If You Give A Pig The White House

Author : Faye Kanouse
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781250256423

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If You Give a Pig the White House by Faye Kanouse Pdf

A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrated picture book, this is the adult parody of the beloved children’s cautionary tale, If You Give a Pig a Pancake. Watch in dismay as the presidential pig gets into trouble, binges on too much Fox News and fast food, and cavalierly threatens national security. If You Give a Pig the White House both lovingly caricatures the original children's book series and shows just what can happen when a greedy anti-hero tracks his hooves all over America.

Author : Laura Numeroff
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 1998-04-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780060266868

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If You Give a Pig a Pancake by Laura Numeroff Pdf

If you give a pig a pancake, she'll want some syrup to go with it. You'll give her some of your favourite maple syrup, and she'll probably get all sticky, so she'll want to take a bath. She'll ask you for some bubbles. When you give her the bubbles... Ages 0–5

Author : Laura Numeroff
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2005-09-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780060283278

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If You Give a Pig a Party by Laura Numeroff Pdf

If you give a pig a party,she's going to ask for someballoons. When you give her the balloons, she'll want to decorate the house. When she's finished, she'll put on her favorite dress. Then she'll call all her friends -- Mouse, Moose, and more. The little pig from If You Give a Pig a Pancake is back, and this time she wants to throw a great big party! Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond have created another winning story for this beloved character in the tradition of the best-selling If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Author : Laura Numeroff
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2022-06-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780063075337

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If You Give a Moose a Muffin by Laura Numeroff Pdf

If a big hungry moose comes to visit, you might give him a muffin to make him feel at home. If you give him a muffin, he'll want some jam to go with it. When he's eaten all your muffins, he'll want to go to the store to get some more muffin mix... In this hilarious sequel to the beloved If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, the young host is again run ragged by a surprise guest. Young readers will delight in the comic complications that follow when a little boy entertains a gregarious moose. The If You Give... series is a perennial favorite among children. With its spare, rhythmic text and circular tale, these books are perfect for beginning readers and story time. Sure to inspire giggles and requests to "read it again!" Other favorites in Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond's bestselling series include: If You Give a Cat a Cupcake If You Give a Dog a Donut If You Give a Mouse a Cookie If You Give a Pig a Pancake If You Give a Pig a Party

Author : John Lithgow
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 117 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781797201405

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Dumpty by John Lithgow Pdf

New York Times Bestseller! Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is Volume 1 of a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency. • Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more. • Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings. • Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose. • Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more. A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike. Audio edition read by the author.

Author : Laura Joffe Numeroff
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2022-06-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780063229631

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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Joffe Numeroff Pdf

If a hungry little traveler shows up at your house, you might want to give him a cookie. If you give him a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. He'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache, and then he'll ask for a pair of scissors to give himself a trim.... The consequences of giving a cookie to this energetic mouse run the young host ragged, but young readers will come away smiling at the antics that tumble like dominoes through the pages of this delightful picture book.

Author : Erich Origen,Gan Golan
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2018-11-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780316531122

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Goodnight Trump by Erich Origen,Gan Golan Pdf

Say goodnight to America's manchild-in-chief with this bestselling and wickedly funny parody. In the very classy room There was a golden mirror And a silver spoon And a broadcast of -- A half-baked story from a fake newsroom . . . Goodnight Trump opens in the very classy golden bedroom of the White House, where it is bedtime for the 45th President of the United States. Readers can encourage this very stable genius to bid goodnight to some of his favorite treasures: a drawer overflowing with subpoenas, a Russian nesting doll that opens page by page to reveal a secret message, a thriving swamp just outside his window, and much more. Turn out the lights on Trump's America with this hilarious yet poignant call to action.

Author : Edith Thacher Hurd
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Electronic
ISBN : OCLC:1311558603

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Last One Home Is a Green Pig by Edith Thacher Hurd Pdf

Author : Michelle Ann Abate
Publisher : JHU Press
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-13
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9781421438870

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No Kids Allowed by Michelle Ann Abate Pdf

Children's literature isn't just for children anymore. This original study explores the varied forms and roles of children's literature—when it's written for adults. What do Adam Mansbach's Go the F**k to Sleep and Barbara Park's MA! There's Nothing to Do Here! have in common? These large-format picture books are decidedly intended for parents rather than children. In No Kids Allowed, Michelle Ann Abate examines a constellation of books that form a paradoxical new genre: children's literature for adults. Distinguishing these books from YA and middle-grade fiction that appeals to adult readers, Abate argues that there is something unique about this phenomenon. Principally defined by its form and audience, children's literature, Abate demonstrates, engages with more than mere nostalgia when recast for grown-up readers. Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.

Author : Laura Carter Holloway
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 780 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 1870
Category : Presidents
ISBN : UVA:X001598213

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The Ladies of the White House by Laura Carter Holloway Pdf

Author : Mrs. Laura (Carter) Holloway Langford
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 736 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 1872
Category : Presidents
ISBN : NLI:2866724-10

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The Ladies of the White House by Mrs. Laura (Carter) Holloway Langford Pdf

Author : Barron John
Publisher : J2b Publishing LLC
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2018-08-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194874712X

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The Fat Cat in the Red Hat Runs for Office by Barron John Pdf

Do you like animals? How about rhymes? You'll find both in this book about current times! A cat named Fitz decides to run for office, even though he's a political novice. Join him on his journey to lead, just don

Author : Frances Walter
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 567 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2013-09-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781477267073

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Evil Screams for Blood / Monster in the White House by Frances Walter Pdf

Murder and Detective muster. A four part series of a Detective character. This is the final in the novel series. I have taken a special person and entwined her life with friends and police cases. GAins and losses to make her who she is. This is the finals to bring tears and strength.

Author : Roy Blount
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2014-03-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781480471900

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Crackers by Roy Blount Pdf

An indispensible guide to southernness from revered humorist and unapologetic curmudgeon Roy Blount Jr. When a simple-talking, peanut-warehousing, grit-eating Southern Baptist Cracker got himself nominated for president of the United States in 1976, it set Roy Blount Jr. to thinking—about the South, about southerners, and about southernness. The result is a collection of savagely funny and insightful takes on redneck heaven, whiskey, blood, possums, and a great number of other things. Blount turns his gimlet eye on his Dixie home, and in the process, he clears up long-held misconceptions (and creates new ones) about the people who reside below the Mason-Dixon line. Crackers delivers classic Blount, whether you are a proud southerner or a clueless Yankee.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 820 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 1871
Category : Electronic
ISBN : IND:32000000714115

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The Christian Union by Anonim Pdf