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You are a woodworker, carpenter or craftsman and are looking for a funny notebook? Then this is the perfect notebook for you to take notes. On 120 lined pages you can record everything you want while expressing your love for carpentry and woodworking with the funny cover. For carpenters, woodworkers and the ones who work with wood as hobby. You can also take a look at our other job and profession notebooks if you're looking for more notepads and alternatives.
“Intelligent and engaging science fiction” set against the backdrop of an environmental apocalypse from the SF Grand Master (The Washington Post). Not so very far in the future, the icecaps have melted and many coastal communities have been flooded out. The ozone layer is destroyed. Some areas are livable with breathing masks and injections that protect the skin from the now-deadly rays of the sun, but the only real refuge—for those who can afford it—has become the near-space orbital colonies built and run by private companies. Valparaiso Nuevo is one of these colonies—a haven and a center of action for hustlers, conspirators, and people looking for an edge. It is also the target of a disillusioned group of humans who become embroiled in a scheme to overthrow it. Their goals are individually motivated but the deadly combination of ambition, distrust, greed, stupidity, and lust leads to a dramatic conclusion that replicates in miniature the history of man’s destruction of his own living space on the planet. A bleak picture of future Earth and a complex plot peopled with dark, rich characters, comes together as one of Silverberg’s finer novels. “Silverberg focuses on his characters and their ruined world, providing a convincing portrayal of life in a greenhouse effect-cursed future. . . . [He] delivers powerful images of a world blighted by ecological abuse, and a satisfying novel as well.” —Publishers Weekly “It’s definitely major Silverberg and as such deserves all the readers it will undoubtedly get.” —Booklist
Graveyard Society is an adult comedy story about a young gravedigger, Neal Sounders, who is murdered by his neighbor. When he is laid to rest, his soul rises from its grave in a cemetery where souls of restless ghosts wait to return back into the real world or wait to make their final transition. In a very active cemetery, Neal Sounders is granted seventy-two hours to return back into the real world to avenge his untimely demise.
A billionaire bachelor’s marriage of convenience goes from all business to pure pleasure in the USA Today–bestselling author’s romance. Billionaire Jonas Kim is desperate to become CEO of his family’s company. But to satisfy his strict Korean grandfather, he needs a smoothly executed business merger. And to get that, he needs a smoothly executed marriage of convenience. Enter Viviana Dawson, Jonas’s best friend, who agrees to become a contract bride until the deal is sealed. Viv has crushed on Jonas forever, but the stubborn tycoon can’t see over the fortress he’s constructed around his heart. Yet when fake marital bliss leads to unparalleled bedroom ecstasy, Viv declares war on the love-shy bachelor—and she won’t settle for anything less than surrender!
To keep the bank from repossessing her eighteen-wheeler and putting her and her daughter on the street, trucker Loretta Brennan takes a dangerous route to Wyoming with a winter storm approaching. She worries if she can make the deadline and navigate the icy roads since her driving partner husband died in an accident the year before. At a truck stop, Loretta meets handsome hitchhiker Sam Emerson, who helps her out of a bind. She feels compelled to return the favor and offers him a ride to Cheyenne. Blizzards, a series of trucker murders, and a sinister truck haunt them along their route. They grow close despite Loretta's fear that Sam may be aligned with the killer. Is Sam a good man down on his luck or is she falling in love with a murderer?
Blueprints, the New York Times bestselling novel from Barbara Delinsky, is the story of two strong women, Caroline MacAfee, a skilled carpenter, and her daughter Jamie, a talented architect. The day after her 56th birthday, Caroline is told the network wants Jamie to replace her as the host on Gut It!, their family-based home construction TV show. The resulting rift couldn't come at a worse time. For Jamie, life changes overnight when, soon after learning of the host shift, her father and his new wife die in a car accident that orphans their two-year-old son. Accustomed to organization and planning, she is now grappling with a toddler who misses his parents, a fiancé who doesn't want the child, a staggering new attraction, and a work challenge that, if botched, could undermine the future of both MacAfee Homes and Gut It! For Caroline, hosting Gut It! is part of her identity. Facing its loss, she feels betrayed by her daughter and old in the eyes of the world. When her ex-husband dies, she is thrust into the role of caregiver to his aging father. And then there's Dean, a long-time friend, whose efforts to seduce her awaken desires that have been dormant for so long that she feels foreign to herself. Who am I? Both women ask, as the blueprints they've built their lives around suddenly need revising. While loyalties shift, decisions hover, and new relationships tempt, their challenge comes not only in remaking themselves, but in rebuilding their relationship with each other.
When you're fumbling in the dark, who better to enlighten you than your dear old mum? She knows a thing or two about life, like how to buy a bra or what men really want. But when she's not around (and let's face it, that's not often) check out this handy collection of how-tos. It's like having your mum in book form (sort of). With indispensable advice on a wide range of familiar – and not quite so familiar – conundrums, from packing a handbag, faking it, stopping him buying you THAT underwear, unblocking a sink and handling one-night stands, you'll wonder how you ever managed without this book.
