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My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition) by Kevin Smith Pdf
NOW UPDATED WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ OF MAKING ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way! Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life… well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release Clerks II, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds. Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and so much more! Adults Only!
A Portrait of the Auteur as Fanboy by Anastasia Salter,Mel Stanfill Pdf
Increasingly over the past decade, fan credentials on the part of writers, directors, and producers have come to be seen as a guarantee of quality media making—the “fanboy auteur.” Figures like Joss Whedon are both one of “us” and one of “them.” This is a strategy of marketing and branding—it is a claim from the auteur himself or industry PR machines that the presence of an auteur who is also a fan means the product is worth consuming. Such claims that fan credentials guarantee quality are often contested, with fans and critics alike rejecting various auteur figures as the true leader of their respective franchises. That split, between assertions of fan and auteur status and acceptance (or not) of that status, is key to unravelling the fan auteur. In A Portrait of the Auteur as Fanboy: The Construction of Authorship in Transmedia Franchises, authors Anastasia Salter and Mel Stanfill examine this phenomenon through a series of case studies featuring fanboys. The volume discusses both popular fanboys, such as J. J. Abrams, Kevin Smith, and Joss Whedon, as well as fangirls like J. K. Rowling, E L James, and Patty Jenkins, and dissects how the fanboy-fangirl auteur dichotomy is constructed and defended by popular media and fans in online spaces, and how this discourse has played in maintaining the exclusionary status quo of geek culture. This book is particularly timely given current discourse, including such incidents as the controversy surrounding Joss Whedon’s so-called feminism, the publication of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and contestation over authorial voices in the DC cinematic universe, as well as broader conversations about toxic masculinity and sexual harassment in Hollywood.
The director of "Clerks" offers advice culled from his successful career of rule-breaking, sharing observations on what can be learned from the character Ferris Bueller, the highs and lows of overeating, and how to manage judgmental people.
Beyond the Five Paragraph Essay by Kimberly Campbell,Kristi Latimer Pdf
Love it or hate it, the five-paragraph essay is perhaps the most frequently taught form of writing in classrooms of yesterday and today. But have you ever actually seen five-paragraph essays outside of school walls? Have you ever found it in business writing, journalism, nonfiction, or any other genres that exist in the real world? Kimberly Hill Campbell and Kristi Latimer reviewed the research on the effectiveness of the form as a teaching tool and discovered that the research does not support the five-paragraph formula. In fact, research shows that the formula restricts creativity, emphasizes structure rather than content, does not improve standardized test scores, inadequately prepares students for college writing, and results in vapid writing. In Beyond the Five-Paragraph Essay, Kimberly and Kristi show you how to reclaim the literary essay and create a program that encourages thoughtful writing in response to literature. They provide numerous strategies that stimulate student thinking, value unique insight, and encourage lively, personal writing, including the following: Close reading (which is the basis for writing about literature) Low-stakes writing options that support students' thinking as they read Collaboration in support of discussion, debate, and organizational structures that support writing as exploration A focus on students' writing process as foundational to content development and structure The use of model texts to write in the form of the literature students are reading and analyzingThe goal of reading and writing about literature is to push and challenge our students' thinking. We want students to know that their writing can convey something important: a unique view to share, defend, prove, delight, discover, and inspire. If we want our students to be more engaged, skilled writers, we need to move beyond the five-paragraph essay.
