Karma S A Bitch

Author : Steve Miller,Lizzy Stevens
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 180 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2018-06-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1625268130

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Karma Is a Bitch: And Other Stories by Steve Miller,Lizzy Stevens Pdf

"Karma Is A Bitch"Karmas are immortals that kept the not so good people in line. They lived by the motto "Do bad things bad things will happen." Tessa Waters was one of the best Karmas of the Karma realm. However, she wasn't the fastest. She would watch over the realms, Earth, being her main realm. When she saw somebody not behaving she would send down a Karma punishment on that person. They were always funny and made the other Karmas laugh but she wasn't fast enough. The head Karma thought it would help Tessa if instead of watching from a far she went down to Earth and passed out the punishments up close. Maybe that would make her faster. She could not return until she hit 100 Karmas. Tessa thought that would be no problem. Until the trickster of all tricksters, Loki, got in her way. How was she supposed to pass out Karmas if Loki was right in the way playing pranks on everyone? Now Tessa had to deal with the trouble makers and Loki. How was she supposed to hit her goal of 100 and make it back home? Quick Read ~ Short Story"

Author : J. Gail
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0972697837

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Karma's a Bitch by J. Gail Pdf

Tony Jackson things nothing of having other women in his girlfriend's bed, robbing and stealing. When will Tony figure out that you can't hold onto money when you get it the wrong way?

Author : Steve Miller,Lizzy Stevens
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 180 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2018-06-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1625268130

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Karma Is a Bitch: And Other Stories by Steve Miller,Lizzy Stevens Pdf

"Karma Is A Bitch"Karmas are immortals that kept the not so good people in line. They lived by the motto "Do bad things bad things will happen." Tessa Waters was one of the best Karmas of the Karma realm. However, she wasn't the fastest. She would watch over the realms, Earth, being her main realm. When she saw somebody not behaving she would send down a Karma punishment on that person. They were always funny and made the other Karmas laugh but she wasn't fast enough. The head Karma thought it would help Tessa if instead of watching from a far she went down to Earth and passed out the punishments up close. Maybe that would make her faster. She could not return until she hit 100 Karmas. Tessa thought that would be no problem. Until the trickster of all tricksters, Loki, got in her way. How was she supposed to pass out Karmas if Loki was right in the way playing pranks on everyone? Now Tessa had to deal with the trouble makers and Loki. How was she supposed to hit her goal of 100 and make it back home? Quick Read ~ Short Story"

Author : Nikki Sinclair
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2011-10-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1466435968

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Karma's a Bitch by Nikki Sinclair Pdf

Meet Sergio Pages, a half Cuban, half Puerto Rican from the Bronx who's as American as apple pie. And, he thought he was living the American dream: hot wife with whom he enjoys copious amounts of sex, great family, wonderful home, thriving jewelry business, hunting place in the woods and not a care in the world. Until, that is, his doctor tells him he'll be dead within five years if he doesn't lose weight. Did I mention he was also morbidly obese? Sergio opted for a drastic solution: gastric bypass surgery. Little did he know that weight wouldn't be all he ended up losing. His wife leaves him and the kids, and then his jewelry store is robbed. To make matters worse—if they could be worse—the police are targeting him as the prime suspect in the case and his insurance company won't pay out.Based on a true story, “Karma's a Bitch” tells how Sergio picks himself up, solves the crime and hands the criminals over to the police—and learns a thing or two about himself along the way. He proves the American spirit is still alive and kicking, and that when the going gets tough, some Americans are still tough enough to get going.

Author : Salihah L. Fassett
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 334 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2019-12-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781728336091

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Karma Is a Bitch by Salihah L. Fassett Pdf

Before I knew it, Jason hollered in the cafeteria, Yo it’s ya girl! Leaving as quickly as he said it. I was on my feet, and out the door, TR wasn’t too far behind me. I couldn’t believe it was her and Tink. Tone was standing nearby and yeah that idiot was smiling. Girls can be so stupid. I tried my best to break it up, but after I got hit in the eye, I said the hell with it. Where are the damn teachers? Oh, never mind Melissa was giving it to her and giving it to her good? Well, that’s my friend! So rich girls can’t fight? This chick got so much mouth, though. After about fifteen minutes, two teachers and the Principal came to stop the fight. Weave was all over the place, and Tink’s boobs were popping out. “And if any of ya friends want some they can get some too; fucking bitch tell Mommy to get you some boxing lessons.” Ms. Jefferson that will be quite enough,” Dr. Glass said furious as hell. She was trying to pull Mel one way, and the teachers were pulling Tink the other way. Tink lip was bleeding; she looked drunk. People weren’t laughing; they were shocked by Mel, who knew? I damn sure did! You know it was really a good fight. Go, Mel, I thought to myself. I walked behind her and Dr. Glass to the office. Well needless to say; what I didn’t mention. Tone stepped off when he realized Tink was losing badly of course and he was on to the next just like that and who did he leave with his arm around, her friend Jenny, yeah rich, but definitely on the block.

