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Author : Nicole Hollander
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 1999-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1887166432
A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.
Author : Nicole Hollander
Publisher : Sourcebooks Hysteria
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2007-03
Category : American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN : 1402208618
A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.
Author : Marilyn Ross,Sue Collier
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 576 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2010-07-12
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781599631806
Take Control of Your Destiny! Bottom line: You want to get published. You want to control the future of your manuscript and your writing career. Best-selling author Marilyn Ross and publishing expert Sue Collier show you how to make your own success - whether you're a published author, entrepreneur, corporation, professional, or absolute newcomer to writing. In this expanded and completely revised 5th edition of the "bible" of self-publishing (over 100,000 copies sold), they empower you to publish your own work with minimal risk and maximum profits. You'll find: • Complete step-by-step guidance on publishing and marketing a book • Ways to leverage social media marketing to build your platform and make yourself stand out from the crowd • A thorough explanation of the difference between POD self-publishing, subsidy publishing, and true self-publishing - and how to decide which is the best option for you • Practical advice on making the decision between offset printing and print-on-demand • How to leverage the Internet to create "buzz" and promote your book with killer PR • The latest information on e-publishing • A detailed marketing plan and timetable to keep you on track • Proven marketing strategies to get free publicity, reach nontraditional buyers, and sell books • Information-packed appendices with marketing contacts, organizations, and vendors, complete with names, addresses, and websites • Valuable case studies and examples of how other publishers excel • An in-depth discussion of exclusive distributors, plus coverage of the most recent changes in bookstores and the book-selling industry • Thirty-one creative ideas for generating capital to launch your publishing company The Complete Guide to Self-Publishing is the one book you need to take control of your writing career. Read it. Believe it. Do it. Your future depends on it.
Author : Nicole Hollander
Publisher : Gramercy
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0517219557
The creator of the popular syndicated cartoon strip "Sylvia" explores her character's views on the devilishly quirky personality traits of pet cats in this hilarious collection of two bestselling books:Everything Here is Mine, andMy Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-Boned. Cats who think too much, cats who hypnotize their owners, cats who plot dastardly deeds but get distracted (usually by food,) cats who think they're kids, cats who get even, cats who dress up, cats who educate themselves--they are all here to prove their superior intellect, and their inclination to obey no one but themselves.
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1232 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : American literature
ISBN : UCD:31175024624093
Author : Nicole Hollander
Publisher : Fantagraphics Books
Page : 126 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2018-03-07
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781683960102
Nicole Hollander’s internationally syndicated comic strip, Sylvia, ran for thirty years. We Ate Wonder Bread is veteran cartoonist Hollander’s first graphic novel, a coming-of-age story starring the gangsters, the glamourous, the bed bugs, the (enviable) Catholic girls, the police, the jukebox, the fortune teller, and the blue Hudson—the family car, always at the ready for frequent drives into better neighborhoods. Much of the milieu and many of the characters who inhabited Hollander’s progressive comic strip, Sylvia, originated in her childhood neighborhood; not only does this illustrated memoir give insight into how Hollander developed her style and wit, it’s a chronicle of a Chicago community that has since disappeared into an expressway.
Author : Ben Macallan
Publisher : Solaris
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2012-10-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781849974523
DESDAEMONA HAS HELL AT HER HEELS! Desdaemona’s done a bad, bad thing. Again. So she’s back on the road; and where better to look for shelter than with the boy she was running from before? But trouble follows. If it wasn’t Jacey’s parents who sent the deadly Twa Corbies in chase of her, then who was it? Deep under London, among the lost and rejected of two worlds, answers begin to emerge from Desi’s hidden past. Answers that send her north, in a flight that turns into a hunt, with strange companions and stranger prey. Dangers lie ahead and behind, and inconvenient passions ambush her just when she needs a clear head. At the last, even Desi has to beg for help. From one who has more cause than most to want her dead...
Author : Pamela DuMond,Pamela Sue DuMond
Publisher : Pamela DuMond Media
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
THEODORE VON PUMPERNICKLE: He’s fluffy. He’s fat. He’s a secret agent cat. (Formerly published as Cupcakes, Spies, & Despicable Guys.) Theodore Von Pumpernickle, a mix-breed Himmie cat, is the Pet Intelligence Agency’s cutest, grumpy-faced feline spy. Theodore might look like a domesticated cat, but he’s working undercover as a secret agent for the Pet Intelligence Agency. When some greedy thug steals Theodore’s bejeweled cat food bowl, he’s forced to use all his Double 0 Nine brains, bran, and special gadgets to take on an international cartel of criminals. Will the evil masterminds and their minions win? Or will Theodore and his rag-tag group of feathery and furry animal spy friends save the day? PRAISE 5 STARS “If humor is your thing, this is your book!” Jeannie Jackson 5 STARS “Hilarity ensues… What do cats do when we aren’t home? Well of course they fight crime and solve mysteries.” Jenny James This full-length novel is also available in PRINT. 1-Click TO LIVE AND LET LIE!
