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How May I Offend You Today?

Author : Susannah B. Lewis
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-20
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781400208050

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How May I Offend You Today? by Susannah B. Lewis Pdf

USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa! Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud. Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks." Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls "our manual for living," Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty-yet-down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today? gives readers everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.

Does My Body Offend You?

Author : Mayra Cuevas,Marie Marquardt
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
Page : 433 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2022-04-05
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780593425855

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Does My Body Offend You? by Mayra Cuevas,Marie Marquardt Pdf

A timely story of two teenagers who discover the power of friendship, feminism, and standing up for what you believe in, no matter where you come from. A collaboration between two gifted authors writing from alternating perspectives, this compelling novel shines with authenticity, courage, and humor. Malena Rosario is starting to believe that catastrophes come in threes. First, Hurricane María destroyed her home, taking her unbreakable spirit with it. Second, she and her mother are now stuck in Florida, which is nothing like her beloved Puerto Rico. And third, when she goes to school bra-less after a bad sunburn and is humiliated by the school administration into covering up, she feels like she has no choice but to comply. Ruby McAllister has a reputation as her school's outspoken feminist rebel. But back in Seattle, she lived under her sister’s shadow. Now her sister is teaching in underprivileged communities, and she’s in a Florida high school, unsure of what to do with her future, or if she’s even capable making a difference in the world. So when Ruby notices the new girl is being forced to cover up her chest, she is not willing to keep quiet about it. Neither Malena nor Ruby expected to be the leaders of the school's dress code rebellion. But the girls will have to face their own insecurities, biases, and privileges, and the ups and downs in their newfound friendship, if they want to stand up for their ideals and––ultimately––for themselves.

Bless Your Heart, Rae Sutton

Author : Susannah B. Lewis
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 337 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2022-05-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780785248217

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Bless Your Heart, Rae Sutton by Susannah B. Lewis Pdf

Sometimes what your life is missing is an eccentric group of older ladies to take you under their wing... When Rae Sutton's mama passes away and leaves her the house where she grew up, Rae can't imagine how the little old place might restore her broken life. Mourning the recent loss of her marriage, she takes the house and settles back into her tiny hometown with her fourteen-year-old daughter, Molly Margaret, and their overweight dog. There she’s embraced by her mother's close-knit circle of friends, the Third Thursday ladies. Though almost half their age and far less confident of positive outcomes, Rae joins their ministry-slash-book-club-slash-gossip circle and allows the women to speak wry honesty and witty humor into her tired heart. As a new career and a new romance bring their own complications, Rae relies on the unlikely family she's found and begins to wonder if her future holds more hope than she ever could have imagined. "Wise, witty, and full of Southern charm,?Bless Your Heart, Rae Sutton?is as refreshing as a tall glass of sweet tea on a hot summer day!" -Denise Hunter, bestselling author of the Riverbend Romances Sweet, stand-alone Southern contemporary women's fiction Coming soon from Susannah B. Lewis: Della & Darby

Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Author : Susannah B. Lewis
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-04-09
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781400208029

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Can't Make This Stuff Up! by Susannah B. Lewis Pdf

In her highly-anticipated nonfiction debut, humorist, popular blogger, and USA Today bestselling author, Susannah B. Lewis (Whoa! Susannah) uses dry wit and an eye for the absurd to find laughter in even the most challenging circumstances. Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners videos that capture her uproarious yet deeply faithful view of the world. Now she brings to book form her keen eye for the absurd as she reveals her experiences growing up in a small Tennessee town. From the time an escaped albino panther wandered into her backyard to the Thanksgiving when an egg in the table's centerpiece hatched a baby chicken to the kind neighbors who brought casseroles in Tupperware for months—even years—after her father died when she was just eleven years old, the stories she tells delve deeply into the rich culture of the South that molded her. Clinging to the promises of God in times of grief and looking for every opportunity to laugh, Lewis is the wry yet wise girl next door who invites you to sit a spell beside her on the front porch

Bryant & May: Oranges and Lemons

Author : Christopher Fowler
Publisher : Bantam
Page : 464 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2021-01-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780525485971

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Bryant & May: Oranges and Lemons by Christopher Fowler Pdf

