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Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide by Evan Keliher Pdf
Grandpa Ganja's High School Survival Guide is a how-to book for American kids who are in high school now or will be soon. It's about learning how to get passing grades with a minimal amount of work by applying deviousness and cunning. Learn how to get a good class schedule, write phony absence notes, survive parent conferences, evade homework, out-wit crooks and bullies, con the principal, and much more.
D.C. Shootout On K Street is a political satire loaded with lots of sophisticated humor and even wit. It's hoped that you'll be both entertained and informed at the same time. Imagine that the gods were distracted one day and they accidentally made you the president of the United States. You wake up in the Oval Office and people are amazed. Everybody demands that you resign at once and let an experienced politician be president because you don't know how to run the country. What would you do? Could you stand up to the evil bastards and tell them to go to hell? They'd work overtime to get your ass out of the White House. You'd be called a racist, an idiot, a crook, a sex fiend, a liar. They'd slander your family, try to impeach your ass, swear you were born in Kenya, hire assassins to shoot you, enlist those Swift Boat assholes to lie about your military record, claim your college transcripts were forged, and kidnap your kid as hostages. Or are there some laws you'd like to see passed? Maybe better Social Security benefits, lower interest on student loans, Medicare for all, more taxes on the rich and fewer on the poor, no more wars, close tax loopholes, rein in Wall Street, free Jose Padilla, raise duties on China, restore our infrastructure, open more factories, etc. If you like the nook please tell others; maybe we can round up enough people for a minor rebellion and make some real changes that actually help average American s instead of the 1%ers.
If you like high quality writing and like to laugh while reading this is the book for you. It will even change your life when you have more insight into the whole matter of your relationship with God and how it all works.
TYRANNICIDE is the story of the century with a tale of dead politicians, mysterious strangers, international intrigue, armed insurrectionists, midnight flights to Cairo, and widespread corruption. TYRANNICIDE offers a foolproof plan that will return the country to its rightful owners: THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Guerrilla Warfare For Teachers by Evan C Keliher Pdf
Author/satirist Evan Keliher earned a Doctorate in Education and worked as a teacher and administrator in Detroit's Public Schools for thirty years. During his long career Dr. Keliher endured curses, insults, physical threats, and death threats (from students and parents alike) and yet survived the ordeal and won that coveted pension while still in one piece. He has chronicled his experiences in hopes others may profit from them and help change the public schools into the places they were meant to be.Guerrilla Warfare for Teachers is a satire and meant to entertain even as it informs.
BOOMERS! (A Survival Guide for the Future) A satirical in-depth look at the perils and opportunities awaiting Boomers as they slip into retirement and face the challenges of aging in Modern-day America.
This groundbreaking classic is now available in a special anniversary edition with bonus content. Winner of the Newbery Medal as well as the National Book Award, HOLES is a New York Times bestseller and one of the strongest-selling middle-grade books to ever hit shelves! Stanley Yelnats is under a curse. A curse that began with his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and has since followed generations of Yelnatses. Now Stanley has been unjustly sent to a boys' detention center, Camp Green Lake, where the boys build character by spending all day, every day digging holes exactly five feet wide and five feet deep. There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. But there are an awful lot of holes. It doesn't take long for Stanley to realize there's more than character improvement going on at Camp Green Lake. The boys are digging holes because the warden is looking for something. But what could be buried under a dried-up lake? Stanley tries to dig up the truth in this inventive and darkly humorous tale of crime and punishment —and redemption. Special anniversary edition bonus content includes: A New Note From the Author!; "Ten Things You May Not Know About HOLES" by Louis Sachar; and more!
DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Hemingway. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.
