It S Not Easy Bein Me

Author : Rodney Dangerfield
Publisher : Zondervan
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2009-08-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780061957642

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It's Not Easy Bein' Me by Rodney Dangerfield Pdf

An American comic icon tells the story of his second–act rise from obscurity to multimedia stardom. "When I was a kid," writes Rodney Dangerfield, "I worked tough places in show business––places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room. Or Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was a tough joint. I looked at the menu. They had broken leg of lamb." For once, one of America's most beloved comic icons isn't kidding. Dangerfield has seen every aspect of the entertainment industry: the rough–and–tumble nightclubs, the backstage gag–writing sessions, the drugs, the hookers, the lousy day jobs – and the red–carpet star treatment. As he traces his route from a poor childhood on Long Island to his enshrinement as a comedy legend, he takes readers on a roller–coaster ride through a life that has been alternately touching, sordid, funny, raunchy, and uplifting – equal parts "Little Orphan Annie" and "Caligula." And unlike most celebrity autobiographers, he seems to have no qualms about delivering the unfiltered whole story, warts and all. Dangerfield's personal story is also a rollicking show business tale, full of marquee name–droppings (Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison, Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld) and good stories about same. Defying the old saws about the fleeting nature of fame and the dearth of second acts in American life, Dangerfield transformed himself from a debt–ridden aluminium–siding salesman named Jack Roy to a multimedia superstar – and stayed an icon for decades. His catchphrase – "I get no respect" – has entered the lexicon, and he remains a visible cultural presence and perennial talk–show guest. Dangerfield's hilarious and inspiring musings should thrill comedy fans and pop–culture watchers, and his second–act comeback will strike a chord with readers of all stripes. Maybe he'll even get some respect.

Author : Marilyn Sadler
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781984895103

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It's Not Easy Being a Bunny by Marilyn Sadler Pdf

P.J. Funnybunny doesn't want to be a bunny anymore! In this hilarious story, a young bunny explores life with different animal friends. This bunny-rific tale of self-discovery is now available in a simplified board book perfect for the littlest hands—and with a festive, sparkly cover, it makes the perfect gift to fill any Easter basket. P.J. Funnybunny is tired of cooked carrots and his big ears. It would be way more fun to be a bear, a bird, or a pig...right? Read along as P.J. leaves home and tries to determine who he is—and where he belongs. But this bunny might just learn that all he wants to be is...himself! This sturdy board book adaptation, with text abridged from the beloved Dr. Seuss Beginner Book, makes a fun-filled read aloud for babies and toddlers!

Author : Lisi Harrison
Publisher : Poppy
Page : 187 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2008-08-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316041720

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It's Not Easy Being Mean by Lisi Harrison Pdf

Massie Block: Getting back into Octavian Country Day was a piece of sugar-free cake, compared to Massie's next goal-finding the key that unlocks an ah-mazing legendary secret room at OCD! Alpha eighth grader Skye Hamilton and her clique have stashed the key in the bedroom of one mystery Briarwood boy, but who? Whoever finds the key gets access to the secret room for an entire year and the prestige that comes along with it. But what happens when LBR Layne seems to be getting closer? This is way more than a matter of life or death, it's a matter of in or out! Kristen Gregory: Always been a star on the soccer field, but her style gets majorly cramped when her friends are forced to join the team. They better start kicking those soccer balls or Kristen's going to start kicking some . . . ! Alicia Rivera: Uses her skills as a gossip reporter to scheme her way into the rooms of all the Briarwood hotties! Dylan Marvil: Heard depression makes people lose weight. Is hoping for some sad news soon because she's popping donut holes the way some people pop Tic-Tacs. Claire Lyons: Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be! Her agent confiscates her gummies, and forces her to do some very bad things to make her more "edgy." Worst of all, her constant meetings with lawyers and movie execs are eating into her time with the P.C. and with Cam! Is being a Hollywood starlet worth the Gucci-high price tag?

