How Is This My Life Confessions Of A Sane Single Woman

Author : J. R. Mason
Publisher : Bowker Identifier Services
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2020-07-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 057870787X

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How Is This My Life: Confessions of a Sane Single Woman by J. R. Mason Pdf

Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married that she is the problem, not them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. You're about to embark upon a true misadventure about one normal woman's savage search for a soulmate. It is me. I am "one normal woman." These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that this man either doesn't exist or is stuck in a tree somewhere. This ideal man is not missing front teeth. He is someone I can take out in public who understands that "The Chicken Joint" doesn't fall into the category of "fine dining." His breath doesn't make my eyes water and he knows how to use dental floss. These twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love are chronicled as told to my life-long friends, quirky colleagues, and erratic family - though you'll come to realize that many of those relationships are equally as disturbed as my dating experiences. While taking this comical stroll down memory lane, I fall over a cliff reliving the details of these outrageously unlikely dating scenarios and sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but borderline psychotic living situation.

Author : J. R. Mason
Publisher : Confessions Series
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2020-08-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1990724302

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Confessions of a Sane Single Woman by J. R. Mason Pdf

Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat. Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage. Girl meets yet another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife - because they're "just friends." Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists. Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married, that she is the problem, never them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. This is not your typical "boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet" love story; it's more of a "bad romance" in which that broom is used to sweep (more like shove) me off of a very high ledge! These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that my ideal mate either doesn't exist, is stuck in a tree somewhere, or walking in a circle in a Wal-mart parking lot. Take a comical stroll with me down memory lane as I re-live the twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love and a few sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but slightly psychotic living situation. *Mature Content "My wife read this... she loved it. She loved it so much I got to play video games without her complaining, loved it so much the kid and I got to order out for dinner. This doesn't happen often folks so it must have been a pretty great read. She told me to give it 5 stars." - Pipsquack "This book had me rolling from page 1 to the very last!!! This is a must have for sane single women who struggle to deal with insane single men." - Destiny Mae "I laughed so uncontrollably hard reading the other night I woke up my partner. This is book provides a unique glimpse into dating as an adult and leaves you wondering how the dating pool got so polluted." - Anthony L. Schneider "Her very clever and provocative sense of humor will sure to keep you entertained until the last word. She expertly told the mishaps of crazy online dating in the most revealing ways, but yet super funny." - Julie Joseph

Author : Natalia Holmes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2021-07-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798539869335

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The Confessions of a Single Woman by Natalia Holmes Pdf

The Confessions of A Single Woman is a self-help book that gives women advice about being single. Most women believe that being single is a bad thing, but the purpose of this book is to help women to change their perspectives on it. Each chapter focuses on a specific area that many women struggle with. Throughout the book, Natalia gives her experiences on each situation, gives tips on how to handle each of them, and extends compassion to women who are struggling with these areas. Following these tips in the book will help women to eventually know who they are and accept singleness with open arms.

Author : Robinne Lee
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2017-06-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250125910

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The Idea of You by Robinne Lee Pdf

Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.

Author : Zoe Evans
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2011-07-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1442422424

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Confessions of a Wannabe Cheerleader by Zoe Evans Pdf

Sunday, September 5: Afternoon, my crib Spirit Level: Cheered Out OK, so this was supposed to be the first day of my new, totally fantastic life as a Port Angeles School Titan Cheerleader. BUT instead, it’s the day that I, Madison Jane Hays, got rejected from the Titans and forced to join the dreaded, B-Squad Grizzly Bears. That’s right. My name was sandwiched in between Jared “Jazzhands” Handler and “Toxic” Tabitha Sue Stevens. Oh, and the girl who can’t even speak English, Katarina Tarasov. Yup, we’re one big hairy family. I went from being a god-like Titan to a lowly Grizzly in like, five seconds. My life. Is Seriously. O-V-E-R. I mean, who cheers at chess matches??!! I’m never going to make it to Nationals with a team like this. All I’ve ever wanted to do in life is cheer for the Titans. My mom (the most gorgeous, youngest ex-Titan cheerleader of ALL TIME, BTW) must be so disappointed! How she ended up with such a spastic daughter, I’ll never know. What I DO know? If I don’t whip this team into shape fast, I’ll literally DIE from embarrassment. Thank goodness I have my BFFs Lanie and Evan to keep me sane—otherwise, I might SERIOUSLY lose it. When Maddy's triple flip becomes a major FLOP during tryouts, the whole gym echoes with the snickers from the Titan cheerleading triumvirate: Katie Parker, Clementine Prescott, and Hilary Cho. Forced to join the challenged B-Squad Grizzlies instead, Maddy realizes that to become a Titan she'll need to whip the Grizzlies into shape first. Will Maddy ever land on top of the pyramid with a squad like this? Maybe not, but when her awesome designs for new Grizzly uniforms get revealed at a big game, even the Titans are overheard whispering her name. Does this mean what she thinks it means?