Author : Giulia Malano
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9791280613431

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Karma is a bitch by Giulia Malano Pdf

Author : Monica Bhide
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2016-09
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 0997662417

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Karma and the Art of Butter Chicken by Monica Bhide Pdf

Raised by Buddhist monks in Delhi after his mother's untimely and tragic death, Eshaan sets out on the challenging quest to feed and nourish the hungry so they do not suffer her same fate. His attempts to achieve this monumental goal are constantly thwarted. And when his former girlfriend returns from Europe with a handsome fiancé in tow, his life becomes even more complicated. A sliver of hope appears in the form of a local TV cooking competition. Winning would offer the solution to all his problems: money for his mission and the chance to impress the girl he loves. But to win this competition, Eshaan first must face a secret that has the potential to destroy his life and his dreams. Can a young life that has been defined by a crisis ever really thrive? Will Eshaan's pain-filled spirit ever hear the songs of salvation that the Universe sings for him, or will his demons ultimately win? Celebrated food writer Monica Bhide dishes up a page-turning story of sacrifice, determination, and an honest exploration of the human spirit. Set in contemporary India and seasoned with gentle love, dramatic loss, enchanting poetic verse, and exotic food, Karma and the Art of Butter Chicken will take you to a place where past and present keep uneasy yet delicious company.

Author : Anna Quindlen
Publisher : Random House
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-04-24
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780679604006

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Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake by Anna Quindlen Pdf

“[Quindlen] serves up generous portions of her wise, commonsensical, irresistibly quotable take on life. . . . What Nora Ephron does for body image and Anne Lamott for spiritual neuroses, Quindlen achieves on the home front.”—NPR Includes an exclusive conversation between Meryl Streep and Anna Quindlen! In this irresistible memoir, Anna Quindlen writes about a woman’s life, from childhood memories to manic motherhood to middle age, using the events of her life to illuminate ours. Considering—and celebrating—everything from marriage, girlfriends, our mothers, parenting, faith, loss, to all the stuff in our closets, and more, Quindlen says for us here what we may wish we could have said ourselves. As she did in her beloved New York Times columns, and in A Short Guide to a Happy Life, Quindlen uses her past, present, and future to explore what matters most to women at different ages. Quindlen talks about Marriage: “A safety net of small white lies can be the bedrock of a successful marriage. You wouldn’t believe how cheaply I can do a kitchen renovation.” Girlfriends: “Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her babysitter. But if you push her on how she really makes it through her day, she will mention her girlfriends. ” Our bodies: “I’ve finally recognized my body for what it is: a personality-delivery system, designed expressly to carry my character from place to place, now and in the years to come.” Parenting: “Being a parent is not transactional. We do not get what we give. It is the ultimate pay-it-forward endeavor: We are good parents not so they will be loving enough to stay with us but so they will be strong enough to leave us.” Candid, funny, and moving, Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake is filled with the sharp insights and revealing observations that have long confirmed Quindlen’s status as America’s laureate of real life. “Classic Quindlen, at times witty, at times wise, and always of her time.”—The Miami Herald “[A] pithy, get-real memoir.”—Booklist

Author : Myesha White
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2017-03-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 154468908X

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Fuck Karma by Myesha White Pdf

This book is a book that entitles a short story about a young woman who lives a life of sin. Love, friends, and family all become an enemy at a point in life. From the love of her life Sincere, his brother Tre, and her best-friend Kee, she's unsure of who to trust or turn to. The disrespect entices the drive to devour those who betray her. She has no feelings or limitations to how far she goes to become your Karma!

Author : L.A. Boruff,Lacey Carter,Helen Scott
Publisher : The Phantom Pen
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2024-04-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Karma's Spell by L.A. Boruff,Lacey Carter,Helen Scott Pdf

No one ever told me what to do if I ended up forty-something, divorced, and jobless. When my ex knocks at my door with his new girlfriend I somehow manage to turn them into toads. But that’s not possible, right? Still, my ex-husband’s car is in the driveway, and he’s nowhere to be found. Which doesn’t look great for me. So I do the only rational thing I can think of… I run for it, straight back to the small town I grew up in. Mystic Hollow is exactly the way I remember it, except now it seems that everything I thought was normal and boring is supernatural. Even my group of childhood friends appear to be magical in unexpected ways. And the hot guy I had a schoolgirl crush on? Apparently, he’s an alpha shifter who digs me. Moving back home might be the fun I’ve been missing. That is until my brother disappears. Now, it’s up to me to find him, even if I have to take on vampires, shifters, sirens, and a whole lot of crazy to do it. I know that so long as I have my friends backing me, I’ll find him because no one wants to be on karma’s bad side...

