Happy Fun Land

Author : Aiden Musk
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2017-05-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1546321020

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Happy Fun Land by Aiden Musk Pdf

You Will Have Fun. Or Else. Nowhere in the world is there a more bizarre theme park than Happy Fun Land. Nick "Nike" Farmington's twelve years of thrill-seeking and roller coaster riding has brought him to exotic locales like Perth, Australia, Kaatsheuvel, Netherlands, and Santa Claus, Indiana. He's marathoned a roller coaster for ten consecutive hours and conquered the world's tallest and fastest. Yet nothing has prepared him for the insanity of Happy Fun Land and it's mind blowing attractions. China's amusement park industry is booming and the newest themed entertainment mecca is about to come online. In order to ensure a successful launch, they're looking to build world-wide buzz through any and all means. Nike is roped into becoming the crash-test dummy of a humongous drop tower ride with no mechanical brakes, a wooden roller coaster that goes upside down, and a death simulator (yes, you read that right). What could possibly go wrong? Follow Nike on his hilarious misadventure through China during the Chinese New Year holiday to attend the grand opening of Happy Fun Land, the world's craziest theme park. Who Should Read Happy Fun Land? Anyone who wants to read a funny story. Those looking for thoughts from a Westerner on what it's like to travel to China and what to expect. Disney theme park fans or anyone interested in theme park design or themed entertainment. If you call yourself a roller coaster enthusiast you might pick up some of the inside jokes. "It's like Jurassic Park meets Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory meets...something completely new, original, and ridiculous."

Author : Glenn Beck
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 311 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2007-11-20
Category : History
ISBN : 9781416580041

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An Inconvenient Book by Glenn Beck Pdf

Glenn Beck, the New York Times bestselling author of The Great Reset, tackles some of our country’s biggest problems in this funny, outrageous, and entertaining book. Glenn Beck believes that the reason why some of our biggest problems never seem to get fixed is simple: the solutions just aren’t very convenient. And as the host of a nationally syndicated radio show and a prime-time television show on CNN Headline News, Glenn Beck doesn’t care much about convenience; he cares about common sense. Take the issue of poverty, for example. Over the last forty years, America’s poorest cities all had one simple thing in common, but politicians will never reveal what that is (or explain how easy it would be to change). Global warming is another issue that’s rife with lies and distortion. How many times have we heard that carbon dioxide is responsible for huge natural disasters that have killed millions of people? The truth is, it’s actually the other way around: as CO2 has increased, deaths from extreme weather have decreased. But that would never be shown in an Al Gore slide show. Combining honesty with a biting sense of humor, An Inconvenient Book contains hundreds of these "why have I never heard that before?" types of facts that will leave readers wondering how political correctness, special interests, and outright stupidity have gotten us so far away from the common sense solutions this country was built on.

Author : Jeremy Bursey
Publisher : Jeremy Bursey
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2020-06-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Amusement by Jeremy Bursey Pdf

What tough man would a nip-cat trap if a nip-cat kid-napped man? I know what you’re thinking: “What’s a nip-cat? Who’s the man?” The man is Sammy McGuinness, a professional businessman who prefers suits to shorts and ties to lies. I’m sure you know the type: He’s the guy who makes your boss sweat because his efficiency is more boss than your actual boss. He’s the man who makes you look like a time thief because you stopped by the watercooler for a minute. Yeah, you know Sammy. You’ve probably dealt with Sammy. Maybe you hate Sammy. But, perhaps, Sammy also hates Sammy because Sammy has a secret that he cannot shake, one that makes him very angry, very angry indeed. Can the happiest place in all the land make him happy again? Or will the nip-cat push him over the edge? Amusement is the story of lies and justice, of cats and men, and of class battles at their most absurd. In a world where one powerful theme park rules the people, and knock-off brand names demand their unquestionable trust, just remember, no matter who you are, or why you’re there, nothing at this park is ever free, and Happy Fun Land will always find a way to make you pay. “Welcome to Happy Fun Land!”

Author : Kathleen Wooton
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
Page : 157 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781934938980

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That Girl's Not Right by Kathleen Wooton Pdf

As a doctor, Kathleen Wooton strongly believes that laughter is the best medicine; she also believes that the best way for her to administer that â¿¿medicineâ¿¿ is by being a humorist, which allows her to give the kind of â¿¿shot in the armâ¿¿ that so many of us needâ¿¿a good belly laugh on a daily basis. As a mother, Kathy believes that ever y day she manages to sur vive motherhood without personal injury or criminal charges is a blessing. â¿¿That Girlâ¿¿s Not Rightâ¿¿ is a delightful romp through the mind and musings of Kathleen Wooton. Her hilarious commentary provides a unique and often quirky look at what other wise might be mundane life situationsâ¿¿from the entirely relatable â¿¿Why Does Water Need a Child-Proof Cap?â¿¿ to the all-too-true â¿¿Sleep Deprivation and the Exhausted Mom,â¿¿ â¿¿That Girlâ¿¿s Not Rightâ¿¿ speaks to all of us through the universal language of laughter. Whether poetry or proseâ¿¿and Wooton offers a healthy dose of eachâ¿¿the homespun humor in this collection is just what the doctor ordered.