Author : Raksanna Larcher Gore
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781304919779

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Confessions of a Belly Dancer; Heartland of America by Raksanna Larcher Gore Pdf

Author : Alison L. Tinsley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2008-09-01
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 1434394913

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Confessions of an Unfaithful Heart by Alison L. Tinsley Pdf

I have a confession to make. My story begins over twelve years ago, I was a different woman then. Like so many people, I was unaware that much of my life revolved around searching for love and approval. Yet you could say I had it all: a husband, two great kids, a strong faith, a fulfilling career and a lovely home. So why did I feel so empty, so lonely and so desperate to be loved? At the time I didn't have any answers, only an incredibly strong subconscious need to be valued and appreciated for who I was. My marriage of eleven years had been a happy one, but it had arrived at a place where many marriages visit, a place called 'familiarity'. Movies like 'Pretty Women' fuelled my fantasies. I wanted my own Richard Gere to rescue me from the curse of monotony. Herein lies my story, a journey through fantasy, adultery and ultimately, self- discovery. Subsequent events would change my life, forever. My actions prompted a year of sheer emotional turmoil. Certainly there was rapturous pleasure; forbidden fruit does something quite tantalizing to the taste buds. And yet as my tale unfolded, the outcome was one which I could not possibly have foreseen. So why would I want to share such a story? My hope is that it will help and inspire others. Many struggle with the same issues as I did, low self esteem, lack of confidence and an inability to accept oneself. As you read my story, I trust you will open your mind. Try to understand and, more importantly, apply the lessons learnt from my mistakes. If you can do this, your life can take on new and exciting possibilities, no longer confined by the constraints of your past or your mind. Alison x

Author : Aadil Jai
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 346 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2003-12
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780595293490

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Confessions to My People by Aadil Jai Pdf

"Luqman's commitment to his dreams and ideals are intense and boldly honest. His focus is on his search and discovery of universal truth. Here, he offers a glimpse into the reality that all answers come from within; and each man (person) must connect to his or her own spirit in honesty and with an open mind in order to hear them. Hollywood is a fantasy that, if we allow it, can distract from the great creative medium that is within all of us to build for ourselves. In the footsteps of Luqman, (moving in his own footsteps, as with each of us) lies even greater hope and truth." Marla Gibbs Actress, Community Activist, and friend to generations as Florence on The Jeffersons, Mary on 227, and D. L. Hughley's mother on The Hughley's.

Author : Kristy Riggall
Publisher : Balboa Press
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-01-09
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781504320320

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Confessions of a Professional Overthinker by Kristy Riggall Pdf

Your subconscious mind is your automatic thought system that runs in the background of your brain ninety to ninety-five percent of the day. It’s your internal drive, and it can harm or heal you. A harmful facet of the mind is overthinking—a symptom that causes disharmony and a battle between the subconscious and conscious minds. In Confessions of a Professional Overthinker, Kristy Riggall explains the source of our overthinking and why we do it. By utilizing her advice, you can go from chronic overthinking to tranquility. You will find a balanced life and embrace change instead of fearing it. For some, this book will even assist with addictions to food, alcohol, or social media. Follow simple, active steps to help you discover the source of your overthinking. Kristy’s began in childhood and became her normal way of life—until she found healing. When your internal world feels like a battleground, it’s time to start letting go of control and perfectionism. Stop being stressed and discover self-acceptance by making simple changes in your daily life.

