It Takes Balls

Author : Josh Wolf
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 175 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2013-03-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781455511693

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It Takes Balls by Josh Wolf Pdf

Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.

Author : Chris Edwards
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY
ISBN : 162634325X

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Balls by Chris Edwards Pdf

"For Chris Edwards, the decision to transition from female to male was black and white. The question was, did he have the balls to do it? Did he have the balls to come out at a company board meeting made up of white, middle-aged executives? To endure 28 painful and extensive surgeries? Show up at his 10-year high school reunion? Date a member of the Nashville Bikini Team? The answer is yes--yes, he did"--Publisher's website.

Author : José Calero
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 163 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2020-03-23
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781796093209

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It Takes Balls! to Start a Business by José Calero Pdf

This book is like no other book on starting a business. It’s not about the ground-level details of starting a business. It’s more of a tree-top view of business in general. So before you make any decisions about what kind of business you’d like to start, read this book first and get a thorough understanding of how business works. There are a variety of subjects included in this book and each is geared to provide you a deeper understanding of the world you’re thinking of entering. In this book I discuss the purpose of a business; the need to prepare; what it takes to start a business; a product business vs a service business; brick and mortar vs online; best business types; launching and growing a business; and the need to innovate or die. I sincerely believe you won’t find another book like this one. It’s specific and sufficiently detailed to give you a complete understanding of the processes and hidden mechanisms of starting your own successful business enterprise.

Author : Diedre Silva,Jackie Koney
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 266 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2008-04-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781626367654

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It Takes More Than Balls by Diedre Silva,Jackie Koney Pdf

For years, Deidre Silva and Jackie Koney figured that men simply knew more about baseball than they did. They tried to reconcile their love of baseball with their second-class fan status, but they finally realized that not getting in a tizzy over the 1952 World Series didn't mean that they weren't "real" fans. As loyal—but not insane or stat-obsessed—spectators, they simply had a different perspective. In It Takes More Than Balls they share their brand of baseball passion with lifelong fans and the "baseball curious" of either gender. Offering anecdotes and gossip from the ballpark, the book also explains the nuances of today's game that will help readers enjoy their next (or first) baseball outing.

Author : Brooks Butler Hays
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2014-03-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452133270

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Balls on the Lawn by Brooks Butler Hays Pdf

The serious leisure aficionado knows that it doesn't take much to transform a ho-hum afternoon into a truly memorable one—just a few balls, some mallets, maybe a horseshoe or two. The transformative nature of lawn sports takes center stage in Balls on the Lawn, an ode to classic outdoor activities, from the common (bocce) to the obscure (Kan-Jam). Including the history and complete rules of 10 iconic games, plus appropriate accompanying cocktails (serious leisure requires serious sustenance), Balls on the Lawn will revolutionize Saturday afternoons through the long-held traditions, robust competition, and abundant camaraderie of lawn sports.

Author : Alexi Venneri
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
Page : 204 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2005-02-22
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9780471722304

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Balls! by Alexi Venneri Pdf

Brave, Authentic, Loud, Lovable, and Spunky! The keys to sustained business growth and success. America's small and midsized businesses face unique challenges as they struggle to reach the kind of long-term business goals achieved by larger companies. Balls! shows that successful firms follow certain rules and display six essential traits-they are brave, authentic, loud, lovable, and spunky. Add an exclamation mark for "Do It Right Now Before Someone Else Does!" and that spells Balls!-something all growing businesses need in order to truly succeed. Written by a young executive at one of America's fastest growing small businesses, Balls! looks at business success from a decidedly exuberant and creative perspective, bringing fresh ideas and tactics that any business leader, in any industry, will find immediately useful. Alexi Venneri (Seattle, WA) is Chief Marketing and Communications Officer at Who's Calling, one of the fastest growing companies in America. She joined the firm as employee number 13 and has witnessed it grow to over 300 employees. She is also the former director for the Seattle Mariners who managed all ballpark marketing and fan relations for the team. Her professional career also includes sales management, event planning, training, and marketing for companies in both the U.S. and Canada.

Author : Gilbert Gottfried
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2011-04-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429978562

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Rubber Balls and Liquor by Gilbert Gottfried Pdf

Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book!" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy.

Author : Ed Balls
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2021-08-19
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781398504752

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Appetite by Ed Balls Pdf

‘Delightfully different’ – Delia Smith Ed Balls was just three weeks old when he tried his first meal: pureed roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. While perhaps ill-advised by modern weaning standards, it worked for him in 1967, and from that moment on he was hooked on food. Appetite is a memoir with a twist: part autobiography, part cookbook, each chapter is a recipe that tells a story. Ed was taught to cook by his mother, and now he’s passing these recipes on to his own children as they start to fly the nest. Sitting round the table year after year, the world around us may change, but great recipes last a lifetime. Appetite is a celebration of love, family, and really good food.

