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Author : Tom Sheridan
Publisher : ACTA Publications
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-11-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0879465220
The fourth (and final) book in a series of Catholic Jokes by Deacon Tom Sheridan. Over 20,000 in print in the four editions.
Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher : ACTA Publications
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2011-10-31
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780879466107
In this follow up to the bestselling Book of Catholic Jokes, Tom Sheridan again offers a hilarious collection of clean and well-intentioned jokes designed to spark smiles, laughter, and maybe even a little introspection on the human condition. With a foreword by Father Paul Boudreau, The Second of Book of Catholic Jokes promises to show that faith can be--and should be--fun. SAMPLE JOKEIt was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, little Jonnie stayed home with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Little Jonnie asked them what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him."Wouldn't you know it," little Jonnie fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."
Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher : ACTA Publications
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-31
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780879466091
Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."
Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher : ACTA Publications
Page : 93 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2012-05-30
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780879466114
As Pope Benedict XVI has said, "A writer once said that angels can fly because they don't take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn't think we were so important." Imagine the pontiff, now in his eighties and undoubtedly feeling the pains of growing older himself, cracking a joke about it to one of the cardinals in the Vatican. So must every married couple do as they go about the business of maintaining a loving, committed relationship...but discover that they still get on each other's nerves occasionally.Here is The Third Book of Catholic Jokes, chosen and told by Deacon Tom Sheridan, the former editor of The Catholic New World, the newspaper of the Archdiocese of Chicago. He is now retired and living with his wife in Florida. The book also features a Foreword by Father James Martin, SJ, the culture editor of America magazine and the author of Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor and Laughter Are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life.This edition of this popular series of books focuses on the universal--and often hilarious--human experience of relating to one another and growing old together. These stories, jokes, lists, and one-liners are mostly about lay people and are told from a "Catholic" (that is, Roman Catholic) or a "catholic" (that is, universal and about everyone) perspective. They are "clean" and not "mean" and are certainly not intended to offend anyone of any faith or situation in life. But if we can't make fun of ourselves about the difficulties of growing older or trying to maintain our most intimate relationships over a lifetime, then how can we ever expect to "fly a bit"?
Author : John Gurney
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 1999-09-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0006378331
Author : Karen Warner
Publisher : Harper Perennial
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1994
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0060950234
From Lent to parochial school to Notre Dame (the cathedral and the football team), Warner lampoons 2,000 years of Catholic tradition, poking fun at holiday rituals and religious customs, and teasing the church's familiar cast of characters--from parish priests to popes and saints. Illustrations.
Author : Delphon Coker
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781514499153
This book is written to make Catholics and others laugh. Most of the jokes can be shared in Catholic settings and fellowships. It is written to help Catholic priests add jokes to their sermons to spice them up.
Author : Loyal Jones
Publisher : august house
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0874830877
A surprisingly reverent collection of religious humor clean enough to be used in the pulpit. St. Peter jokes, mock sermons, church bulletin misprints and age-old denominational rivalries are all here. Illustrated.
Author : Al Gini
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2017-07-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781442281776
When E. B. White said “analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog; few people are interested and the frog dies,” he hadn’t seen Al Gini’s hilarious, incisive, and informative take on jokes, joke-telling, and the jokers who tell jokes. For Gini, humor is more than just foolish fun: it serves as a safety valve for dealing with reality that gives us the courage to endure that which we cannot understand or avoid. Not everyone tells jokes. Not everyone gets a joke, even a good one. But, Gini argues, joke-telling can act as both a sword and a shield to defend us from reality. As the late, great stand-up comic Joan Rivers put it: ‘If you can laugh at it, you can live with it!’ This book is for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, but also wants to know why.
Author : Karen Warner
Publisher : Harper Perennial
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 1994
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0060950234
From Lent to parochial school to Notre Dame (the cathedral and the football team), Warner lampoons 2,000 years of Catholic tradition, poking fun at holiday rituals and religious customs, and teasing the church's familiar cast of characters--from parish priests to popes and saints. Illustrations.
Author : Marc Galanter
Publisher : Univ of Wisconsin Press
Page : 452 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2006-08-08
Category : Law
ISBN : 0299213544
What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2011-12-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1468080245
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan,, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Catholic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Catholic jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Catholic joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Catholic jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Catholics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Catholic and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Catholic turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Catholic.The Catholic's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Catholic who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Catholics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author : Hans Warren
Publisher : Terrace Books
Page : 584 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0299209806
In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.
Author : Peter Kreeft
Publisher : Ignatius Press
Page : 244 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2009-09-03
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9781681495316
While nothing can equal or replace the adventure in reading ; Tolkienಙs masterwork, The Lord of the ; Rings, Peter Kreeft says that the journey into its ; underlying philosophy can be another exhilarating ; adventure. Thus, Kreeft takes the reader on a voyage ; of discovery into the philosophical bones of Middle earth. ; He organizes the philosophical themes in The Lord of the ; Rings into 50 categories, accompanied by over 1,000 ; references to the text of Lord.Since many of the great ; questions of philosophy are included in the 50-theme ; outline, this book can also be read as an engaging ; introduction to philosophy. For each of the philosophical ; topics in Lord, Kreeft presents tools by which they can be ; understood. Illustrated.
Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2010-08-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781441213327
Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