When a bookstore manager meets the handsome man who could threaten the future of the business, things are about to get cuffed. Evie Prewitt has lofty dreams of one day owning the bookstore she works in. When she's finally given the opportunity to hold the reins while her boss takes a long overdue vacation, Evie knows it's her time to shine. What she doesn't expect is for her boss's nephew, Noah, to show up under strict instructions to help her. The two clash whenever Evie isn't drowning in work, but she quickly comes to realize that Noah's being more helpful than a hindrance. Throw in the fact that the guy actually loves to read, ad Evie's estimation of him skyrockets to the moon. But the whole fact that Noah's her boss's only heir has Evie watching him carefully, even if he's a great kisser. As spring looms closer and closer and Evie's boss's return is imminent, Evie's wondering the obvious. Do her dreams of owning the bookstore and working there for the rest of her life hinder her from taking the adventure of a lifetime to fall in love with Noah? Cuffing season (n.): the period between October and Valentine's Day where single people tend to look for short-term relationships for colder months of the year before breaking up in time for the spring. Keywords: holiday romance, contemporary romance, New Year's romance, office romance, workplace romance, the boss's nephew is too hot and now I want to be in a relationship with him, references to The Mummy, Cuffing Season romance, Cuffing Season, off-limits workplace romance, new adult romance after college, after college romance, aspiring bookstore owner heroine, drifter hero, Prewitt family shenanigans, straight-laced heroine, overworked heroine. Keywords: holiday romance, Cuffing Season romance, Cuffing Season, falling in love over Christmas, snowed in together during the holidays, forced proximity, new adult romance after college, after college romance, contemporary romance, Canadian romance, Montreal, Christmas romance, fake relationship for Christmas, fake boyfriend for Christmas, fake girlfriend for Christmas, For fans of Penny Reid, Cassie Mae, Mary Frame, Olivia Dade, Elle Kennedy, Mariana Zapata, Sariah Wilson, Helen Hoang, Emily Henry, Ali Hazelwood, and Christina Lauren.
Voted a Reader’s Favorite Five Star Read! The Memory of Us is a second chance soulmate new adult romance that will have you questioning the meaning of true love as two people search for their other half. Twelve hours was all they spent together, but to them, it meant everything. Nora and Elliot’s meeting was predetermined. They both believed that wholeheartedly. It was fate. No last names, no identifying information, only an all-consuming need to be near each other and the belief in falling hopelessly in love with a stranger. But circumstances beyond their control separated them, and twelve years later they’re still searching. Apart, they’re broken and they won’t give up until they find each other. But what if they never do? The Memory of Us is a complete standalone angsty soulmate romance with all the feels. You can expect heartbreak, miscommunication, searching, crying, loving and a sigh-worthy ending. No cheating and no cliffhanger!
This lighthearted and eye-opening book explores the role of comedy in cultural and political critiques of American society from the past century. This unprecedented look at the history of satire in America showcases the means by which our society is informed by humor—from the way we examine the news, to how we communicate with each other, to what we seek out for entertainment. From biographical information to critical reception of material and personalities, the book features humorists from both literary and popular culture settings spanning the past 100 years. Through its 180 entries, this comprehensive volume covers a range of artists—individuals such as Joan Rivers, Hunter S. Thompson, and Chris Rock—and topics, including vaudeville, cartoons, and live performances. The content is organized by media and genre to showcase connections between writers and performers. Chapters include an alphabetical listing of humorists grouped by television and film stars, stand-up and performance comics, literary humorists, and humorists in popular print.
Bluntman and Chronic by Kevin Smith,Michael Avon Oeming,Michael Allred Pdf
Popular Feature Film director/writer Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy, Dogma) brings his world famous slacker creations Jay and Silent Bob as their `super-hero` personals : Bluntman and Chronic! Specifically timed to coincide with the release of Kevin's new film: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! (August 2001) This story is culled directly from what will become one of the summer's biggest smash releases! A photo cover ensures instant sales from film and movie buffs. Place it in the film or pop culture sections and to attract a whole new audience into the growing graphic novel genre.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.
Nathan - leaves a job he loves to nurse his wife through her final stage of cancer. Lured back to work several years later, he becomes an unwitting participant in a major procurement scam. Meanwhile he encounters the woman he had an affair with years ago who has haunted his dreams. Will he renew their relationship and revive the passion of his youth, or will he go to jail? Annie - devastated by her divorce, she retreats into a shell of embarrassment, anger and guilt. Grudgingly stepping back into the real world, she meets a suave, debonair man who sweeps her off her feet. When her exs affair ends he appeals to Annie for forgiveness. Annies sympathy for him creates a dilemma between old feelings and her new lover. Which man will she choose? Cody - hopes for college end when he is forced to run the family farm after his parents untimely deaths. He falls in love, but is rejected. Humiliated, he joins the Army and serves two combat tours in Afghanistan. He returns home to Texas, starts college, and meets a rich coed. They fall in love and she gets pregnant. What happens next reinforces Codys view of life as bitterly unfair. Carol - the African American Lt. Colonel prosecutes sexual harassment cases in the Air Force. Working a case against a popular officer, she uncovers his seamy underside and his political connections in Washington. She is drugged by associates of the accused and posed for lewd pictures. The accused expects the case to be dropped and that Carol submit to his sexual demands using the pictures as blackmail. Carol agonizes over giving in to the man and saving her career or defying him and ruining her life. Bernie - the night watchman finds three million dollars in cash in a duffel bag. He learns from a police friend that a local gang has had their drug money stolen. Bernie cautiously begins to spend the money and the cop, suspicious, threatens to expose Bernie unless he gets a share of the cash. How can Bernie keep his discovery a secret and use the money to give his family a better life? And what should he do about the cop who can ruin it all?
