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The long awaited sequel to Pornucopia! "Picking up where Pornucopia left off, our hero Prior Gross receives word that his ideal woman, which he never knew existed, is in trouble! Off he goes to the Land of Fartingale where farts are magic! "A rollicking good time!
This is a book about farts. Yes, he farts. It's also about ABC and animals - but it's mostly about farting and making you and your loved ones laugh at your farting. Each letter stands for an animal that is very smelly - much like bitterns stink. Hope you think this book stinks in every way. Did you feel anything? There are farts of all colors, smells, lengths and sounds, and even levels of excretory torment. Here is the classification: Seaside short sleeve - formed after leaving the water. It has no smell and is very short Latrine fart - a loud bittern usually released when faced with a thick need that can rip your butt apart Champagne - occurs only with constipation, when the cork unblocks, carbonated liquid flows from the ass Breaker - formed during defecation, when the gaseous fraction is mixed with the solid fraction, it is characterized by unusual impulsivity caused by high pressure in the system Fajrant Jazz, or Clerical Pierdogrzmot - a sitting 8-hour set of gases entangled in conspiratorial connections with the buffet menu. The eruption is most often inspired by a cumulative emotional charge and causes increased erosion of ventilation ducts in public facilities Are you worried that I missed a letter or your favorite animal? I do not think so! We have A for alligator, B for bear, C for cat, D for dog, E for elephant, F for fox, G for giraffe, H for horse, I for iguana, J for jellyfish, K for kangaroo, L for lion, M like Monkey, N for Newt, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Shark, T for Tiger, U for Unau, V for Vampire Bat, W for Wolf, X for X-Ray Fish, Y for yak and Z for zebra. If your kids love farts as much as ours do, we're sure this book will be a favorite. You must have it with you as soon as possible. Dont waste opportunity! (TM)Magic Wall(TM)
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
GIFT IDEAS | UNICORN COLORING BOOK | FARTING UNICORNS Unicorns are cute, Unicorns are funny - But did you know that they have a secret unknown to most...? They love to FART! This farting animal coloring book for kids of all ages is just hilarious! There are more than 25 farting Unicorn Coloring Pages that guarantee a lot of fun. Product Details: Premium matte-finish, funny cover design Filled with more than 25 farting unicorn coloring pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Printed on bright-white 60 pound (160 gsm) paper stock Extra-Large format 8" x 10" (22cmx28cm) pages Get the hilarious Unicorn coloring book for kids now!
Go on a magical adventure with Glitter the Tooting Unicorn Share this new story to laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Lexi the Leprechaun Loves to Fart Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
APOCalypse 2500 Magic & Techno-Sorcery by J L Arnold Pdf
APOCalypse 2500 Magic & Techno-Sorcery is the first volume of magic and techno-magic designed for the game Universe of APOCalypse 2500. This revised edition, covers the theory and practice of magic in the game universe in more detail and contains theory spells devices potions weapons vehicles and rules augmentation. Game masters will find this book an invaluable tool in their many campaigns and a good source of magical treasure. Licensed Product Producers will find this book a "must have," resource when adding magic to their adventure scenarios.
What would you do if your husband signed the two of you up for an extreme diet? Mollie thought she had enough problems to deal with when her husband threw out all of her chocolate and junk food. But when someone is poisoned during a cake baking competition, she’s thrust into another murder investigation. While she tries to identify the killer, Coconut Cove’s annual boating festival is in full swing. In between getting ready for her first sailing race and cheating on her diet, Mollie and her cat, Mrs. Moto, uncover clues, interview suspects, and do their best to avoid rutabagas. Can Mollie nab the murderer before someone else is poisoned? Poisoned by the Pier is the third book in the Mollie McGhie Cozy Sailing Mystery series. If you like quirky characters, adorable cats, and loads of chocolate, you'll love this cozy mystery. Spoiler Alert: You’ll never look at rutabagas the same way again after you finish this book! The Mollie McGhie series is now complete. Each book can be read as a standalone, but you might have more fun if you read them in order. -Robbery at the Roller Derby (prequel novella) -Murder at the Marina -Bodies in the Boatyard -Poisoned by the Pier -Buried by the Beach (short story) -Dead in the Dinghy -Shooting by the Sea -Overboard on the Ocean -Murder aboard the Mistletoe (Christmas novella)
Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book by M.t. Lott Pdf
There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.
