Little Black Book Of Dog Jokes

Author : Suzanne Schwalb
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781441300263

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Little Black Book of Dog Jokes by Suzanne Schwalb Pdf

Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Peter Pauper Press fine gifts since 1928 by Anonim Pdf

Author : Cesar Dunbar
Publisher : Semsoli
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2020-06-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1970177136

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101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids by Cesar Dunbar Pdf

Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2009-05
Category : Dogs
ISBN : CORNELL:31924108287115

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Dog Fancy by Anonim Pdf

Author : Nancy Rider Hunt
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Page : 88 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2007-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1593598645

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Bitch? Moi? by Nancy Rider Hunt Pdf

In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.

Author : Frannie D. Frenchie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 46 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2017-11-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1979655790

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The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book by Frannie D. Frenchie Pdf

Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1402747136

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The Super Joke Book by Gyles Brandreth Pdf

Presents riddles, jokes, and short stories about topics including money, school, animals, marriage, and sleep.

Author : Charlotte Zolotow
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 1963
Category : Electronic
ISBN : OCLC:69999626

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The Little Black Puppy by Charlotte Zolotow Pdf

A lively puppy and a boy cause lots of problems at home.

Author : Charles Dickens
Publisher : e-artnow
Page : 741 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2017-02-27
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 9788026873198

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The Amazing History of England - Children's Book with Original Illustrations by Charles Dickens Pdf

This carefully crafted ebook: "The Amazing History of England - Children's Book with Original Illustrations" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. A Child's History of England is a history book written for children. Dickens dedicated the book to "My own dear children, whom I hope it may help, bye and bye, to read with interest larger and better books on the same subject". The history covers the period between 50 BC and 1689, ending with a chapter summarizing events from then until the accession of Queen Victoria. Charles Dickens (1812-1870) was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era. His works enjoyed unprecedented popularity during his lifetime, and by the twentieth century critics and scholars had recognized him as a literary genius. His novels and short stories enjoy lasting popularity.

Author : Maxim Jakubowski
Publisher : C & R Crime
Page : 819 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2009-08-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781849012492

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The Mammoth Book Best International Crime by Maxim Jakubowski Pdf

Leading anthologist Maxim Jakubowski presents the very best in crime writing from around the world - 40 short stories from an all-star line-up of international writers. They cover the full spectrum of crime fiction, from noir and thrillers, to whodunnits and procedurals, with settings that include Italy, Cuba, Scandinavia, Russia, USA, Japan, Germany, Mexico, France, Italy, Spain and the UK. Among the writers presented are: Ian Rankin, bestselling author of compelling, cerebral crime fiction set in Edinburgh, featuring the much-loved Inspector Rebus. John Mortimer, the English barrister and writer, famous for his much-loved fictional character Horace Rumpole of the Bailey. Boris Akunin, whose eccentric characters and surprising, inventive plots have earned him a reputation as one of the finest contemporary writers of classic crime fiction. Mark Billingham, whose series of taut procedural thrillers featuring London policeman Tom Thorne have won him numerous fans. Giorgio Faletti, author of the 5 million copy seller I Kill. Jo Nesbo, a hugely succesful Norwegian writer with a series featuring Detective Harry Hole, set in Oslo. Jeffrey Deaver, one of the very best US crime writers. His psychological thrillers feautring Lincoln Rhyme have been bestsellers around the world. Ruth Rendell, one of the UK's most respected crime writers.

Author : Victor Varconi,Ed Honeck
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 1976
Category : Actors
ISBN : UCAL:B3545748

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It's Not Enough to be Hungarian by Victor Varconi,Ed Honeck Pdf

Author : Pamela Redmond Satran
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2009-08-04
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780061898846

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How Not to Act Old by Pamela Redmond Satran Pdf

How to be cool when you're afraid you've forgotten how . . . Sure, you can try to stay younger by exercising, coloring your hair, and wearing stylish clothes—but how do you respond when someone asks, "Do you Twitter?" How Not to Act Old gives you simple ways to come back from over the hill and to act as young as you look. Covering everything from old-people entertainment (cancel that dinner party!) to old-people communication (it's called a "voice mail," not a "message," and no one leaves or listens to them anyway), Pamela Redmond Satran decodes the behaviors, viewpoints, and cultural touchstones that separate you from the hip young person you wish you still were. This irreverent guide is essential for anyone who doesn't want to embarrass their kids—or themselves.

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : T.L.B. Wood
Publisher : ePublishing Works!
Page : 345 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2019-01-08
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781947833463

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Titanic, 1912 (The Symbiont Time Travel Adventures Series, Book 5) by T.L.B. Wood Pdf

"The author improves with each novel she writes." - Holly, eBook Discovery reviewer A chance encounter...a whispered confession overheard... A time traveler shares the startling words spoken by an old man murmuring broken memories from a bygone era. Could the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 have been the result of a deliberate act of sabotage rather than a chance collision with an iceberg in the middle of the cold Atlantic Ocean? Peter and Elani, novice travelers, are eager to take on the assignment to discover the truth behind the legendary ship’s demise. Petra and Kipp, their mentors, must accompany the two youngsters and assure they conduct their investigations per the symbiont code of behavior with no disruption to the timeline of history. In their guise of human siblings accompanied by their loyal canine companions, the four symbionts must travel back in time incognito and become passengers –as well as investigators – on the doomed ship. They face a race against time and history in order to discover the truth before the Titanic completes her fateful voyage to the ocean’s floor. "I love the relationship between Petra and Kipp." - VM, verified reviewer THE SYMBIONT TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURES, i>The Symbiont Tombstone, 1881 Whitechapel, 1888 The Great Locomotive Chase, 1862 Titanic, 1912 A Conspiracy to Murder, 1865 Robin Hood, 1192

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 2542 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 1883
Category : American literature
ISBN : CORNELL:31924078879594

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The Publishers' Trade List Annual by Anonim Pdf