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The Rock-'n'-Roll Guide to Grammar and Style by Michael J. Zerbe Pdf
Believe it or not, you can use your favorite Rock-‘n’-Roll song titles to show you, clearly and concisely, how English grammar and style work—and it’s fun! Inspired by a lifelong love of music and language, this book captures the brilliant bond between music and language, using song titles as an innovative and memorable way to teach grammar and style. The book does not critique grammar and style use in Rock-‘n’-Roll song titles. Instead, it celebrates this use and demonstrates different kinds of sentences, parts of speech, verb tenses, stylistic figures of speech, and more. The book starts with short but complete sentences—song title subject/verb combinations of songs you know such as “Love hurts” and “Voices carry.” The patterns of English grammar and style then become strikingly visible when you see them in the titles of Rock-‘n’-Roll songs you love, all the way from the 1950s to today.
The beloved holiday novella by New York Times bestselling author JoAnn Ross—now available as an enchanting ebook to warm up the winter. Christmas was always kindergarten teacher Kelli Carpenter’s favorite time of year—until last Christmas when Cole Douchett broke her heart by proposing to another woman. The fact that the engagement fell apart four months later was cold comfort. Now the marine is once again stateside in their Oregon coastal hometown, Shelter Bay, and Kelli is determined to avoid him. So when her family suggests a cabin up at Rainbow Lake, it sounds like the perfect escape plan. Cole always thought of Kelli as his best friend’s kid sister, but now that he’s back home, it’s clear she’s all grown up. Even in a silly Christmas sweater directing the kindergarten play, she’s a knockout. But after her baffling behavior last year, she’s giving him the cold shoulder. Unbeknownst to Cole and Kelli, their families contrive to do some matchmaking, and the two find themselves sharing a snowbound cabin—where things really heat up... Praise for JoAnn Ross “Ross is a master.”—BookPage “Beautifully descriptive...captures coastal small-town flavor perfectly.”—Library Journal “Shelter Bay [is] a place that readers will really want to visit.”—RT Book Reviews
The gay socialist writer Edward Carpenter had an extraordinary impact on the cultural and political landscape of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. A mystic advocate of, among other causes, free love, recycling, nudism, women's suffrage and prison reform, his work anticipated the sexual revolution of the 1960s. Sheila Rowbotham's highly acclaimed biography situates Carpenter's life and thought in relation to the social, aesthetic and intellectual movements of his day, and explores his friendships with figures such as Walt Whitman, E.M. Forster, Isadora Duncan and Emma Goldman. Edward Carpenter is a compelling portrait of a man described by contemporaries as a 'weather-vane' for his times.
More Than Words: Bestselling authors & Real-life heroines We all have the power to effect change-we just need to find the strength to harness it. With every good deed done, and helping hand offered, we are making the world a better place. The dedicated women selected as this year's recipients of Harlequin's More Than Words award have changed many lives for the better, through their compassionate hearts and unshakable commitment. To celebrate their accomplishments, bestselling authors have written stories inspired by these real-life heroines. In this book, Michele Hauf honors the work of the Barta sisters-Berni, Romi, Lexi and Marni Barta-and the not-for-profit organization that they founded, Kid Flicks. We hope More Than Words inspires you look inside your heart and to get in touch with the heroine inside of you.
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Ally Carpenter, pub owner in Outback, Northern Territory, Australia has a close encounter of the extraterrestrial kind. Two aliens land near her pub and use their powers to control her mind and body. However, Ally is determined and strong. After the beings tell her telepathically they are going to kidnap her and cut her open she manages to fight break free of their mind control. She shoots the huge grey beasts. Ally figures out pretty quickly that though the aliens can be hurt, however gunshot wounds don’t kill them since the beasts seem to have regenerative healing abilities. Just as she thinks the ETs are going to win and abduct her, a group of military men dressed from head to toe in black arrive with their technologically advanced looking weapons. One of the men shoots the head off one of the aliens, but the other humanoid escapes. Commander Ryan Archer introduces himself, orders her to stay inside with one of his men to keep her safe, then he and the rest of his team go outside to fight the remaining alien. Minutes later, Ally is once more scared for her life.
Perfect Love Too Good To Be True? by Dan Robins Pdf
It says in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son." In 1 John 4:8 that, "God is love." And in 1 John 4:18, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love drives out fear."You probably know those verses, but do you believe them? Do you really believe that God loves you with perfect love?Despite what you may have been told God is not angry with you. He's not disappointed. He is smiling over you. Whatever you've done, wherever you've been, whatever you will do, God has a single relentless feeling towards you: perfect love.This book is an ever helpful reminder that God is head over heels in love with you. It will pull back the curtains and help you realise how loved you are so that your joy may be made full, complete and overflowing. It will help you do much more than develop a healthy theology. It will help you experience Father God's affectionate embrace, feel His unconditional acceptance, and hear His tender words of love in deeper ways than you have ever known.
The Ghostwriter of Christmas Past by Alex Winters Pdf
This Christmas, Mia Hampton feels like she’s getting a lump of coal in her stocking! Not only is she on assignment for the holidays, but her hotel room is haunted, her normally prim and proper literary agent keeps drinking and dialing her in the middle of the night, she can’t stay out of the hotel pool and, oh yeah, her sexy country boy client has been flirting with her nonstop since she got into town. Did she mention… he’s nearly a decade younger? If this keeps up, her holiday might get as bloody as the festive holiday slasher she’s being paid big bucks to write about!