Author : Jim Henson
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2011-11-08
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781401304355

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It's Not Easy Being Green by Jim Henson Pdf

A collection of wise and witty quotes from and inspired by Jim Henson similar in format to The World According to Mister Rogers. "When I was young, it was my ambition to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope is to leave the world a little better for my having been there. It's a wonderful life and I love it." -Jim Henson "Yeah, well, I've got a dream too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And, it kind of makes us like a family." -Kermit the Frog, The Muppet Movie

Author : Jimmie R. McKnight
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2014-05-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781490712925

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It’S Not Easy Being Me by Jimmie R. McKnight Pdf

Lewis is a quiet shy student at Garvey Middle School in the inner city. For Lewis school is a constant nightmare. He is constantly in trouble, despite being a good student with excellent writing skills. Lewis desperately wants to make his mother proud and not follow in the footsteps of his father who is in prison. He is constantly influenced by his friend Jason who always seems to lead him toward trouble. Lewis meets Mr. Willis a weird but concerned teacher at his school. Mr. Willis enrolls Lewis in the Empowerment Program which exposes Lewis to a different world. Lewis then begins to contemplate change. Will Lewis continue to travel down the wrong path towards tragedy? Or will he make a turn towards success?

Author : Everest Media,
Publisher : Everest Media LLC
Page : 45 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2022-05-09T22:59:00Z
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9798822503441

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Summary of Rodney Dangerfield's It's Not Easy Bein' Me by Everest Media, Pdf

Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I was born in an eighteen-room house owned by my mother’s sister Rose and her husband. After a couple of weeks, my mother took me back to her place in Jamaica, Queens, where we lived with my four-year-old sister, Marion, my mother’s mother, her three sisters, and a Swedish carpenter named Mack. #2 I was raised by my mother, who was very cold. I never got a kiss, a hug, or a compliment. I wanted people to tell me that I was good, but instead, I heard laughter and applause. #3 I had to make my own entertainment as a kid. I would listen to the voices below my window, and know what that meant. There was going to be a fight down there, and I would always identify with the loser. #4 My mother was coldhearted and selfish, and her sisters weren’t much better. I remember being lied to by my aunt Pearlie when I was four. She said I could go to the movies with my sister, but when I came back out, she and Marion were gone. I stood there crying and yelling, Pearlie, I washed my hands and face real good.

Author : Dick Strawbridge
Publisher : Random House
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2013-09-30
Category : Nature
ISBN : 9781448141920

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It's Not Easy Being Green by Dick Strawbridge Pdf

It's Not Easy Being Green follows Dick Strawbridge and his family as they leave their comfortable home in the Midlands to tackle a remarkable self-sufficiency project - New House Farm in Cornwall. Their main objective is to have as little negative impact on the planet as possible by producing no waste and removing their dependency upon fossil fuels - all without compromising on their comfortable, modern 21st-century lifestyles. It's a laudable aim, but they are definitely not eco-warriors! With his hands-on, flamboyant approach, Dick offers practical tips on everything, from constructing water wheels, gadgets and greenhouses, to the trials of living with animals and knocking up 'proper' wholesome food. Packed with information about the cost of power, sourcing building materials, taking up permaculture and finding transport alternatives, It's Not Easy Being Green highlights the small steps that can change your life and is a simple, inspirational guide for everyone considering the path to green living.

Author : Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452123875

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You Think It's Easy Being the Tooth Fairy? by Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt Pdf

All over America, kids are losing their teeth. And who is there to gather them up, leaving coins in their places? The Tooth Fairy, of course! A self-described "action kind of gal" with plenty of attitude, she reveals her secrets at last. Learn about her amazing Tooth-o-Finder. Marvel at her ingenious flying machine. Watch her in action, dodging dogs and cats and gerbils. You Think It's Easy Being the Tooth Fairy? is the essential guide for every kid about to lose a tooth.

