How To Use A Why The F Ck Isn T This Stupid Thing Working Computer

Author : Funky Monkey Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2020-12-20
Category : Education
ISBN : 0981353045

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How to Use a (Why The F*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working?) Computer by Funky Monkey Press Pdf

New to computers? Know someone who thinks they're alien machines? Then you've found the perfect book. What does it include, you ask? - Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer - Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.) - Area to store favorite websites - Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook A few extracts from the book: - If the computer belongs to someone else and you're being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information. - If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can't connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again. - You can pretty much look anything up on Google: ✓ How to bleach toe hairs ✓ Where to find flying squirrels ✓ Why is my urine so dark? ✓ Are Ghostbusters real? Note: if you're serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. The purpose of this book is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate. For the PG version of this book (How To Use a Super Advanced Science Gadget Thingy Computer), take a look at all journals by Funky Monkey Press.

Author : Funky Monkey Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2020-12-20
Category : Computers
ISBN : 0981353053

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How to Use a (Super Advanced Science Gadget Thingy) Computer by Funky Monkey Press Pdf

New to computers? Know someone who thinks they're alien machines? Then you've found the perfect book. What does it include, you ask? - Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer - Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.) - Area to store favorite websites - Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook A few extracts from the book: - If the computer belongs to someone else and you're being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information. - If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can't connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again. - You can pretty much look anything up on Google: ✓ How to bleach toe hairs ✓ How to build a fort ✓ Where to find flying squirrels ✓ Why is my urine so dark? ✓ Are Ghostbusters real? Note: if you're serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. The purpose of this book is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate. For the non-PG version of this book (How To Use a Why the F*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working Computer), look up our other journals (by Funky Monkey Press)

Author : Michael I. Bennett,Sarah Bennett
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 227 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2017-01-31
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781501140570

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F*ck Love by Michael I. Bennett,Sarah Bennett Pdf

From the brilliant New York Times bestselling authors of the “refreshingly blunt” (Harper’s Bazaar) F*ck Feelings—this seriously irreverent roadmap reveals the essentials to look for when you're done being suckered by the promise of true love and want help seeking a real, lasting relationship. Many people have opinions on the subject of romantic relationships—why they’re so hard to find, so difficult to maintain, so easily analogized to planets and pets—but the real source of trouble isn’t too complicated: it’s that we are choosing our partners based on love, excitement, lust, attraction, neediness…on feelings. Instead of helping readers find true love (also known as “total bullshit”), Dr. Michael Bennett and his comedy-writing daughter Sarah reveal the practical, commonsense criteria for good partnerships that will allow real love to develop, even after the romance has died down or been buried completely. Finding a good partner involves losing preconceived notions about who your dream date might be, so the Bennetts helpfully appraise the pros and cons of eight traits people most commonly seek: charisma, beauty, chemistry, communication, sense of humor, family stability, intelligence, and wealth. They suggest you’ll have better luck finding a partner in a bar, online, or on a date arranged by your chiropractor if you focus on ideas like mutual attraction and respect and common interests and common goals. With helpful quizzes, case studies inspired by Dr. Bennett’s practice, and unscientific flow charts, F*ck Love is packed with enough advice and wisdom to help you avoid the relationship nightmares that led you to this book in the first place.

Author : Sarah Knight
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 143 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2015-12-31
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781784298494

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The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k by Sarah Knight Pdf

The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give

Author : Jack C. Stanley,Erik Gross,Tech Academy
Publisher : The Tech Academy
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-10
Category : Education
ISBN : 0997326492

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You Are Not Stupid by Jack C. Stanley,Erik Gross,Tech Academy Pdf

"Our lives have been dominated by technology. Yet most people can't define basic tech terms and don't really understand how computers work. This book defines all modern tech terms and explains how the machines and devices that saturate our everyday life work exactly. But here's the important part: the explanations in this book are written simply and in a way that the average person can understand. With over 100 chapters, you'll remove the confusions associated with modern-day technology, and gain answers to questions you may not even know you had, including: How do computers work? What is the difference between the internet and world wide web? What is the history of modern devices, and how did we arrive here? How do screens display images? How does Wi-Fi work exactly? What does the 4G at the top right of most cell phones mean? What makes a computer or device fast or slow? What is cryptocurrency and bitcoin? What does the https at the beginning of every website mean? What is coding? And much, much more. This book could also be called The Manual for Operating in Modern Society. It will move you from a point of mystery to deep knowledge of, and thereby causation over, today's technology"--