Author : Tammy Maltby
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2008-01-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781418537531

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Confessions of a Good Christian Girl by Tammy Maltby Pdf

You already know the women you'll meet in this book. They may sit beside you in the pew . . . or join you at small group . . . or touch your heart from a speaker's podium. They have all been saved. They all love the Lord. And yet . . . One struggles with sucidal despair Another is involved with adultery, pornography, or a same-sex attraction Another endures regular beatings – or worse – by someone who claims to love her Another is divorced . . . or thinking about it This one drinks secretly or "doctor shops" for pain pills That one wrestles with depression or bipolar disorder And many others feel they can never be thin enough, beautiful enough, successful enough . . . or Christian enough to be loved or accepted They're all good Christian girls who have been broken by sin – their own and others. They all needed the honest, life-giving truth at the heart of this book. Do you? Tammy Maltby addresses issues that aren't discussed much in church circles – private sins that she and other women have battled.

Author : Ronda Thompson
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
Page : 284 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2013-11-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781466857759

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Confessions of a Werewolf Supermodel by Ronda Thompson Pdf

Supermodel Lou Kipinski seems to have it all. But beauty is only skin deep—and sometimes Lou's porcelain complexion can get a bit hairy. The only thing worse than a furry fashion faux-pas? Fangs in her million-dollar smile. That's what happened six months ago, when Lou had her first outbreak. But now that she's at the height of her career she absolutely must find a cure...So what's a single werewolf gotta do? Then a sexy detective comes knocking on her door. Two women who bear an eerie resemblance to Lou have been killed—something with teeth and claws tore them apart. Is it a coincidence that the grisly murders have taken place during the same time as Lou's own outbreaks? With a killer at her heels and another outbreak just a concealer-wand's distance away, Lou is soon in a race to discover truths about her own murky past. And before it's all over she may be forced to show the world that her bark is nothing compared to her bite...

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 295 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2021-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781538724743

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Verity by Colleen Hoover Pdf

Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Author : Arthur Conan Doyle,Ernest Bramah,Arthur Morrison,Agatha Christie,Wilkie Collins,Thomas W. Hanshew,Edgar Wallace,Frank Froest,J. S. Fletcher,C. N. Williamson,A. M. Williamson,R. Austin Freeman,E. W. Hornung,G. K. Chesterton,H. C. McNeile,Victor L. Whitechurch,Rober Barr,Isabel Ostander
Publisher : DigiCat
Page : 18266 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2023-12-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : EAN:8596547751724

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British Murder Mysteries: 350+ Detective Novels & True Crime Stories in One Volume by Arthur Conan Doyle,Ernest Bramah,Arthur Morrison,Agatha Christie,Wilkie Collins,Thomas W. Hanshew,Edgar Wallace,Frank Froest,J. S. Fletcher,C. N. Williamson,A. M. Williamson,R. Austin Freeman,E. W. Hornung,G. K. Chesterton,H. C. McNeile,Victor L. Whitechurch,Rober Barr,Isabel Ostander Pdf

This carefully crafted ebook collection is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Edgar Wallace: The Four Just Men The Council of Justice The Just Men of Cordova The Law of the Four Just Men The Nine Bears Angel Esquire The Fourth Plague or Red Hand Grey Timothy or Pallard the Punter The Man who Bought London The Melody of Death A Debt Discharged The Tomb of T'Sin The Secret House The Clue of the Twisted Candle Down under Donovan The Man who Knew The Green Rust Kate Plus Ten The Daffodil Murder Jack O'Judgment The Angel of Terror The Crimson Circle Take-A-Chance Anderson The Valley of Ghosts P.-C. Lee Series Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes Series A Study in Scarlet The Sign of Four The Hound of the Baskervilles The Valley of Fear The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Return of Sherlock Holmes His Last Bow Other Mysteries True Crime Stories Wilkie Collins: The Woman in White No Name Armadale The Moonstone The Haunted Hotel The Law and The Lady The Dead Secret Miss or Mrs? R. Austin Freeman: Dr. Thorndyke Series Other Mysteries Agatha Christie: The Mysterious Affair at Styles The Secret Adversary H. C. McNeile: Bulldog Drummond The Black Gang G. K. Chesterton: The Innocence of Father Brown The Wisdom of Father Brown Arthur Morrison: Martin Hewitt Series Dorrington & Hicks Stories Ernest Bramah: Max Carrados Stories Victor L. Whitechurch: The Canon in Residence Thrilling Stories of the Railway Thomas W. Hanshew: Hamilton Cleek Series E. W. Hornung: A. J. Raffles Series Mystery Novels J. S. Fletcher: Mystery Novels Paul Campenhaye – Specialist in Criminology Rober Barr: The Triumph of Eugéne Valmont Jennie Baxter, Journalist The Adventures of Sherlaw Kombs The Adventure of the Second Swag Frank Froest Mystery Novels C. N. Williamson & A. M. Williamson Mystery Novels Isabel Ostander Mystery Novels

