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Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
Page : 385 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780345507020

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Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2007-09-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780345494245

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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Fawcett
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2009-06-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307495563

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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2008-10-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780345498496

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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .” i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.” uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.” No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 1997-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0836237382

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You Might Be a Redneck If . . . by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.

Git-R-Done

Author : Larry the Cable Guy
Publisher : Crown
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2006-06-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307237675

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Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.

Redneck Classic

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1563522284

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Redneck Classic by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

This volume picks the most memorable lines from all six previous books and offer approximately 25 percent new material, including 150 previously unpublished You Might Be A Redneck If... punch lines. Let the laughter roll on.

The Hillbilly to English Translation Dictionary

Author : Richard Nivens
Publisher : Richard Nivens
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2009-08-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781451580693

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The Hillbilly to English Translation Dictionary by Richard Nivens Pdf

A complete guide to the Hillbilly language! A must have if traveling down south. A Laugh a minute. Also includes "Favorite Hillbilly Sayings" as well as "Favorite Southern Foods".

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 261 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2009-06-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781401394653

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No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem! by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time!

The Redneck Grill

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Rutledge Hill Press
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 1401601995

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The Redneck Grill by Jeff Foxworthy Pdf

The comedian and barbecue sauce entrepreneur--a man who takes his grilling seriously--delivers this hilarious collection of recipes for ribs, chicken, hot dogs, fish, hamburgers, pork chops, and numerous marinades.

Insults Every Man Should Know

Author : Nick Mamatas
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2011-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594745249

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Insults Every Man Should Know by Nick Mamatas Pdf

A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion. This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including: • Insulting Someone’s Intelligence • Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess • Insults for the Office • Insults on Game Day • Insults throughout History • Insults from around the World

Games Rednecks Play

Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Longstreet Press
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Rednecks
ISBN : 1563522543

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Hillbilly

Author : Anthony Harkins
Publisher : Oxford University Press on Demand
Page : 337 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : History
ISBN : 9780195189506

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Hillbilly by Anthony Harkins Pdf

This text argues that the hillbilly - in his various guises - has been viewed by mainstream Americans simultaneously as a violent degenerate who threatens the modern order and as a keeper of traditional values and thus symbolic of a nostalgic past free of the problems of contemporary life.

Big Bosoms and Square Jaws

Author : Jimmy McDonough
Publisher : Crown
Page : 498 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2006-06-27
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780307338440

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Big Bosoms and Square Jaws by Jimmy McDonough Pdf

Russ Meyer, cult hero, creator of the sexploitation film, and the man the Wall Street Journal called the King Leer of Hollywood, made movies that filled the big screen with “big bosoms and square jaws.” In the first candid and fiendishly researched account of the late cinematic instigator’s life, Jimmy McDonough shows us how Russ Meyer used that formula to turn his own crazed fantasies into movies that made him a millionaire and changed the face of American film forever. This former WWII combat photographer immortalized his personal sexual obsession upon the silver screen, creating box-office gold with The Immoral Mr. Teas in 1959. The modest little film pushed all preexisting limits of on-screen nudity, and with its success, the floodgates of what was permitted to be shown on film were thrust open, never to be closed again. Russ Meyer ignited a true revolution in filmmaking, breaking all sex, nudity, and violence taboos. In a career that spanned more than forty years, Meyer created a body of work that has influenced a legion of filmmakers, fashionistas, comic book artists, rock bands, and even the occasional feminist. Bringing his anecdote- and action-packed biographical style to another renegade of popular culture, New York Times bestselling author of Shakey Jimmy McDonough offers a wild, warts-and-all portrait of Russ Meyer, the director, writer, producer, and commando moviemaking force behind the sexploitation classics Vixen, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and many others. Big Bosoms and Square Jaws blows the lid off the story of Russ Meyer, from the beginning to his recent tragic demise, creating in the process a vivid portrait of a past America.

Redneck Nation

Author : Michael Graham
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 159 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2009-11-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780446569590

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Redneck Nation by Michael Graham Pdf

A wicked concoction of down-home hilarity and scathing political satire is served up in this provocative and entertaining look at the South's pervasive influence on America from one of the nation's funniest political observers.