Author : Brian Maxey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2017-04-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1533610398

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Time to Grab Your Balls by Brian Maxey Pdf

The first book in the Time to Grab Your Balls series, Time to Grab Your Balls and Be a Man, is the foundation of what a man needs to be in Mind, Body and Spirit. It combines humor, psychological breakdowns, a lot of swearing and straight to the point explanations. It is serious and deep, without all of the boring bullshit. This book will help to build the fundamentals needed to master all areas of life. In fact, several highly decorated celebrities and Politicians were going to share their thoughts on the effectiveness of this book. Unfortunately, none of them responded to my random solicitations...sooooooo. Now, I have not seen another book out there that takes the same approach that I do. There might be one; Hell, there might be a bunch of them. I just haven't read them. You see most books on this subject are pretty shitty. They cover how to date or how to be in touch with your feminine side. Some cover how to simply act like a stereotypical man's man. You know, eating meat and talking sports. And that's not actually all that bad, but let's face it, if that's all you know about being a man then you're a fuckin' jackass. This book is not like that. This book will cover a multitude of subjects and show you how to be what a true man really needs to be; for himself, for his family and for society. Of course I'm sure there is a question you are dying to ask..."Why should I read YOUR book?" And I get it. We often base our perception of credibility in a pretty screwed up way. We don't want to hear from anyone that isn't a Doctor or a Celebrity or discovered by Oprah. But let's think about that. Does Medical School teach you how a Man should act? Does being a Celebrity mean you have figured out anything about life? Of course not! So No, I am not a Celebrity or a Shrink. What I am is an expert at being a Man. My expertise is how to act, think and feel like a man. How to take lumps and keep on ticking. How to treat people. How to get shit done. My expertise is balancing emotions so as not to be a pussy but not an emotional rock either. I am an expert in working out and getting scars while also knowing how to play with babies. Do you understand where I am going here? I didn't go to school to learn why you have Daddy Issues, nor have I spent my life on television pretending to be someone I'm not. I hope you can handle that.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2019-09-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194543113X

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Balls by Anonim Pdf

Author : Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 098594871X

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Do You Want to Play with My Balls? by Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi Pdf

Author : Angela Liddon
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2015
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 0718181506

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The Oh She Glows Cookbook by Angela Liddon Pdf

Packed with more than 100 recipes such as go-to breakfasts, protein-packed snacks, hearty mains and decadent desserts, this title features recipes ranging from the Crowd-Pleasing Tex Mex Casserole and Empowered Noodle Bowl to sweet treats like the Chilled Chocolate Espresso Torte with Hazelnut Crust and Glo Bakery Glo Bars.

Author : Jan Pepper,Elaine Weitzman,Hanen Centre
Publisher : The Hanen Centre
Page : 186 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780921145196

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It Takes Two to Talk by Jan Pepper,Elaine Weitzman,Hanen Centre Pdf

Shows parents how to help their child communicate and learn language during everyday activities.

Author : Mitchell Smith
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 278 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Fasts and feasts
ISBN : 9781438917443

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Baseballs, Basketballs and Matzah Balls by Mitchell Smith Pdf

The ancient Greeks had a spectacular civilization which was involved in every art and science. Approximately 3,000 names have come down to us of key personalities that contributed to this culture. We have the work of only one-quarter of these and fragments of the work of the remainder. This book describes the known work of 704 of these ancient personalities. There are many books that give the lives of the more famous of these ancient Greeks. There are a number of biographical dictionaries that give one line descriptions of many more of these ancients. This book, though, is an attempt to describe the major points about all ancient Greek personalties of which anything is known. It is a handy encyclopedia in which one can quickly find the salient features of any ancient Greek personality. Each article in this book has the following order: The personality's name is stated. This is followed by his birth and death years or whatever of these can be approximated. The first sentence of the text gives the areas in which the personality was active. Then there is a description of whatever is known about the character and life of the personality. The article concludes with the material or intellectual accomplishments of the personality.

Author : Joe Morgan
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 283 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-12
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780307806284

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Long Balls, No Strikes by Joe Morgan Pdf

Nobody loves baseball more than Joe Morgan. He's proved it with his hall-of-fame performance on the field and his brilliant color commentary in the broadcast booth. Bob Costas says, "There may not be anyone alive who knows more about baseball than Joe Morgan. In his playing days, Morgan was a key cog in the Big Red Machine, and he saw the game at its zenith. From his perch in the broadcast booth he watched as baseball self-destructed, culminating in the devastating strike of 1994. And in 1998, he saw the game come back with baseball's electrifying resurgence in the season of McGwire, Sosa, and the Yankees. But as great as '98 was, Joe knows that baseball still has a lot of problems. And while baseball may be back, Joe wants the fans, the players, and the owners to know that some serious changes still need to be made. In Long Balls, No Strikes, Morgan draws on three decades' experience and passion as he dissects what has gone wrong and right for baseball. Some of his insights may seem unorthodox, some will be controversial, but that's never stopped Joe Morgan before. How do we improve the game on the field? Raise the mound Abolish the designated hitter forever Make the umpires learn the strike zone And that's only the beginning. . . . How do we improve the game off the field? Erase the invisible color line that keeps African-Americans from holding management positions Expand the talent pool by sending more scouts to the inner cities Have all teams share equally from the same profit pool And that's not all. . . . Joe Morgan doesn't believe in "the good old days." Tomorrow's game can be even better than yesterday's. But at the end of the century, the game stands at a crossroads. One path leads right back to the troubles that nearly destroyed the game forever in 1994. The other leads to a new Golden Age. If baseball wants to continue to thrive, some changes must be made. But before there are changes, we need to ask the right questions. And if Joe Morgan doesn't know the answers, then no one does.