Author : Martina Fetzer
Publisher : Befuddling Books
Page : 281 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2022-01-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780998212081

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Fun Times in a Dystopic Hellscape by Martina Fetzer Pdf

The road to Hell is paved through Indiana. When a funeral calls, paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith pack their physical and emotional baggage and take a road trip to Smith’s hometown. Mistake #1. On a tip, they begin investigating a multidimensional business conglomerate. Mistake #2. The detectives soon find themselves in a parallel universe that’s even worse than their original destination. One with a lot more leg warmers. Can Brooks and Smith survive the 1980s a second time, in a world where giant rats, doppelgangers, and their own worst instincts rally against them? Can they do it on a diet of nothing but chain restaurant biscuits? They’ll need to if they’re going to find their way home. That's assuming they still have one. About the Series From the mind of award-winning author* Martina Fetzer, the Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. *1996, 1997, 1998 Oakview Elementary Perfect Attendance Award

Author : Vetis Vile
Publisher : BookCountry
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2015-08-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781463007164

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Product of Society by Vetis Vile Pdf

What happens when the system doesn't work in the way that it is expected to? In this case, it has produced the alleged murderer Ivan the Terrible: the revolutionary, often whimsical deviant who faces a society that wishes he didn't exist. From a young age, Tristan (alias Ivan the Terrible) has not lived a normal life. His battle against oppression, persecution and conventionality takes him to the edge of existence and cultural morality as he and his unconventional companions question everything that those around him hold to be true. Written from the point of view of Ivan the Terrible himself, Product of Society aims to delve into the mind of this controversial personality... Psychopath or revolutionary? Insane or genius? Hero or villain? One can never be sure. Would you like to keep your preconceptions and your sanity, or are you ready to lose them both?

Author : David White
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 420 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2009-01-05
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781469108247

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Funland by David White Pdf

Words have their own lives independent from their function as describers of ‘real’ worlds. They hold time and place but also can help us imagine new worlds. They preserve our experience against the dismantling force of death ... This is why I’m fascinated with words. As well as a writer, I am a painter and a poet. I teach college art and film classes and work at a variety of tasks looking for satisfaction.

Author : Michael W Lucas
Publisher : Tilted Windmill Press
Page : 239 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2021-04-07
Category : Computers
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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TLS Mastery: Beastie Edition by Michael W Lucas Pdf

Transport Layer Security, or TLS, makes ecommerce and online banking possible. It protects your passwords and your privacy. Let’s Encrypt transformed TLS from an expensive tool to a free one. TLS understanding and debugging is an essential sysadmin skill you must have. TLS Mastery takes you through: · How TLS works · What TLS provides, and what it doesn’t · Wrapping unencrypted connections inside TLS · Assessing TLS configurations · The Automated Certificate Management Environment (ACME) protocol · Using Let’s Encrypt to automatically maintain TLS certificates · Online Certificate Status Protocol · Certificate Revocation · CAA, HSTS, and Certificate Transparency · Why you shouldn’t run your own CA, and how to do it anyway · and more! Stop wandering blindly around TLS. Master the protocol with TLS Mastery!

Author : Carrie Jones,Steven E. Wedel
Publisher : Tor Teen
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-07-16
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781466828476

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In the Woods by Carrie Jones,Steven E. Wedel Pdf

New York Times bestselling author Carrie Jones teams up with acclaimed cowriter Steven Wedel in the supernatural mystery, In the Woods... It should have been just another quiet night on the farm when Logan witnessed the attack, but it wasn’t. Something is in the woods. Something unexplainable. Something deadly. Hundreds of miles away, Chrystal’s plans for summer in Manhattan are abruptly upended when her dad reads tabloid coverage of some kind of grisly incident in Oklahoma. When they arrive to investigate, they find a witness: a surprisingly good-looking farm boy. As townsfolk start disappearing and the attacks get ever closer, Logan and Chrystal will have to find out the truth about whatever’s hiding in the woods...before they become targets themselves. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Cassandra Morphy
Publisher : Crowbarland Books
Page : 475 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781005966454