Author : Lucy Woodhull
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2016-08-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781786510532

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667 Ways to F*ck Up My Life by Lucy Woodhull Pdf

Sometimes, there's nowhere to go but f*ck up... If you love Broad City and Bridget Jones, you'll adore Dagmar Kostopoulos...and her colossal f*ck-ups. Twenty-something Dag has always been the &‘perfect' woman. Responsible, honest to a fault, hard-working. Even her bras are no-nonsense. And for what? Her boyfriend dumps her for being boring, and her boss fires her for not sucking on his nether regions to get promoted. What's a perfectionist overachiever to do? A complete one-eighty. To heck with rules—Dag orchestrates a spectacular fall from grace by deciding to ruin her life exactly six-hundred-sixty-six times, and finally has a little naughty fun. Some scandalous Spandex and a few bar lies later, tame little Dagmar becomes Giselle, ballsy siren. The wild thing is...it works! Dag gets a better job and meets the sexiest man she's ever known. Well, Giselle meets him. Dagmar doesn't exist. Except that she does, and her escapades just became a ticking time bomb, one that might blow her heart to smithereens. Join Dag for her irresistible and hilarious f*ck-ups, because every good girl needs to inject a little bad girl sizzle into her veins.

Author : Dakota Priest
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 45 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2011-01-18
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781469124841

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Thorns by Dakota Priest Pdf

Mason Asylum is not to be taken lightly. Everyone in town knows that one would have to be heinous, ruthless and detached to get in. And that person would have to be even more clever, cunning and conniving to get out. The hill upon which it rests stands as a daunting shadow over the city, often interpreted by citizens as both a reminder of heroic services rendered and a symbol of tyrannical power over the populace, holding a proverbial atomic bomb of the criminally insane. Thorns, the first book in the Mason Cases series, is a detailed account of the only escaped convicted patient from Mason Asylum. Its validity has never been confirmednor denied. Follow him as he quests for the woman he lovesoutside the walls of the hospital/prison. Armed with a pen, a notebook, and an endless arsenal of mental resources, and fueled by an undying dedication to the girl for whom he longs, his journey takes him along a twisted road that he himself creates. This series is a very twisted and mysterious story[trailing] a lover unfolding countless disorders and dysfunctions, not only of himself, but of the many characters that he meets, while on a mission to reunite with his lover. Hell stop at nothing to find her and prove both his love and his stability. (Aleigha, MD)

Author : Sean C. Cusack
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 513 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2007-11-14
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781469100708

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High School Memoirs: a Journey in Surrealism by Sean C. Cusack Pdf

Synopsis High School Memoirs: A Journey in Surrealism is a tear-jerking, hilarious ride for a less-than-ordinary High School student who battles bullies and librarians to become King of the Classroom. Set in a small Catholic High School on the north side of Chicago, author Sean Cusack takes us on a surrealistic journey through four fun-filled years of triumph and tragedy in this unique epic. The journey begins with Sean Cusack entering St. Bernadin High School in August of 1995 as a very young and innocent Freshman student. He focuses on several life changing experiences in his infant days of High School that change him forever. Innocence Lost traces the steps Sean Cusack took that ultimately lead him on a path toward frequent battles with students and the school faculty and Administration. As a Sophomore, The Ride most certainly takes us on a ride through fights, vandalism, and verbal debacles that continued to steer the vengeful ship that Sean Cusack had been building since a Freshman. He now had become the ships Captain as it set sail. The Ride takes us through many strange and mysterious encounters that add more of a surrealist element to this budding melodrama and comedic satire. Sean Cusacks roses bud Junior Year in Forever Remembered, when he becomes a charismatic hero and leader of a rebellious group of students that pillage and plunder the school and faculty in wild and zany antics. Forever Remembered embodies the humorous and more imaginative side of Sean Cusack as the journey through High School becomes more surreal. Senior Year wraps up the trials and tribulations that Sean Cusack had endured thus far in his High School experience culminating into one person after years of battling the Defunct Administration. He is molded by evil as the rebellious youth becomes totally hellbent on crippling the school. In the end, he loses friends, respect from teachers, but most of all, he loses faith in his cause, yet ends his High School experience with a fantastical and triumphant bow. Sean Cusack proves that not all High School stories are the same in this turbulent and chaotic autobiography. High School Memoirs: A Journey in Surrealism chronicles a strange and unique history that is truly a step above the rest.