The Complete Mollie McGhie Cozy Mystery Collection by Ellen Jacobson Pdf
This humorous cozy mystery collection includes six full-length novels, two novellas, and one short story. If you like quirky characters, adorable cats, and plenty of chocolate, you’ll love the Mollie McGhie mystery series! Prequel – Robbery at the Roller Derby When Mollie joined a roller derby team, she thought she only needed to worry about were bumps and bruises. But when something valuable is stolen from the locker room, she decides to investigate and find the culprit. As Mollie pursues her investigation, not everyone is thrilled when she asks one too many questions. Can Mollie skate her way out of danger, or will her nosiness be the death of her? Book 1 – Murder at the Marina When Mollie’s husband, Scooter, presents her with a dilapidated sailboat for her anniversary, she’s less than impressed. When she discovers a dead body on board, things get even worse. Poking her nose in where it doesn't belong, Mollie finds herself drawn into the tight-knit community living at Palm Tree Marina in Coconut Cove, a small town on the Florida coast. Book 2 – Bodies in the Boatyard Scooter’s latest hare-brained scheme to move on board their boat isn’t exactly Mollie’s dream come true. When someone is murdered in the boatyard, it becomes a total nightmare. Mollie takes matters into her own hands and investigates the mysterious death along with her adorable feline companion, Mrs. Moto. Book 3 – Poisoned by the Pier Mollie thought she had enough problems to deal with when her husband threw out all of her chocolate and junk food. But when someone is poisoned during a cake baking competition, she’s thrust into another murder investigation. In between getting ready for her first sailing race and cheating on her diet, Mollie and her cat, Mrs. Moto, uncover clues, interview suspects, and do their best to avoid rutabagas. Book 3.5 – Buried by the Beach When Mollie agreed to help at a charity event, she thought her biggest worry would be having to wear a ridiculous pirate costume. But when she finds a mysterious envelope addressed to her, she realizes she has a bigger problem to deal with—figuring out what the clues inside mean and clearing an elderly woman’s name. Book 4 – Dead in the Dinghy Mollie is excited about the Coconut Cove regatta. She’s looking forward to sailing to Destiny Key, enjoying the Fourth of July festivities, and dressing her cat, Mrs. Moto, up in adorable costumes for her hubby’s crazy new YouTube channel. Instead, they lose the race, get caught in a dangerous storm, and find a dead body in their dinghy. Book 5 – Shooting by the Sea When Mollie attends the grand opening of her friend’s nail salon, she’s looking forward to getting a manicure and sipping on champagne. The event is going great until Mollie discovers a dead body nearby and her friend’s brother is arrested for murder. Book 6 – Overboard on the Ocean When Mollie went on a cruise to the Bahamas, she wasn’t expecting someone to fall overboard. Convinced that foul play was involved, Mollie sets out to prove that it was murder. During her investigation, Mollie uncovers an investment scam that her husband almost got sucked into and discovers exactly how boring maritime law is. Book 7 – Murder Aboard the Mistletoe When Mollie attends a Christmas party aboard the Mistletoe, she was planning on sipping eggnog, decorating a nautically themed tree, and opening presents. But when someone is killed on board the boat and Santa Claus is arrested, Mollie is thrust into the middle of a murder investigation.Can Mollie discover whodunit before someone else ends up dead?
The long awaited sequel to Pornucopia! Picking up where Pornucopia left off, our hero Prior Gross receives word that his ideal woman, whom he never knew existed, is in trouble! Off he goes to the Land of Fartingale where farts are magic! Wild and sexy! A rollicking good time!
The Sisters Grimm: A Very Grimm Guide by Michael Buckley Pdf
An illustrated, comprehensive guide to the New York Times–bestselling Sisters Grimm series. Fascinating and funny, this behind-the-scenes look at the world of the Sisters Grimm is the perfect companion to the bestselling series that’s full of magic and adventure, combining classic fairy tales and modern sensibilities. Gathered here are maps, case files, journal entries, records of life in Ferryport Landing, character biographies, a Grimm family timeline, dozens of fairy tale “facts,” and candid commentary from fan-favorite character Puck. For generations, the Grimm family has guarded the world’s fairy tale characters. Now you can be guardian of your own fairy tale treasury with this artfully designed book about the world of the Sisters Grimm.
Farting Unicorns - Coloring Book by Unicorn Magic Journals Pdf
Farting Unicorns - Coloring Book Funny Unicorn Coloring Book for adults, teens and kids, with artistic illustrated farting unicorns, that provides hours of stress relief. Express your creativity or send it to a friend or family member as a gift. Put a smile on their faces, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design Funny illustrations* on separate pages High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Farting Unicorns - Coloring Book is the perfect birthday gift for that friend or family member who likes to color with a smile. Give it on birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation or any special occasion. This beautiful coloring book makes an inspiring gift for anyone special. Grab one now! *Assets provided by Rawpixel
Feathers, Fools and Farts: Folktales from Manipur by L. Somi Roy,Thangjam Hindustani Devi Pdf
Be warned. These ten wacky stories in Feathers, Fools, and Farts: Manipuri Folktales Retold from Manipur, perched on India's border with Myanmar, are not for scaredy-cats. Nor for those of you who do not enjoy a hearty laugh or a good cry. And if you try to copy the foolishness of the characters, animal and human, in these folktales, you just might turn into a tiger, get stung by a swarm of bees, or even get poo'ed on. If, however, you believe in strange romances, admire bravery, and like magic and sorcery, this book is for you, wherever you are.
