Men With Balls

Author : Drew Magary
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 235 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2008-10-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780316040198

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Men with Balls by Drew Magary Pdf

This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment. This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to: Showboat using classical pantomime techniques Figure out whether or not a stripper actually fancies you Emotionally cope from the emotional fallout of rookie year hazing games Find out which free locker room amphetamines will give you a shot of energy, and which will cause you to run down terrified schoolchildren with your Escalade (NOTE: Some do both) Avoid media scrutiny by directing beat writers and columnists to the nearest hot buffet So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.

Author : Drew Magary
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 235 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2008-10-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780316040198

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Men with Balls by Drew Magary Pdf

This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment. This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to: Showboat using classical pantomime techniques Figure out whether or not a stripper actually fancies you Emotionally cope from the emotional fallout of rookie year hazing games Find out which free locker room amphetamines will give you a shot of energy, and which will cause you to run down terrified schoolchildren with your Escalade (NOTE: Some do both) Avoid media scrutiny by directing beat writers and columnists to the nearest hot buffet So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.

Author : Sheila Hollins,Justin Wilson
Publisher : Books Beyond Words
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2018-06-06
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781874439851

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Looking After My Balls by Sheila Hollins,Justin Wilson Pdf

It is important for every man to check his balls (testicles) regularly and to see his doctor immediately if he finds any changes that are not normal for him. You can use pictures and information in this book to help men with intellectual disabilties to learn more about thir testicles and about how to look after them.

Author : C. S. Smoke
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2014-09-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1500981222

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Men Grow Some Balls by C. S. Smoke Pdf

The most powerful book in the world for educating women on how to be a fantastic female to the man they love. ALL WOMEN CAN BE FANTASTIC! Ladies, the world does not always revolve around you.

Author : David N. Hafter
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2006-10-01
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781425715434

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Growing Balls by David N. Hafter Pdf

Author : Jo Brand
Publisher : Pocket Books
Page : 362 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 0671853899

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A Load of Old Balls by Jo Brand Pdf

Author : David Houston
Publisher : Covenant Books, Inc.
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2019-11-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781645593881

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Real Men Keep Their Balls in the Truck by David Houston Pdf

This book is a lot like many other books on the topic of what constitutes a man. However, that is not the main focus of the book. More importantly, it is not what constitutes a man but who constitutes a man. All the self-help books on the subject, psychiatrists and their talk shows, and best friends' sage advice at closing time are all the same-insufficient at best, incorrect at worst. This book looks to the most authoritative source on who constitutes a man-the Bible. The world uses a sliding scale to define manhood, defining it in whatever terms is most comfortable at the time. The Bible's definition of a man has not, and will not, ever change because truth is not a piece of silly putty we get to mold into our view of what is no. 1 Dad. This book takes specific passages from the Bible and relates them in a way we, as Christian men, and those that desire to be Christian men, can understand and, most importantly, put into action so that the world may come to understand and believe what the word says. After all, real men are doers, not just hearers.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Geoffrey Woolf
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2024-06-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Old Men's Balls and Other Phenomena: 12 Prose Poems by Anonim Pdf

Author : Chris Edwards
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY
ISBN : 162634325X

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Balls by Chris Edwards Pdf

"For Chris Edwards, the decision to transition from female to male was black and white. The question was, did he have the balls to do it? Did he have the balls to come out at a company board meeting made up of white, middle-aged executives? To endure 28 painful and extensive surgeries? Show up at his 10-year high school reunion? Date a member of the Nashville Bikini Team? The answer is yes--yes, he did"--Publisher's website.

Author : Alice Combs
Publisher : Cypress House
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2019-07-19
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0998785415

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The Lady with Balls by Alice Combs Pdf

During the 1970s, Alice Combs, undeterred by a former employer’s snobbish pronouncement, “You’re not corporate material,” transformed herself from divorced mother on food stamps to successful entrepreneur. Resolute, Alice overcame her initial ignorance of the recycling trade, and recovered from the many novice mistakes she inevitably made while teaching herself to operate Vulcan Wire, which would slowly become a thriving business despite an embezzling partner, cutthroat competitors, and several employees who proved unreliable when they were most needed. Alice refused to be intimidated and wouldn’t take no for an answer. Her exceptional achievement in a traditionally male arena is an inspiration for all women who aspire to the heights of success in their chosen fields.--Publisher.