Author : Harlyn Aizley
Publisher : Beacon Press
Page : 198 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2006-05-01
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 0807079634

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Confessions of the Other Mother by Harlyn Aizley Pdf

One of the few books to explore lesbian parenting, these “hilarious, heart-wrenching, painfully honest tales of mommyhood” celebrate the ups and downs of being an LGBTQIA+ parent in the 21st century (Joey Solloway, creator of Transparent). After author Harlyn Aizley gave birth to her daughter, she watched in unanticipated horror as her partner scooped up the baby and said, “I'm your new mommy!” While they both had worked to find the perfect sperm donor, Aizley had spent nine months carrying the baby and hours in labor, so how could her partner claim to be their child's mommy? Many diapers later, Aizley began to appreciate the complexity of her partner’s new role as the other mother. Together, they searched for stories about families like their own, in which a woman has chosen to forgo her own birth experience so that she might support her partner in hers. They found very few. Now, in Confessions of the Other Mother, Aizley has put together an exciting collection of personal stories by women like her partner who are creating new parenting roles, redefining motherhood, and reshaping our view of two-parent families. Contributors include Hillary Goodridge, who was one of the lead plaintiffs in the case for same-sex marriage in Massachusetts, stand-up comedian Judy Gold, and psychologist and author Suzanne M. Johnson. This candid peek into a previously unexamined side of lesbian parenting is full of stories that are sometimes humorous, sometimes moving, but at all times celebratory. Each parenting tale sheds light on the many facets of motherhood, offering gay and straight readers alike a deeper understanding of what it means to love and parent in the twenty-first century.

Author : Carrie Snyder
Publisher : Knopf Canada
Page : 261 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2022-07-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780735281929

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Francie's Got a Gun by Carrie Snyder Pdf

ONE OF CBC'S BEST CANADIAN FICTION BOOKS OF 2022 A suspenseful and poignant tale from an award-winning writer about a girl navigating chaotic family life in a close-knit small town. On a June afternoon in a small city, a wild-eyed girl named Francie dashes down a neighbourhood street, clutching a gun. She doesn’t know exactly what she’s running from, and she doesn’t know what she’s heading towards. All she understands is the need to survive. To save herself, she has no choice but to run—and to save those she loves, she must hold tight to that gun. Swirling around Francie is a chorus of friends, family, and neighbours, each person with a different view of her. As we hear from these voices—Francie’s steadfast best friend, Alice; Alice’s comically unaware mother, Sally, and struggling mathematician father, David; Francie’s distressed and distracted mother, Marietta, and troubled, unwell father, Luce—a fractured portrait emerges of the girl and the village surrounding her. And at last we arrive at a still point in the chaos: a tall tree where Francie takes shelter, and where the meaning of her flight—for herself, and for the people around her—becomes clear. In Francie’s Got a Gun, award-winning writer Carrie Snyder assembles a chorus of unforgettable characters who are both well-intentioned and flawed. At their centre is Francie, a vulnerable, imaginative girl with surprising attachments to each of them. Here is a propulsive, polyphonic, heart-expanding novel—equal parts sorrow and humour, fear and love, anger and kindness—about social breakdown and the quest for connection in a close-knit community.