Though educated as a painter, fifty-three-year-old Lee MacPhearson has lived her life coloring inside of the lines. The quintessential working mother of four, Lee has been the proper faculty wife—an ill-fitting role at best—while somehow managing to nurture her passion project, Mad Dog Gallery, into one of the Pacific Northwest’s most notable galleries. The casualty in all of this has been Lee’s marriage—and her sense of self. Having just delivered her last child to college, Lee is overwhelmed by her empty nest, and she’s left wondering what happened to the woman she once was. But she’s also giddy: finally, the opportunity to decide what she alone wants. Her estranged husband Brian, however, knows exactly what he wants: Lee and the life they once shared. He launches his campaign to reconcile before Lee even sets foot into her newly empty farmhouse, his apologies well-rehearsed. Ultimately, however, Barb Yakamura, Lee’s best friend and the brilliant and irreverent Artistic Director of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, is the one who truly overflows with ideas about what Lee should do—including one that leads Lee, Brian, and the entire MacPhearson family to an ending they never expected.
Jessica Huie went from being a teenage mother, expelled from school and staying in a hostel to having a glittering career in public relations, founding two award-winning businesses and earning an MBE from the Queen. Throughout the course of a career that has spanned more than 20 years, she has worked with some of the world’s biggest stars and business people, including Simon Cowell, Samuel L. Jackson, Mariah Carey and Meghan Markle. But there’s more to her story than that. In Purpose, Jessica shares the lessons she learned as she went from being an individual who felt purposeless and unhappy, to someone who recognizes her complete power to design and create a successful, meaningful and limitless life built from an authentic foundation. Using the tools Jessica shares, you too will feel empowered to get unstuck, begin making real change in your own life and the lives of others, and live according to your own true PURPOSE.
Baptized In Game - The Rebirth Of The New Millennium Man (Tips for Urban dating) by Anonim Pdf
Every ebook sold, Forbidden Fruit Books donates $2.00 to the World Food Program USA (WFP USA) in support of the UN World Food Program’s (WFP) global operations and that feeds 6 people in Africa. Baptized In Game is the must have Self-Help / Relationship manual you will ever read on the market today. Baptized In Game is a very uniquely written instructional Manual with real street parables, that elaborates on various types of females you will meet in the dating game. Baptized in game also teaches you how to confidently approach attractive females in environments such as, clubs, supermarkets, bars and online. After reading this book, - You will have a better understanding of different women you meet. - You will be able to categorize yourself as a man. - You will understand the value of different woman. - You will learn the importance of being optimistic. - You will learn how to Peep “GAME” when someone is running it on you. - You will learn how to read and understand body Language. - You will also learn the different personality traits through the strength of astrology. - You will learn how to develop swagger and increase your confidence level. I also put together a “Fountain Of Youth Program” that is all natural and its guaranteed to help you out in your sex life or it will help enhance your intimacy level without using Viagra, Cialis etc. “N***** those pills are the f@$king truth, I felt like I was busting for like 2 minutes straight.” - L Fox “Yo, those pills are crazy, I was looking at a jawn (female) at my stop and I was rock hard. It was crazy.” - A Lindsay
Set in Boofer County, Missouri, his mental stability was put into question after he was arrested. The presiding judge asked that a full psychiatric evaluation be performed on Mr. Aubrey. His sentence suspended pending this evaluation, his psychiatrist asked Thom to keep a daily journal of the happenings in his daily life. The results are what you will find in the pages of this book. Join Thom as he tells about his adventures as a traveling staple salesman, his time with his Lady, handles the business side of a local celebrity (his feline companion), offers fatherly advice to his friend Suelo and her one-legged-talent-pageant-hopeful daughter Erma, his multiple visits to see his cannibalistic incarcerated father, on-going feuding with his arch-nemesis (local gynecologist Oedipus Prime)and a slew of other characters and tales.