Author : Kit Eaton
Publisher : Hodder & Stoughton
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2021-04-29
Category : Science
ISBN : 9781529350869

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What the F*ck is The Cloud? by Kit Eaton Pdf

What the f*ck is the Cloud, and how does it even work? Ah, The Cloud. It's such a useful bit of tech jargon isn't it? The kind that's casually thrown around in work meetings by bosses who (kind of) understand and maybe even at the nerdier type of dinner or drinks parties. People joke about the cloud while others take it for granted and some worry about this mysterious entity where all of our data is stored, accessible at the touch of a screen from anywhere on Earth. But what even is the cloud, and for that matter, where is the cloud? Join us on a journey from the very first iterations of the internet that we know and (sometimes) love, all the way through thorny issues of data collection and storage (weren't we all fooled by the 'ten years on' social media trend, even as we rely on cloud-stored photos of cats to cheer us up?) and discover the mysterious place where The Cloud ominously hovers.

Author : You Liaodeyu
Publisher : Funstory
Page : 936 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2019-12-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781647872267

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The Romantic Soldier King by You Liaodeyu Pdf

He was originally a king of soldiers. After retiring, he was going to rely on his brother, but met a great beauty on the train. The beauty was attracted by his handsome appearance, and fell in love with him at first sight. The two met again afterwards. The beauty discovered that the soldier was the one who saved her three years ago, and she loved him a little more.In addition, he also successively attracted other different girls, and the luck with the opposite sex continued.☆About the Author☆You Liao De Yu, a well-known online novelist, author of many works, most of which are related to the army and soldiers. Her representative works are: Personal soldiers of the female president, Most powerful soldiers and kings, The Romantic Soldier King and so on. Her novels are welcomed by most of the readers.

Author : United States. National Labor Relations Board
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1356 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Labor laws and legislation
ISBN : IND:30000090524277

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Decisions and Orders of the National Labor Relations Board by United States. National Labor Relations Board Pdf

Author : Chelsea Esquivel
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2024-01-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798886933642

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Tails from the Grooming Table by Chelsea Esquivel Pdf

What does a day in the life of a dog groomer look like? Why is it so expensive to get your dog’s haircut? Does the groomer know she has makeup running down her face? Wait, is that makeup, or is that something that came out the backside of the dog? Is she just going to leave it there while she drinks her coffee? What is the most common dog name? What is the name heard around the store through the loudspeaker that no one will ever forget? What happens if a dog tries to bite? Do I have to have an appointment? Does my groomer actually care about my dog? I’m your dog groomer. I have to stand on top of the table to work on big dogs. I have to carry your new puppy like a human baby and rock him back and forth to work on his paws and nails. My workday does not just include bathing and haircutting your precious pup. I wish it did. I get pooped on, peed on, and all manner of bodily fluids have been on my person, yet I still prefer to work with animals over people. And yes, I really do care about your dog.

Author : Herner Saeverot
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 252 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11-22
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781000467833

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Meeting the Challenges of Existential Threats through Educational Innovation by Herner Saeverot Pdf

Meeting the Challenges of Existential Threats through Educational Innovation is the first book of its kind to provide an educational and systematic analysis of problems and solutions regarding the most pressing threats that humankind is facing. The book makes a case for the importance of education responding to significant threats; including climate change, pandemics, decline in global biodiversity, overpopulation, egoism, ideologies, nuclear, biological and chemical warfare, inequality, artificial intelligence, and ignorance and the distortion of truth. Written by leading experts in their field based on cutting-edge research, the chapters explore these issues and offer suggestions for how education can address these problems in the future. This groundbreaking and highly topical book will be an essential reading for academics, researchers and post-graduate students in the fields of education research, environmental studies, educational politics and organizational management.

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2018-05-01
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9780399181825

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Ask a Manager by Alison Green Pdf

From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Author : Annelie Ädel,Randi Reppen
Publisher : John Benjamins Publishing
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2008-06-26
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9789027290458

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Corpora and Discourse by Annelie Ädel,Randi Reppen Pdf

This book brings together contributions from a diverse collection of scholars who explore different ways of combining corpus linguistics and discourse analysis, studying discourse at the prosodic, lexical, and textual levels. Both spoken and written discourse are investigated in a variety of settings, including academia, the workplace, news, and entertainment. Not only does the volume offer a rich sample of English-language discourse from around the world­, including international, learner, and non-standard varieties of English, ­but it also covers a range of topics and methods. This book will be of particular interest to researchers and students specializing in discourse studies, English linguistics, and corpus linguistics.