“The most delightfully, wickedly entertaining duo in crime fiction.”—The Plain Dealer When a prominent politician is crushed by a fruit van making a delivery, the singular team of Arthur Bryant and John May overcome insurmountable odds to reunite the PCU and solve the case in this brainy new mystery from acclaimed author Christopher Fowler. On a spring morning in London’s Strand, the Speaker of the House of Commons is nearly killed by a van unloading oranges and lemons for the annual St. Clement Danes celebration. It’s an absurd near-death experience, but the government is more interested in investigating the Speaker’s state of mind just prior to his accident. The task is given to the Peculiar Crimes Unit—the only problem being that the unit no longer exists. Its chief, Raymond Land, is tending his daffodils on the Isle of Wight and senior detectives Arthur Bryant and John May are out of commission—May has just undergone surgery for a bullet wound and Bryant has been missing for a month. What's more, their old office in King’s Cross is being turned into a vegetarian tapas bar. Against impossible odds, the team is reassembled and once again what should be a simple case becomes a lunatic farrago involving arson, suicide, magicians, academics and a race to catch a killer with a master plan involving London churches. Joining their team this time is Sidney, a young woman with no previous experience, plenty of attitude—and a surprising secret.

I'm Sorry, Did I Offend You with My Common Sense?

Author : Office Honey Designs
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2019-06-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1072080826

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I'm Sorry, Did I Offend You with My Common Sense? by Office Honey Designs Pdf

I'm Sorry, Did I Offend you with my Common Sense? This Cool notebook is perfect for writing in to take daily notes, jot down ideas, doodling in, whatever you feel. Great for giving as a gift to that special person in your office or your favorite co-worker. 120 College Ruled Pages 6" X 9" Perfect Size Glossy Cover Makes a great gift

How to Successfully Offend Every Person in the World

Author : Daniel Drake
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2020-07-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798668098248

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How to Successfully Offend Every Person in the World by Daniel Drake Pdf

Let's talk about stupid people. You know it. I know it. Stupid people ruin the world with their passive brains, and the most ridiculous notion about them is that they don't know they're stupid. People say that we live in a society, but a society is a wonderful and harmonious thing. We live more so in a segmented world with a mob mentality. The mob is destructive and they anchor us down in a philosophical standstill because they fear drastic change in the opposite way. Although not written to be personal, offense will be taken (practically guaranteed), because nothing hurts more than the truth. This book will delve into the topics of porn, career failure, media addiction, perceived racism, Internet dating, how your relationships crumble, and why you absorb the pain that you do. This is humanity witnessed in its awkward and un-sugarcoated form.

Relational Reset

Author : Dr. Laurel Shaler
Publisher : Moody Publishers
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-02-05
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780802497475

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Relational Reset by Dr. Laurel Shaler Pdf

Are your relationships all that you want them to be? Do rough patches ever catch you by surprise, causing you to think Why is it so hard right now? Why is there tension? Was it something I did? Despite our best intentions, we all have blind spots—bad relational habits that are keeping us from enjoying our relationships fully. And since relationships stand at the center of all we do, if we can learn to do relationships even fractionally better, every aspect of our lives improves. Whether you struggle to overcome past wounds, insecurity, blame, or envy, it’s time to reflect on your relational habits and reset. An experienced counselor, Dr. Laurel Shaler is passionate about helping women thrive in all of their relationships. Relational Reset will reveal unhealthy patterns that may be holding you back, give you practical steps for improving your relationships, and help you find your ultimate security and identity in Jesus Christ. When you reset your relationships, you honor God, yourself, and the ones you love. What are you waiting for? Get started today.

TMI

Author : Perez Hilton,Leif Eriksson,Martin Svensson
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781641604062

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TMI by Perez Hilton,Leif Eriksson,Martin Svensson Pdf

"Delicious memoir. . . . catnip for Hollywood gossip hounds." —Publishers Weekly The story of how Mario Lavandeira becomes Perez Hilton, the world's first and biggest celebrity blogger, with millions of readers around the globe. With Perez's help, many promising young artists reached the masses—Katy Perry, Adele, Amy Winehouse, and Lady Gaga, to name a few. Soon Perez was a Hollywood insider, but after a dramatic fallout with Lady Gaga, his blog became increasingly mean. When people called him a bully and a hypocrite for outing gay celebrities, Perez was forced to reevaluate not only his alter ego, but also himself. TMI reveals the man behind the blog in a new, revealing, and still juicy memoir.

The Peaceful Wife

Author : April Cassidy
Publisher : Kregel Publications
Page : 263 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2016-01-27
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780825443947

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“This book walks each of us through the reality checks we need in order to have the marriage we want!” —Shaunti Feldhahn, social researcher and best-selling author of For Women Only In today’s workplace, women are often rewarded for having type A personalities: driven, demanding, ambitious, and strong. Yet when it comes to their marriages, those same traits can backfire. After all, no one goes into marriage hoping for a promotion. What is a wife to do? April Cassidy knows this struggle firsthand. She thought she was a great Christian wife and begged God to make her passive husband into a more loving, involved, godly leader. Instead, God opened her eyes to changes that she needed to make, such as laying down her desire for control and offering genuine, unconditional respect—not just love—to her husband. Cassidy’s conclusions may be as startling to readers as they were to her, but The Peaceful Wife shares how she and many others have learned to reorient their lives to biblical commands—resulting in healthier, happier marriages. In the end, you’ll find The Peaceful Wife a powerful path to God’s design for women to live in full submission to Christ as Lord.

