is a complex, compelling man, and he soon captures Jade’s heart. But Malach has a dark secret: he plans to kill himself rather than risk being imprisoned in his cursed crystal a third time. And saving him could be a losing battle… because he’s still in love with the woman who refused to bond with him decades ago. Also available in The Crystal Warriors Series: OPAL'S WISH (Book 4, Opal & Danbur's story)

The Crystal Warrior

Maree Anderson
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Author : Maree Anderson
Publisher : Maree Anderson
Page : 172 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2011-08-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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A career-focused dancer who's sworn off men... A cursed crystal warrior on borrowed time.... When career-focused dancer Chalcedony (Chalcey) is given a piece of wulfenite crystal, Lord Wulfenite, Keeper of the Shifting Sands fief, emerges from the crystal and plants one on her. He’s dressed like an ad for We Love Leather, with killer abs and delectable pectorals. He looks like the man of her dreams, but you know what they say: “If he looks too good to be true, run like hell!” Wulf has finally escaped from a centuries-long hell and he wants Chalcedony more than anything he’s wanted in his entire life. She doesn’t stand a chance. Before she realizes what’s at stake, she’s bonded to Wulf and his life is in her hands. And when the Crystal Guardian’s curse threatens everything she’s worked for, Chalcey must figure out how to save Wulf before it’s too late (Winner: Romance Writers of New Zealand Clendon Award for full-length romantic manuscript) Download this 92,000 word paranormal romance FREE! Other books in The Crystal Warriors Series: Ruby's Dream (Book 2) Jade's Choice (Book 3) The Crystal Warriors Series Bundle (Books 1-3) Opal's Wish (Book 4)