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Alien Life by Cassandra Morphy Pdf

For the better part of the past twenty years, Scar Bron has been the translator for the local alien population. But as feelings blossom in their small community and tracks leading from the forest suggest that the stories of wild humans might not be stories, she must decide which side she's really on in the growing conflict.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : BlogIntoBook.com
Page : 19 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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5 Crucial Ingredients of the Perfect Business Idea by Anonim Pdf

Author : Glenn Beck,Kevin Balfe
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2009-09-22
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 1439166838

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Arguing with Idiots by Glenn Beck,Kevin Balfe Pdf

FUNNY. FRIGHTENING. TRUE. It happens to all of us: You're minding your own business, when some idiot informs you that guns are evil, the Prius will save the planet, or the rich have to finally start paying their fair share of taxes. Just go away! you think to yourself -- but they only become more obnoxious. Your heart rate quickens. You start to sweat. You can't get away. Your only hope is... ...this book. Glenn Beck, author of the #1 New York Times bestsellers An Inconvenient Book and Glenn Beck's Common Sense, has stumbled upon the secret formula to winning arguments against people with big mouths but small minds: knowing the facts. And this book is full of them. The next time your Idiot Friends tell you how gun control prevents gun violence, you'll tell them all about England's handgun ban (see page 53). When they tell you that we should copy the UK's health-care system, you'll recount the horrifying facts you read on page 244. And the next time an idiot tells you that vegetable prices will skyrocket without illegal workers, you'll stop saying "no, they won't" and you'll start saying, "actually, eliminating all illegal labor will cause us to spend just $8 a year more on produce." (See page 139.) Idiots can't be identified through voting records, they can be found only by looking for people who hide behind stereotypes, embrace partisanship, and believe that bumper sticker slogans are a substitute for common sense. If you know someone who fits the bill, then Arguing with Idiots will help you silence them once and for all with the ultimate weapon: the truth.

Author : Khrona Tensei
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2020-07-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781664120419

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Sin; Walk of Shame by Khrona Tensei Pdf

SIN; WALK OF SHAME is a story that I created as an adolescent about the Seven Deadly Sins and people in Hell who must find the Seven Heavenly Virtues in order to escape slavery by the Sins. They journey through the various parts of Hell in their enslavement to SIN and see the workings of all of the Sins as well as the Virtues against the Sins. This story is a precursor to other stories that I have created and hope to spread a message with, as well. I hope that the stories I create are influential to those who read them. Take an incredible adventure into the underworld with an interesting cast of characters in Bolton II’s IN; WALK OF SHAME. The characters journey through the various parts of hell in their enslavement to the Seven Deadly Sins. As they explore the netherworld, they endure the pain and challenges that Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride have prepared for them. They also encounter the skirmishes of Seven Heavenly Virtues against the Sins. Fans of Dante’s Inferno and similar titles would definitely want this novel in their collection!

Author : Wiliam Bluestone
Publisher : William Stone Greenhill
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2024-02-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Waratahs of North Bank and the Secret Library by Wiliam Bluestone Pdf

In the halls of Tri Spear Academy, there is a boy named Tri, who is hiding a secret. Not even his childhood friend Gwen knows the truth. A secret that not even Amy Firestone has figured out yet! A secret that has the manifestation of truth and lies both excited and terrified, and what is the secret library, of North Bank forest?

Author : Bill Lloyd,Scott Finch
Publisher : Grand Central Life & Style
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2008-05-02
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9780446537339

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The Dudes' Guide to Pregnancy by Bill Lloyd,Scott Finch Pdf

When a couple gets pregnant, typically, the first thing the mother-to-be does is rush out to the bookstore to buy the various pregnancy bibles. But how is the expectant father supposed to know what to expect? He could wait in the dark and take his cues from his partner, or he could prepare himself for anything and everything by seeking the counsel of two regular dudes, who have climbed the steep learning curve (and lived to tell) that comes when having a baby. The Dude's Guide to Pregnancy dispenses irreverent, honest, practical advice for the expectant father in an easy-to-understand--and often hilarious--man-to-man format. Taking you through the entire nine month process, the Dudes offer advice on what to expect from your newly pregnant wife (paranoia, morning sickness, enlarged breasts, no sex); the dos and don'ts of dealing with your wife's body and mood changes, your mother-in-law and other family members; and the nitty-gritty details of what is expected of you and how your life will be changing during the next 40 weeks. The Dude's Guide to Pregnancy gives twenty-something to forty-something men the indespensible tools and advice they need to maneuver the many ups and downs associated with impending fatherhood.