Author : Jim Neville
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 406 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2016-12-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798655984493

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Karma's A Sexy Bitch by Jim Neville Pdf

Adult Content Warning 18+A Which-Way type book for adults where you choose your own erotic fantasy adventure. You control the direction of this book. Sit quietly and control all that you see and read. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience many erotic fantasies which reach from my inner mind to your outer limits.If you don't like a path you've chosen, you can go back and try another path. It's the original undo button. All you have to do is follow a different path and you're there. Links are also provided to take you progressively backward if you so desire. In this book, there are both fantastic beasts and human fantasy scenarios. Many stories have been tailored for both male and female readers. Some stories are written only for one gender because it wouldn't make sense otherwise. Sometimes you have no choice in the transformation into a specific gender, and sometimes you do. To be fair, the gender roles are 50/50. There's something for everyone. Fantasy Creatures Akaname - Beholder - Cat Girl - Cow Girl - Crab Girls - Demons - Dog Boy - Dragon Man and/or Woman - Eel Girls - Erotic Plants - Fairies - Gargantuan Zombies - Gargoyles - Genies - Harpies - Kodama - Living Dolls - Man Cow - Medusa - Minotaur - Mosquito Girl - Octomom - Rat Queen - Santa's Elves - Satyr - Shadow Men - Slug Girl - Sirens - Spider Girl - Sky Jellies - Succubus - Vampires - Werewolves & SheWolves. Human Scenarios Cabin Boy - Centurion - Chocolate Spa - Dismembered Member - Druid Sacrifice - Empress Messalina - Free Love Island - Harem - The Phoenix Curse - Pirate Queen - Real Doll - Slave Girls - Steward - Teacher - Warlock - Witch - Wrestler & Bodybuilder Femdom. DISCLAIMER The author does not support or endorse the scenarios described in this book. As always, consult your physician before engaging in any such activity. Side effects include euphoria, flushing, insomnia, nausea, heart issues (palpitations, irregular heartbeats), shortness of breath, and swelling of reproductive organs.

Author : Katrin Knecht
Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
Page : 245 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2014-12-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9783734737657

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Karma is a Bitch by Katrin Knecht Pdf

Mit dem Karma ist es so eine Sache. Man sagt, dass alles, was man tut, letztendlich wieder auf einen selbst zurückfällt. Diana ist 19 und schwer in ihren Kumpel Benni verliebt. Nur blöd, dass sie dessen gutaussehenden Freund Sascha so gar nicht leiden kann, und noch blöder, dass sie plötzlich beginnt, Gefühle für diesen Beau zu entwickeln. Unverhofft landet Diana mit beiden Männern im Bett und findet nur dank Rat und Tat ihrer besten Freundin Jessica aus der Dreiecksgeschichte. Erst, als es fast zu spät ist, findet Diana heraus, für welchen der beiden ihr Herz wirklich schlägt.

Author : Stephanie Haefner
Publisher : Lyrical Trade
Page : 206 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2010-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 161650725X

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A Bitch Named Karma by Stephanie Haefner Pdf

Karma may be a bitch, but sometimes she knows what she's doing. When author Lexi Marshall's perfectly fabulous life of designer clothes, nights on the town with her sexy boyfriend, and a successful writing career literally go up in flames, she must take on Karma and fight to gain control over her life. Lexi believes her cliche-filled novels are the reason for Karma's wrath and after a high calorie pity party, she's determined to rebuild her life to what it once was...that is, until her gynecologist utters a phrase she never expected or wanted to hear: she's pregnant. Unfortunately, the father is her fresh out-of-the-closet best friend and not the new man in her life..

Author : Angela Hairston
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2019-03-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0983473242

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Karma Is a Bitch 4 by Angela Hairston Pdf

Author : Jairo E. Lpez
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2017-05-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1546672303

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Karma Is a Bitch by Jairo E. Lpez Pdf

This is a novel about Karma. It shows the consequence of having a past full of mistakes. Here is an extract front a dialogue: It was then that, from a wood cabinet in the corner, without making the least sound, somebody emerged. Serapio was unaware of this. He didn't realize that somebody had been there with an IPhone taking a video of what was going on. "I told you that ultimately, you wouldn't get away with it," Trisha said. "You made me beg like a miserable soul. You destroyed an important part of me, but you know what, you may be able to escape from Karma and from the natural consequences of human actions, but you can not escape from an outraged and down-and-dirty woman like me."