Author : P.D. Eastman
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 355 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2008-09-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780375855528

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The Big Blue Book of Beginner Books by P.D. Eastman Pdf

What could make a better present than a classic Beginner Book? Six of them—for less than the price of two! We've taken the complete text and art of three beloved P.D. Eastman titles: Go, Dog. Go!, Are You My Mother?, and The Best Nest; Robert Lopshire's Put Me In the Zoo (the first of his books featuring the character Spot); Marilyn Sadler and Roger Bollen's It's Not Easy Being a Bunny (the first PJ Funnybunny story); and Mike McClintock's charming, cautionary tale A Fly Went By, and bound them together in one sturdy hardcover omnibus. A perfect introduction to reading that will whet young readers appetites for additional books in the Beginner Book series.

Author : Cynthia Voigt
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 151 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2013-03-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781442489202

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It's Not Easy Being Bad by Cynthia Voigt Pdf

Now that they’re in seventh grade, Mikey and Margalo decide it’s time to be popular—or at least, time to be less unpopular. The trouble is, typical, normal kids are what work in junior high, and if there’s one thing Mikey and Margalo aren’t, it’s typical and normal. Mikey’s first attempt to crack seventh grade society ends, predictably, in disaster, but, undaunted, the friends persevere. They’ve got the will, they’ve got the smarts, and most importantly, they’ve got each other. What chance does junior high have against the Bad Girls?

Author : JuYin Wong
Publisher : Bookbaby
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1543945430

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It's Not Easy Being a Kid by JuYin Wong Pdf

Felicia and Serena are telling their mom to give them the time they need to enjoy being a kid. Starting every morning, there is a long list of things that need to be done. Being a kid is just as difficult as being an adult, so don't push it.

Author : Sheila Nevins
Publisher : Flatiron Books
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2017-05-02
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781250111326

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You Don't Look Your Age...and Other Fairy Tales by Sheila Nevins Pdf

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Thank you to Sheila Nevins for putting all this down for posterity. Women need this kind of honest excavation of the process of living.” —Meryl Streep An astonishingly frank, funny, poignant book for any woman who wishes they had someone who would say to them, “This happened to me, learn from my mistakes and my successes. Because you don’t get smarter as you get older, you get braver.” Sheila Nevins is the best friend you never knew you had. She is your discreet confidante you can tell any secret to, your sage mentor at work who helps you navigate the often uneven playing field, your wise sister who has “been there, done that,” your hysterical girlfriend whose stories about men will make laugh until you cry. Sheila Nevins is the one person who always tells it like it is. In You Don’t Look Your Age, the famed documentary producer (as President of HBO Documentary Films for over 30 years, Nevins has rightfully been credited with creating the documentary rebirth) finally steps out from behind the camera and takes her place front and center. In these pages you will read about the real life challenges of being a woman in a man's world, what it means to be a working mother, what it’s like to be an older woman in a youth-obsessed culture, the sometimes changing, often sweet truth about marriages, what being a feminist really means, and that you are in good company if your adult children don’t return your phone calls. So come, sit down, make yourself comfortable, (and for some of you, don’t forget the damn reading glasses). You’re in for a treat.

Author : Marilyn Sadler
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2013-04-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385374491

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P. J. Funnybunny Camps Out by Marilyn Sadler Pdf

Illus. in full color. Camping is not for girls, right? At least, that's what P.J. and his pals tell Donna and Honey Bunny when they want to tag along on a camping trip. But when two mysterious ghosts frighten the boys all the way home, only the girls know the real story.

Author : Stephanie St. Pierre
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0679888101

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It's Not Easy Being Big! by Stephanie St. Pierre Pdf

Big Bird sometimes is handicapped by being too big.

Author : Perfection Learning Corporation
Publisher : Turtleback
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1663608199

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Last Lecture by Perfection Learning Corporation Pdf