Author : Jo Brand
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Electronic
ISBN : OCLC:1245528408

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Load of Old Balls by Jo Brand Pdf

Author : James L. Riedy
Publisher : Outskirts Press
Page : 115 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2013-01-31
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9781432788896

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The Pleasures of Testicles: by James L. Riedy Pdf

Arguably the ugliest but most functional device in the human body—symbols of manliness, objects of ribald humor and obscenities, imparting sexual pleasure and ensuring the continuation of the human race—the testicles (or balls, eggs, bullocks, stones, nuts . . . whatever you’re inclined to call them) have been all but totally ignored in the writings of even internationally celebrated sex authorities. The Pleasures of Testicles exams these under-appreciated hallmarks of male sexuality from all angles. Entertaining, provocative, and hilarious, drawing on information from sources as diverse as ancient history and modern online chat groups, this book covers every possible aspect of pleasure relating to the testicles, from visual enhancements to the most shocking of intimate acts. If you’re ready for sexual adventure and education, or you’re just curious, The Pleasures of Testicles will give you a wealth of information . . . and plenty of ideas you can put into action to more thoroughly enjoy the amazing jewels that make the man.

Author : Michael Del Vecchio
Publisher : DK Publishing (Dorling Kindersley)
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Knitting
ISBN : 0756622891

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Knitting with Balls by Michael Del Vecchio Pdf

"Witty, modern approach to men's knitting, whether you are a seasoned knitter or a new recuit. It's the perfect guide for the female yarn addict in search of a cool gift for her guy, or for members of the growing band of male knitters"--Back cover.

Author : Brian Maxey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1533610398

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Time to Grab Your Balls by Brian Maxey Pdf

The first book in the Time to Grab Your Balls series, Time to Grab Your Balls and Be a Man, is the foundation of what a man needs to be in Mind, Body and Spirit. It combines humor, psychological breakdowns, a lot of swearing and straight to the point explanations. It is serious and deep, without all of the boring bullshit. This book will help to build the fundamentals needed to master all areas of life. In fact, several highly decorated celebrities and Politicians were going to share their thoughts on the effectiveness of this book. Unfortunately, none of them responded to my random solicitations...sooooooo. Now, I have not seen another book out there that takes the same approach that I do. There might be one; Hell, there might be a bunch of them. I just haven't read them. You see most books on this subject are pretty shitty. They cover how to date or how to be in touch with your feminine side. Some cover how to simply act like a stereotypical man's man. You know, eating meat and talking sports. And that's not actually all that bad, but let's face it, if that's all you know about being a man then you're a fuckin' jackass. This book is not like that. This book will cover a multitude of subjects and show you how to be what a true man really needs to be; for himself, for his family and for society. Of course I'm sure there is a question you are dying to ask..."Why should I read YOUR book?" And I get it. We often base our perception of credibility in a pretty screwed up way. We don't want to hear from anyone that isn't a Doctor or a Celebrity or discovered by Oprah. But let's think about that. Does Medical School teach you how a Man should act? Does being a Celebrity mean you have figured out anything about life? Of course not! So No, I am not a Celebrity or a Shrink. What I am is an expert at being a Man. My expertise is how to act, think and feel like a man. How to take lumps and keep on ticking. How to treat people. How to get shit done. My expertise is balancing emotions so as not to be a pussy but not an emotional rock either. I am an expert in working out and getting scars while also knowing how to play with babies. Do you understand where I am going here? I didn't go to school to learn why you have Daddy Issues, nor have I spent my life on television pretending to be someone I'm not. I hope you can handle that.

Author : Edward Ball
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 496 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : History
ISBN : 9781466897496

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Slaves in the Family by Edward Ball Pdf

Fifteen years after its hardcover debut, the FSG Classics reissue of the celebrated work of narrative nonfiction that won the National Book Award and changed the American conversation about race, with a new preface by the author The Ball family hails from South Carolina—Charleston and thereabouts. Their plantations were among the oldest and longest-standing plantations in the South. Between 1698 and 1865, close to four thousand black people were born into slavery under the Balls or were bought by them. In Slaves in the Family, Edward Ball recounts his efforts to track down and meet the descendants of his family's slaves. Part historical narrative, part oral history, part personal story of investigation and catharsis, Slaves in the Family is, in the words of Pat Conroy, "a work of breathtaking generosity and courage, a magnificent study of the complexity and strangeness and beauty of the word ‘family.'"