Author : Nick Trout
Publisher : Crown
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2008-03-11
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780767929233
From the front lines of modern medicine, Tell Me Where It Hurts is a fascinating insider portrait of a veterinarian, his furry patients, and the blend of old-fashioned instincts and cutting-edge technology that defines pet care in the twenty-first century. For anyone who’s ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at your veterinarian’s office, Tell Me Where It Hurts offers a vicarious journey through twenty-four intimate, eye-opening, heartrending hours at the premier Angell Animal Medical Center in Boston. You’ll learn about the amazing progress of modern animal medicine, where organ transplants, joint replacements, and state-of-the-art cancer treatments have become more and more common. With these technological advances come controversies and complexities that Dr. Trout thoughtfully explores, such as how long (and at what cost) treatments should be given, how the Internet has changed pet care, and the rise in cosmetic surgery. You’ll also be inspired by the heartwarming stories of struggle and survival filling these pages. With a wry and winning tone, Dr. Trout offers up hilarious and delightful anecdotes about cuddly (or not-so-cuddly) pets and their variously zany, desperate, and demanding owners. In total, Tell Me Where It Hurts offers a fascinating portrait of the comedy and drama, complexities and rewards involved with loving and healing animals. Part ER, part Dog Whisperer, and part House, this heartfelt and candid book shows that while the technology has changed since James Herriot’s day, the humanity and compassion remains unchanged. If you’ve ever had a pet or special place in your heart for furry friends, Dr. Trout’s irresistible book is for you.
Author : J. Campbell
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 198 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2006-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780595392025
David Llewellyn, a white American writer, becomes infatuated with a young black woman while vacationing on a small Caribbean island. But love is not all he finds in paradise. Llewellyn becomes enmeshed in a struggle between groups on the island battling for control of an old plantation estate that is key to their aspirations, and absorbed with the dark legend of a Victorian heiress reputed to have ritually killed young children in her search for eternal youth. Llewellyn's own ambitions and desires become blinders. Even as strange events and ghostly warnings abound, he is unable to see a plot to recreate an ancient Celtic ceremony in which his own life will be the crucial blood sacrifice. Promises on a Ring of Stone lifts the mask of polite smiles and friendly faces to expose deep-seated rifts in the society of an emerging nation in the 1970s. It is also the story of the struggle and mistrust between rich and poor, black and white, set against a backdrop of resurrected pagan rites and enduring voodoo beliefs.
Author : Rosemary Ré
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 355 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2019-08-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781532079511
“Just like Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s Crime and Punishment, Dominic did the crime and the sacrifice of his only son was his punishment.” She beckons you with her sunny glow, embraces you in her mountainous folds, intoxicates you with her sensual perfumes, and ensnares you in her web... It’s too late. You can’t get away. Who is she? She is San Lucci Island. San Lucci Island is a small, sleepy island in the Atlantic with Mediterranean ambience and a population of about two thousand, a gossipy, close-knit community. Its inhabitants are a smorgasbord of people seeking refuge from the violent storms that life has dealt them. An ex-marine, one-time famous author, ex-talk show host, ex-musicians, faded actresses and drifters find San Lucci Island to be a haven in which to hide. Heather Andersen, an orphan raised by her grandparents, grew up on San Lucci. One day on her morning run, she discovers a dead woman’s body in the hills far from town.
Author : Tom Ross
Publisher : Writer's Digest Books
Page : 548 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2001-12-18
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 1582970912
This new, updated edition of the industry standard shows writers how to get full control over their careers by self-publishing. Writers will see how the publishing industry works and learn how to make it work for them. Packed with maximum profit/minimal risk ideas, the Complete Guide to Self-Publishing, 4th Edition provides readers with: * Step-by-step guidance on every aspect of publishing and marketing a book * Appendices that list marketing contacts, government help and vendors, including names and addresses * Updated advice on e-publishing and electronic rights--everything the writer needs to know to tackle this dynamic new medium * Production tips that can cut design and printing costs * Proven sales letter formats, cover designs and catalog sheets * Dynamic marketing strategies for publicity, advertising and sales--specifically, what works and what doesn't
Author : Pamela Merritt
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2018-05-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 099803570X
The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.
Author : Arden Moore
Publisher : Storey Publishing, LLC
Page : 337 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2007-07-20
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781603421799
Cats are lovable, funny, attentive listeners, and wonderfully cuddly. They can also be tenacious, persnickety, and maddeningly aloof. Arden Moore explains the mysteries behind your feline friend’s thoughts and actions, from that inexplicable fascination with catnip to kneading blankets, chasing mice, and dozens of other complexities of cat behavior. With a handle on what’s behind your cat’s quirky personality, you’ll be able to maximize quality time with the fuzziest member of the family.
Author : Danielle Lieberman,Thomas Handschiegel
Publisher : Big-Boned Cats!
Page : 14 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2008-12
Category : Cats
ISBN : 9780982018101
Big-Boned Cats! is a tribute to the indefatigable spirit of the round cat. Big-Boned Cats! is the only book devoted to real-life fat cats. This is the first book of cats to focus exclusively on large, rotund and obese cats, cats that are heavy as Chevys; in short, gorgeous Big-Boned Cats!The Big-Boned Cat is healthy, confident and proud. Big-Boned Cats! is NOT about cruelly over-fed cats and people who exploit cats at the expense of the animal's health and well-being. Big-Boned Cats! IS about enjoying life, laughter, savory meals, a respect for the dignity of all cats, the betterment of all animals, compassion and love.