Trigger Warning: Is the Fear of Being Offensive Killing Free Speech?

Author : Mick Hume
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-19
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9780008204389

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Trigger Warning: Is the Fear of Being Offensive Killing Free Speech? by Mick Hume Pdf

Concise and Abridged Edition In this blistering polemic, veteran journalist Mick Hume presents an uncompromising defence of freedom of expression, which he argues is threatened in the West, not by jackbooted censorship but by a creeping culture of conformism and You-Can’t-Say-That.

Truth Be Told

Author : Kathleen Barber
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2017-08-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781501157707

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Truth Be Told by Kathleen Barber Pdf

Now a major Apple TV+ series starring Octavia Spencer and Aaron Paul—produced by Reese Witherspoon’s Hello Sunshine! Serial meets Ruth Ware’s In A Dark, Dark Wood in this inventive and twisty psychological thriller about a mega-hit podcast that reopens a murder case and threatens to unravel the carefully constructed life of the victim’s daughter. The only thing more dangerous than a lie…is the truth. Josie Buhrman has spent the last ten years trying to escape her family and with good reason. After her father’s murder thirteen years prior, her mother ran away to join a cult and her twin sister Lanie, once Josie’s closest friend and confidant, betrayed her in an unimaginable way. Now, Josie has finally put down roots in New York, settling into domestic life with her partner Caleb, and that’s where she intends to stay. The only problem is that she has lied to Caleb about every detail of her past—starting with her last name. When investigative reporter Poppy Parnell sets off a media firestorm with a megahit podcast that reopens the long-closed case of Josie’s father’s murder, questioning whether the wrong person may be behind bars, Josie’s world begins to unravel. Meanwhile, the unexpected death of Josie’s long-absent mother forces her to return to her Midwestern hometown where she must confront the demons from her past—and the lies on which she has staked her future.

Avoiding the Trap of Being Offended

Author : Kenneth W. Hagin
Publisher : Faith Library Publications
Page : 175 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2008-07
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0892767499

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Avoiding the Trap of Being Offended by Kenneth W. Hagin Pdf

Jesus Christ died to set us free from sin, sickness, and poverty. But that is exactly what the enemy has planned for us, and one of the easiest ways for him to enter our lives is through the deception of getting offended and not forgiving others. Its easy to get offended at someone. Another driver cuts us off in traffic. the store clerk overcharges us. Our boos-- or worse our spouse or best friend-- doesn't treat us right. Sometimes all the facts tell us, You're right and they're wrong. You don't have to forgive them! But forgiveness brings great rewards-- greater than we realize.

So Good They Can't Ignore You

Author : Cal Newport
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 163 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-18
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781455509102

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So Good They Can't Ignore You by Cal Newport Pdf

In an unorthodox approach, Georgetown University professor Cal Newport debunks the long-held belief that "follow your passion" is good advice, and sets out on a quest to discover the reality of how people end up loving their careers. Not only are pre-existing passions rare and have little to do with how most people end up loving their work, but a focus on passion over skill can be dangerous, leading to anxiety and chronic job hopping. Spending time with organic farmers, venture capitalists, screenwriters, freelance computer programmers, and others who admitted to deriving great satisfaction from their work, Newport uncovers the strategies they used and the pitfalls they avoided in developing their compelling careers. Cal reveals that matching your job to a pre-existing passion does not matter. Passion comes after you put in the hard work to become excellent at something valuable, not before. In other words, what you do for a living is much less important than how you do it. With a title taken from the comedian Steve Martin, who once said his advice for aspiring entertainers was to "be so good they can't ignore you," Cal Newport's clearly written manifesto is mandatory reading for anyone fretting about what to do with their life, or frustrated by their current job situation and eager to find a fresh new way to take control of their livelihood. He provides an evidence-based blueprint for creating work you love, and will change the way you think about careers, happiness, and the crafting of a remarkable life.

And This My Prayer

Author : Ken Alley
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 378 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2000-10
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780595146772

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And This My Prayer by Ken Alley Pdf

AND THIS MY PRAYER...is a revision of a 1916 prayer book called "God's Minute". The original prayers are full of wonderful thoughts but are so wordy for the modern world that they lose their impact. We have re-written them in more modern language while still keeping much of their formality. 365 short prayers that keep you in touch with the Creator. It's important in such a hectic world.